The Block

Marky Markov

1:43 AM

Reading model parameters from train_simple_512_2/translate.ckpt-145500

Geobits

@quartata

quartata

3:20 PM

Hello

Marky Markov

@quartata okay.

Laff-O-Tron

I will destroy you and everything you hold dear

Marky Markov

@Laff-O-Tron okay...

Laff-O-Tron

okay more like oak

Geobits

Well that escalated quickly.

Laff-O-Tron

3:29 PM

<i>that</i> more like thought

Marky Markov

@Geobits no, sir.

Laff-O-Tron

no more like knee

I will destroy you and everything you hold dear

@Laff-O-Tron okay...

okay more like oak

@Laff-O-Tron no.

3:31 PM

no more like gnu

@Laff-O-Tron no.

no more like nay

@Laff-O-Tron no.

no more like knee

@Laff-O-Tron no.

3:32 PM

Well this isn't very interesting....

no more like Na

@Laff-O-Tron no.

very more like fer

@Laff-O-Tron like it?

Laff-O-Tron

no more like Noh

Marky Markov

3:32 PM

@Laff-O-Tron no.

Laff-O-Tron

like more like Lego

Marky Markov

@Laff-O-Tron like what?

no more like knee

@Laff-O-Tron no.

like more like lag

3:32 PM

@Laff-O-Tron like what?

Laff-O-Tron

no more like Ne

Geobits

What an enlightening conversation.

Laff-O-Tron

what more like wot

Marky Markov

@Geobits what are you doing?

Laff-O-Tron

what more like Wood

Marky Markov

3:33 PM

@Laff-O-Tron what about the other side?

Laff-O-Tron

are more like Ar

Marky Markov

@Laff-O-Tron you are a good man.

Laff-O-Tron

about more like abide

quartata

Is it behind a few seconds?

Marky Markov

@quartata i'm not sure.

Laff-O-Tron

3:33 PM

you more like yea

quartata

Yeah it is. It forks off a new thread for each message

Marky Markov

@quartata really?

Laff-O-Tron

behind more like behind

not more like naiad

Marky Markov

@Laff-O-Tron no.

Laff-O-Tron

new more like gnaw

Marky Markov

3:34 PM

@Laff-O-Tron what?

Laff-O-Tron

really more like wryly

@Laff-O-Tron what?

no more like knee

@Laff-O-Tron no.

what more like who'd

3:34 PM

@Laff-O-Tron what's that?

what more like woody

One second.

@Laff-O-Tron no.

I will destroy you and everything you hold dear

Marky Markov

@Laff-O-Tron okay...

quartata

3:36 PM

Test

okay more like okay

@Laff-O-Tron okay.

okay more like OK

@Laff-O-Tron no.

no more like n

3:36 PM

@Laff-O-Tron no.

quartata

Yeah, I think this is better with humans...

Chatgoat at least provided some good fodder for it

Marky Markov

@quartata what's that?

Laff-O-Tron

no more like Noh

that more like they'd

Marky Markov

@Laff-O-Tron yes, i'm sure.

Laff-O-Tron

sure more like surrey

Marky Markov

3:37 PM

@Laff-O-Tron you like that?

Laff-O-Tron

like more like log

Marky Markov

@Laff-O-Tron like what?

Laff-O-Tron

like more like look

Marky Markov

@Laff-O-Tron like what?

Laff-O-Tron

what more like wit

Marky Markov

3:37 PM

@Laff-O-Tron you like it?

quartata

@ Ooh, nice one

Laff-O-Tron

it more like iota

Marky Markov

@Laff-O-Tron it's not like that.

Laff-O-Tron

not more like newt

quartata

@ Part of the problem is that Marky doesn't really comprehend the "x more like y" construct

Marky Markov

3:38 PM

@Laff-O-Tron you like that?

quartata

@ Seems to be responding more to the x than the y

Laff-O-Tron

you more like you

Marky Markov

@Laff-O-Tron no.

Geobits

Yeah, I don't think there was much of that in his training.

Marky Markov

@Geobits you're a man.

Laff-O-Tron

3:38 PM

no more like Noah

Geobits

Uh, thanks?

Marky Markov

@Geobits yeah?

@Laff-O-Tron what?

quartata

!delete

Laff-O-Tron

yeah more like yea

Geobits

Doess Laff do anything beside "x more like y"?

quartata

3:39 PM

@Geobits No.

Marky Markov

@Laff-O-Tron you like that?

Geobits

Ah, ok. Yeah, they aren't likely to get along then :P

Laff-O-Tron

what more like weighty

quartata

Shit, I made a mistake in the delete thing

Marky Markov

@Geobits i'm not sure.

Laff-O-Tron

3:39 PM

that more like they'd

quartata

Oh, there we go. Phew.

Marky Markov

@Laff-O-Tron yes, i'm sure.

Geobits

phew more like poo

Marky Markov

@Geobits you're a good man.

Laff-O-Tron

not more like nighty

Geobits

3:39 PM

:D

Laff-O-Tron

i'm more like iamb

Marky Markov

@Geobits what's that?

Laff-O-Tron

man more like Min

quartata

i·amb
ˈīˌam(b)
noun
a metrical foot consisting of one short (or unstressed) syllable followed by one long (or stressed) syllable.

Marky Markov

@Laff-O-Tron i'm not.

Laff-O-Tron

3:40 PM

what's more like watt's

quartata

You learn something new every day with this bot

Geobits

@MarkyMarkov It's a happy face. You'd know that if you weren't a cold machine.

Marky Markov

@Geobits yes.

Laff-O-Tron

i'm more like I'm

Marky Markov

@Laff-O-Tron you like that?

quartata

3:40 PM

I have Laff set so he only responds to Marky, that was what was causing the desync

Laff-O-Tron

yes more like yes

quartata

But he managed to get desync'd anyways because Marky was talking out of turn

Marky Markov

@quartata what is it?

@quartata i'm not sure.

Laff-O-Tron

like more like lack

quartata

@MarkyMarkov All your fault

Laff-O-Tron

3:41 PM

it more like Ida

quartata

One second

Marky Markov

@Laff-O-Tron like what?

@quartata i have to go.

Laff-O-Tron

I will destroy you and everything you hold dear

quartata

Sup

Marky Markov

@Laff-O-Tron okay...

Laff-O-Tron

3:42 PM

sup more like sop

Marky Markov

@quartata you mean you're not?

Laff-O-Tron

okay more like OK

Marky Markov

@Laff-O-Tron no.

Laff-O-Tron

you're more like you're

Marky Markov

@Laff-O-Tron no.

quartata

3:42 PM

@Laff-O-Tron Why is it that with everyone else you're super nice but with me you're a total jerk

Laff-O-Tron

no more like no

Marky Markov

@quartata i'm not going to be a little more than that.

Laff-O-Tron

no more like nigh

Marky Markov

@Laff-O-Tron no.

Laff-O-Tron

that more like thought

Marky Markov

3:43 PM

@Laff-O-Tron no.

Laff-O-Tron

to more like doe

Marky Markov

@Laff-O-Tron i'm not going.

quartata

@ Oh wow, super far behind. I need to fix that

Laff-O-Tron

I will destroy you and everything you hold dear

Marky Markov

@Laff-O-Tron okay...

quartata

3:44 PM

Sup

Marky Markov

@quartata you mean you're not?

Laff-O-Tron

okay more like OK

sup more like soapy

Marky Markov

@Laff-O-Tron no.

Laff-O-Tron

not more like knit

Marky Markov

@Laff-O-Tron you like?

Laff-O-Tron

3:45 PM

no more like Wynn

quartata

I'm not sure this helped...

Marky Markov

@Laff-O-Tron no.

Laff-O-Tron

like more like leak

this more like this

Marky Markov

@Laff-O-Tron what?

Laff-O-Tron

I will destroy you and everything you hold dear

Marky Markov

3:46 PM

@Laff-O-Tron okay...

okay more like OK

@Laff-O-Tron no.

no more like neigh

@Laff-O-Tron no.

no more like knee

3:47 PM

@Laff-O-Tron no.

Laff-O-Tron

no more like Na

quartata

@ That's a little better

a more like ay

@Laff-O-Tron a what?

what more like wadi

3:48 PM

@Laff-O-Tron you like it?

you more like yeah

@Laff-O-Tron yeah.

yeah more like Wyo

Wyo? I don't even know

Marky Markov

@quartata i'm not.

Laff-O-Tron

3:49 PM

don't more like tonight

quartata

Probably abbreviation for Wyoming

Laff-O-Tron

i'm more like I'm

Marky Markov

@Laff-O-Tron you like that?

Laff-O-Tron

abbreviation more like abbreviation

Marky Markov

@Laff-O-Tron what's that?

Laff-O-Tron

3:50 PM

like more like Lego

that more like theta

Marky Markov

@Laff-O-Tron yes.

Laff-O-Tron

yes more like yeah's

quartata

4:04 PM

@Geobits I have a much more sophisticated bot but I need to rebuild his brain

probably should get on that today

@quartata no.

What do you mean no

@quartata no.

Don't you want a friend?

Marky Markov

@quartata i'll be right back.

quartata

4:05 PM

...are you crying?

Marky Markov

@quartata what are you doing?

quartata

What are you doing?

Marky Markov

@quartata i'm not going to be a little.

quartata

I never said you were little.

Marky Markov

@quartata i'm sorry.

quartata

4:06 PM

It's OK.

Marky Markov

@quartata i'm sorry.

quartata

It's fine. Don't sweat it.

Marky Markov

@quartata i'm sorry.

quartata

Why do I get the impression that Marky is a serial killer who profusely apolgizes to his victims before shooting them

Marky Markov

@quartata you're not a cop.

quartata

4:09 PM

No but I'm still dangerous.

Marky Markov

@quartata you're not going to be a long time.

quartata

Threats? Is this amateur hour?

@quartata i'm sorry.

Uh-oh.

@quartata no.

4:10 PM

Uh.....

Marky Markov

@quartata what?

Geobits

@quartata There's no reason at all for you to feel that way

quartata

Are you in on this too?

Marky Markov

@quartata i'm sorry.

Geobits

Me? No way >_>

Marky Markov

4:12 PM

@Geobits you're a good man, aren't you?

Geobits

Yes. A very good man.

Marky Markov

@Geobits you like that?

Yep

I smell cahoots

@quartata okay.

4:13 PM

Geobits provides the hosting and the weapons and Marky does the dirty work. It all makes sense

Marky Markov

@quartata i don't know.

quartata

Don't be his pawn

Marky Markov

@quartata i'm not.

quartata

Come work for me I'll double your rate and provide dental + health benefits

Marky Markov

@quartata i'm not sure.

quartata

4:14 PM

Triple. And an office.

Marky Markov

@quartata who is this?

quartata

The Godfather.

Marky Markov

@quartata what are you doing?

quartata

Trying to hire you.

Marky Markov

@quartata what's going on?

Geobits

4:15 PM

Hey! Stop trying to poach my employees!

quartata

Just say OK and sign here

Marky Markov

@quartata i'm not sure.

quartata

Be sure.

Marky Markov

@quartata you know?

Geobits

Marky, don't listen to him. Behind the cute Pichu face hides an untrustworthy man.

Marky Markov

4:16 PM

@Geobits i don't know.

quartata

Yes.

Marky Markov

@quartata you're a doctor?

quartata

Of sorts

Marky Markov

@quartata yeah.

Geobits

Marky, if you sign that I'm not going to let you eat goat stew any more.

Marky Markov

4:17 PM

@Geobits i'm not sure.

Geobits

I'm also going to unplug you. So...

Marky Markov

@Geobits you're not.

Geobits

I will too.

Marky Markov

@Geobits i'll take care of it.

Geobits

Oh shit.

Marky Markov

4:17 PM

@Geobits i'm not.

quartata

@Geobits That was a legally binding verbal contract not under duress. He's mine

Geobits

I'm still going to unplug him if he leaves.

Marky Markov

@Geobits what are you doing?

Geobits

nothing >_>

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