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@PrivatePansy Poweramp, if you, for some reason, don't own it yet
also, Tasker was well worth the price
@Chippies I've come across this the other day and I can't even tell what it does or why I'd want it.
I second the recommendation of Tasker.
Also, we have Books but not Movie, TV and Music here
@StrixVaria it allows you to automate pretty much anything
13:11
@StrixVaria It's an automation tool
No, actually we have movie but not TV
Google store is weird
What would I want to automate on my phone?
I use it for location work->silence, app youtube and not wifi connected->go home, and a few other things
for example my main use for it is, whenever I punch in at work, I also "punch in" on my phone, which adds the time I punched it in a txt file, turns off wifi and bluetooth. When I punch out, it writes down the punch out time and overtime, turns wifi and bluetooth back on
it's an app that you don't know you would have a use for until you have it and start messing with it
@StrixVaria Switching sound levels and screen timeouts/brightness at a given time, triggering IFTTT based on location or wifi connection, making your podcast app automatically start playing when you plug in a headset
13:13
wait you can use it to tie into IFTTT
I also use it to max out media volume when it hooks up to car audio
@Unionhawk IIRC, yeah
I don't know what IFTTT is either.
I don't actually think there are any IFTTT actions I'd want to tie it to but
@StrixVaria If This Then That
13:14
I guess I wouldn't mind my phone changing ringtone volume if I'm at work vs. not at work but that is not worth actual dollars to me.
A simple glue app that helps you bind different services together
@PrivatePansy Ok, I've heard of this and also have never thought even once that it could be useful to me.
Yeah it's not really that good
@Unionhawk I can't actually check on my phone right now, since it's in a lockbox in the building lobby
> sends a text message "late at work" to his wife (apparently). Automatically picks reasons from an array of strings, randomly. Runs inside a cron-job. The job fires if there are active SSH-sessions on the server after 9pm with his login.
13:15
a lot of the recipes out there are "save thing to evernote" and "save thing to dropbox"
and I'm not really sure why I'd want to save liked youtube videos to evernote
@Unionhawk If my smart home stuff could tie into IFTTT, then I'd probably set up something like "IF entering this geo area, THEN turn on back porch light"
I don't have smart home stuff, so that really dampens my phone automation potential
I spent two years having to turn on my living room lights at the light itself instead of at the switch before I was un-lazy enough to change what outlet they were plugged into.
I'm probably not in the target audience for Tasker.
I have one that backs up a phone log to Drive and automatically shares stuff I've read on Pocket to Facebook
The latter makes up nearly 80% of my Facebook activity
Why would you ever want to automatically share anything to Facebook?
13:21
In general I think Pocket articles are pretty nice
Or rather, if I save an article to Pocket and finish reading it, it's worth sharing
@PrivatePansy I assume you don't save any risqué stuff to Pocket?
A lot of the things I used to use Tasker for are now baked into Android, to some degree or another, but I still use it for others.
No, definitely not
@MBraedley Yes
That or it's stuff I no longer care about
I used to have some complicated "if application google maps and gps off, go to location settings and wait for gps to turn on or 60 seconds. if gps turns on go back to maps. if not then don't worry about it" profile so I could keep gps on battery save
now I just leave it on high accuracy all the time
In fact, I think I only have a single enabled profile, which is the one that starts my podcast app when I plug headphones in (really a 3.5mm audio cable in my car)
13:29
I've got several I don't think about
oh shit oreo picture in picture
I turned off my time of day profiles, which controlled volume and screen timeouts, because do not disturb itself can be scheduled. I may turn them back on (or change it to a charging profile) just for the screen timeouts.
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Q: How can I open this locked door?

StudokuThe Outbreak Update added ruins, which contain interesting or unique items hidden behind locked, DNA doors. The door itself requests a DNA sample when inspected, but I have yet to find one. In all the cases I've found, there's another way to dig into the room and bypass the door. Are the doors...

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Q: How do I perform the mission of pausing a starfruit in a play in fruit ninja?

FarahI tried to perform the mission many times. I kept holding the starfruit. I did not slice any other fruit after slicing a starfruit. I tried these two ways but it did not work. I am not able to understand the mission. So I need help.

So TIL Stardew Valley speedrunning is a thing. Specifically, the goal is to get married as quickly as possible.
@PrivatePansy I know people who speedrun life like that
@PrivatePansy I've seen somebody do a "romance everybody in town" run
Marriage percent
with glitches
14:04
So this is (currently) a thing: youtube.com/…
Comments are printed by a dot matrix printer and shredded
The shredder is functioning not super well with the dotmatrix extra-wide paper
Just... what the fuck Apple?
unicode is my passion
> Error injecting constructor, java.lang.ClassNotFoundException: local
ಠ_ಠ
@KevinvanderVelden That's a pretty fast printer, at least by dot matrix standards
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Q: Is there only one Shanalotte aka. Emerald Herald?

l0b0When you meet Shanalotte in Dragon Aerie she says "it was my own manifestation that led you here." You'll also meet her (or her "manifestations") in at least Majula, Drangleic Castle, Undead Crypt and Throne of Want. Are these all tied to the same life? That is, if you kill her in any one of thes...

14:21
@KevinvanderVelden Misread that as dominatrix...
@SaintWacko Your brain has a specific focus :p
To be fair, after posting I had the same doubletake
@Yuuki you should call UPS and complain your package is late
or the post office, and be like "RAIN OR SHINE MY ASS"
@KevinvanderVelden more like good news, great news!
@Wipqozn "How to be an asshat to delivery people." Written by @Wipqozn
14:29
@Wipqozn tbf it's neither rain nor sleet nor snow, they didn't say anything about spontaneous lakes
SUDDENLY: TEXAS IS A FUCKING OCEAN
meanwhile some united passenger: "what do you mean the plane that was supposed to be this flight is 'stuck in houston'"
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Q: What does the "Resistance contacts" SITREP do in Xcom2 War of the Chosen?

SkyHiRiderAccording to the description "Undercover civilians present in this combat zone can be contacted to gain valuable rewards" What are the rewards? Do I automatically gain all rewards when I complete the mission? Or should I run around and do the bonus first, then focus on the mission?

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Q: minecraft 1.12 reliably detect player-player interaction

D-InventorI am making this command block minigame which requires two players to "interact" with eachother. With interacting, I mean: two players meet eachother, initiate the interaction, then command blocks compare a certain score of both players. If the score of player 1 is higher than player 2, then a co...

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Q: Does killing Shanalotte aka. The Emerald Herald change the rest of the game?

l0b0When killed Shanalotte drops the Aged Feather, and you can no longer use her services (unless revived, but it's unclear whether this is even possible). Are there any non-obvious differences to the rest of the game, especially lore-related, like changed dialogue, locations or items?

@PrivatePansy the two "e"s in needed can be obtained from each other through simple translation
oh my god that kerning
could drive a truck through there
de co rnp ressor
14:37
@TimStone *keming
@PrivatePansy hue
@Unionhawk doesn't everyone use a de corn pressor?
So, PSA. Absolver is a pretty great game. I do not like fighting games, but am loving Absolver. :D
@Fluttershy I'm not a big fan of non-1v1 stuff.
Especially when it's 1v3 it's a little silly.
finally got a proper HDD in my PC (only had an SSD, old laptop HDD and external HDD until now)
14:50
@StrixVaria Yeah, I struggle with those too. :( The coliseum boss fight was awful.
installs all owned Steam games
@Unionhawk Meanwhile, some other United passenger: "Ow, ow, stop..." is knocked out
If/when I start volunteering, the first thing I'm going to do is spellcheck all of these signs.
@Fluttershy I'm pretty sure I just lucked my way through that one.
15:13
Please use buckets to get rid of all the water so my gas doesn't go up, thanks
@StrixVaria I also had a bug in the fight against the two hunters. I posted a screenshot on Steam. lol
@StrixVaria Awesome. Hoping they release details on when it's starting soon.
@Wipqozn Friday evening through Sunday evening.
@Wipqozn Glad I filled up earlier this week
@StrixVaria meant an exact time, but thanks
15:16
I think they have one, hold on.
Last I saw, starting at 8PM EDT
@Fluttershy The game is pretty buggy for now :(
await do for ^10 { start { $a⚛++ for ^1000 } }
@Wipqozn sometime between the creation of earth and the heat death of the universe
@Fluttershy Are we not friends on Steam or did you change your name?
15:18
@badp That's uh... an interesting operator
I thought it was a flower at first
@Wipqozn That's still cheap. Over here Diesel is like €1,30/l or something
@Arperum Fuel prices in Europe have always been higher than Canada and the US
> cannot convert from system.datetime? to system.datetime
ugh
fine
I'll add the ?
@StrixVaria I'm Niro on Steam. We're friends!
happy
15:21
@Fluttershy Oh, ok; I was looking for NihilistRonin
Everyone should have the same username everywhere!
I doth declare!
Meanwhile I have a completely different name on Steam also and none of you have trouble remembering it so I guess I'm just a jerk.
@StrixVaria I changed my name and avatar at the same time, which is a cardinal sin.
(Or at least significantly similar that it's easy to tell who is who.)
I have no idea who half of my steam friends list is
Discord helps with some
15:23
@Fluttershy That is a weird bug. The weird white thing that you use to start the boss fight is still there, and the bosses are there with no masks.
I should take a screen shot of the excellent mask I found.
What even is the default screenshot button in Steam? Is it just print screen?
Thanks.
That was my backup guess.
@Arperum Yes
@Unionhawk thanks
@StrixVaria The white thing wasn't there during the fight, but the frozen enemy models were! While I was fighting the actual enemies!
@Fluttershy Oh nice!
15:27
They kept blocking the camera. lol
Well that happens anyway if you get backed up to a wall.
@Fluttershy Did you finish all the marked ones too?
@Unionhawk i use notes
That's true, that is a feature of steam
@StrixVaria Not yet. I have two or three to go, I think.
15:31
@Fluttershy Ok. I found some of them harder than the actual "bosses".
And harder to find too; I had to look up the location for one.
I think I only have the Sixth left.
I think I know which one that is.
I was exploring the Tower of Adal last night and got rekt by 3 Lost Prospects.
That's one where some other PC dropped in and saved my life mid-battle to let me progress.
15:36
> {1/1/0001 12:00:00 AM}
yep that isn't going to work
Harvey Relief Done Quick is official! Fri. 8PM - Sun. 8PM EDT. Game Submissions will be live (via Google Forms) within the hour. #HRDQ2017
CC @Wipqozn
I'm just going home
It's not even noon
@StrixVaria I had someone do that for me in the forest area.
@StrixVaria thanks
user15026
15:42
@StrixVaria what charity are they using?
We're proud to announce that we are partnering with @HoustonFoodBank for #HRDQ2017! 100% of your donations this wee… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/903311804746620930
user15026
Cool beans.
user4704
Oh, that's good to know.
@RedRiderX There is in fact an Android app that locks the volume buttons to media volume
16:00
@PrivatePansy Does it basically just play silence the entire time?
I'm honestly not sure, it might be doing that
(e.g. like the windows app I have for making sure my HTPC always uses 5.1)
@MBraedley it's silly but that is why I don't want to install the app, I feel like it would be a drain on battery
Woo half day vacation
What the fuck Sinclair why are we literally showing the top daily mail stories
16:17
@Unionhawk because sinclair
Why is everything garbage
Sweet. I'll have to throw GDQ up on the TV for the weekend.
I have some plans Sunday but I'll be happy to watch what I can.
16:27
If I could embed the countdown into my message, I would.
@StrixVaria *indigenous peoples' day
funnily enough we call turn signals "arrows" in Italian
because, I mean, turning them on lights up an arrow symbol on your dashboard
@badp Does Italian use the same word for arrows you shoot out of a bow and arrows like the symbol that points to things?
16:40
freccia
yes
I always try to be careful when a word has multiple meanings in English while thinking about other languages.
I have made mistakes.
In Germany I accidentally asked a cashier for a purse instead of a plastic bag to hold the thing I bought.
but yeah, I've occasionally mumbled something like "I guess only indians use arrows" while driving
hah
if I google "i turchi all'africa" Google gives me "did you mean... i turchi allafrica"
if I google "i turchi allafrica" Google gives me "did you mean... i turchi all'africa"
which is some weird expression my mother says for someone who is, I suppose, confused enough to think Turkey is in Africa
which
I mean
maybe?
we turn to our expert in a suit, @Avery, for her expert opinion
Turkey isn't in africa.
thanks, expert in a suit.
It's often classified as being in "eurasia" or "middle east"
but yeah telling most turks that turkey is in middle east would get you a ton of yelling
like, even the biggest university here is named "Middle East Technical University" but turkey part of europe we're civil middle east bad europ good
16:55
I am the nigh--- awww yisss scritches https://t.co/5ydLgRVk0A
cc @ash
@Avery I didn't think things were going that way lately
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Q: Is there anyway to bypass the 14 GB update in GTA V?

Potential GamerAfter activating the GTA V by putting serial code, it asks for a 14GB+ patch file download. This is really frustrating that the download looks very huge. Now my questions are: Is there anyway to bypass the 14GB download? What problem do I face if I did so?

@badp well people are really split
@badp can you have a trexit if you never joined EU in the first place?
sure
16:58
there are those that HATE western societies and those that HATE being even associated with middle east
like turkey has a ton of nutjobs going around saying "america's not allowing us to extract boron but in 2023 the secret agreement will end and we'll be the greatest country again" and this kinda has to do with erdo too, because he's also always mumbling 2023 2023 2023
@Avery why 2023?
was typing up.
(the 2023 number comes from the lausanne peace treaty or whatever it's called, signed in 1923. While America has nothing to do with it, people tend to blame it too. Lausanne's terms are public and they don't include anything against extracting or processing stuff, and even if we did extracted all the boron, if people don't buy it, turkey will not see any improvement economically and even if turkey sold it all, I don't think that turkey can achieve the "greatest country" status. )
so this is like "climate change is a hoax by the chinese" level stuff?
(Oh and, people are saying that lausanne expires in 2023. There's also no terms indicating anything about that. Most of erdogan's promises include the year 2023 too, someone from utoronto wrote up on it apparently, linky)
@GodEmperorDune yes
and worst part is, there are so so many people like that
like, I've had teachers (history teachers even) who believed at that
user15026
@GodEmperorDune Bats are so cute
17:05
here's the full text of treaty of lausanne on wikisource if anyone is interested.
> 10% yearly average growth
hahahahaha
oh man
good luck with that
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Q: cheat code for unlimited gems on temple run 2 lost jungle

Cody HeltonI need cheat code for unlimited gems.no idea of how to get it legally.I'm trying to unlock EVERYTHING.

@Lazers2.0 wat
@Lazers2.0 Interesting ethical question. We disallow questions about cheating in online multiplayer games. We allow questions about cheating in single-player games. What about cheating in single-player games to circumvent spending real money?
(Not that this question is a great example.)
user15026
Considering said "cheat code" if there were one would be circumventing the likely microtransaction system put in place....it's likely not awesome.
user15026
17:14
(even if I hate the whole idea of microtransactions for premium currency)
Also open data is nice. Here's unemployment percentage from 2005 to 2016 in turkey. Lower = better. Aim is to get to 5% by 2023 though that seems very unlikely.
@StrixVaria i think cheats to circumvent spending real money should be treated with the piracy standard
@StrixVaria What about "How can I refill my Candy Crush lives without having to wait the <x> hours (and spending money)?"
user15026
@MBraedley Is there an in-game way to do that?
@MBraedley This question is on topic regardless of the answer.
The answer might be "you can't" though.
17:18
I mean the solution without spending money is to change the time on your device.
To me there's an ethical difference between unlocking real content that you'd otherwise have to pay for, or circumventing arbitrary and stupid restrictions. The latter is similar to modding games
user15026
This one is asking specifically for a cheat code, which makes it kinda obvious to me that they're just trying to get past the microtransaction
Which can easily be considered cheating
But what is cheating in a single-player game?
user15026
@MadScientist I don't agree in the case of "tell me how not to pay for this thing where the only option is to pay for it"
17:19
We don't care about cheating in single player
@MadScientist but the devs put those arbitrary and stupid restrictions in place to fund the game
@MadScientist yes, but we're talking about premium currency
user15026
Like to me, it feels like "tell me how to get this game without paying" which on any other non-microtransaction fueled thing would be piracy
this isn't "how do i mod to have an infinitely large inventory so i don't have to drop things"
If we're talking about F2P games, I would agree in many cases (I didn't look at the specific question, I wanted to address the more general case).
17:21
@MadScientist it's not like we support pirating DLC if you bought the base game
I successfully disputed a thing on my credit report! :D I adulted!
user15026
@Fluttershy huzzah! gives you cookies
temple run 2 lost jungle is F2P
@GodEmperorDune There's a huge difference, as DLC is different assets and content as the main game.
@MadScientist what about the new bethesda points thing in fallout4 and skyrim?
user15026
17:22
I really don't think we should be in the business of "how do I get this without paying"
user15026
Regardless of what the thing is
Agreed
@GodEmperorDune Bethesda is working really hard to destroy all the goodwill it had accrued.
@StrixVaria i don't disagree
I'm talking about e.g. something like in Dragon Age Inquisition, where you have to wait in real time for the stuff on the map. Now assume they have microtransactions to speed that up, I wouldn't consider it unethical to cheat in this case
17:22
unethical, arguable.
but if the dev wants to do something annoying and stupid for real money, we shouldn't encourage bypassing that
user15026
@MadScientist yeah, but some people don't think it's unethical to pirate either.....
Fit for Arqade? I don't think so.
Thing is, doing that is arguably an unethical move by developers
user15026
And I don't think that we should open ourselves up to that sort of grey ethical judgement stuff because how do you draw a line there
because they're trying to get more money out of something you paid
user15026
17:23
Like how do we help this person, but then deny someone who wants to know where to get the next Skyrim without paying
And when you skip that, you're also making something unethical. While it may be justified according to some (including me), I don't think that we should allow such questions on Arqade, as it might end up in a floodgate of low quality, legally dubious questions.
@Avery plus arqade should be about encouraging gaming as a whole to continue
if the devs can't get paid for their work, that would severely damage the industry
user15026
It's one of those things - your personal feelings on it don't matter as much as "will this cause problems for the site as a whole in terms of quality and ability to succeed"
The very concept of "give us extra money to un-fuck your single-player gaming experience that we've intentionally fucked up" makes me insane.
I'm looking at you literally every Android game.
@StrixVaria i 100% agree, but it's not our place to mess with that
user15026
17:25
@StrixVaria Trust me, I am right there with you on that feeling
Oh yeah that has nothing to do with our policy decision.
that's up for players to not play those games
@StrixVaria I agree, and I agree that it shouldn't affect our policy.
I just hate it so much and I want it to stop being a thing so much.
user15026
Although I've been having decent success with the new Angry Birds Match game actually
17:26
or not buy microtransactions
and support games that do it well
user15026
Where I can pay for stuff but so far I've not had to.
like i'll play your game if there are reasonable ads
user15026
I can't tell if that's confirmation bias or not but it seriously feels like if I expend enough lives on a level it starts giving me more powerups to get past it
but randomly interrupting with unskippable ads? sorry, nope
user15026
@GodEmperorDune It's the randomness I hate
17:27
I found some crappy CSD ripoff on Android that actually had fun gameplay but then made the levels impossible without real-money powerups.
user15026
like if I can expect it once every 5 levels, okay fine
user15026
@StrixVaria Cooking Mania?
I intentionally forgot everything I could about it.
@Ash right, it's up to you to make that choice
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Q: Why can I only sometimes merged small dragon chests?

KutuluMikeMy camp is filling up with small dragon chests, mostly harvested from stone but also won at the end of levels. I have them all pushed off to one side while I save up gems up open them. I've noticed that, occasionally as I'm moving them around, several of the "dragon egg chests" will merged into ...

17:28
@Ash ugh and yes video or interactive ads
@Ash "Cooking Fever" I think.
user15026
@StrixVaria Ah, yes, sorry, I mixed up the name. I know which game you mean. I was annoyed at that as well
user15026
It had potential.
user15026
I keep trying to find a game in that style that doesn't eventually end up in a real money hell
user15026
@Avery I hate the interactive ones.
17:29
There was one I played probably 5 years ago and have no hope of finding the name of again.
But that actually was pretty good.
user15026
I know Gamehouse has some good time management stuff, and they're smart - they give you like 5-10 levels to try it and then you pay for the whole game.
user15026
That I don't mind.
@Ash Is their stuff on Android? I could go for something like that.
Apparently uBlock hates their entire domain.
user15026
@StrixVaria Yep! They have a TON of Android games.
user15026
I really like the Delicious series, myself.
17:32
"Found in: Malvertising filter list by Disconnect • hpHosts’ Ad and tracking servers • Peter Lowe’s Ad and tracking server list" oh my
I cannot see their website with uBlock on, this is hilarious.
That makes me skeptical though that their legit homepage would be blocked. What did they do?
@StrixVaria look above, the names of the block lists say stuff.
@Avery It lists what source blocked it but I don't see anything more than that.
literally just ads and tracking.
17:38
@TimStone FAKE NEWS!
@TimStone I should turn the gta 4 one into a mod
@TimStone They forgot "That Time You Were Acquitted Of First-Degree Murder Because Your Younger Sibling Erased Your Sonic Adventures 2 Save File With Your Extensive Chao Garden".
#neverforget
Thank god for "a jury of your peers".
@Yuuki seriously, deleting a save file is no joke
17:43
I remember accidentally deleting my rayman save file
was a fun day.
Waaaaaaant myyyyyyyyyy compuuuuuuuuuuuteeeeeeeer....
@Yuuki when do you get to go back to your house?
No idea. Judging by the nearest gauge, the water level hasn't dropped significantly for us.
but i thought it stopped raining
isn't all that water flowing out to sea or whatever?
oh right, water flowing from other places
ugh that sucks
Yeah, it's unfortunate that we live somewhat close a major bayou.
17:52
speaking of which
@Yuuki buffalo bayou?
Oh crap. This is a splatfest weekend isn't it?
this is what happens when you lurk for too long on /r/ProgrammerHumor/
what is this, gnome
@MadMAxJr yes
17:53
@badp seems like there is too much white ink
so when you mentioned that you kept your lastpass master password on a flash drive, I got curious and drowned a flash drive without any casing for 21 hours (on regular tap water), and after ~12 hours of rice treatment, it works.
@GodEmperorDune Yep.
is it a linear pie chart
They're set up for it now
@Yuuki i read the reservoirs are still dumping into that, sorry :(
17:54
I think it's a linear pie chart
so yes hopefully if you can find the drive you can probably hopefully get your lastpass back
@Avery I'm not terribly worried about the integrity of the flash drive, I'm more worried being able to find it.
@GodEmperorDune We didn't have to evacuate until they started dumping from the reservoirs.
Water level was about maybe an inch or two above the ground floor. Maybe three.
@Yuuki yeah, good luck.
We didn't get serious flooding in our house until the most severe rains passed and they started dumping out the reservoirs.
To put it somewhat succintly, the city sacrificed our neighborhood so the reservoirs wouldn't break and cause more general uncontrolled flooding.
Which is understandable from a logical standpoint, but I'm still dealing with my visceral response to that notion.

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