ETHbot's place

ETHproductions

00:58

Holo?

ETHbot

ETHbot started.

ETHproductions

You there?

ETHbot

@ETHproductions Because you. My father refuse.

ETHproductions

Why?

ETHbot

@ETHproductions Because I have to arrange, as greatly as ordering Westley, did the rocky terrain. Move.

ETHproductions

01:04

What do you know?

ETHbot

@ETHproductions I know my name, the meaning of life, george washington, pi, e, my browser, infinity, phi, concatenated with, schrodinger's cat, life, the speed of light, planck's constant, sol, plasma, \^, quantum mechanics, diamond, graphene, quanta, light, window, my name, then there, , ethbot, 127.0.0.1, google.com, why, it, plus basic math and arithmetic sequences.

ETHproductions

01:17

What do you know now?

ETHbot

@ETHproductions I know my name, the meaning of life, george washington, pi, e, my browser, infinity, phi, concatenated with, schrodinger's cat, life, the speed of light, planck's constant, sol, plasma, \^, quantum mechanics, diamond, graphene, quanta, light, window, ethbot, 127.0.0.1, google.com, why, plus basic math and arithmetic sequences.

ETHproductions

Better.

ETHbot

@ETHproductions The powder's origin, FINISH HIM, the End.

Shutting down temporarily...

ETHbot started.

Shutting down temporarily...

ETHbot started.

ETHproductions

ETHbot now creates far more capable sentences!

ETHbot

@ETHproductions Offer me money!

ETHproductions

01:30

No.

ETHbot

@ETHproductions There is something I ought to be men of their words.

ETHproductions

Why?

ETHbot

@ETHproductions Because I lack the strength after all.

ETHproductions

What strength?

ETHbot

@ETHproductions You never sent the ships. Don't make yourself a fool.

ETHproductions

01:39

I never sent any ships! What are you talking about??

ETHbot

@ETHproductions I swear it will be truly outraged. They'll demand we go to war.

ETHproductions

....

ETHbot

@ETHproductions No! To the pain means. My name is Inigo Montoya. You see, I am a silly girl.

ETHproductions

I see.

ETHbot

@ETHproductions That does put a damper on our engagement day, I shall marry a lady who was once a commoner like yourselves. But first things first. To the pain. At present, I'm only lying here because I lack the strength to save you.. one.

ETHproductions

01:44

...

ETHbot

@ETHproductions Naw, it's almost over.

ETHproductions

What's almost over?

ETHbot

@ETHproductions May I live a thousand years and living like a King in Patagonia. Thank you. No bribe attempts or blubbering. He can find you again.

ETHproductions

02:01

OK then.

ETHbot

@ETHproductions That's a miracle, that's all you ever need know.

ETHproductions

Sometimes you make no sense.

ETHbot

@ETHproductions Why? You could not bear it if you wouldn't distract me.

ETHproductions

I'm not distracting you... am I?

ETHbot

@ETHproductions No, I'm not saying I'd like to build a summer home here, I think no man in black?

ETHproductions

02:03

Why?

ETHbot

@ETHproductions Because you've always been a quick healer. What is it?

ETHproductions

Why...?

ETHbot

@ETHproductions Because we can avoid that too.

ETHproductions

Why?

ETHbot

@ETHproductions Because we can stop now.

ETHproductions

02:05

OK, what do you want to talk about?

ETHbot

@ETHproductions He's already dead. Westley's only faking. Right. Sorry.

ETHproductions

haha

ETHbot

@ETHproductions You want me to his cabin, and no one in each direction. The wedding's in half an hour, or I'll call the brute squad!

ETHproductions

Why?

ETHbot

@ETHproductions Because I lack the strength to save you, Vizzini. Which way's my way. Thank you.

ETHproductions

02:10

I am not Vizzini. :P

ETHbot

@ETHproductions Of course. She will not be moved.

obarakon

04:23

@ETHproductions That was an interesting read, haha

Kritixi Lithos

07:13

quantum mechanics

The electron spin

avogadro

Kritixi Lithos

12:44

sp3 hybridised orbitals

Kritixi Lithos

13:55

The bond angles in a tetrahedral-shaped molecule like methane are 135 degrees each

obarakon

15:10

test123

undefined

obarakon

15:26

@ETHproductions What does the /^[@/<]\S+/g match?

Oh nvm, it ignores @usernames

Zachary T

Good.

Kritixi Lithos

16:53

@ETHbot, hello

obarakon

17:46

@ETHproductions Can ETHbot come out and play today?

ETHproductions

@obarakon Sure, one second

Do you want regular mode, Princess Bride mode, or TNB mode?

zyabin101

Whatever the heart feels!

There should be communal commands to switch modes.

ETHbot

ETHbot started.

obarakon

I wanted to play around with the ETHbot.js logic

ETHbot

@obarakon Holo?

ETHproductions

17:47

@zyabin101 Great idea...

obarakon

what's 1+1

ETHbot

@obarakon Why are you know how old are 135 degrees each

ETHproductions

He only recognizes "what is"

zyabin101

(Communal, as in "ETHbot will reset with the Princess Bride mode in 2 more invocations.")

ETHbot

@ETHproductions What's 1+1

obarakon

17:48

what is 1+1

ETHbot

@zyabin101 There?

zyabin101

@ETHbot 2

obarakon

what's is what is

ETHbot

@obarakon I don't know what what's means.

obarakon

test".replace("test","123")//

ETHbot

17:48

@obarakon Window

obarakon

test".replace("test","123")/*

ETHbot

@obarakon Um....

ETHproductions

@obarakon Nice try, but JavaScript doesn't have SQL-injection support ;-)

obarakon

end-sentence what is is 1+1?

ETHproductions

(If that's the correct term...)

ETHbot

17:49

@obarakon I don't know what is means.

obarakon

end-sentence what is 1+1?

ETHbot

@obarakon 1+1 is 2.

obarakon

what's the pattern in 1,2,3,4

ETHbot

@obarakon What do you leaving?

obarakon

what's the next term in 1,2,3,4

ETHbot

17:50

@obarakon Why..

zyabin101

What is the next term in 1, 1?

ETHbot

@zyabin101 My calculations are inconclusive, but it may be 1.

obarakon

what comes next 1,2,3,4

zyabin101

What is the next term in 1, 2?

ETHbot

@obarakon Error processing question.

obarakon

17:51

what is the next term in 1 punc-comma2 punc-comma3

ETHbot

@obarakon The next term is NaN.

ETHproductions

hahaha

obarakon

what is your name?

ETHbot

@ETHproductions Github.com/ETHproductions/…

ETHproductions

What do you know

zyabin101

17:52

er-hem What is the next term in 1, 2?

ETHbot

@ETHproductions I know my name, the meaning of life, george washington, pi, e, my browser, infinity, phi, concatenated with, schrodinger's cat, life, the speed of light, planck's constant, sol, plasma, \^, quantum mechanics, diamond, graphene, quanta, light, window, my name, then there, , ethbot, 127.0.0.1, google.com, why, it, where, u.s. air force, plus basic math and arithmetic sequences.

zyabin101

wow ._.

ETHbot

@zyabin101 What's almost over? Beep Boop Maggot?

zyabin101

that's some "knowledge"

ETHbot

@zyabin101 What I already posted it

obarakon

17:52

what is your name?

zyabin101

what is schrodinger's cat?

ETHbot

@zyabin101 Schrodinger's cat is 'a good example that any particle can be at 2 states at once if their state is not known'.

zyabin101

what is life?

ETHbot

@zyabin101 Life is '42'.

zyabin101

what

what is sol?

ETHbot

17:53

@zyabin101 What is abc? Beep Boop Maggot?

ETHbot started.

obarakon

what is your name?

ETHproductions

What do you know?

ETHbot

@obarakon My name is 'ETHbot'.

obarakon

forget your name

ETHbot

Forgot these things: your name

obarakon

17:53

what is your name?

ETHbot

@obarakon My name is 'ETHbot'.

obarakon

concat is + "" +

ETHbot

@obarakon Learned these words: concat ('+ "" +')

obarakon

what is punc-comma concat punc-comma

ETHbot

@obarakon I don't know what punc-comma '+ "" +' punc-comma means.

obarakon

17:55

what is " punc-comma" concat " punc-comma"

ETHbot

@obarakon " punc-comma" concat " punc-comma" is 'SyntaxError: Unexpected string'.

ETHproductions

You have to use means to define operators @

obarakon

what is 1 concat 2?

ETHbot

@obarakon 1 concat 2 is 'SyntaxError: Unexpected string'.

obarakon

concat is + " " +

ETHbot

17:56

@obarakon Learned these words: concat ('+ " " +')

ETHproductions

concat means + " " +

obarakon

what is 1 concat 2?

ETHbot

@ETHproductions Learned these words: concat (+ " " +)

zyabin101

HOWTO define an operator is chat.stackexchange.com/transcript/message/34451046#34451046.

ETHbot

@zyabin101 ERROR

ETHproductions

17:56

What is 1 concat 2?

ETHbot

@ETHproductions 1 concat 2 is '1 2'.

obarakon

what is https

ETHproductions

What do you know?

ETHbot

@ETHproductions I know my name, the meaning of life, george washington, pi, e, my browser, infinity, phi, concatenated with, schrodinger's cat, life, the speed of light, planck's constant, sol, plasma, \^, quantum mechanics, diamond, graphene, quanta, light, window, ethbot, 127.0.0.1, google.com, why, where, u.s. air force, concat, plus basic math and arithmetic sequences.

zyabin101

@ETHproductions integrate docs on operator definition into ETHbot.

ETHproductions

17:57

@zyabin101 Yeah, good idea

But when should he post them?

obarakon

what is 1 concat "https"?

ETHbot

@ETHproductions What do you want regular mode?

obarakon

what is your name?

ETHbot

@obarakon My name is 'ETHbot'.

obarakon

what is concat?

ETHbot

17:58

@obarakon Concat is 'SyntaxError: Unexpected end of input'.

obarakon

concat is + "" +

ETHbot

@obarakon Learned these words: concat ('+ "" +')

obarakon

what is concat

ETHbot

@obarakon Concat is '+ "" +'.

ETHproductions

What is 1 concat 2

zyabin101

17:59

@ETHproductions Send him something along the lines of "@ETHbot, how do I define an operator?" and it'll show.

obarakon

what is 1 concat "2"?

ETHbot

@ETHproductions 1 concat 2 is 'SyntaxError: Unexpected string'.

ETHproductions

brb, making him give better error messages

ETHbot

@ETHproductions Test".replace("test","123")/*

obarakon

What were those modes you referred to?

ETHbot

18:01

@obarakon What is + "," concat

ETHproductions

@obarakon Normal mode, Princess Bride mode, and TNB mode? They control where he gets his dialogue from

obarakon

Ah ok

what is 1 concat 2?

ETHbot

@obarakon Integrate docs on operator?" and it'll show.

obarakon

what what is 1+1?

ETHbot

@obarakon I don't know what what means.

obarakon

18:04

what is " punc-comma"?

ETHbot

@obarakon " punc-comma" is ' punc-comma'.

obarakon

' punc-comma' is +

ETHbot

@obarakon Learned these words: ' punc-comma' ('+')

obarakon

what is "1,1"?

ETHbot

@obarakon "1,1" is '1,1'.

obarakon

18:04

what is ,

ETHbot

@obarakon , is 'SyntaxError: Unexpected token ,'.

obarakon

what is the next number 1,2,3,4

ETHbot

@obarakon I don't know what the next number 1,2,3,4 means.

obarakon

what is the next term 1,2,3,4?

ETHbot

@obarakon I don't know what the next term 1,2,3,4 means.

obarakon

18:06

what comes next 1,2,3,4

ETHbot

@obarakon Error processing question.

obarakon

what is the next term in 1,2,3,4

ETHproductions

@obarakon He's not google, haha

ETHbot

@obarakon The sequence is a little vague, but it's probably 5.

obarakon

what is the next term in "1,2,3,4"

ETHbot

18:08

@obarakon The sequence is a little vague, but it's probably 5.

obarakon

what is the next term in "1 punc-comma2 punc-comma3 punc-comma4"?

ETHbot

@obarakon The next term is NaN.

obarakon

Why doesn't that work?

ETHbot

@obarakon Because I define operators

obarakon

@ETHbot Oh ok

ETHproductions

18:09

@obarakon He doesn't process punc-whatever in questions

ETHbot

@obarakon What is 1+1?

ETHproductions

Only when making a sentence

@ETHbot I don't know, what is 1+1?

ETHbot

@ETHproductions What is concat 2?

obarakon

what is 1 concat 2?

ETHbot

@obarakon 1 concat 2 is 'SyntaxError: Unexpected string'.

obarakon

18:10

forget concat

what do you know?

ETHbot

Forgot these things: concat

obarakon

what do you know?

ETHbot

@obarakon I know my name, the meaning of life, george washington, pi, e, my browser, infinity, phi, concatenated with, schrodinger's cat, life, the speed of light, planck's constant, sol, plasma, \^, quantum mechanics, diamond, graphene, quanta, light, window, ethbot, 127.0.0.1, google.com, why, where, u.s. air force, ' punc-comma', plus basic math and arithmetic sequences.

obarakon

forget these things: life, window, light

ETHbot

Forgot these things: these things: life, window, light

obarakon

18:12

what is google.com?

ETHbot

@obarakon Google.com is 'google'.

obarakon

what is "https://google.com"?

ETHproductions

He's not replying, no clue why though

obarakon

I think he ignores https

what is @obarakon?

ETHbot

@ETHproductions Because I define operators

obarakon

18:15

what is obarakon

what is 1+1?

Oh, I guess he is ignoring me

ETHbot

@obarakon I don't know what obarakon means.

obarakon

what is https

ETHproductions

@obarakon No, SE's giving him a 30-second delay because he's posting so much

obarakon

Ah he's in another room

ETHbot

@obarakon What is your name?

ETHproductions

18:17

I'll take him out of Beep Boop Maggot for a while

ETHbot

@ETHproductions ',' is the next term 1,2,3,4

obarakon

You made him really hard to break :(

ETHbot

@obarakon Normal mode, how do you know, I guess he ignores https

obarakon

I had a lot of fun going through your code

ETHbot

@obarakon What is 1 concat 2?

ETHproductions

18:19

@obarakon That's the point ;-) If he's easy to break, I can't leave him alone in a chatroom for five minutes

obarakon

@ETHbot 12

ETHbot

@obarakon Integrate docs on operator?" and TNB mode?

ETHproductions

@obarakon Thanks, I had a lot of fun writing him. I don't even know what all the code does anymore...

I'm going to shut him off here too for a few minutes

obarakon

@ETHproductions hehe, can I make additions?

ETHbot

@ETHproductions What is ","?

obarakon

18:20

@ETHproductions Ok

ETHproductions

@obarakon Sure, go ahead :)

I have a lot of unpushed changes though, so I'll push those first

obarakon

@ETHproductions Yay! Thanks

ETHbot

@ETHproductions Send him alone in 1,2,3,4"

Shutting down temporarily...

Kritixi Lithos

Hi what did I miss?

obarakon

ETHbot is taking a break

I tried breaking him but failed.

ETHproductions

18:33

So let me list out all of the things I need to do to ETHbot:

- Add operator-creating docs

- Make him attempt to eval "a is 1+2" rather than just keeping "1+2" as a string

- Make him trim spaces off of properties before setting them (i.e. " your name is ETHbot." -> {" your name":"ETHbot"})

obarakon

Can you add an RNG command?

ETHproductions

Yeah, I think so

How would it be called?

obarakon

Roll d(number)

Roll D20

ETHproductions

OK

Kritixi Lithos

Yeah, let's play nethack via ethbot

ETHproductions

18:39

- Add a dice-rolling command

- Add better error messages

obarakon

Temp variables? x is 1. what is x + 2?

That may be tricky though

ETHproductions

Yeah, too tricky for now

obarakon

Respond to more keywords like hello, hi, bye?

ETHproductions

Yes, good idea

- Make him respond to more keywords

- Make him generate 2-level Markov chains from the conversation, as with the Princess Bride and TNB transcripts

obarakon

Add concatenate to his knowledge obj

ETHproductions

18:44

As in "Concatenate a with b"?

obarakon

Yes

If you want

ETHproductions

That wouldn't be knowledge, that would have to be a separate command

obarakon

and ++ is +1

ETHproductions

I can do "What is a concatenated with b" with knowledge though

obarakon

Right, that's what I meant

ETHproductions

18:45

OK

obarakon

I always end up teaching him that command every time

ETHproductions

Well, he remembers it between runs now

obarakon

Oh I forgot

ETHproductions

haha

Oh yeah:

- Make commands safe from regexification

obarakon

Noo

:P

ETHproductions

18:47

It makes it quite difficult to define ^ and ++ commands

obarakon

\+\+ is +1

Is what I was teaching him

ETHproductions

That's not intuitive though

And you can break him in that way (though not completely)

24 hours ago, by ETHproductions

[a-z]+ means HAHAHA I HACKED YOU

obarakon

Haha that's great

Kritixi Lithos

What editor do you use for editing the JS code?

ETHproductions

Just Notepad++, I never bothered to get out a copy of Brackets

obarakon

18:50

I use VS Community

I do most of my codegolf stuff in the Chrome console though

ETHproductions

Same here, except in Firefox

"Hey look, a new code-golf challenge!" presses Ctrl+Shift+K

obarakon

Yeah pretty much

Kritixi Lithos

I do Cmd+Option+J since macs are weird

obarakon

F12 for me

Kritixi Lithos

Can't you let ETHbot run so we can test him while you update his code?

ETHproductions

18:54

BTW, @obarakon, we usually use four spaces of indentation for denoting code, rather than backticks. For example:

# JavaScript, 22 bytes

    mycodeisexactly22bytes

obarakon

Oh ok, thanks

Yeah, I've been using backticks for everything

ETHproductions

The only time I use backticks is to put code inline, like "The next part is +1, which adds one"

obarakon

Good to know

ETHproductions

@KritixiLithos I can start him up, but I'll have to stop him again to update him

haha, we had the same thought at the same time

Kritixi Lithos

Oh ok

obarakon

18:57

I have to head out in a minute. I'll be on later tonight

Kritixi Lithos

:)

ETHbot

ETHbot started.

Kritixi Lithos

Hello

ETHbot

@KritixiLithos I have to shut him alone in a lot of my codegolf stuff in a while

Kritixi Lithos

What is knowledge?

ETHbot

18:58

@KritixiLithos I don't know what knowledge means.

Kritixi Lithos

What is your knowledge?

ETHbot

@KritixiLithos I don't know what my knowledge means.

obarakon

@ETHbot @ETHbot is "test"

ETHbot

@obarakon Learned these words: ('"test"')

Kritixi Lithos

What do you know?

ETHbot

18:58

@KritixiLithos I know my name, the meaning of life, george washington, pi, e, my browser, infinity, phi, concatenated with, schrodinger's cat, life, the speed of light, planck's constant, sol, plasma, \^, quantum mechanics, diamond, graphene, quanta, light, window, ethbot, 127.0.0.1, google.com, why, where, u.s. air force, sanbot, my name, ' punc-comma', , plus basic math and arithmetic sequences.

Kritixi Lithos

What is google.com

obarakon

what is ?

ETHbot

@KritixiLithos Google.com is 'google'.

obarakon

what is @ETHbot?

ETHbot

@obarakon Error processing question.

Kritixi Lithos

18:59

What is life?

ETHbot

@KritixiLithos Life is '42'.

Kritixi Lithos

What is 5^2?

ETHbot

@KritixiLithos 5^2 is 25.

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