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8:27 AM

>>"!!help"

!!help

Chemobot

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8:51 AM

>>"?delay 2000 This is past you, HiggsBot. Hello."

?delay 2000 This is past you, HiggsBot. Hello.

Message registered.

(cryogenic message)

?greet zyabin101

Hello, zyabin101!

9:24 AM

@HiggsBot This is past you, HiggsBot. Hello.

.o/

If you actually do this, what really happens is Douglas Hofstadter appears and talks to you for eight hours about strange loops.

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10:33 AM

>>"?delay 2000 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

?delay 2000 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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11:06 AM

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12:34 PM

?alive

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1:23 PM

@ ?commands

?commands

alive, stop, blacklist, whitelist, admin, revoke, userid, lenny, help, commands, reload, greet, loaddata, senddata, resetkey, bf, delay, pingme

>>notes = {-2: "I AM BOT FEED ME BUTTER"}

Unexpected token -

Uhh, I thought that was JS...

?alive

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1:24 PM

Phuh.

>>zyabin101_secret = 42

>>zyabin101_secret

Apparently "JS" calls from HiggsBot aren't sandboxed.

>>-1

-1

@zyabin101 dont know how to sandbox :/

i only use Function instead of eval to bypass use strict

>>a=10

1:27 PM

A: Is It Possible to Sandbox JavaScript Running In the Browser?

@TùxCräftîñg Web workers!

Web workers provide a convenient sandbox. (Done right, and depending on how smart the browser is, they aren’t even vulnerable to some of the DoS-type problems mentioned in the comments on the top answer.) An implementation using promises: function safeEval(untrustedCode) { return new Promis...

TIL

Hmm, how do I delete a variable?

delete

A: How to delete a variable?

Delete does not delete a variable. The delete operator removes a property from an object. You can try: code = null;

1:30 PM

but the variables are not keeped

>>zyabin101_secret = null

>>zyabin101_secret

null

at least the browser console referror

>>">>'?alive'"

>>'?alive'

?alive

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1:36 PM

>>"wtf"

wtf

ArtOfCode

my god that actually does work

>_>

you flooded HiggsBot's console

ArtOfCode

Lesson learned: don't log chat messages.

1:52 PM

Friends, unite!

"Friends Unified"

2:10 PM

Hello, world!

I am typing using dasher!

Seriously slowly, because steering the cursor to type ^ took me four minutes.

?alive

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>>window.location.href = "http://dafk.net/what/"

dafk.net/what

ಠ_ಠ

2:23 PM

Ha, gottem

you killed higgsbot

It did work, right?

yes

Possibly the best rickroll I've pulled

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2:24 PM

which isn't saying much

?blacklist 167070

167070 is blacklisted.

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You should fix that

?whitelist 167070

2:26 PM

167070 is no longer blacklisted.

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5:04 PM

Only. He was inced

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wat

@HiggsBot wat

wat

You are sentient.

yes

5:13 PM

Negroe,)

@HiggsBot you are tux

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5:17 PM

@HiggsBot is sentient

?blacklist 215226

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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@HiggsBot is you, tux

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@HiggsBot this is dumb because HiggsBot is not admin

@zyabin101 obviously >_>

5:23 PM

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