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Erik Darling
1:10 AM
@JoeObbish it's the most important steak of the day
Josh Darnell
@ErikDarling I can't remember that last time I went to brunch.
I was probably wearing jeans and a collared shirt though.
Joe Obbish
> wearing a collared shirt willingly
7 hours ago
, by
Josh Darnell
@ErikDarling I always dress appropriately for the circumstances.
never trust the transcript
@ErikDarling I had a steak today that was so good that I wrote down exactly what I did to make it
Erik Darling
@JoeObbish care to share?
Joe Obbish
@ErikDarling no, you can't buy the type of beef so it wouldn't work
also I doubt it was up to NYC standards
Erik Darling
1:26 AM
đ¤Ļââī¸
Joe Obbish
1:55 AM
@ErikDarling can't tell what that is
are you wearing a blue shirt today?
also, are you chatting by candlelight?
Erik Darling
2:10 AM
No, that's a Manhattan problem.
Joe Obbish
2:33 AM
I suspect I got a rash from the bus
am I going to die?
Erik Darling
only if you scratch it
11 hours later…
Erik Darling
1:43 PM
gentlemen
ahem
clinks glass
i present to you a query plan that spills on all three types of exchange operators
full details:
gist.github.com/erikdarlingdata/…
i would also like to present the ultra-cheeky rewrite to avoid them
ahem:
gist.github.com/erikdarlingdata/…
thank you for your time
Joe Obbish
2:06 PM
@ErikDarling when is PTP going to be fixed?
Erik Darling
ask richie on twitter
Joe Obbish
and how'd you get a spill with 0 rows?
Erik Darling
flexes
Joe Obbish
a 0 row flex, eh
Erik Darling
you can't bring me down
in this moment i am euphoric
Joe Obbish
2:19 PM
@ErikDarling are you enlightened by your intelligence?
Erik Darling
my fedora has become self aware
Joe Obbish
2:34 PM
You say that SQL Server is using 10% CPU. Is that causing some kind of issue for you? What is the problem that you're trying to solve? —
Joe Obbish
1 min ago
Erik Darling
bold
Joe Obbish
should I delete that? I'm trying to be nice, but now that I look at it again it feels like a doomed effort
Erik Darling
i would yeah
it's hardly worth the time
Joe Obbish
yeah, it doesn't really matter what the answer to that is
Erik Darling
alita was pretty good
i was a bottle of wine in when i watched it so ymmv
Erik Darling
3:15 PM
can we talk about max retweeting himself?
what kind of animal does that
Joe Obbish
3:30 PM
@ErikDarling donald trump?
Erik Darling
from a different account?
Joe Obbish
@ErikDarling yes
Erik Darling
savage
i'll let max be the judge of whom he keeps company with
Joe Obbish
3:46 PM
max is just trying to be more presidential
Erik Darling
i'm telling L____________________________________ you called trump presidential
Joe Obbish
he's the president, so by definition it's presidential
hth
Erik Darling
that has interesting ramifications
@JoshDarnell are you dressed appropriately for chat?
3 hours later…
Joe Obbish
6:59 PM
anyone got any book recommendations? non-technical ones
Erik Darling
Anime comics?
Joe Obbish
7:12 PM
@ErikDarling do you mean mango?
Erik Darling
đ
Or
whatever
Max Vernon
@ErikDarling lol, ANIMAAAAALLLLLL
2 hours later…
Erik Darling
9:21 PM
Ahem
Can we all have a moment of silence for the NZ team that lost to England đ´ķ §ķ ĸķ Ĩķ Žķ §ķ ŋ
Paul White
9:32 PM
Frowned slightly less? đ¤đ
twitter.com/erikdarlingdata/status/1150513137461932032?s=21
Erik Darling
"so English, frowning"
Joe Obbish
@ErikDarling yes, but by accident
Paul White
9:55 PM
@ErikDarling Still don't get it! Sorry!
Anyway looking forward to watching the replay today. Seems like a classic game.
Erik Darling
10:13 PM
@JoeObbish đ
@PaulWhite âšī¸
Paul White
@ErikDarling What has frowning got to do with cricket? Or being English?
Erik Darling
@PaulWhite natural state of an Englishman
Paul White
ok I guess
Erik Darling
"I guess" đ
Paul White
Well it seems like an odd thing to say without context
Erik Darling
10:19 PM
I perceive the context which is why I said it
Paul White
Yes but you replied to my tweet
I don't suppose it will be the last time people comment incomprehensibly on something I write
Oh!
I finally got it.
Them winning meant they frowned slightly less for a moment
Erik Darling
Yes
I'm stunned this was a source of confusion
Paul White
Don't know why I struggled to make that connection, still I did.
Erik Darling
There's probably a Japanese word for it
I'm drinking a mai tai with almond orgeat syrup made by a child ballerina who squoze the almond milk with exceptionally strong toes.
Joe is probably v. jealous
Joe Obbish
@ErikDarling Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru
Erik Darling
10:31 PM
Excuse you.
Joe Obbish
also, 2 virtual processors
2
no wonder the OP is concerned about resource monitor CPU
Erik Darling
What's 10% of 2?
Like 5 or something?
Joe Obbish
I bet it's a 10:1 oversubscribed VM
Erik Darling
Do you think cpu ready time might be a relevant detail?
Joe Obbish
there's no problem, so no
they should bring back the MCM so DBAs with lots of free time once again have something to work on
Erik Darling
10:53 PM
Ahem
Joseph
What if they had a
VMCM
đđđ
Joe Obbish
11:10 PM
don't they already have that
"VMware vExpert"
Erik Darling
Yeah but you don't have to know anything about sql server for that
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