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> "Satisfaction Guaranteed or you pay nothing" for assertiveness lessons can't really be taken advantage of except in Fluttershy's specific case. Either it didn't work and you're not assertive enough to claim that you're not satisfied or you assert youself that you're not satisfied inwhich case the argument can be made that the seminar worked and you owe Iron Will his fee.
nice for them to actually acknowledge the movie (now, if you please would also acknowledge the existence of Radiant Hope I would be very happy, thanks writers), yet I don't really understand why the map would decide to display the location of just one random pirate ship and ignore all the other flying ships that must exist in the world.
Is the map so smart that now it just display thing to remind Twilight to write them down / tell them to Starlight?
Will it soon start to also remind them of any appointment? Will Rarity cutie mark start buzzing to remind her her next hoof-polish session?
Also, thank you for inviting Tempest, my dear Twily, but I should remind you there is someone else that need to be invited in an episode of the MAIN show.
It seems that Equestria has some form of weird education association that somehow "controls" school structure and rules. And somehow they don't seem to be under the two princess control.
Mind you, this wouldn't be much surprising at all, but since even now Celestia seems to vaguely hint that she finds said association a little "old styled" it is somehow weird to think that she didn't try to interfere with it before. Unless she is actually plan to have Twily do all the manual work as usual ^_^'
The EEA is an association that "controls" education, but based on what they show it is clear that they only medle with basic school education - I mean things like math, history, geography and so on.
Basically, on one side you have math, numbers and science. On the other you have "Ethics and Moral Precepts" class - something that actually exist in Japanese schools but probably isn't a thing in the USA
It is like comparing apples to oranges as AJ would say, and it is clear as the morning sky from the start that trying to apply the "Teaching math" handbook to teaching Ethics won't work at all.
But they are cute little candy colored ponies after all, they won't notice this until premiere episode 2.
> ponies need to bang their head in a problem before recognizing the obvious solution and can't be expected to notice it from the start. Having affronted the same problem in the past does not influence a pony response to the same problem representing itself in the future.
so, Celestia hands Twily a big old dusty manual to use as a reference for the school building thing.
Twily then uses the old Reductio Ab Nauseam technique and produce a 20k pages long relation about her pland to give to the association members. You say this is just Twily being Twily, I say this is Twily being Twily while also being sure that no one will actually read the book she wrote.
(wouldn't be so surprised if the central pages of said relation where actually a collection of Pinkie Pie songs...)
> So Copernic I mean, Twilight Sparkle. Do you still insist in your heretic claims that the sun is in the center of the universe and Celestia is actually moving the earth to turn around it? This is BLASPHEMY!
also, bonus point for having the totally-not-evil Mephistopheles impersonator as the council head member. I mean, it must have been a shock for everypony when in a totally unexpected turn of events that character will turn out to be a "not-so-nice" guy just a little later.
please, drop this association thing and return home so that we may finally see Scoot sleeping in something that doesn't seem an orphanage dormitory.
Back to the story, using the boredom tactic Twily manages to get a temporary approval stamp. Back on this later, but I wonder why she need it in the first place.
I mean, the thing only seems to cover "how to teach science" rules. Considering that she won't teach those....
Are ponies really so crazy that -by comparison- they need a dress designer stamp of approval on their apple cider or they won't buy it?
the way the association is portrayed seems to suggest that the regulations does not even include other more generic suggestions like school building safety rules or other similar things - basically the only ones Twily could make actual use of since they would still fit her plan.
Did they plant a seed? It is prefabricated building? Did they just order the new "Twily Friendship School" playset Hasbro is bound to have on Amazon and waited for delivery???
Conveniently enough, each of the main races in the latest season sent a student. So we get a yak, a changeling, a griffon, a seapony , a dragon, and a passerby pony
Buffaloes will have to wait till next seasons, and so will Diamond Dogs (not to mention the comic-only races)
A pity if you ask me. They should have also included Little Strongheart, but I guess the writers forgot about her existence.
I mean, the more credible ones to use would be Dragons (they have to do as Ember says but not everyone likes it. Smolder could have been Garble smaller brother, and that could have been used for a future episode with Garble finally changing ways - wasted opportunity 1)
Mind you, not saying that the griffon being grouchy is less credible. The fact that buzz me off is that said griffon was coerced into going to school by the usual old, far grouchier griffon that we already saw in other episodes. Was he at least somehow related to either Hilda or Gabby I could have understood, but this seems a little forced.
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@Derpy I think that's more like an example for the Protagoras paradox, which Smullyan describes in more than one variant en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradox_of_the_Court
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@Derpy "School building safety rules"? What? In a world where you grow crystal palaces from a tree chest? I'm not sure how much success they'd have with that.
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@b_jonas the EEA probably has "regulations/advice" on how to teach ponies what a cutie mark is, teaching fillies about derivatives(how to forget Cheerilee teach Analysis 2 to primary school students?). They don't have a clue about friendship, field trips and such. Twilight should have asked PRINCIPAL Celestia for advice, not Princess Celestia and the EEA
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anyway, as I said, Raritwy shows that she can impersonate Rarity very well, and therefore shows generosity by providing all the other mane six with a secure work position at the school.
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@Derpy We have several questions like scifi.stackexchange.com/q/7436/4918 "Does Hogwarts teach non magical classes?"
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@b_jonas I mean, who would choose "Cupcake Tasting Course" with Pinkie Pie over the regular school classes they must have been following so far (remember: Scoot usually falls asleep during Cheerilee lessons, and the only time we saw Apple Bloom actually interested in what she said it was only because "CUTIE MARKS!!!!")
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@b_jonas I fear that by now I have the episode advantage over you so I won't comment on future things
will just add that yep, as you expect they carry on with the school thing in many episodes (luckily not as much as one would fear)
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I want someone that put her on a pedestal as a flawless pony, like she does with Celestia. Someone that is not a meme for a show fan, someone that actually "loves" her to the point of fearing to speak her mind and delude her
@b_jonas nope, just the "Will tell you what you did wrong" line. If she noticed that was intentional self sabotage to save the episode plot, there wasn't need for the snarky comment. While it may help to give a red herring , she could have done a lot better by playing along for a while.
so, thanks to the "switch to rulebook mode" thing, the ponies are now unhappy as expected for a premiere
Neyseigh returns to check the school and obviously proofs right from the start that he didn't even open the report Twily wrote.
Then he continues with some political- military speech, claiming that knowing other countries is only needed to know your enemy and turn their weakness against them.
@b_jonas check again, the prince gets mad and so does Ember. The only reason the smart guy isn't stomped and incinerated on place is because the two respect Twily more than they hate the guy.
Even if she was like "I can't do a thing, they are the authority in their field" it would make sense to have her come in before the premiere end
also, it would have make sense to try to build up a finale when Twily reopens the "no longer accredited school but I don't care because they hadn't anything to accredit in the first place" because she speaks with the students.
And since Starlight still has to be snarky we don't even get the much cuter scene that Sunset could have provided. Oh, well.
Isn't the Everfree that weird places with wolves made out of timber, cockatrices, tangling wines, black trees and stuff, always dark and scary all year long?
back to the episode, basically not much more happens. The actual finale is just a realization that the school didn't had much to share with an actual school in the first place, that Iron Will was right and having the "Princess Twily seal of approval" on the door sells more school subscriptions than the EEA logo, that Celestia was on vacation all the time and that the Young Six are here to stay for all the season.
> Earth is threatened by an enormously powerful monster who apparently destroyed 70% of the Moon, leaving it permanently shaped like a crescent. The monster claims that within a year he will destroy the planet, but he offers mankind a chance to avert this fate. In class 3-E, the End Class of Kunugigaoka Junior High School, he starts working as a homeroom teacher where he teaches his students regular subjects, as well as the ways of assassination.
> The Japanese government promises a reward of ¥10 billion (i.e. 100 million USD) to whoever among the students succeeds in killing the monster, whom they have named "Koro-sensei". However, this proves to be an almost impossible task, as not only does he have several superpowers at his disposal, including the capacity of moving at Mach 20, but he is also the best teacher they've ever had, helping them to improve their grades, individual skills, and perspectives for the future.
Class E is a class that is composed by students that the government considered a lost cause and just decided to forgot about.
Koro Sensei is the suspected cause of the destruction of the moon and has threaten to destroy earth too.
Saying anything else would be too spoilery on the series, but you can see how the comics is in reality a very harsh satire on Japanese school infrastructure.
In japan, it is very easy to doom your future because your grades aren't good enough. Even in primary school.
I suspect that the episode was initially planned to be a lot more direct at bashing the education associations but had to be toned down because the producers feared a negative feedback
@b_jonas because this is a kid show, and often they can't even manage to say "death" without getting an angry mob of parents armed with torches and pitchforks at their doors, claiming they "traumatized their kids"
shall I remind you that back in season one Steven was turned in a female in some countries because his character was considered too offensive?
nahh, I fear that the writers have to check the episodes many times in order to prevent scandals and angry parents
Which doesn't mind those scandals would make any sense, mind you... just that they have to live with it.
In this case, I think that if they actually tried to make the episode more direct they would have meet harsh feedback from some obtuse parents.
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@Derpy Sure, but the show is now in the eighth session and quite successful, so they can afford to be more risky. You've seen that since S6 I think.
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