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6:03 PM
Good old Wolf Einstein
Greatest of wolf physicists
 
@Mostafa Not really, no. Stuff that is rude, offensive or just makes people uncomfortable doesn't become any less so if someone claims to be posting it "for research purposes".
@Slereah A werephysicist, perhaps? Half man, half physicist.
 
@ACuriousMind rude and offensive, yes, I agree. But not just makes people uncomfortable. Research is hard sometimes, and you need to get out of your comfort zone.
 
@Mostafa I wasn't necessarily saying that everything that makes people uncomfortable is off-limits here, but if someone complains, I'd urge you engage with their concerns instead of retreating behind "research purposes"
@AccidentalFourierTransform Sigh...is that really necessary?
 
no, not really
feel free to delete it
 
6:17 PM
@Mostafa Eg I probably wouldn't post a snuff film here
 
@AccidentalFourierTransform Eh, I don't find it that upsetting. Just...pointless :P
 
Certain kind of research is just off-topic in a physics chat on the internet :P
 
like everything I do
 
You're right, this is a physics chat
 
have I ever posted something... not pointless?
 
6:18 PM
So how bout them apples
 
@AccidentalFourierTransform We've had some nice dicussions about QFT
And sometimes you're actually funny, I don't view humour as pointless, either ;P
 
hi
 
Jan 5 at 19:11, by AccidentalFourierTransform
user image
hi there
 
I have been thinking about solitons (really kinks) in scalar fields
mostly because I want to know about instantons and circles
 
::waits for AFT to make a joke about "thinking about kink"::
 
6:22 PM
:~)
 
what I am, private joker?
its not all jokes you know
theres more to life than that
 
@Cows circles are sets of points equidistant from the same point
 
circles are really cool. I swear, Atiyah told me so
@Slereah I learned that definition in primary school
hehe, still holds though
:D
It's amazing . Circles are amazing I swear!
I'm off to cook something. I will be back soon
 
Well no because circles don't have to be embedded in the plane
 
are you trying to say sphere is not homeomorphic to a subset of R?
anyways got to make some brunch hehe
:D
 
vzn
6:30 PM
@Cows solitons are awesome :) do you have interest in fluid dynamics? there is also an emerging new area called "pilot wave hydrodynamics"... are you a physics student? undergrad?
...
 
@vzn I have been thinking about how if something is lorentz invariant, you can compute solitons and then do boosts. Fluids are awesome too. I sometimes fill buckets with water and try to physically manifest kdv related stuff. I am hoping to be enrolled as a student somewhere soon. I dropped out senior year in physics(money problems, about 5 or 6 years ago)
 
vzn
@Cows cool, what country are you in?
 
I am in the United States
 
vzn
@Cows state?
 
Los Angeles
 
6:48 PM
@AccidentalFourierTransform That sign can be used for research purposes.
e.g. in chiral or dichroic metasurfaces
 
wow
how... how did you find that?
 
That's very close to my research field :)
or this:
(top-right)
These are used in all chiral metamaterials....which are used when you want to manipulate waves' polarization
 
neat
its the symbol of peace ;-)
 
lol
 
7:14 PM
is vzn an acronym for something?
 
visual zygote newt
 
lol
 
Good night
 
@Slereah Do you know the RG book by Eisenhart?
 
7:28 PM
@0celouvsky can you tell me more about what slereah was trying to say about circles and planes. I had to grab brunch , but I am back
he said "Well no because circles don't have to be embedded in the plane" I said circles were amazing
 
A figure 8 is not embedded
But I'm it sure if that's what he meant
@JohnRennie I need another out of print book for my work
 
I see
 
7:44 PM
@0celouvsky Halp
 
Why can't Daniel help?
 
He's busy
He helped earlier
When you weren't around. You two take turns
@0celouvsky plox
 
I
I'm in class
 
7:59 PM
Okay, ping me when you're free then
 
8:18 PM
@BenNiehoff HELP ME WITH ANALYSIS
RIGHT NOW
please
 
if its something simple I can try
 
lol, why did someone make microscopic swastikas?
 
I mean, if everybody else is busy
 
@AccidentalFourierTransform Okay, this is the exercise:
 
if its in Portuguese I'll log out
 
8:20 PM
Given a set $A = \{(x,y,z)\in \Bbb R^3\colon x+y < 1;y+z^2 < 1; x,y,z > 0\}$ write down the expression to compute it's volume using a triple integral of form $\int\int\int dydxdz$
@AccidentalFourierTransform Come on, I translate them to everyone but ACM
 
can you draw $A$?
it should be more or less easy
 
I have
It's like a burrito laying down
Well
$y+z^2<1$ is
 
My problem now is finding the bounds for the integrals
I have $\int_0^1\int\int 1 dydxdz$
But now idk what the bounds on $x$ will be
 
well, the volume is 2/5
we already know that
 
8:26 PM
I don't
 
Okay
How do I write the bounds for $x$ now?
I have them for $z$
 
im thinking!
its been ages since the last time I did this :-P
like, three years?
 
Is it not just 1-y?
@AccidentalFourierTransform I thought we were about the same age?
 
no, unless you're 22
 
8:29 PM
Oh jee
You're old af
Granps
 
sad frog face
my drawing doesnt quite looks like yours
in the $x,z$ plane it should be a square, right?
or am I doing it wrong?
so, basically the region is $0<x<1-y$
and $0<z<\sqrt{1-y}$
right?
and $0<y<1$
so thats it
$$\int_0^1\mathrm dy\int_0^{1-y}\mathrm dx\int_0^{\sqrt{1-y}}\mathrm dz$$
yep, that evaluates to 2/5, as required
QED
pls answer
say something
 
Hey
Sorry
Got a call
Oh god why do you write it like that
 
8:45 PM
cause im a pro
 
Okay
I see the sense in that
So I start by "fixating" the innermost variable to find the bounds?
 
well in this case it is simple because the conditions are independent
one for $x,y$ and the other one for $y,z$
so you can solve them for the variables, in my case I solved for $x$ and $z$ in terms of $y$
 
Why do you write it like that though
 
in the general case, I dont think there is an algorithm you can follow
 
it's so bad
Just do triple integrals like normal peeps
 
8:48 PM
please stop
just acknowledge the superiority of my notation and move on
 
It's horrible
Please rewrite that using triple integrals normally concatenated
 
im so mad right now
ill burn everything that you know
 
Well, good luck because I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING
 
typical Bernardo
 
Why is that typical me?
 
8:53 PM
you always do that
the thing you did there, that thing
 
Must resist making your mom joke....
@AccidentalFourierTransform Okay, another one
 
said your mother
 
Using cylindrical coordinates compute the volume of $$B=\{(x,y,z)\in\Bbb R^3 \colon x^2+y^2 < 1; \sqrt{x^2+y^2} < z < 2; x>0; y>0\}$$
Why do I know that cylindrical coordinates are going to be handy here?
 
Is it because z is dependent of (x and y)
 
9:00 PM
in fact, $B$ a quadrant of a cone
with a bit of geometrical visualisation/imagination, its volume should be clear
but anyways, draw $B$ first
 
I have no imagination at all
or notion of space
or any idea of volume or anything
My mind is just a lexer and a parser
 
Morning
 
@Mostafa morning
@AccidentalFourierTransform Let me try and draw this
 
spoiler: the volume is $\pi/3$
 
You're using matlab
 
9:03 PM
thats for peasants
I use Mathematica
 
Okay, so
$x^2+y^2 <1$ is just a circle of radius 1
 
in the $xy$ plane, yes
 
Ye
Now the second equation is a bit sketch
I know it will have height 2
 
@BernardoMeurer So you prefer algebraic viewpoint over geometric...
 
@Mostafa Yep, my brain does not support OpenGL
the OpenCL extensions work OK though
@AccidentalFourierTransform How do I figure out that it makes a cone?
I mean I see the base, and the tip
 
9:06 PM
Lots of CS guys I've met say they hate continuous math....only discrete.
 
but the side-surface I don't get
@Mostafa Agreed
 
well, $r<z<2$, right?
where $r=\sqrt{x^2+y^2}$
 
@BenNiehoff Because that's a special sign.
 
its not exactly a cone
its kind of a cone
 
9:08 PM
Oh
It's like a cutoff cone?
Send me a pic dood
from mathematica
 
the figure in MMA makes no sense to me
 
what the heck
 
whatev
$0<\phi<\pi/2$, right?
and $0<r<1$, yes?
and $r<z<2$, so the integral reads
$$
\int_0^1\mathrm dr\ \int_0^{\pi/2}\mathrm d\phi\ \int_r^2\mathrm dz\ r
$$
 
@BernardoMeurer Google it
Result:
 
@AccidentalFourierTransform Who the hell is phi there?
 
9:15 PM
@Mostafa much better
@BernardoMeurer a Klein-Gordon field
 
Oh come on
 
an angle
say, $\theta$
or $\varphi$
 
theta is nice yes
I'm still confused
But okay, let's not draw it
In cylindrical coordinates we have $(r,\theta,z)$ right?
 
fun story, in Spanish $\theta$ is pronounced like "tit", and we use the same word for "to grab" and "to take"
Algebra I, professor: "and if you take a big enough $\theta$..."
@BernardoMeurer yes
 
In Portuguese too!
Okay so we will have $$\int\int\int drd\theta dz$$
BUT
I am changing coordinates
and there's a hack
 
9:19 PM
recall that $\mathrm dx\,\mathrm dy\,\mathrm dz=r\mathrm dr\,\mathrm dz\,\mathrm d\theta$
 
Ah, yes, the added $r$
because of the coordinate change
Okay okay so we have
$$\int\int\int drd\theta dz r$$
But how do I find my boundaries?
This is what I don't know how to think of
 
the one for $\theta$ should be more or less clear
from the drawing :-P
 
0 to pi/2
Since it's a full circle
r goes from 0 to 1
 
more like the quarter of a full circle
but yes
 
z should go from 0 to 2, no?
 
9:26 PM
not quite
but close
 
Why?
It's lower bound is $\sqrt{x^2+y^2}$
and x,y are
Oh
They are > 0
So it's lower bound is $\sqrt{x^2+y^2}$
 
which is just r
Nice!
@AccidentalFourierTransform What other substitutions are usual? cylindrical, spherical, and?
 
Parabolic coordinates are a two-dimensional orthogonal coordinate system in which the coordinate lines are confocal parabolas. A three-dimensional version of parabolic coordinates is obtained by rotating the two-dimensional system about the symmetry axis of the parabolas. Parabolic coordinates have found many applications, e.g., the treatment of the Stark effect and the potential theory of the edges. == Two-dimensional parabolic coordinates == Two-dimensional parabolic coordinates ( σ , τ ) {\displaystyle (\sigma ,\tau )} ...
but they are very rarely used in practice
cylindrical and spherical are the only ones that are used systematically
I would even say that only spherical :-P
 
what's up?
@AccidentalFourierTransform parabolic is used in GR
 
9:35 PM
and hyperbolic
 
yeah there are some sinhs floating around
 
but they are not nearly as ubitiquous as spherical coordinates
 
@BernardoMeurer do you need help or not
 
@0celouvsky Yep :)
Teach me spherical coordinate shift
 
what specifically
 
9:39 PM
Say I want the volume of a sphere of radius 1
In cartesian coordinates that will suck
 
correct
you want to to that integral in polars?
 
I guess that's the smart choice, no?
 
So what's the issue with that?
 
What's the cartesian eq. for a sphere?
 
9:41 PM
$$\int_{-1}^1 \int_0^{2\pi} \int_0^1 r^2 \,dr d\phi d\cos\theta$$
@AccidentalFourierTransform that's an open ball, not a sphere
 
Okay, what's the name of this factor we multiply at the end when we shift coordinates?
 
@BernardoMeurer $x^2+y^2+z^2=1$
@BernardoMeurer Jacobian?
 
Ah, right!
I had forgotten about that
Let me read my notes
In fact, I guess I should just know the jacobians for some coordinates
So, cylindrical it's r, spherical it's $\cos\theta$
 
nah, just learn how to calculate $\star$
 
9:44 PM
The hell is that star
 
no
Ignore him
@BernardoMeurer for spherical it's $r^2\sin\theta$
 
also, $r^2\sin\theta$
LPT: use dimensional analysis to remember the powers of $r$
you need $dxdydz$ to have units of $L^3$
in cyl. you have $d\theta$ which has no units
so you need one factor of $r$
 
I approve of this
 
in sph. you have $d\theta$ and $d\phi$, so you need two factors
and in $d$ dimensional spherical coordinates, $r^{d-1}$, etc.
 
In circular coordinates it will just be $\sin\theta$?
 
9:47 PM
what is circular coordinates?
polar?
thats $dxdy=rdrd\theta$
 
So it's just $r$? Like cylindrical?
 
recall that $S^1$ has no curvature
 
@AccidentalFourierTransform ...
 
9:48 PM
The fuck is $S^1$
 
that's a horrible thing to say to someone in calculus
 
I make computers dawg
 
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I was just messing with you
 
@AccidentalFourierTransform You're old
 
oh no
;_;
polar coordinates is pretty much the same thing as cylindrical coordinates
for the latter, you just add one independent (flat) coordinate
 
9:53 PM
I see
 
@Slereah I have to solve the EFE
I'm going to be reading chap 7 of HE soon.
 
 
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11:33 PM
@0celouvsky You around?
 

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