This is probably the wrong way to go about making a hated language

@Wezl You mean something like Perl? Even that has lots of good features. By putting this as the primary goal of the language, one can ensure that no good features are available :P

Wait, I think I'm confusing Perl with PHP

I was thinking of PHP, though perl did expand a lot

perl was first intended to be a lot more like awk and less like a general purpose language, I think

Yeah the creator meant it for non-programmers and wanted it to not have a steep learning curve