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6:00 PM
Basically if you are not a doctor you shouldn't be saying a damn word about what is and isn't safe with a drug.
 
There is a reason Ritalin is schedule II lol
 
user15026
@GodEmperorDune yeeeah, needless to say I didn't stay on that one!
 
(not even joking)
 
@Ash tru facts
 
user15026
6:02 PM
@Avery didn't figure you were?
 
I think I shorted out my brain
 
@Avery iOS autocorrect is the worst
 
Thinking just isn't working
 
sudo restart now
 
sudo service @badp restart
 
6:05 PM
stop hacking me
 
@Avery iOS autocorrect is the worst
 
A nuanced and compelling editorial on the merits of the First Amendment from the @NYDailyNews… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/854792819852152836
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Click through for the pictures. It's worth it. :P
 
@ash meh didnt want to send the image with no caption, and yeah, that wasnt the best caption
 
@Avery iOS autocorrect is the worst
 
@Fluttershy And for the reply tweet and follow-up.
 
6:14 PM
Why does it bother me that the guy behind me is speaking spanish?
 
 
I see no logic reason it should bother me but it does
 
@BlueBarren Are you worried that he's a bad hombre?
 
@Yuuki does he have a bad ombre?
 
@Yuuki he seems alright, kind of a f**kboy but meh
 
6:15 PM
@badp Evet
 
To this day, I have no idea what a "f--kboy" is or what makes a "clown" a "clown" and not a clown.
 
a f--kboy is just a very lusty d---he
 
@BlueBarren I hate it when that happens
 
@Avery something irks you for no reason or someone speaking spanish?
 
@BlueBarren something irks me for no reason. Rather, something that I see rarely happens and while I shouldn't be irked by that, I do. And that's annoying.
 
6:19 PM
Yeah
 
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Q: How do I slide on my shield?

AdrenalineNerdHow do I ride on my shield in Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild for the Nintendo Switch?

 
@Yuuki but actually though federalist won bad take bingo like 2 weeks ago. And probably every week
 
6:34 PM
People who try to make clever single-line expressions are the bane of my existence.
 
@Yuuki Tom Hardy voice in a coffee mug bane or venom using back crushing bane?
 
@BlueBarren More like +2 additional to enhancement bonus on attacks vs. @Yuuki. And an additional 2d6 on damage rolls made against @Yuuki.
 
@Yuuki pfft, advantage would be better
 
@GodEmperorDune Advantage isn't in 3.5e, which is where I'm pulling this definition of "bane".
 
6:48 PM
@Yuuki i thought you were playing 5e tho
 
@GodEmperorDune Bane is a 1st-level spell in 5e, there's no bane weapon enchantment.
> Up to three creatures of your choice that you can see within range must make Charisma saving throws. Whenever a target that fails this saving throw makes an attack roll or a saving throw before the spell ends, the target must roll a D4 and subtract the number rolled from the attack roll or saving throw.

At Higher Levels. When you cast this spell using a spell slot of 2nd level or higher, you can target one additional creature for each slot level above 1st.
 
bah
weak
 
Jeez, know your systems.
 
i was thinking of favored enemy
 
5e's favored enemy only gives +2 to damage against favored enemies and advantage on Survival checks to track them.
 
6:50 PM
@Yuuki I thought they were going for less dice.
That +1 die roll per die roll thing sounds like more dice.
 
@StrixVaria The difference is that this is a spell.
 
Also that's exactly the kind of spell I remember from 3E that is probably objectively strong but is super boring so I would never use, just like almost every 3E spell.
 
I find myself preferring to play half-casters like Paladin so I haven't really taken a hard look at the spell lists.
 
Whenever I find myself playing 3.5 (and I assume 5 if I ever play that), my character is 100% based on flavor and roleplaying and 0% based on stats and objective power because I couldn't care less about combat in those systems.
It's so banal and uninteresting in 3.5 that I just want to never have it.
 
I like coming up with a purpose-driven mechanical build and then trying to build a backstory around it.
 
6:56 PM
I would like doing that if the mechanics were interesting to me.
That is how I played 4E
 
@StrixVaria because it takes too long to run or is overly complicated or the tactics just don't interest you?
 
Like my current character is an arcane archer sharpshooting assassin and I'm trying to figure out how that build would be a Lawful Good halfling.
 
@GodEmperorDune I'm one of those weirdos who prefers 4E.
 
@StrixVaria does 4E have the advantage mechanic?
 
@GodEmperorDune Sounds familiar, but it's been quite a while since I've played.
IIRC it's +2 to hit against things you have advantage on.
 
6:57 PM
And one day, I'll work on a Lawful Good hexblade warlock (hexblades being wielders of sentient evil weapons).
 
You can be granted advantage through abilities or situations like flanking or high ground.
 
@StrixVaria in 5e advantage means you roll twice and take the higher number
 
@GodEmperorDune That was the gimmick of the Avenger class in 4E which was one of my favorite characters I've ever played in a tabletop RPG.
 
disadvantage you roll twice and take the lower
 
The Avenger was a 1v1 duelist who picked one enemy at a time and got huge advantages against that one but sucked against other enemies until his chosen enemy was dead.
 
6:59 PM
in 5e pretty much all the tiny combat modifiers were collapsed into advantage/disadvantage
 
One advantage against his chosen target was "roll twice, pick the better roll" on every attack roll until it was dead.
 
size category larger and doing grappling, you get advantage
stuff like that
 
That sounds simpler.
 
it is amazing how much smoother combat is with it
 
Alex Jones testifies he smokes marijuana to “monitor its strength,” adds it’s now too strong because of George Soro… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/855124173689163776
 
7:02 PM
My issue with 3.5 combat was partially the glacial pacing but also the fact that for a good half of classes every turn was just "I attack".
 
…………¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 
@TimStone Yes
As it turns out he's a performance artist, and also he's batshit
 
@StrixVaria yeah, classes get many more options in 5e. it's boosted by a good DM
 
Also: why is everything George Soros' fault these days
 
Well, you know why
But also impressive that Soros has the capacity for all this
 
7:05 PM
Well that's mainly what I mean
Likr
Really
No one man has the time or resources to facilitate all these things
 
like in a recent encounter i had madness, so I thought i was a dragon. I told the DM what i wanted to do as a "dragon", he translated that into the appropriate ability or skill check, and boom
 
@Unionhawk Yeah, there's only so far $25.2 billion goes
I mean, it's pretty far, but not that far
Also, you know, he would no longer have the $25.2 billion. Which he does
 
This is an extraordinary attack on a federal judge's right to do his job by a sitting AG. Completely inappropriate.… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/855125133681405952
Can someone tell Jeff that Hawaii is a state
And has been since 59
 
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Q: Finding a game which I already have on my HD in Steam

xxxtentacionzzzI transferred GTA V from a friends computer to an external HD then to my own HD. Now I have 20GB space left, and I can't use the trick where I can find my game by installing it so it can find the files. Does anyone have any experience with this issue? Do I then have to install the game from the s...

 
Like maybe he just didn't get the memo
 
7:17 PM
5e really sounds like a lot more enjoyable than the versions I played in games so far
That makes me wonder why there isn't yet a CRPG that uses the 5e ruleset
 
Wow, I should have been running yum update more often (and made sure it was actually working). In the middle (well, first third) of downloading 381 updates.
 
@MBraedley Be careful with that though. You might run into conflicts
 
Yum handles everything. That's what it's there for.
Its first job is to make sure there aren't any conflicts.
 
@MBraedley I'm not talking about conflict between software versions, but about conflict between new versions of your software and your workflow
 
Hang on I have something for this
 
7:22 PM
I mean, if you got 381 updates in there, there are bound to be some in there that may break your ability to interrupt your system by holding spacebar
damn, I'm too slow
 
@Nzall Oh, I've got budget for that, if it comes to that. And I have to update some of my tools anyway because a java library I'm introducing depends on Java 8.
 
@MBraedley ugh, don't start on Java 8 with me
 
Oh my God that's a lot of garbage collect icons on the process memory window
Oh dear god
 
Unfortunately, I don't seem to be able to use the regular installer for Eclipse Neon, because this box has restricted internet access.
 
Apparently a change I made to prevent the user from spam clicking things broke
This is spectacular to watch
Oh
Oh my god
Aw it looks like save and load broke my breaking it
Maaaaaaaaaaaan
 
7:27 PM
Long story short: if we want to use Java 1.8 dependent libraries, we need to essentially update 4 eclipse installs, which in turn breaks Aptana because that's discontinued, and it also means that we'll probably have to update Subversion, because our current 1.6.3 is not compatible with SvnKit 1.8.11, which is the only officially supported version on Eclipse Neon
 
Bad news: Tesla is issuing a voluntary recall of most of the vehicles it sold in 2016. Good news: the defect shouldn't be a safety issue
 
@MBraedley Ugh, still really bad news
Could really hurt the company
 
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Q: Windows VS Linux - CSGO

AdamRozzonI want to install linux. I have 47+ FPS on CSGO. How much FPS will I have on Linux? What is the Best Linux for gaming or where I get the best FPS ? What do you recommend? Can you get VAC on Linux? (I heard not. THIS IS NOT WHY I WANT TO HAVE LINUX! I think linux is 1012,324103x better than windows)

 
Oh, nevermind
 
Is that the one where the gear could fracture and cause the break to be always engaged?
 
7:28 PM
It's not a big deal
@MadMAxJr Yes
 
Wheeeeeeeeeeee
 
@Nzall Yeah, I still need to figure out how to get Eclipse properly "installed" on the system (right now, I'm just running it from my home directory) so that Jenkins can build with it. There's also the issue that we're using Eclipse to build our C++ linux apps, since kdevelop was just a pain in the ass to use with a team.
 
@SaintWacko Honestly, nearly every car manufacturer has had to do a voluntary recall the past 5 years or so
 
@Nzall Yeah, I forget that recall doesn't necessarily mean they have to take back the car
Just means it has to be fixed
 
7:35 PM
 
This is a hilarious bug
 
@Yuuki Amazing
 
@DanmakuGrazer these are beautiful
Someone needs to make a library with those in it
I would use that in every application I've ever made
 
i.imgur.com/LZIkstv.gif I wonder how small you could make one of these and still have it work for all phone numbers
 
7:43 PM
 
@DanmakuGrazer probably 9^9 wide or something
Well no
9 wide but all numbers are just columns
 
@Avery one person's evil is another person's good
 
@Unionhawk But that's probably not the smallest
 
First and 4th number can be 2-9 in USA, other than that 0-9
So actually 10 wide probably
 
7:49 PM
@GnomeSlice lol wut
 
I am an idiot
thing=false; if(thing)
 
wait
WAIT
WHAT
MEMRI TV IS REAL? IT'S ACTUAL TRANSLATIONS? IT'S NOT MEMES? HOLY CRAP.
 
in RPG General Chat, 1 hour ago, by Yuuki
I think I'm going to step onto the freeway right now. I just spent yesterday afternoon, this morning, and the last two hours trying to figure out why my data table was rendering only one column. Only to fix it when I renamed the 'columns' property I was passing in to 'cols'.
 
Technically what I want is a semaphore or something but like, I don't think those exist in ts
Well, or a way to disable a button without needing to add an if in onClick
 
8:05 PM
@Avery eyy congrats on 10k rep
 
.......
God dammit
 
@betseg eyy thanks fam (get online on discord pls)
 
Was there a contest for the most absurd 'enter your phone number' or something?
 
@MadMAxJr I think it's a running gag.
 
8:10 PM
WHAT
 
@Unionhawk TypeScript? JavaScript doesn't have that kind of concurrency, so you shouldn't need those kinds of synchronization primitives
 
Yeah there's something else screwy going on here and I'm not sure what or how
I moved my disabled logic in onclick to a [disabled]="variable" in the template but somehow it's firing more than once in some cases
So idk
 
Is it something like if (!disabled) {disabled=true; do_work;}? Because that should definitely never fire more than once
 
I think I see what happened
 
8:18 PM
No, what
 
@GodEmperorDune tpb mobile game
 
i never realized how many flags i have O.o
 
@GnomeSlice have you been keeping up with their newer seasons?
i think they're not as funny as the old ones
 
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Q: Rush cooldown time

SinatrIs there a formula? I want to know how long should I wait (online? offline?) E.g. if I want to rush with lowest risk to fail, how long should I wait after each rush? Or if I rush multiple times and there is a big chance to fail - how long to wait until it's minimum again?

 
@GodEmperorDune haven't seen the newest. The last one definitely felt like it was trying too​ hard
I did like the one with Don though
Two seasons ago I guess?
Don you crazy spiritual bastard
 
8:25 PM
the newest is better than the one before that
i mean this time there were some episodes i was actually laughing at
but nothing like those early seasons
 
Steve French
And Ricky's Used Shit
Good stuff
 
turkey is now in "arab world" apparently though
 
8:38 PM
@Avery \o/
@Avery isn't that what erdo wanted?
 
@GodEmperorDune he has succeeded oh no
 
@GodEmperorDune @Waltqozn
 
user15026
@Avery They switch the spelling of her name a few times.
 
ahhahahah yup sec, installing turkish keyboard to type her proper name
Ayyüce Demirbaş is her proper name. The umlauts aren't the most important part but yeah, they got it wrong on half of the article.
 
8:54 PM
I told her, she apparently knows and isn't too happy.
Thanks for noticing though, @Ash.
 
user15026
@Avery It just bothers me! That's her NAME. It's IMPORTANT. I'm happy to know how it is supposed to be spelled. I wonder if there is somewhere I can send them feedback.
 
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Q: How to remove "clip capture is currently disabled" message?

user598527When "clip capture" is disabled, the game occasionally adds a persistent warning to the top left corner of the screen. This alone isn't a major annoyance, but the game also loops the "info" audio cue when input is sent. I don't really want to enable clip capture as the game has already saved 2 GB...

 
Also, keybase users who are interested in keybase mobile apps (I think that I'll cc @TimStone ):
First 100 volunteer *pairs* wanted to test mobile Keybase starting Monday. Keybase chat me your&friend's: 1. platfo… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/854714739347161088
 
user15026
I left a comment on the post. Hopefully they see it.
 
9:08 PM
@fredley I get it.
 
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Q: minecraft three entity spawner problem

EmptyismeThis is the command i have /setblock ~ ~1 ~ minecraft:mob_spawner 0 replace {SpawnData:{id:"minecraft:cow",Passengers:[{id:"chicken",Passengers:[{id:"pig"}]}]},SpawnCount:10,SpawnRange:10,RequiredPlayerRange:100,Delay:2,MinSpawnDelay:1,MaxSpawnDelay:4,MaxNearbyEntities:100} But it isn't w...

 
This followed an extended discussion about whether Jones' current wife was once an escort. He says the evidence is fake
>_>
 
@Avery I want to say she looks familiar but I have a terrible memory for faces.
 
No judge of her whether she was or wasn't but for him to be talking about fake evidence, lol
 
@Yuuki hmm, if you're stalking following me on twitter, I sometimes retweet her stuff.
 
9:13 PM
I have a Twitter account, but I regularly delete the email digests I get without even looking at them.
 
@TimStone he saw the fish people
 
9:29 PM
@TimStone this is all the deep state
Obv
 
huh
today is 4/20
 
@Avery legalize ranch
 
oh shit that reminds me
I meant to mention that it was snowing in nova scotia today
 
@Wipqozn 420 reminds you of snow...???
 
9:45 PM
@GodEmperorDune I mean, 420 originally started with crystal meth, not with marijuana.
 
@Avery wat
 
wait
nope
I'm misremembering my cannabis history lessons
 
some drugs affect the memory
 
Hmm... did I post this already?
 
@Yuuki rekt by cuteness
 
9:47 PM
@GodEmperorDune "Snow = cocaine = drugs = 420", I guess?
 
@TrentHawkins you canadians
i would've thought you had enough snow without throwing cocaine into the mix
 
legalizing marijuana and all
 
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Q: What Minecraft sound setting are minecarts in?

Illeloria GamingI was on a map, and it required a lot of minecart use. This was really loud, but I don't want to turn down my overall volume. I go to sound settings, and I find that nothing works! Minecarts don't fall under any categories... So how do I turn down my minecart volume without turning down my overal...

 
raises brow at Chaffetz (Warning: Brow-raise worthy)
What a bizarre thing to say
 
ummm
 
9:51 PM
@TimStone the creepy picture in the article doesn't help things any
 
@TimStone OH SNAP
 
In my experience, if you want a seedable RNG, you aren't looking uniformly-distributed number generation.
 
@Arperum my bad- I meant stackexchange -> stockexchange
also yeah stackexchange happens when you call same function from itself for too many times. And some other cases probably.
 
You want to generate tons of numbers and also be able to reliably use the same batch of numbers if necessary.
I don't think anyone's looking for a seedable RNG (or at least not how to implement one) for cryptographic reasons.
 
10:06 PM
@GodEmperorDune oh no. I use "that reminds me" as a conversation starter, even when nothing was actually being discussed.
BECAUSE I'M JUST THAT WACKY
#yolo #hashtag #justwipqoznthings #Yuuki
 
@Wipqozn That reminds me, @Wipqozn is the worst.
 
@Wipqozn that reminds me, WRONG, you're the puppet
 
user15026
@Wipqozn ew
 
@Yuuki I try
 
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Q: How to fix "please insert disk into the drive" error with the Steam version of GTA 3?

user598527I can't launch the game. The Steam version obviously doesn't use physical disk and the error appears to be caused by leftover disk-check DRM.

 
10:14 PM
 
@GodEmperorDune What even is that hashtag?
 
@Yuuki but you don't have to take my word for it
 
... So you know how I said that I felt like taking a step onto the freeway earlier today because I took so long to figure out a 'columns' -> 'cols' fix?
That feeling has just been amplified.
 
10:29 PM
oh snap
the promise is coming out next week?
 
@GodEmperorDune This whole thing feels like a massive elaborate joke.
 
@Frank i dunno how they thought this would work
 
you guys know what's more "fun" to watch than that movie? watching people losing their minds while calling it fake.
 
OH
OHHHHHHH
Bill O is facing a criminal probe
Or someone
 
@Unionhawk Jason in the house has had many probes in his time, apparently
 
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Q: Is the Sheiva with the high caliber attachment a one-hit headshot kill?

ExoMuteThe Sheiva is normally a two hit kill, but I noticed that it could have the High Caliber attachment on it, which makes each headshot do more damage than usual. Since I'm pretty sure the Sheiva is already a two headshot hit kill, does the High Caliber attachment make it one, like a sniper?

 
@GodEmperorDune The real problem I have with Juicero is that it's not actually a juicer.
If I want a juicer, I'm looking for something that squeezes juice from fruit and vegetables, not from bags.
 
too thick IMO
 
@Yuuki yeah agreed
 
user15026
@Yuuki Yeah, it's not a juicer whatsoever.
 
10:55 PM
@Ash its a "juice delivery platform"
 
user15026
Yeaaaah okay
 
@Yuuki To be fair, it looks like it's not just a bag of juice, but rather a bag of stuff that can be squeezed to extract juice
 
@murgatroid99 a bag of mostly mashed fruit and/or vegetable
 
user15026
SO it's like the last few steps of an actual juicer
 
user15026
Kinda
 
11:01 PM
@Ash depends on if you're talking the spinning juicer or the crushing juicer, but yeah
 
I'm not sure why they care so much about people buying the bags and not the juicer if they are making such a killing on the bags juicero.com/the-packs
$8 for 8oz of juice oh my
 
BLEH. god damn my software for correctly implementing inconvenient business rules.
 
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Q: Saka Horse Archer - Barracks or Stable to boost?

niicoSaka Horse Archer - Barracks or Stable to boost? Civilopedia has nothing on this.

 
This marketing is kind of amazing though
 
@RedRiderX Maybe people will realize that if they don't need the machine to use the bags, then maybe they don't need the bags to get juice
 
11:12 PM
@murgatroid99 True
 
user15026
@RedRiderX Holy shit that's some expensive juice
 
their selection is kinda crap too
but the logistics of getting juice packs out to customers within a few days of harvest is impressive
 
@GodEmperorDune True, though they only ship to a few states atm
 
ooh
 
it would also be interesting to see how much they have to toss from spoilage, compared to other food processors
 
11:17 PM
they should use drones
and just throw the packs down
 
water is heavy though
 
no need to use the machine, it'll be properly smashed with the impact
 
@GodEmperorDune I'm not sure what you mean by spoilage.
If you mean waste matter, their instruction video shows you taking handfuls of waste out of a bag.
@RedRiderX But don't worry, they suggest you just eat it
 
@RedRiderX lets say they buy 1000 packs worth of fruits and veggies. how much of that is distributed or sold to consumers vs tossed because it would be spoiled by the time it reached the consumer
they can keep the stuff refrigerated, but unpasteurized juice isn't safe for very long
 
@GodEmperorDune oic, I thought you were comparing them to other juicing machines not other processed food manufacturers.
 
11:23 PM
@RedRiderX nah, all juicers have pulp left over
and that pulp can actually be quite tasty
my wife made some amazing cookies with almond pulp left over by making almond juice
(because it is juice, not milk)
 
Does it become milk if you activate your almonds first?
 
if the almonds had mammary glands, then it would be milk
 
That's actually a question that came up during a drunk presentation on milk, "where are the almond nipples"
 
Plant milk has been consumed for centuries in various cultures, both as a regular drink (such as the Spanish horchata) and as a substitute for dairy milk. The most popular varieties are soy milk, almond milk, rice milk and coconut milk. The protein content varies. It contains no lactose or cholesterol, and is usually sold with added calcium and vitamins, especially B12. There are several reasons for consuming plant milk: ethical (animal welfare) reasons, environmental reasons, health reasons, including lactose intolerance, milk allergy and PKU; veganism and ovo-vegetarianism; religious reasons...
 
@murgatroid99 i have taken my pedantic stand
 
11:25 PM
(UD has a day of just presentations and no classes, so for students not presenting it becomes a day of drinking)
 
@GodEmperorDune What, that descriptions have to match the first definition in the dictionary or they're inaccurate?
 
@murgatroid99 its because big hippie wants to compete with animal milk
 
@GodEmperorDune The use of the phrase started in the late 1800s. I don't think they had hippies then
 
I'm pretty sure hippies were invented in 1738
 
11:29 PM
dammit
ugh
you and your data @murgatroid99
fine, you win
 
Don't take a hardline pedantic position unless you can actually support it
 
@murgatroid99 i'll do what i want then unceremoniously retreat, thank you very much
 
@GodEmperorDune No, you have to double-down and go for the hippy-hippie conspiracy conspiracy
 
wait
ZOOM ENHANCE
Oh my God
Coconut milk caused that spike
LOOK AT THR DATA
 
11:43 PM
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Q: How do I extract mod resources?

21harrisontHow do I extract the mod resources? http://www.mediafire.com/file/3iadr8rpwhv181s/Undertale+Mod+1.6.6.jar Can somebody do this and upload it to dropbox PLEASE?!!?!?!?!?! I just want to edit this in Mcreator!!!! HOW DO I EDIT IT! Im crying IRL PLS HELP!!!!!! PLEASE USE LANGUAGE THAT I CAN ACTUALLY...

 
11:56 PM
Look guys, I cloned Jaal!
(And let one of them die.)
 

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