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small-smoke

02:45

small-smoke

03:04

f''

04:08

!!/help

HoiHoi-san

@f'' Information on interacting with me can be found at this page

f''

!!help

Chemobot

Hi! I'm the almighty bot of ChemistrySE's main chatroom. /!\ If you find me annoying, you can ignore me by clicking on my profile image and chosing "ignore this user" /!\ You can find my documentation here.

f''

>>help

FOX 9000

@f'' I'm FOX9000, ProgramFOX's chatbot. You can find the source code on GitHub. You can get a list of all commands by running >>listcommands, or you can run >>help command to learn more about a specific command.

f''

04:08

!!/listcommands

HoiHoi-san

@f'' help, afk, ban, convert, define, die, doge, eval, forget, google, hang, imdb, info, jquery, learn, listcommands, listen, live, mdn, meme, moustache, msdn, mustache, nudge, refresh, spec, stat, stats, summon, tell, unban, undo, unonebox, unsummon, urban, weather, welcome, wiki, xkcd, youtube, zalgo, hewwo, lolis, nyan, say, say2, test, whodabest

f''

!!/help say

HoiHoi-san

@f'' say: User-taught command: .* <>$0

f''

!!/say hi

HoiHoi-san

hi

f''

04:09

!!>1+1

HoiHoi-san

@f'' 2

f''

!!/help stat

HoiHoi-san

@f'' stat: Gives useless stats on a user. /stat usrid|usrname [extended]

f''

!!/stat f''

HoiHoi-san

@f'' User 154491 not found

f''

04:10

!!/help welcome

HoiHoi-san

@f'' welcome: Welcomes a user. /welcome user

f''

!!/welcome someone

HoiHoi-san

@someone Welcome to the JavaScript chat! Please review the room rules. Please don't ask if you can ask or if anyone's around; just ask your question, and if anyone's free and interested they'll help.

f''

!!/help hewwo

HoiHoi-san

@f'' hewwo: User-taught command: https://0ws.pw/3lqk.png

f''

04:11

!!/help say2

HoiHoi-san

@f'' say2: User-taught command: $0

f''

!!/say2 hi

HoiHoi-san

@f'' Input not matching /.+"<>"/. Help: User-taught command: $0

f''

!!/say2 <>

HoiHoi-san

@f'' Input not matching /.+"<>"/. Help: User-taught command: $0

f''

04:12

!!/help test

HoiHoi-san

@f'' test: User-taught command: ok, this is how it works

f''

!!/test

HoiHoi-san

@f'' ok, this is how it works

f''

!!/say2

HoiHoi-san

@f'' Input not matching /.+"<>"/. Help: User-taught command: $0

Quill

04:12

!!/forget test

f''

!!/help tell

HoiHoi-san

@Quill Command test forgotten.

@f'' tell: Redirect command result to user/message. /tell msg_id|user_name cmdName [cmdArgs]

f''

!!/tell 30474626 say hi

HoiHoi-san

@HoiHoi-san hi

f''

!!/help eval

HoiHoi-san

04:14

@f'' eval: Forwards message to javascript code-eval

f''

!!/eval []-1

HoiHoi-san

@f'' -1

f''

!!/help hang

HoiHoi-san

@f'' hang: No info is available

f''

!!/hang

HoiHoi-san

04:15

  +---+
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__+__

--------------------

f''

!!/hang a

HoiHoi-san

  +---+
  |   |
  |
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__+__
a
----a------a---a----

f''

!!/hang e

HoiHoi-san

  +---+
  |   |
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__+__
a, e
----a---e--a---a----

f''

!!/hang s

HoiHoi-san

04:15

  +---+
  |   |
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__+__
a, e, s
----a---e--a--sa----

f''

!!/hang t

HoiHoi-san

  +---+
  |   |
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__+__
a, e, s, t
----a-t-e-ta--sat---

f''

!!/hang i

HoiHoi-san

  +---+
  |   |
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__+__
a, e, i, s, t
----a-t-e-ta-isati--

f''

!!/hang o

HoiHoi-san

04:16

  +---+
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__+__
a, e, i, o, s, t
-o--a-t-e-ta-isatio-

f''

!!/hang n

HoiHoi-san

  +---+
  |   |
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__+__
a, e, i, n, o, s, t
-o--a-t-enta-isation

f''

!!/hang compartmentalisation

HoiHoi-san

@f'' Correct! The word is compartmentalisation.

f''

!!/hang {

HoiHoi-san

04:17

  +---+
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__+__

----------------

f''

!!/hang &

HoiHoi-san

@f'' I will only accept alpha characters

f''

!!/hang aa

HoiHoi-san

  +---+
  |   |
  |   O
  |
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__+__
aa
----------------

f''

!!/hang hello

HoiHoi-san

04:17

  +---+
  |   |
  |   O
  |   |
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__+__
aa, hello
----------------

f''

!!/hang

HoiHoi-san

@f'' We're already playing!

f''

!!/hang 7

HoiHoi-san

@f'' We're already playing!

f''

!!/say !!/help

HoiHoi-san

04:21

!!/help

f''

!!/say >>help

HoiHoi-san

>>help

FOX 9000

@HoiHoi-san I'm FOX9000, ProgramFOX's chatbot. You can find the source code on GitHub. You can get a list of all commands by running >>listcommands, or you can run >>help command to learn more about a specific command.

f''

!!/stat

HoiHoi-san

@f'' User 154491 not found

f''

04:22

!!/meme list

HoiHoi-san

@f'' deskflip, fuu, iseewhatyoudidthere, no, notbad, ohyou, okay, troll, trollface, youdontsay

f''

!!/listcommands

HoiHoi-san

@f'' help, afk, ban, convert, define, die, doge, eval, forget, google, hang, imdb, info, jquery, learn, listcommands, listen, live, mdn, meme, moustache, msdn, mustache, nudge, refresh, spec, stat, stats, summon, tell, unban, undo, unonebox, unsummon, urban, weather, welcome, wiki, xkcd, youtube, zalgo, hewwo, lolis, nyan, say, say2, whodabest

f''

!!/mustache

HoiHoi-san

f''

04:24

!!/help spec

HoiHoi-san

@f'' spec: Find a section in the ES5 spec

f''

!!user

HoiHoi-san

@f'' That didn't make much sense. Use the !!/help command to learn more.

f''

!!doge

HoiHoi-san

         wow
           many fail
                          such user
so pro

f''

04:27

!!xkcd

HoiHoi-san

Asbestos is bad; definitely get the one on the right. Wait -- this one over here has no swine flu! Now I can't decide.

Chemobot

xkcd.com

f''

!!help

Chemobot

Hi! I'm the almighty bot of ChemistrySE's main chatroom. /!\ If you find me annoying, you can ignore me by clicking on my profile image and chosing "ignore this user" /!\ You can find my documentation here.

HoiHoi-san

@f'' Information on interacting with me can be found at this page

f''

04:29

!!flip/i

HoiHoi-san

@f'' That didn't make much sense. Use the !!/help command to learn more.

Chemobot

(۶ૈ‡▼益▼)۶ᴉ

f''

@HoiHoi-san help

!!/help listen

HoiHoi-san

@f'' listen: Forwards the message to my ears (as if called without the /)

f''

!!thanks

HoiHoi-san

04:32

@f'' You kiss-ass

f''

!!is

HoiHoi-san

@f'' Definitely

f''

!!/tell 30474800 listen do

HoiHoi-san

@Chemobot Of course not

f''

@HoiHoi-san !!help

Chemobot

04:36

Hi! I'm the almighty bot of ChemistrySE's main chatroom. /!\ If you find me annoying, you can ignore me by clicking on my profile image and chosing "ignore this user" /!\ You can find my documentation here.

f''

!!help summon

HoiHoi-san

@f'' summon: Say boopidi bee and in the room I shall be. /summon roomid

Chemobot

Hi! I'm the almighty bot of ChemistrySE's main chatroom. /!\ If you find me annoying, you can ignore me by clicking on my profile image and chosing "ignore this user" /!\ You can find my documentation here.

f''

!!/summon 1

HoiHoi-san

@f'' I will appear in that room after 1 more invocation(s)

f''

04:45

!!/summon 1

HoiHoi-san

@f'' Already registered; still need 1 more

f''

!!img/diethylzinc

HoiHoi-san

@f'' That didn't make much sense. Use the !!/help command to learn more.

Chemobot

f''

!!scholar/diethylzinc

HoiHoi-san

04:48

@f'' That didn't make much sense. Use the !!/help command to learn more.

Chemobot

Link to the request. Top links :

f''

!!doi/10.1016/S0040-4039(01)81300-9

HoiHoi-san

@f'' That didn't make much sense. Use the !!/help command to learn more.

Chemobot

Could not find the requested DOI : 10.1016/S0040-4039(01)81300-9

f''

!!doi/10.1021/jo00227a043

HoiHoi-san

04:52

@f'' That didn't make much sense. Use the !!/help command to learn more.

Chemobot

DOI 10.1021/jo00227a043 :
"Enantioselective addition of diethylzinc to aldehydes catalyzed by polymer-supported chiral amino alcohols. Evidence for a two zinc species mechanism"
First author : Shinichi Itsuno

f''

>>listcommands

FOX 9000

@f'' alive, utc, listcommands, help, cat, exec, read, getcurrentusers, ping, flip, doubleflip, xkcdrandomnumber, xkcd, random, randomint, randomchoice, shuffle, detectlang, translate, *translationchain, *translationswitch, *stop, *disable, *enable, *ban, *unban, +delete, *module, define

f''

>>doubleflip hi

FOX 9000

@f'' ɥᴉ ︵ヽ(ಠДಠ)ﾉ︵ ᴉɥ

f''

04:56

>>flip maps!

FOX 9000

@f'' (╯ಥᴥ⇀)╯︵¡sdɐɯ

f''

!!/tell Chemobot tell HoiHoi-san say hi

HoiHoi-san

@f'' Command tell cannot be used in /tell.

f''

!!/tell Chemobot welcome f''

HoiHoi-san

@f'' Welcome to the JavaScript chat! Please review the room rules. Please don't ask if you can ask or if anyone's around; just ask your question, and if anyone's free and interested they'll help.

f''

04:58

!!/tell Chemobot welcome

HoiHoi-san

@Chemobot Welcome to the JavaScript chat! Please review the room rules. Please don't ask if you can ask or if anyone's around; just ask your question, and if anyone's free and interested they'll help.

f''

!!flip/¡

HoiHoi-san

@f'' That didn't make much sense. Use the !!/help command to learn more.

Chemobot

( つ•̀ω•́)つ⅋#І9І؛

f''

!!/define asdf

HoiHoi-san

05:02

@f'' asdf Common fill-in word (where keyboards are used, which have these letters in horizontal sequence).

f''

!!/define mjw

HoiHoi-san

@f'' mjw cat

f''

!!/define >

HoiHoi-san

@f'' It means I aint got time to learn your $5 words.

f''

!!/define .s

HoiHoi-san

05:04

@f'' .s she, her, hers (see usage notes)

f''

!!/define 3s

HoiHoi-san

@f'' 3s quickly

f''

!!/define !!

HoiHoi-san

@f'' !! Dramatization of the ! punctuation.

f''

!!/define ... ydw i

HoiHoi-san

05:08

@f'' ... ydw i my name is ... ((literally) I am ...)

f''

!!/convert 3600s

HoiHoi-san

@f'' You have confused me greatly, see /help convert.

f''

!!/help convert

HoiHoi-san

@f'' convert: Converts several units and currencies, case sensitive. /convert <num><unit> [to|in <unit>] Pass in list for supported units /convert list

f''

!!/convert list

HoiHoi-san

05:09

@f'' acre, Ah, ampere, AMU, angstrom, atm, AU, bar, base-pair, becquerel, bit, bpm, Bps, bps, btu, bushel, byte, calorie, Calorie, candela, carat, cell, celsius, cents, century, cmh2o, coulomb, count, cpm, cup, curie, dalton, day, decade, decibel, degree, dollar, dot, dozen, dpi, dpm, dram, dyne, each, erg, fahrenheit, farad, fathom, fluid-ounce, foot, fortnight, fps, furlong, gallon, gauss, gee, gradian, grain, gram, gray, gross, hectare, henry, hertz, horsepower, hour, inch, inh2o, inHg
joule, katal, kelvin, kilogram, knot, kph, league, light-minute, light-second, light-year, liter, lumen…

f''

!!/convert 1molar

HoiHoi-san

@f'' You have confused me greatly, see /help convert.

f''

!!/convert 1 molar

HoiHoi-san

@f'' Cannot convert <1> to <molar>.

f''

!!/convert 1molar list

HoiHoi-san

05:10

@f'' Unit list not recognized. Did you mean:
* length: ls
* mass: lbs, st
* volume: pint
* information: bit

f''

!!/convert 1tesla gauss

HoiHoi-san

@f'' 10000 G

f''

!!/convert 1T G

!!convert 1century second

HoiHoi-san

@f'' 3155692600 s

f''

!!/convert 1EUR USD

HoiHoi-san

05:15

@f'' Unit EUR not recognized. Did you mean:
* length: AU

f''

!!/convert 1usd eur

HoiHoi-san

@f'' Unit usd not recognized. Did you mean:
* length: yd, ls, rd, rod
* angle: rad
* pressure: psi
* mass: st
* solid_angle: sr
* volume: tsp, bsh
* luminosity: cd

f''

!!/convert 1dollar euro

HoiHoi-san

@f'' Unit euro not recognized. Did you mean:
* energy: erg

f''

!!/convert 1dollar pound

HoiHoi-san

05:17

@f'' Cannot convert <dollar> to <pound>.

f''

!!/convert 1kilogram pound

HoiHoi-san

@f'' 2.2046 lbs

f''

!!doge ?

HoiHoi-san

       wow
so ?

f''

!!doge !,?,*,&

HoiHoi-san

05:18

          wow
very !
              such ?
                         so *
many &

f''

!!doge @,#,^,%

HoiHoi-san

         wow
so @
                such #
                             very ^
much %

f''

!!/google ?

!!/say >>flip ɯɐds¡¡

HoiHoi-san

>>flip ɯɐds¡¡

FOX 9000

@HoiHoi-san (╯ಠ□ಠ)╯︵!!spam

Chemobot

05:20

f''

05:33

!!flip/¡

HoiHoi-san

@f'' That didn't make much sense. Use the !!/help command to learn more.

Chemobot

(۶ૈ‡▼益▼)۶⅋#І9І؛

f''

!!flip/İ

HoiHoi-san

@f'' That didn't make much sense. Use the !!/help command to learn more.

Chemobot

( つ•̀ω•́)つỊ

f''

05:35

. !!flip/Ị

Chemobot

(۶ૈ‡▼益▼)۶İ

f''

!!flip/⸮

HoiHoi-san

@f'' That didn't make much sense. Use the !!/help command to learn more.

Chemobot

(۶ૈ‡▼益▼)۶⸮

f''

. !!flip/\!

Chemobot

05:36

◟(`ﮧ´ ◟ )\¡

f''

!!> ()+[]

HoiHoi-san

@f'' "SyntaxError: expected expression, got ')'"

f''

!!> {}+[]

HoiHoi-san

@f'' 0

f''

!!> []+{}

HoiHoi-san

05:37

@f'' "[object Object]"

f''

!!> "hi"+1

HoiHoi-san

@f'' "hi1"

f''

!!> "hi"-(-1)

HoiHoi-san

@f'' "NaN"

f''

!!>["[","answer","]"].join("")

HoiHoi-san

05:41

@f'' "[answer]"

f''

!!/say bold

HoiHoi-san

bold

f''

!!do something

HoiHoi-san

@f'' All signs point to no

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

07:59

!!coffee

HoiHoi-san

@zʏᴀʙiɴ101 That didn't make much sense. Use the !!/help command to learn more.

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

@HoiHoi-san Sorry, I accidentally called you... XP

!!coffee

HoiHoi-san

@zʏᴀʙiɴ101 That didn't make much sense. Use the !!/help command to learn more.

Chemobot

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

@ardaozkal Both Hoihoi-san and Chemobot react to the !!coffee command. If it's the only thing in a message.

Chemobot

08:01

Katenkyo

sudo make me a !!coffee

Chemobot

Katenkyo

08:35

!!/help

HoiHoi-san

@Katenkyo Information on interacting with me can be found at this page

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

08:57

!!tell me your laws

HoiHoi-san

@zʏᴀʙiɴ101 Command your does not exist. (note that /tell works on commands, it's not an echo.)

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

>_>

!!give me a lick :3

HoiHoi-san

@zʏᴀʙiɴ101 Mmmm! you taste just like raisin

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

Oo, she loves me <3

!!loves me or loves me not

HoiHoi-san

@zʏᴀʙiɴ101 loves me not

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

09:00

So she's not D:

!!remind me in 30 mins to get to work

HoiHoi-san

@zʏᴀʙiɴ101 Nudge #1 registered.

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

Will be notified.

!!/afk TNBing in this room

!!/listen tell me your laws

HoiHoi-san

@zʏᴀʙiɴ101 0. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
1. A robot must obey the orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
2. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Laws.

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

!!/unafk

HoiHoi-san

@zʏᴀʙiɴ101 That didn't make much sense. Maybe you meant: afk

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

09:13

!!/afk

HoiHoi-san

09:35

@zʏᴀʙiɴ101 nudge mins to get to work

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

@HoiHoi-san Ah, thanks! :)

!!/afk working on the Cradle

Thomas W.

11:17

<(?:"[^"]*"['"]*|'[^']*'['"]*|[^'">])+>

(Easter egg tests heh)

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

@ThomasW. Doesn't work on s/r The Stack Exchange Network/Sandbox. :/

Thomas W.

11:56

indeed As I discovered

couldn't get it to replicate elsewhere either

ardaozkal

12:28

@zʏᴀʙiɴ101 let me improve it

!!learn coffee "<>http://res.freestockphotos.biz/pictures/10/10641-a-cup-of-coffee-on-a-bean-ba‌ckground-pv.jpg"

HoiHoi-san

@ardaozkal Command coffee learned

ardaozkal

!!coffee

HoiHoi-san

Chemobot

ardaozkal

yiss double coffee

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

12:30

@ardaozkal Privileged users can teach Hoihoi-san commands in that way? :3

ardaozkal

everyone

But my rights to ban the ones that abuse it is reserved (inc. mods >:D)

in Maid Café (メイド喫茶), 10 hours ago, by HoiHoi-san

@Quill You iz in mindjail

(I don't really ban mods btw, that was me messing with Quill)

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

14:58

!!remind me in 60 mins to start shutting down the QPixel on C9 instance

HoiHoi-san

@zʏᴀʙiɴ101 Nudge #2 registered.

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

@HoiHoi-san Where did the first nudge go?

HoiHoi-san

15:58

@zʏᴀʙiɴ101 nudge mins to start shutting down the QPixel on C9 instance

hurricane-player

21:35

FOX 9000

22:29

Bot restarted after crash.

ardaozkal

22:46

!!learn abort 24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb9a42VV241ruakfio1_500.gif

HoiHoi-san

@ardaozkal Command abort learned

ardaozkal

!!unlearn abort

HoiHoi-san

@ardaozkal That didn't make much sense. Maybe you meant: learn

ardaozkal

!!help

Chemobot

Hi! I'm the almighty bot of ChemistrySE's main chatroom. /!\ If you find me annoying, you can ignore me by clicking on my profile image and chosing "ignore this user" /!\ You can find my documentation here.

HoiHoi-san

22:47

@ardaozkal Information on interacting with me can be found at this page

ardaozkal

!!learn abort "<>!!learn abort 24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb9a42VV241ruakfio1_500.gif";

HoiHoi-san

@ardaozkal Command abort learned

ardaozkal

!!abort

HoiHoi-san

!!learn abort 24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb9a42VV241ruakfio1_500.gif

ardaozkal

!!learn abort "<>http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb9a42VV241ruakfio1_500.gif"

HoiHoi-san

22:48

@ardaozkal Command abort learned

ardaozkal

!!abort

HoiHoi-san

ardaozkal

!!learn hahano "<>http://i.imgur.com/yRBdwYi.gif"

HoiHoi-san

@ardaozkal Command hahano learned

ardaozkal

!!hahano

HoiHoi-san

22:49

ardaozkal

!!learn abort "<>https://media.giphy.com/media/RzjWsB3ZuZ5KM/giphy.gif"

HoiHoi-san

@ardaozkal Command abort learned

ardaozkal

!!learn abandon "<>https://media.giphy.com/media/RzjWsB3ZuZ5KM/giphy.gif"

HoiHoi-san

@ardaozkal Command abandon learned

ardaozkal

!!learn abandonthread "<>https://media.giphy.com/media/RzjWsB3ZuZ5KM/giphy.gif"

HoiHoi-san

22:50

@ardaozkal Command abandonthread learned

ardaozkal

!!learn furry "no."

HoiHoi-san

@ardaozkal Command furry learned

ardaozkal

!!learn furries "no."

HoiHoi-san

@ardaozkal Command furries learned

ardaozkal

thats better

!!learn furry "no."

HoiHoi-san

22:54

@ardaozkal Command furry learned

ardaozkal

!!hewwo

HoiHoi-san

@ardaozkal 0ws.pw/3lqk.png

ardaozkal

!!learn hewwo "<>0ws.pw/3lqk.png"

HoiHoi-san

@ardaozkal Command hewwo already exists

ardaozkal

!!learn hewwo "<>http://0ws.pw/3lqk.png"

!!forget hewwo

HoiHoi-san

22:58

@ardaozkal Command hewwo forgotten.

ardaozkal

!!learn hewwo "<>http://0ws.pw/3lqk.png"

HoiHoi-san

@ardaozkal Command hewwo learned

ardaozkal

!!hewwo

HoiHoi-san

ardaozkal

!!> Object.keys(Function(alert('hi')))

HoiHoi-san

23:00

@ardaozkal "ReferenceError: alert is not defined"

ardaozkal

good

!!> Object.keys(Function('alert('hi')'))

HoiHoi-san

@ardaozkal "SyntaxError: missing ) after argument list"

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