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6:00 PM
Mahnax's mandibles would be more mellifluous. Just a suggestion (lol)
 
cheers
 
Yeah! gogogo
 
Wow, I feel powerful.
Maybe I will start my meals by expressing dominance over my food.
 
Oh right. Chicken.
 
Mahnax's mighty mandibles!!!
 
6:02 PM
have you not been indoctrinated into bellicophagery, @Mahnax?
 
I wanted to resume my raft journey.
 
I don't get it, why 194 possibilities?
 
@MattЭллен I've read the conversation but never actually tried it.
 
Damn. I can't find it. It was a guy on talk radio saying "Well, as a mother and a firefighter..."
 
@RegDwightѬſ道 Oh no…
 
6:02 PM
Huh...
 
@Mahnax I see!
 
@Gigili 11 * 10 + 12 * 7
 
@Cerberus 4 commas?! 4! what is wrong with you? Are you mutant?
 
@Cerberus rips out eyes
 
user19161
@Mahnax You seem to be revising your biology there.
 
6:03 PM
@Cerberus easily parses null arguments
 
@WillHunting Hah.
 
He's like that guy from Men in Black who can have his head blown off and grow a new one in seconds. But it really smarts.
 
> As a firefighter and a mother of three children, there isn't much that fazes Sarah Taylor.
 
Ciao. I will report back later on how fared my bellicophagery
 
6:04 PM
Maybe I should read the answer more carefully.
 
@MattЭллен Which commas?
 
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@Mahnax Back then I memorised the structure of the 20 amino acids. Of course I have long forgotten them!
 
@RegDwightѬſ道 Yes, well, that is less funny than what I had in mind.
 
@KitFox See? Kit understand AHK.
 
6:05 PM
@Cerberus well, now I look like a fool. you'd think I'd be used to it by now
 
@WillHunting Silly, silly.
 
user19161
@MattЭллен Well, one can see the pencil marks.
 
Bellicophagery Google search
 
@KitFox Ladeeda. Go ahead and search for your hilariously funny stuff for another hour, while I laugh at my mildly amusing stuff.
 
user19161
@Mahnax I also memorised the structure of all the monosaccharides.
 
user19161
6:06 PM
But the Krebs cycle was too much to remember.
 
@WillHunting Oh, we have to know the Kreb's Cycle.
 
@MattЭллен It never happened, OK?
 
Feb 16 '11 at 11:26, by RegDwight
Umkehrung is turning upside-down, Krebs is playing backwards.
 
@Cerberus :D
 
@Matt is this you? sgdi.tumblr.com
 
6:07 PM
Feb 16 '11 at 11:30, by RegDwight
 
I see some of my other secret identities have been discovered!
 
user19161
@MattЭллен Shh...
 
@RegDwightѬſ道 Cancer is mildly amusing to you?
 
@MattЭллен Well, ErikE did give us that Google search for bellicophagery.
 
@Mahnax :)
 
6:08 PM
@KitFox I saw no cancer in there.
 
user19161
@Mahnax Wow you are one step closer to being an expert stalker like me.
 
@WillHunting Not really. I just happened to notice it on the Google link.
 
Yeah it's not stalking if it's an accident!
 
user19161
Speaking of biology, I still do not have any wisdom teeth!
 
@RegDwightѬſ道 It was a story about a woman fighting breast cancer. Or did I suddenly start reading something else?
@WillHunting Neither do I!
Also I have no frontal sinuses.
 
6:11 PM
I never read the story. Only the part I quoted.
 
I see.
 
user19161
@KitFox That means we are full of wisdom. Our wisdom went into our soul instead of the teeth!
 
@KitFox So yeah, for all I know you did start reading something else.
 
user19161
I just got a paperback of OALD. Yay!
 
Where's the rest?
Or couldn't you afford it?
 
user19161
6:13 PM
@RegDwightѬſ道 In the sleep. Rest comes from sleep.
 
@Kit It looks like my enzyme didn't activate because it was at the wrong pH: ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19113953
If I read correctly, the lid opens between 3 and 5 pH.
 
@Mahnax Could be. But that's only one kind of lipase.
 
@KitFox The most common kind, I think.
 
I can believe that.
HPL needs colipase too?
 
@KitFox Hm?
 
6:20 PM
It looks like HPL requires colipase for enzymatic activity.
 
Oh, where does it say that?
 
Do you have access to the full-text version?
 
I don't think so.
I don't see any place on the page to go from abstract to full text.
 
Can you see this?
It's through the Article Linker.
 
> Access has been denied…
 
6:23 PM
> After introduction of a spin-label into the lid, specific EPR spectra were attributed to the closed and open conformations of the HPL lid using factors known to induce lid opening (bile salts, colipase, and E600 lipase inhibitor).
Hmm. Maybe I can upload it for you. Let me see.
 
That would be fantastic.
 
Try that.
If you are really interested in this kind of stuff, you can usually get access to journal articles through your University's library. You might be able to get a student account with them, although sometimes, you just need to get there via their website.
 
Thanks, it worked.
 
Welcome.
 
My Bio teacher said that she can view the articles, but I have no means for contacting her at the moment.
Come to think of it, my mom might even be able to access these things.
 
6:27 PM
Hey all.
 
Hi Jon.
 
Well, I'm happy to get you others, if you need.
 
I’m not just lurking today. :P
 
Hi @Jon.
 
I feel so welcomed.
Or at least hi’d.
 
6:29 PM
Dear Jon I'm moving on
By this time I'm gonna be long gone
Dear Jon c'est la vie
You've seen the last of me
 
Trying to come up with a domain for a site I want to make.
As usual, all the obvious ideas are taken.
 
@JonPurdy On what topic?
@KitFox Thanks!
 
ileikcerberus.com
 
@Mahnax A site for rightsholders to let people legally cover/use their work for a small royalty. Mainly targeted at independent musicians.
 
6:31 PM
@JonPurdy Neat idea.
 
my browser does not support javasript
 
@MattЭллен dot com?
 
would be a great name for a band?
 
6:33 PM
gimmegimmegimmesome.com
@MattЭллен Jesus Las Vegas.
 
That will get you sued by ABBA.
 
That's my pending lounge act.
 
Bah! Every one thing I do gets me sued by ABBA these days.
@KitFox with you as lead vocalist, I presume?
 
@MattЭллен Anonymous Methods.
 
@MattЭллен spits coffee
 
6:34 PM
For the halibut.
 
@MattЭллен Naturally.
@Mahnax Love it!
 
@MattЭллен You see, it's true: everything you do, you do it for you.
 
No! Not XKCD!
covers Reg's eyes
 
Apr 22 '11 at 21:53, by RegDwight
You post another XKCD, I'll kick you again.
 
6:35 PM
I’m not immune to the multiwordtumblrname.tumblr.com effect.
 
I was just pointing out why I said "would be a good name for a band?"
 
Would that I were.
 
I don't mind if you do.
 
I initialised my multiword tumblr site name
so it's just sgdi.tumblr.com
 
We are doomed.
 
6:36 PM
I feel compelled to mention that this conversation was the thing that I told my project lead I needed fifteen minutes or so to wrap up before I could meet with him.
 
Hahahaha.
 
Very good.
 
well, so long as it's time well spended
 
Well, have you got the wrapping paper?
 
6:37 PM
He's been making me wait all day, and when I went to warm up my coffee, he was in with the big boss, and said "Hey, Kit, is now a good time to meet?"
Without missing a beat, I replied "I've got something I need to finish up. I'll be about 15 minutes or so."
 
How long ago was that?
 
And it was the truth!
 
I have no idea.
 
Or it was a lie!
 
Project Lead snaps fingers. Kit looks vaguely in his direction, unconcerned.
 
6:39 PM
I hadn't even noticed how badly I misspelt everything until I saw it starred
 
I thought it was much nicer than saying "Go to hell."
 
true
telling someone to go to hell is frowned upon in polite society
 
I should probably bring a notebook and try to look official.
 
I don't want her back
I won't even try
This time ain't just au revoir
This time it's goodbye

We could not go on
Living like we were
I was just about to write
A Dear Jon note to her.
 
And you claim not to be Sir Elton.
 
6:41 PM
It's Bernie.
 
Oh. My bad.
 
@MattЭллен Unless they’re a necromancer and you’re asking them to go to hell for you and pick up some villain-souls or hellfire or whatever.
 
All the things I've said in songs. All the purple prose you bought from me.
 
Unless that, @JonPurdy :D
 
@JonPurdy …polite society…
 
6:42 PM
@Mahnax I have never known a necromancer to be anything but polite.
 
Lovely lot, those necromancers.
 
Charming, really.
 
Also, Hell's Angels.
 
@JonPurdy Oh, really. Fantastic, then.
 
6:43 PM
@RegDwightѬſ道 Including me.
 
I have never known Kit to be anything but polite. Except that one time.
 
I have 69 badges but a bitch Necromancer ain't one
 
@RegDwightѬſ道 I said I was sorry!
 
Hahaha. Chill.
 
And I meant it too!
 
6:45 PM
Then chill some more, what should I say.
 
:D
 
@RegDwightѬſ道 “Except that one time” instantly adds dramatic tension to a sentence. Just like “not since…the incident”.
 
:P
 
@JonPurdy I knew you would say that!
 
I suppose I can't put it off any longer.
Back in a bit.
 
6:46 PM
@MattЭллен Robusto has more Necromancer badges than you have badges.
 
he is a machine
 
listens to the sound of five people looking up whether an obvious lie is actually true
 
lol (because I did)
 
I know. There was that sound.
 
Jon Skeet has more Nice Answer badges than you have badges.
 
6:49 PM
not on this site!
 
Maybe the reason we get so many “is there a word for (some oddly specific thing)?” is that English has so many words for oddly specific things…
 
@MattЭллен I know, just had to put it out there.
 
Mar 17 at 19:52, by RegDwight Ѭſ道
Ah yes. The Enlightened badge. Note how @Robusto is so cool, he has more Enlightened badges than you have badges.
 
@Mahnax he is quite the answerer
 
@MattЭллен Well, and people upvote him because he’s famous. :P
 
6:51 PM
@MattЭллен Indeed.
@JonPurdy Famous because he knows what he's talking about.
 
@JonPurdy I never knew him, and I still don't know him.
I will never buy his book, either. And for all I know, the language he programs in must suck, otherwise people wouldn't be asking that many questions.
 
C#
or he did
 
C#, Bb, whatever.
 
Well, lunch time. Latehs.
 
Mahlzeit.
 
6:53 PM
I will also take my leave of this place. For the moment.
 
I like F# better. ;)
 
I like Haskell better of all!
 
@MattЭллен Yeah, I do too.
 
Tim Minchin is an oft-seen guest in this room.
 
I do love him.
The ofter seen, the better loved, really.
 
7:05 PM
Well, that was easy.
Holy shit. I just heard my project lead blatantly lying to his project director.
 
0
A: "open mike" vs. "open mic"

Tom HooverMic? Isn't that what you call an Irishman? An "open-mic" night in a nightclub could be an occasion when management allows customers to slip drugs into one another's cocktails.

Worth converting to a comment?
Or just deleting?
 
gives a dramatic thumbs-down with a deep frown
 
@RegDwightѬſ道 At least a comment, but probably ought to delete.
Since it's "slip a mickey," not "slip a mick."
@RegDwightѬſ道 feels oddly aroused
 
Joaquin Phoenix is the man.
 
7:11 PM
@RegDwightѬſ道 He looks like he’s holding his thumb against a hole in a dike.
@RegDwightѬſ道 Was. He went insane, remember?
 
giggles
 
@JonPurdy Well the gesture never went that way, but really, that's the smallest of that movie's problems.
And I've watched it at least twenty times. Maybe thirty. I like it, too. But it's so awfully inaccurate, there's no talking around that.
 
I found the camera effects difficult to watch.
Also, the scene with the dead kid, I can't take.
 
You mentioned that.
 
@RegDwightѬſ道 The biggest of Gladiator’s problems was that it lacked March of the Gladiators.
 
7:14 PM
@RegDwightѬſ道 Did I? Oh.
Also, there is a lot of brooding.
 
Anyway, I’m off to eat Chinese food.
 
@JonPurdy I have Hans Zimmer's soundtrack right here, and it quotes that march at least seven times. You just don't notice because of all the OVER 9000 instruments he puts haroomphing the hell out of themselves on top of that.
 
@RegDwightѬſ道 Okay, to be fair, I’ve only seen the movie once or twice.
But yeah, haroomph.
Jon out.
 
@JonPurdy See you in twenty minutes then. And then again in thirty.
Feb 29 at 14:20, by KitFox
I find even the memory of the scene where he discovers his son's body very upsetting.
 
Well, that lunch was nice.
 
7:18 PM
Also, this
 
Feb 27 at 20:01, by KitFox
@SonicTheHedgehog Are you a gay gladiator?
That made me laugh.
 
Hahaha
At least I'm consistent.
Ish.
 
Yeah. Ir. Ish.
 
I'm not Irish. I just married Irish.
And I have an Irish name.
 
Hence the ish.
DUH.
 
7:20 PM
rofl
 
Really, are all my jokes so sophisticated they need explained?
 
That's awful. How'd I get to feeling so cheery all of a sudden?
 
Sweaty gladiators.
 
2 mins ago, by Mahnax
Feb 27 at 20:01, by KitFox
@SonicTheHedgehog Are you a gay gladiator?
 
Gay, even.
It ain't called gay for no reason.
 
7:22 PM
Oh, right. I was going to look up that gay Russell Crowe flick.
muses
Maybe another cup of coffee.
 
Feb 29 at 14:26, by RegDwight Ѭſ道
 
Not right now! I'm at work and can't do anything about it.
Oh, the things I shall do to my husband when I am feeling better.
 
Call your lead over.
Share the fun.
 
covers eyes
 
shudders
He and the big boss ended up in a very awkward conversation about dating supermodels.
It was pretty pathetic.
 
7:25 PM
Jul 20 '11 at 15:42, by Kit
F*CK! F*CKING project leader! Back later.
Jul 20 '11 at 15:43, by RegDwight
Yes, that is an important task.
 
Stop! Ew!
 
You invaded Poland!
 
I would never make such a mistake!
 
@RegDwightѬſ道 Who hasn't these days?
 
Now, escenas gay de Crowe Russell he can handle, but "Ew"? Careful there.
@Mahnax stop quoting @Robusto. Or continue quoting him in exchange for royalties.
 
7:27 PM
@RegDwightѬſ道 I'm quoting Robusto?
 
Look at him!
 
Am I supposed to be answering rhetorical questions?
 
Look at that face!
shudders
Don't you just want to punch him?
 
I'm not intentionally quoting Robusto.
 
I never want to punch anyone. I just must.
Jan 4 at 13:56, by RegDwight Ѭſ道
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@Mahnax that is entirely irrelevant in the royalties-payment business.
 
7:30 PM
May 7 '11 at 12:55, by Robusto
Everybody has invaded Poland at one time or another.
Found it, I think.
 
That's not the only one.
He gets to repeat himself for free.
 
Huh. I probably should've mentioned in that meeting that I am on vacation the week after next.
 
Sorry, @Robusto. hands over royalty It won't happen again.
@KitFox Ooh, where are you headed?
 
12 miles south of where I live, to my mother-in-law's house.
Exotic, I know.
 
considers American geography
That's like, Mexico, right?
 
7:32 PM
Close.
 
More like Cuba.
 
Mm, okay.
 
No. Cuba is not okay.
 
I live about 100 miles from Mexico.
 
In Cuba.
 
7:33 PM
@KitFox That doesn't sound right.
Haha.
 
I'm about 50 miles from Havana. I know the guy who owns it.
 
Guy? Or gay?
 
Guy.
@Mahnax No, it's true.
 
The times. Them is an changing.
 
@KitFox I would have thought that you were closer, maybe 80 miles?
 
7:35 PM
Nope. About 50 miles from China as well.
 
No dickering in this chat.
 
And 130 miles or so from Norway and Paris.
Now any accomplished stalker should be able to figure out my approximate location.
 
@RegDwightѬſ道 Come on, just a few minutes.
 
130, 150, 80, who cares. It's a number.
 
@KitFox Where's Jasper when you need him?
 
7:37 PM
@Vitaly could solve that one easily.
 
I built a wall in China, I sank an ocean liner
I've wrecked homes, I've burned thrones, hunting Kit down.
 
Aww. I feel so special.
 
I've put thorns in your feet, I spread plague in the streets
I've sprung traps, confused maps, hunting Kit down.
 
taps toes That's catchy. You should set it to music and make millions.
 
Over 9000.
First rough draft guesstimate.
Though I think I'll start by making seven.
 
7:40 PM
I was trying to put it to the tune of "where the streets have no name" by U2.
Didn't really work.
 
Haha
 
Also, they'd sue that seven right out of you.
 
Then give it to African children, or something.
 
Who Bernie and Elton?
Nah, they're real sweet.
 
7:41 PM
@RegDwightѬſ道 Ah, that makes more sense.
 
They are like this, I'm tellin ya. Like this.
 
Tight.
 
Yeah. What better word than that.
 
Spandesque?
 
Is this correct: I wouldn't do that because I shouldn't do that and I couldn't do that?
Really? Thank you.
 
7:51 PM
Ohai.
I see no grammatical problems, only stylistic choices. But you should be asking a native speaker.
 
Thank you Reg.
 
Looks fine to me too.
 
Is somebody there?
:P
 
Guess where this is.
 
7:53 PM
Ceci n'est pas une maison.
 
@Cerberus China.
 
Correct.
@KitFox Also correct!
 
I built a wall there.
 
The Chinese kind of gave it away.
 
Can you be more specific? What the building is about?
 
7:54 PM
Must be a student dorm.
 
@KitFox Yeah I noticed.
@KitFox Nope. Why did you think so?
 
Nets to catch suicidal students.
 
Ah you are thinking in the right direction.
 
Don't have to be a student in China to be suicidal.
 
Do Chinese student dorms often have nets?
 
7:55 PM
I've no idea.
But suicide is big in China.
 
I only build walls. I'm not in the net attaching business.
 
About as big as Haßlehoff in Germany.
 
Heh.
 
Don't Hassle the Hassel.
 
Firewalls? Internets?
 
7:56 PM
Tell us, Cerb, what is this building?
 
You can guess. Kit also did the hard part.
 
It's a building for the Communist Party's ego. The nets are there because it's childish and fragile.
 
Which I considered hard anyway.
@RegDwightѬſ道 Not everything is about communism, my Soviet comrade.
 
It is in China, my hellish dog.
You have no idea of the things up here.
 
China is all about capitalism.
 
7:57 PM
If a person threw away a disposable coffee cup in a clean trash bag and the only other thing that went in there today was her plastic disposable lunch box, is the cup dirty?
 
Oh, it's the Apple place, isn't it?
 
@KitFox an unused coffee cup?
 
I like how they placed nets under walls, and beams under windows. They really want to finish the poor sods off.
 
@Mahnax Ding!!
@KitFox Of course not.
 

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