x = -1.187250704641182×10^-16
(using starting point of x_0 = -0.017)

8 years 3 months 6.28 days
(right now)

To get to the other side.
(ha, ha)

42
(according to the book The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, by Douglas Adams)

2:14:00 am EDT | Friday, August 29, 1997
(this is the date and time, according to Sarah Connor and the T-800 in the 1991 science fiction film Terminator 2: Judgment DaySkynet became self-aware and launched a nuclear attack against Russia to provoke a counterattack against humans)

Available commands:
Builtin: asm, coinflip, cointoss, eval, fibonacci, help, joinroom, learn, leaveroom, list, listcommands, rand, rolldice, room, unlearn, wotd
Learned: "have, alive, alive?, era, error, foo, have-you-seen-alien?, kenorb%20is%20the%20man, kenorb+is+the+man, kenorbisgayboy, lenny, look_of_disapproval, rei-is-rude-boy, salute, test1, tif, wtf, x, xin, xinchao, xinchào, xkcd

Available commands:
Builtin: asm, coinflip, cointoss, eval, fibonacci, help, joinroom, learn, leaveroom, list, listcommands, rand, rolldice, room, unlearn, wotd
Learned: "have, alive, alive?, era, error, foo, have-you-seen-alien?, kenorb%20is%20the%20man, lenny, look_of_disapproval, rei-is-rude-boy, salute, test1, tif, wtf, x, xin, xinchao, xinchào, xkcd

Available commands:
Builtin: asm, coinflip, cointoss, eval, fibonacci, help, joinroom, learn, leaveroom, list, listcommands, rand, rolldice, room, unlearn, wotd
Learned: "have, alive, alive?, era, error, foo, have-you-seen-alien?, lenny, look_of_disapproval, rei-is-rude-boy, salute, test1, tif, wtf, x, xkcd

```
catch(IOException e)
{
e.printStackTrace();
return "I do not understand.";
}
```