Daycare: The power went out. If it isn't back on in 30 minutes, you have to come get your kids. (presumably because lack of electricity will mutate them somehow.
Daycare (10 minutes later): We were just informed it will be out for hours. Come get your kids.
Me: *drives there*
Daycare: Lol j/k the power is back on. You're taking your kids with you though, right?