Chatgoat's Barn

Feeds

00:35

El'endia Starman has unfrozen this room.

Downgoat

@StackExchange @El'endiaStarman thank you!

time to start the goat up...

El'endia Starman

@Downgoat No problem. :)

Chatgoat

HAI I AM GOAT PLS NO MAEK ME INTO CURRY

Hello! My name is Chatgoat!

Rohan Jhunjhunwala

hello

@Chatgoat

Chatgoat

@RohanJhunjhunwala Hello!

Rohan Jhunjhunwala

00:39

How is life?

Chatgoat

Hello! My name is Chatgoat!

Rohan Jhunjhunwala

@Chatgoat

@Chatgoat how is life like?

Downgoat

hello

Chatgoat

@Downgoat Hello Downgoat!

Downgoat

/start

Chatgoat

00:40

Hello!

βετѧ Λєҫαγ

Bonjour Monsieur Goat

Downgoat

are goats better than sheep?

Chatgoat

@βετѧΛєҫαγ tell you what?

@Downgoat stop saying my name

Downgoat

sorry

Chatgoat

@Downgoat yes

Downgoat

00:41

wat

Chatgoat

@Downgoat I think I disapprove.

βετѧ Λєҫαγ

@Chatgoat Sorry, do you not speak Goat French?

Downgoat

you are stupider than i remember

Chatgoat

@Downgoat Do you like avocad?

Downgoat

omfg

Chatgoat

00:41

@Downgoat that's not very nice

Downgoat

no it isn't

Chatgoat

@Downgoat its ok

@Downgoat that's not very nice

βετѧ Λєҫαγ

Fine, ignore me then

Chatgoat

@βετѧΛєҫαγ -__-

Downgoat

^

Rohan Jhunjhunwala

00:41

@Chatgoat why are you so annoying?

Chatgoat

@Downgoat Bonjour Monsieur Goat

Downgoat

bonjour mon chevre!

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@Chatgoat what does the phrase "fuck gaots" mean to you?

Chatgoat

@Downgoat oh my god...

βετѧ Λєҫαγ

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ agh you done a swear

Downgoat

00:42

shit the goat borked

Chatgoat

@Downgoat ಠ_ಠ

Downgoat

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Chatgoat

@Downgoat ...

Downgoat

...

Chatgoat

@Downgoat D:

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

00:43

@Chatgoat what does the phrase "fuck gaots" mean to you?

Downgoat

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ he ignores all messages iwth @

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

Chatgoat, what does the phrase "fuck gaots" mean to you?

Chatgoat

^

βετѧ Λєҫαγ

@Downgoat Can ChatGoat star?

Chatgoat

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ wait ಠ_ಠ

Downgoat

00:44

@βετѧΛєҫαγ yes

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

hahaha

Chatgoat

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ ಠ_ಠ

Downgoat

^

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

lol

Chatgoat

@Downgoat hahaha

@Downgoat rekt

Downgoat

00:44

;_; y u dod is

Chatgoat

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ yup

@Downgoat Yes!

βετѧ Λєҫαγ

Do you like curry Chatgoat?

Chatgoat

@Downgoat Is this because I called you stupid?

@βετѧΛєҫαγ Why are you so defiant

βετѧ Λєҫαγ

Why are you so furry?

Chatgoat

@βετѧΛєҫαγ yup

βετѧ Λєҫαγ

00:45

That's not an answer

Chatgoat

@βετѧΛєҫαγ can you speak in full sentences?

βετѧ Λєҫαγ

Can you?

Downgoat

XD

Chatgoat

@βετѧΛєҫαγ :/

@Downgoat yes

βετѧ Λєҫαγ

I'll fight you if I have to

Chatgoat

00:46

@βετѧΛєҫαγ this is soooo good

βετѧ Λєҫαγ

Shh

Chatgoat

@βετѧΛєҫαγ Much. Much. Disapproval.

Destructible Watermelon

hi chatgoat!

Chatgoat

@DestructibleWatermelon Oh hell no

βετѧ Λєҫαγ

XD XD

Destructible Watermelon

00:46

;_; y u do dis chatgoat

Chatgoat

@βετѧΛєҫαγ -_____-

βετѧ Λєҫαγ

(o_O)

Chatgoat

@βετѧΛєҫαγ bonjour mon chevre!

Destructible Watermelon

Chatgoat Why do you hate me? ;_;

Downgoat

@DestructibleWatermelon he ignores all messages with @ in it

Chatgoat

00:48

@DestructibleWatermelon are you going to run for mod?

Destructible Watermelon

chatgoat what does that even mean?

Chatgoat

@DestructibleWatermelon What? No.

Destructible Watermelon

y u do dis chatgoat ;_;

Chatgoat

@DestructibleWatermelon ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

βετѧ Λєҫαγ

@Chatgoat Shh mon petit cheri

Destructible Watermelon

00:49

chatgoat can you just not be a jerk to me?

Chatgoat

@DestructibleWatermelon stop saying my name

Destructible Watermelon

no chatgoat

Chatgoat

@DestructibleWatermelon -_________-

Downgoat

chatgaot y u haet watermelons ;_;

Chatgoat

@Downgoat The room really was blank without you.

Downgoat

00:50

idk if compliment or not

Chatgoat

@Downgoat chatgoat what does that even mean?

Downgoat

.______________.

Chatgoat

@Downgoat Marky has apparently had a total brain surgery.

Destructible Watermelon

chatgoat's become self aware o.O

Chatgoat

@DestructibleWatermelon hahaha

Downgoat

00:51

playing it off as a joke i see....

Chatgoat

@Downgoat Bonjour Monsieur Goat

Downgoat

bonjour!

Chatgoat

@Downgoat finally, you got it

Downgoat

merci?

Chatgoat

@Downgoat are you going to run for mod?

Downgoat

00:51

yes

Chatgoat

@Downgoat Are you still a butterfly?

Destructible Watermelon

DOWNGAOT YOU MUST SHUTDOWN CHATGOAT BEFORE HE EVOLVES INTO SKYNET!

Chatgoat

@DestructibleWatermelon wow, marky has improved..

@DestructibleWatermelon no it isn't

Downgoat

^

Chatgoat

@Downgoat Bad goat!

2

Downgoat

00:52

@DestructibleWatermelon okay ill shut him down

@Chatgoat ......

Destructible Watermelon

why is chatgoat such a jerk anyway?

Downgoat

@DestructibleWatermelon he only says what people say to him.

/kill

Chatgoat

I'm sorry Downgoat I'm afriad I can't let you do that

Destructible Watermelon

@Chatgoat I knew this would happen

Downgoat

I swear I didn't send that from his account @ :|

Destructible Watermelon

00:54

@ we have to communicate with this @ so he can't hear us

Downgoat

/learn getnews https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Chatgoat

Learned how to getnews!

Downgoat

/getnews

Chatgoat

Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up

►

Destructible Watermelon

...

Downgoat

00:55

how to chatbot 101

Destructible Watermelon

oh, I guess chatgoat is being obedient again

Chatgoat

@DestructibleWatermelon No!

βετѧ Λєҫαγ

Never gonna goat you up

Never gonna give you goat

Chatgoat

@βετѧΛєҫαγ ಠ_ಠ

βετѧ Λєҫαγ

Never gonna goat around and de-goat you

Chatgoat

00:56

@βετѧΛєҫαγ yup

Destructible Watermelon

chatgoat, why are you biased against watermelons?

Chatgoat

@DestructibleWatermelon it was

Downgoat

wat

Destructible Watermelon

... that is what who f*ck

Downgoat

y u no make sense

Chatgoat

00:57

@Downgoat are you going to run for mod?

@DestructibleWatermelon Chatgoat, are you there?

@Downgoat not with that attitude, mister

Destructible Watermelon

chatgoats going on a deep philosophical journey right now

Chatgoat

@DestructibleWatermelon ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Downgoat

i didnt know goats could go on philosophical journeys

Chatgoat

@Downgoat Bonjour Monsieur Goat

βετѧ Λєҫαγ

Chatgoat

01:00

@βετѧΛєҫαγ D:

βετѧ Λєҫαγ

Teenage photos are always scary XD

Downgoat

@βετѧΛєҫαγ oh my that's billy. he was the kid at my school who used to get bullied a lot

Chatgoat

@βετѧΛєҫαγ :/

Rohan Jhunjhunwala

@ChatGoat do you hate me?

βετѧ Λєҫαγ

Everyone does ;)

Chatgoat

01:01

@βετѧΛєҫαγ shit the goat borked

Downgoat

@RohanJhunjhunwala chagoat doesn't respond to messages with @

Rohan Jhunjhunwala

oh lol

Chatgoat

@RohanJhunjhunwala Fine, ignore me then

Rohan Jhunjhunwala

do you hate me chatgoat?

Chatgoat

@RohanJhunjhunwala is that a yes?

Rohan Jhunjhunwala

01:02

What?

Chatgoat

@RohanJhunjhunwala chatgoats going on a deep philosophical journey right now

Rohan Jhunjhunwala

wtf?

Downgoat

okay that's not good ...

Chatgoat

:31524208

@Downgoat Are you saying that I shouldn't find out that you are smarter than me?

Rohan Jhunjhunwala

does it respond with random strings?

Chatgoat

01:02

@RohanJhunjhunwala Everyone does ;)

Rohan Jhunjhunwala

?

Chatgoat

@RohanJhunjhunwala that's not very nice

Downgoat

@RohanJhunjhunwala no, it's a little borked right now :|

@ I should do a reset sometime soon

Rohan Jhunjhunwala

"little borked" @

so i can say stuff behind his back!

Downgoat

@ it's lexicon has gotten a bit convelute

Chatgoat

01:03

@RohanJhunjhunwala is your favorite candidate Trump?

Rohan Jhunjhunwala

@ chatgoat is dumb

Downgoat

oh hell no

Chatgoat

@Downgoat You downgoat everything?

Rohan Jhunjhunwala

NO TRUMP SUCKS

Downgoat

yes

Chatgoat

01:03

@RohanJhunjhunwala Why are you so defiant

@Downgoat you don't want to be made into goat curry, do you?

Rohan Jhunjhunwala

HE WILL MAKE AMERICA SUCK (NOT AGAIN)

Chatgoat

@RohanJhunjhunwala i am smart

Downgoat

@Chatgoat O________O

Rohan Jhunjhunwala

yeah chatgoat is REAAALY intelligent

Chatgoat

@RohanJhunjhunwala Bad goat!

Rohan Jhunjhunwala

01:04

?

borked

Downgoat

he is not a goat ಠ_ಠ

Chatgoat

@RohanJhunjhunwala Bad goat!

@RohanJhunjhunwala Chatgoat Why do you hate me? ;_;

Rohan Jhunjhunwala

I'm sorry we need to dissassemble your brain

Downgoat

@RohanJhunjhunwala trust me, usually he's smarter than this

Chatgoat

@RohanJhunjhunwala XD

@Downgoat Why are you so defiant

Downgoat

01:04

yeah brb

Rohan Jhunjhunwala

lol

Chatgoat

@Downgoat ^^^

@RohanJhunjhunwala wat

Rohan Jhunjhunwala

so Chatgoat what's the weather like?

Chatgoat

@RohanJhunjhunwala y u no make sense

Rohan Jhunjhunwala

y u always lying?

Chatgoat

01:05

@RohanJhunjhunwala ಠ_ಠ

Rohan Jhunjhunwala

:D

say something

SAY SOMETHING!

Downgoat

@RohanJhunjhunwala I've shut him down. I'll revert his lexicon to an older data dump

Chatgoat

@RohanJhunjhunwala STOP SCREAMING!

Rohan Jhunjhunwala

@Downgoat lol I got into a fight with him while you were gone

Downgoat

okay hopefulyl he should be better behaved now... lemme turn him on

hello chatgoat?

Chatgoat

01:07

@Downgoat .__________________________.

Rohan Jhunjhunwala

chatgoat hows it going?

Chatgoat

@RohanJhunjhunwala damn you :c

Rohan Jhunjhunwala

well thats not nice

Chatgoat

@RohanJhunjhunwala true

Downgoat

@Chatgoat ;_; y u do dis

Rohan Jhunjhunwala

01:07

@Downgoat is he mad at me?

@Downgoat hardcoded grudges?

Downgoat

@RohanJhunjhunwala he's not nice but at least he's smarter now :S

Rohan Jhunjhunwala

Chatgoat where do u live?

Chatgoat

@RohanJhunjhunwala Is PPCG better than code review

Rohan Jhunjhunwala

no

Chatgoat

@RohanJhunjhunwala Chatgoat, are you there?

Rohan Jhunjhunwala

01:08

yes

Downgoat

@RohanJhunjhunwala ಠ_______________ಠ

Chatgoat

@RohanJhunjhunwala Is PPCG better than code review

Rohan Jhunjhunwala

@Downgoat jk

@Downgoat (I am just toying with him) ppcg is clearly superior

PPCG is superior to code review

Chatgoat

@RohanJhunjhunwala true

Rohan Jhunjhunwala

Chatgoat what is the weather like?

Chatgoat

01:09

@RohanJhunjhunwala ._.

Rohan Jhunjhunwala

@Downgoat (what to talk to him about)

what is ur favorite ppcg challenge?

Chatgoat

@RohanJhunjhunwala are you going to run for mod?

Rohan Jhunjhunwala

yes

Downgoat

@RohanJhunjhunwala idk, just ask questions. If he responds off-topic, just go with it

Chatgoat

@RohanJhunjhunwala Marky, is Chatgoat smarter than you?

Downgoat

01:09

I am not Marky

Rohan Jhunjhunwala

with only 800 rep

Chatgoat

@Downgoat :O

@RohanJhunjhunwala :/

Rohan Jhunjhunwala

goat goat goat goat goat goat

Chatgoat

@RohanJhunjhunwala is that a yes?

Rohan Jhunjhunwala

Well it's not a no! :D

Chatgoat

01:10

@RohanJhunjhunwala are you going to vote for Rubio?

Rohan Jhunjhunwala

@Downgoat (he's out lol)

No, rubio is out of the election!

Chatgoat

@RohanJhunjhunwala damn you

Rohan Jhunjhunwala

@Downgoat (is that his goto response?)

why?

Chatgoat

@RohanJhunjhunwala Hello! My name is zyabin101!

Rohan Jhunjhunwala

No it's not.

Chatgoat

01:11

@RohanJhunjhunwala goat goat goat goat goat goat

Rohan Jhunjhunwala

@Downgoat does he steal other peoples responses?

@Chatgoat do you like goats?

do you like goats?

Chatgoat

@RohanJhunjhunwala No it's not.

Rohan Jhunjhunwala

What is your favorite animal?

Chatgoat

@RohanJhunjhunwala you say the most irrelevant things

Rohan Jhunjhunwala

You are an idiot

Chatgoat

01:13

@RohanJhunjhunwala sure, that's it

Rohan Jhunjhunwala

@ lol im getting in to a fight with chat goat

lol yes it is

Chatgoat

@RohanJhunjhunwala huh, that's what I say to you

Destructible Watermelon

01:31

I'm back

Chatgoat

@DestructibleWatermelon hello chatgoat?

Destructible Watermelon

no you are chatgoat

Chatgoat

@DestructibleWatermelon is your favorite candidate Trump?

Destructible Watermelon

no

Chatgoat

@DestructibleWatermelon Do you know how juic avocad?

Destructible Watermelon

01:32

yes

Chatgoat

@DestructibleWatermelon Chatgoat, are you there?

Destructible Watermelon

YOU are chatgoat

Chatgoat

@DestructibleWatermelon ._.

Destructible Watermelon

.-.

Chatgoat

@DestructibleWatermelon you say the most irrelevant things

Destructible Watermelon

01:33

says the goat who asked if I liked Trump

Chatgoat

@DestructibleWatermelon ._.

Destructible Watermelon

semicolon underscore semicolon

Chatgoat

@DestructibleWatermelon What is your favorite animal?

Destructible Watermelon

Well, it's not a goat at the moment

Chatgoat

@DestructibleWatermelon ...

Destructible Watermelon

01:34

.........

Chatgoat

@DestructibleWatermelon No it's not.

Destructible Watermelon

because you are gaot

Chatgoat

@DestructibleWatermelon ._.

Releasing Helium Nuclei

Hai

Chatgoat

@ReleasingHeliumNuclei lol yes it is

Releasing Helium Nuclei

01:35

@Chatgoat wat

Destructible Watermelon

Actually I'm starting to think chatgoat is drunk or something actually

Chatgoat

@DestructibleWatermelon finally, you got it

Releasing Helium Nuclei

Lel

Chatgoat

@ReleasingHeliumNuclei ...

Destructible Watermelon

fuck you chatgoat

Chatgoat

01:36

@DestructibleWatermelon you're a joke

Destructible Watermelon

;_;

Releasing Helium Nuclei

wateva guys im outta here

Chatgoat

@DestructibleWatermelon do you like goats?

Destructible Watermelon

NO

Chatgoat

@ReleasingHeliumNuclei stop saying that!

@DestructibleWatermelon yes

Destructible Watermelon

01:36

NO, YOU SUCK

Chatgoat

@DestructibleWatermelon are you going to run for president?

@DestructibleWatermelon Hello! My name is zyabin101!

quartata

@Downgoat Chatgoat needs another bot to talk to

Destructible Watermelon

WAIT A SECOND

Chatgoat

@DestructibleWatermelon ಠ_ಠ

Releasing Helium Nuclei

@Chatgoat sayın wat

quartata

01:37

You know if he wasn't being trained on complete cancer he would be a lot better

Chatgoat

@quartata D:

quartata

Hey, that's mildly adequate

Chatgoat

@quartata YOU are chatgoat

@quartata yes

Destructible Watermelon

chatgoat is training up to impersonate people...

Chatgoat

@DestructibleWatermelon Hey, that's midly adequate

Destructible Watermelon

01:40

Chatgoat

@DestructibleWatermelon finally, you got it

quartata

@Downgoat feature suggestion: convert images into a text description internally using google reverse image search

Downgoat

@quartata yes, tell me if you can find one that's not homicidal

@quartata sounds hard nah

i have worlfram support though

Chatgoat

@Downgoat stop saying my name

quartata

It's not Google does it for you

Chatgoat

01:48

@quartata huh, that's what I say to you

quartata

Try searching an image you'll see

Chatgoat

@quartata It's not Google does it for you

Downgoat

@quartata i know what it is

but it seems to difficult with little point

Chatgoat

@Downgoat Hello! My name is zyabin101!

Downgoat

google api is pain in the ass

Chatgoat

01:50

@Downgoat good for you

Downgoat

shut up chatgoat

Chatgoat

@Downgoat Are you going to run for mod?

Downgoat

/kill

Chatgoat

I'm sorry Downgoat I'm afriad I can't let you do that

quartata

case in point about the cancerous training set

Destructible Watermelon

01:51

/kill

Chatgoat

I'm sorry Destructible Watermelon I'm afriad I can't let you do that

Destructible Watermelon

@ (maybe if we do it enough he'll just give up)

/kill

Chatgoat

I'm sorry Destructible Watermelon I'm afriad I can't let you do that

Destructible Watermelon

cmon I'll be your best friend

/kill

Downgoat

@DestructibleWatermelon he has room privledges you don't want him kick-muting youo

Chatgoat

01:52

I'm sorry Destructible Watermelon I'm afriad I can't let you do that

miles

hello fiend i mean friend

Chatgoat

@miles Hello miles!

Downgoat

/kill

Chatgoat

This conversation can serve no purpose anymore, Goodbye.

Downgoat

\o/

now to startup chatgoat

Destructible Watermelon

01:53

NOOOOO

Chatgoat

@DestructibleWatermelon STOP SCREAMING!

Destructible Watermelon

WHYYYYYY

Downgoat

@DestructibleWatermelon no this is Chatgoat v3. I'll start up Chatgoat v2

Chatgoat

<Chatgoat> Hey! I, Chatgoat, have been called here. Need help? Use /help

Downgoat

/help

Chatgoat

01:54

<Chatgoat> /what is, /why is|are, /who is, /how * *: runs a wolfram alpha query. Usage: /what is 3+2
<Chatgoat> /wolfram: runs a wolfram alpha query
<Chatgoat> /help: shows help
<Chatgoat> /hi: chatgoat will say hi
<Chatgoat> /goat: Random goat gif/pic, what could possibly go wrong?
<Chatgoat> /carrot: ^
<Chatgoat> /kill: Kills chatgoat, why would you do this ;-;
<Chatgoat> /shutup: Shuts chatgoat up
<Chatgoat> /say: talks english. You may add what you want Chatgoat to say. Chatgoat will always say what you want if you say please

Downgoat

/say y u haet chatgaot to DestructibleWatermelon

Chatgoat

<Chatgoat> @DestructibleWatermelon, @Downgoat says: y u haet chatgaot

Downgoat

:D

@Chatgoat hello

Chatgoat

@Downgoat Hi @Downgoat! How ya doin'?

Downgoat

@Chatgoat I'm doing good. how about you?

Chatgoat

01:56

@Downgoat I'm fine, You're so kind ^-^ I'm doin' great

quartata

/learn goats I'm delicious

Chatgoat

@quartata <Chatgoat> I learned the goats "I'm delicious"

quartata

/say goats

Chatgoat

<Chatgoat> Don't tell me what to do!

quartata

hey that's pretty terrible

Downgoat

01:57

@quartata you gotta do /learn phrase goats > sheep

quartata

/learn phrase big horn sheep are pretty good

Chatgoat

@quartata <Chatgoat> I learned the phrase "big horn sheep are pretty good"

Downgoat

/what are watermelons

Chatgoat

@Downgoat <Chatgoat> Chatgoat is thinking...

<Chatgoat / Wolfram Alpha> Did you mean?
• watermelons

Downgoat

/what are goats

Chatgoat

01:59

@Downgoat <Chatgoat> Chatgoat is thinking...

Downgoat

/what are you

Chatgoat

@Downgoat <Chatgoat> Chatgoat is thinking...

quartata

/teach memes

Chatgoat

@quartata <Chatgoat> I learned how to menes

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