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9:06 AM
@GodEmperorDune I'm getting protest calls with SMS so I guess yes
 
9:23 AM
pls
cc: @Jin
 
@fredley Quite sure that's a known issue. Also happens on several other pages, although most of them are 10k only I think
 
@PrivatePansy Yeah it is
It's also awful to fix, so I can see why it is not being fixed
 
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Q: Jun8 Up to 50% off promo for reliable wow gold on safewow

DanykingIn no way would going from SATA to USB3.0 and then USB3.0 to PCIe be faster than going directly from SATA to PCIe. You can't add layers of overhead and improve performance, so why the retarded tagline?. We've had wow safe gold problems, but Jeremy and I promise each other every day that we're nev...

 
@Lazers2.0 bahahaha
@fredley Actually, if they're using JS it's not too hard to fix.
 
10:22 AM
@Ronan Lift for just a couple hours a week, hit up a protein shake after
 
@GnomeSlice Heh I'm not going to do that.
 
@GodEmperorDune hahaha I was wondering if anyone would notice that.
 
But I am aware how one builds muscle.
 
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Q: just unloked the mini dragons and miner what now

Manoj AgrawalI have just unloked the minidragons and miners in the latest updated. I am really excited to know all about the minidragons and the miners.

 
10:43 AM
HELLO BRIDGE
 
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Q: Can you shoot through an enemy Reinhardt's shield, on his side?

S.WesselsTo exemplify the question I'll create a scenario. The enemy team has a Reinhardt and Mei that are being particularly troublesome, we have a tracer that flanks around the rear of Reinhardt and sees the enemy Mei, the tracer decides to target the Mei as she has the ability to slow down the tracer....

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Q: Difference and meaning between "remastered" and "remake"

ShaeldonSince there are currently rumors that Bethesda is make a "remastered" Version of one of their games(most say Skyrim), I was wondering what exectly is "remastered"? And whats the difference to an "remake"? Samething? Or are there certain criteria for either one of them? What kind of stuff would...

 
10:53 AM
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Q: Gavali Advance Skincare

gnio1979Top 5 Father's Day Skin Care Gifts How to tighten sagging skin with a firming Gavali Advance Skincare face cream is not difficult. That is if your face cream possesses the right substances that help remove wrinkles. But it is not that effortless. Seriously, have you ever just stopped in the midd...

 
Man searches for pants he lost during drunken night in Halifax http://bit.ly/1TWYU6N https://t.co/B7BA09Xts5
 
11:23 AM
> "Presented in garish 3D so vivid that viewers can practically feel the movie losing money in real time"
Guess which movie's review this line is from
 
hulk?
I dunno that's the only movie reviewer I know
 
@PrivatePansy no idea
 
11:42 AM
@PrivatePansy WoW?
@MBraedley Oh Halifax
 
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Q: Nuvitaskin Claim Now Overall benefits

proserieskhanYes, this option would be fortified with 100% 100 % organic components that are evaluated in a certified lab. The aspects of this system are examined under the acknowledgment of nuvitaskin renowned scientists. Also, it inhibits all kinds of chemicals, stimulants, fillers, and unreal odor. Overal...

 
oh my. That's concerning".
Dicussion I had with "that" dev
 
@Wipqozn We have a winner!
 
"I'm going to push my changes live to the site now"
"Sure. Wait, how? I didn't set you up with git credentials yet"
"Oh I just copy paste the code from the dev files into the production fileS"
 
Review: ‘Warcraft’ Is The ‘Battlefield Earth’ Of The 21st Century indiewire.com/2016/06/warcraft-review-duncan-jones-1201683601
 
11:53 AM
@Wipqozn n...no....
@Wipqozn GET OUT
@Wipqozn GET OUT NOW
 
@Wipqozn Sounds like Daily WTF material
 
@PrivatePansy ...from 10 years ago
 
@Wipqozn Why does he have access to the production box?
The WTF isn't that he's doing that.
It's that he has access to do that in the first place.
 
@Wipqozn cp -r ~/dev ~/prod
 
@Frank This is a very good question. At least he's not doing it to our main product.
I asked him why and he says "well I don't have git credentials yet", so I told him he should be letting me push it all live (which is what we were doing...) until we git all the kinks worked out in our git set up on the ISP Config box
@fredley I wish I was joking.
 
11:56 AM
@Wipqozn but seriously, get out
 
@fredley Huh, Wikipedia says git is actually 11 years old now
 
@fredley I'm going to tell my boss about it when him and I chat in a bit.
because that's horrifying.
 
@PrivatePansy huh, git's initial release was one day before @GnomeSlice's birthday
 
See, I thought I was going to come up with a clever retort about how git didn't exist back then
 
(Also coincidentally mine)
 
11:58 AM
But now this just makes everyone feel old
 
I'm not even sure when in the past he would have done this, because we've moved onto strict release schedules. Today is a scheduled release. We only do releases outside for this site if somethings broken.
 
@Wipqozn wattttt
oh wait this isn't your usual coworker
 
So the new Mirror's Edge is getting mediocre reviews :( That's too bad
 
@Wipqozn Is this still the same guy that does beginner coder things?
 
and, tbh, part of the reason he doesn't have git creds yet is because my boss wants me reviewing all his code before it goes live
@Frank yes
 
12:00 PM
> Yet the anonymous user who wrote it insists on reverting to his poorly-worded sentence. This anonymous user's entire editing history consists of reporting celebrities' appearances on Punk'd, often in a confusing manner. When people fix his grammar, he repeatedly reverts them. This is your chance to explain why you're doing this. Thanks. Rhobite 00:15, Jun 14, 2005 (UTC)
Oh Wikipedia.
 
@Wipqozn So lock down his access. Until he can't do damage.
 
> This anonymous user's entire editing history consists of reporting celebrities' appearances on Punk'd, often in a confusing manner. When people fix his grammar, he repeatedly reverts them.
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Wiki drama best drama
 
@badp It is. The one I'm always complaining about lately.
 
@Wipqozn I thought you said he'd been there for years
 
12:03 PM
@badp He has.
@badp We only just set up git last month. Before that it was all SVN.
 
@Wipqozn but he doesn't have "git credentials"
 
We're starting to use git on our new products, aka not the giant monster of our main product that's currently in svn
okay so there isn't anything in prodution that isn't in the repo so...that's...good...ish
 
@Wipqozn Good luck in the inevitable git-workflow wars
 
@fredley Yeah. WE're still working out out git repis and workflow. Actually I need to set aside time this week to do it. There's been so much shit on the go that's "omg this is the top priority nothing else matters", and then a few days later "oh forget that THIS is the new thing that only matters"
 
what wars
there is only workflow, rebase
everything else is hell
 
12:08 PM
Hell War
 
I'm pretty sure the proper git workflow is copy paste.
 
Baseless merges are where it's at.
 
Call of Git: Hell War
 
Except not really, because that's really bad.
 
Modern Hellwars II: Octopus Merge
 
12:09 PM
@badp merge
 
@badp Ahahahaha
 
We should all send patches to a central hub via pigeon
 
@fredley it's okay to be wrong, sometimes
 
rebase is pain
 
rebase is love, rebase is life
 
12:09 PM
pain is mandatory
 
Hellwar Black: Infinity Rebase
 
git rebase, or "I want to fix the same merge conflict 50 times in a row!"
 
therefore rebase is mandatory
 
Brance and merge.
 
QED
 
12:10 PM
good luck figuring out anything when your commit history is less of a tree and more of a web
 
@badp Anything that needs to be figured out can be figured out via blame
 
@fredley rebase more often, then this won't happen
 
I think we should have a fight to the death to decide.
 
The purpose of all source control is to provide a backed to blame
@badp merge, then it won't happen at all
 
@Wipqozn Are you just trying to open up a third mod spot?
 
12:10 PM
@fredley Being able to know who to blame is very important
 
why blame when you can disect
 
@Unionhawk .........no.....................................................................‌​..............
 
@fredley if it doesn't happen on merge and it happens on rebase, then you're doing it very wrong
I for one despise the way merge commits are handled. "hey git what happened in this commit"
"..."
"but it was a merge right so something did change"
"..."
 
@badp merge -> one conflict to solve, rebase -> many conflicts to solve all the time
 
As long as it's not, "One bug, one commit"
 
12:12 PM
@fredley if you regularly have this problem, you're doing it wrong, also github.com/mhagger/git-imerge
 
And all hell breaks loose when you actually fix more than one per commit.
 
conflicts aren't a problem if you just copy pate folks. PRetty sure my coworker has got the right idea. We should all follow his example.
 
typically this happens when you make a change in your local commit series, then you undo it
 
@Wipqozn Just copy paste your whole codebase from SO.
 
which means the first change probably shouldn't have happened in the first place, or it should've been the second way all along
 
12:14 PM
Who cares about customization?
 
here's a protip for you, my ass, git commit --fixup $committish + git rebase -i --autosquash --autostash
boom, your bug never existed anymore
just one clean perfect commit without the mistake
YOU DON'T NEED TO MERGE WHEN YOUR COMMITS ARE FLAWLESS
if your commit history is full of small one-liner tweaks then yes you're going to have a very bad time
 
@badp Please do not erase me from the timeline
 
@Frank @twobugs, twocommits
 
@Frank He's done that before. Just copy/pasted code from SO, although it's been a while that I know of. Discovered this when I think it was 8 months ago, a newer guy found some of his code. Asked how it worked and he goes "I don't know I just got it from SO". We were like what. Like using code from SO is rad, that's why it's there, but you gotta understand what it's doing. And, imo, you should also include a link back to the answer.
 
Honestly you should just kill your coworker at this point
 
12:17 PM
@Wipqozn you might be forgetting about the share-alike part of the license
 
The coupl times I've taken code from SO I include a link back to the answer (I also modify it a bit to better fit our needs + fit ourcoding style, but that's like eh whtever yolo)
 
Save everyone the trouble
 
@Wipqozn If he doesn't understand even that much, he's a danger to your company.
 
@twobugs dude.
 
If he makes no attempt to understand, he has no business being a coder.
 
12:18 PM
I'm not following the conversation I just wanted to say that
 
@Frank I agree. IT's frusrating. There's currently "things" happening about it, which is why I'm supposed to review all his code before it goes live right now.
 
Worst I've run into is someone who just wouldn't do the work.
 
It was fun making up nonsense words last night with @badp
 
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Q: How do I testfor a player that crouch wearing a chestplate that is named?

iDoomfullI try to make a sort of ability that implies wearing a special chestplate! When a player wear it and crouch, the ability shoud be activated! I just want to know how can I testfor crouching (the "stat.sneakTime" or "CrouchOneCm" scoreboard doesn't help me)

 
12:34 PM
@twobugs the fun doesn't need to stop
 
You are correct
 
I want to get off Mr. badp's wild ride
 
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
 
> Your order has been processed and your Rift is almost on its way! Look for a shipping confirmation email with tracking information soon.
Well I guess I have to buy a new video card now...
 
Man this is fuct. Some client ruined their install or something so we have to provide them every single file. One of the APIs was checked into our source control, but only the old version (the new version is checked in but deleted)
Managed to recover the new version, but it's just the solution so I have to build everything. It doesn't build, huge number of dependency errors
All because we're missing one lib file!
 
12:37 PM
@Chippies good old miracle of life
 
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Q: Does increase elemental damage doubled with AoF and CtF?

TEXHIKWhen using some cold spell + Avatar of Fire + Cold to File, how does elemental damage modifieres work? Does it Apply to cold damage before convertion and to resulting converted fire damage? Or does it apply to only one element, and if so - does it apply before or after convertion?

 
Whole flat smells of amazing solvents
@LessPop_MoreFizz ...
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz What
 
How the hell do you even sell a fake share
 
12:43 PM
Fake paperwork
 
do you even know what a share looks like
I don't
 
I mean, it's all imaginary
or something
 
Quality share, Fell Off A Truck
 
> Something went wrong while creating your pull request.
That's a really helpful error message bitbucket. Thank you.
 
Errorcode: thing happen
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Q: Blur LAN Multiplayer is limited to 4 Players

Mohammad HassanyMy friends and I are playing Blur LAN multiplayer, but only 4 players can play together. The question is how to solve this problem?

This seems like a mod req question now
As clarified in the comments
 
1:01 PM
I wonder if the rumor about Samsung going for fully bendable smartphones in 2017 will be true... that would be interesting
They (Samsung) typically have great hardware. It's the software that I don't like.
 
@Wipqozn It's very helpful. BitBucket is telling you that instead of doing it wrong, you should do it right. What's not to get?
 
> Pull request failed. Git gut.
 
git clone git://github.com/fredley/gut
 
.git
 
@badp git clone ctrl+v
 
1:12 PM
@twobugs Just because a solution requires a mod does not make it off-topic. There is a clear problem definition: "I want to play multiplayer with more than 4 players." Whether the solution requires a mod or not does not determine if the question is on- or off-topic.
The quality of the question is rather low, though.
 
Here comes the thunderstorm, just as they remove the biggest window from the living room
 
Is this a loophole? Yes. But it's there because sometimes it's difficult to tell if a problem can or cannot be solved without the use of mods.
@fredley Tarps. Lots of tarps.
More tarps than you think you need.
 
@MBraedley I have 0 tarps
 
Well, looks like someone isn't prepared
 
Use hats
 
1:22 PM
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Q: Most innovative skill systems, and why?

dave_k_smithWhat games do you believe had the most innovative skill system designs, or interesting new skill design features? Why were these skill systems ground breaking?

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Q: Is it Possible to change your skin in Minecraft (Multiplayer [Servers]) in cracked version? (PC) [w/o Premium Acc.] If Yes How?

NhoriIs it Possible to change your skin in Minecraft (Multiplayer [Servers]) in cracked version? (PC) [w/o Premium Acc.] If Yes How? I know how to change my skin in singleplayer (cracked) you just need to alter the file/s in .minecraft folder... and it works... ( I Recommend closing your Minecraft ...

 
instead of tarps
 
@fredley Large sheets of vapour barrier (glorified 6 mil plastic sheets)?
 
@GnomeSlice That'd be a lot of hats
Like, a winterbash level of hats
 
@Lazers2.0 Is this specifically asking about an illegal version of the game?
 
build a wall. get the storm to pay for it.
 
1:23 PM
@StrixVaria Yes
 
Ok, cool.
 
@MBraedley That's why I asked before casting a vote
 
Cutting out the middle man with @StrixVaria
 
Others are using VTC unclear, which I think is Highly Wrong
 
@MBraedley Too late
there's hail coming in
fml
 
1:34 PM
RIP @fredley
 
> RIP @fredley's living room
FTFY
 
Same thing
 
Looks like I'm missing the storm fortunately.
 
Re that Blur question - I'll edit out the "Is there a mod available?" The asker said that was the question in the comments
 
@Sterno True! Silly me.
 
1:36 PM
It really comes down to "here is a thing I want to do can I do the thing I really don't care how the thing gets done"
 
MAn, old school FF.
THOSE WERE THE DAYS
BACK TO WORK
 
FF is still good and FF4 is the worst
Fight me if you disagree!
 
@twobugs I didn't like FF4 at all.
 
I don't hate FF4, but I think it's the weakest of the main series games
2 is very wonky but if you know how to use the game's silly brand of logic it makes sense
 
@twobugs I never gave 2 a fair chance because it let me wander into a way-too-high-leveled area right off the bat which I thought was bad design.
 
1:38 PM
Oh god the wetness
 
Basically, you don't wear armor and have only one character in the front line
 
@Ronan It's a bigun
 
@StrixVaria It is, the entire world is a superpangaea
 
@twobugs BBC could be wrong.
 
And they're really bad about world design in 2 so yeah
You can just waltz into KillHell
Which is 4 steps away from the starting town, you see
 
SGR
1:39 PM
FF3 is my favourite FF
 
@twobugs Dark Souls 1 did literally this same thing!
 
MUST RESIST URGE TO START DOING ROBOT DANCE IN OFFICE
 
@Unionhawk You mean with the catacombs?
 
I mean with the graveyard
SKELTONS EVERYWHERE
 
Because FF2 is far worse. You can actually beat those guys
 
1:40 PM
That's what makes it even more deceptive though
 
@SGR 3 Japanese? Or are you one of the Wrong people who still call 6 3?
I really like 3 though. 6 is nice too but it REALLY needs a proper remake
 
this computer lacks whichever extension allows me to upload with a colon reply in the box
 
SGR
@twobugs Whichever one the EU release of FF3 is
 
@SGR There were multiple ones! Are you talking about the one where you pick your jobs or the one where you have 16 characters
And train suplexing
 
SGR
@twobugs jobs
 
1:43 PM
Okay we are buddies now thank you
 
Nuu what the arg
fine
 
/r/shittyrobots/ is my new favourite subreddit
 
SGR
I've played a couple of later FFs but because my first was 3 I really dislike how futuristic the newer ones are
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz I know what this is about, and I'm not clicking that link
And I would advise others not to click the link
It will only make you feel bad/angry/upset
 
1:45 PM
@fredley No way, what's the worst that could go wrong?
 
My only question is who the fuck spends time making memes related to garlic bread
 
Oh dear
 
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Q: WHY CANT I DOWNLOAD MINECRAFT

Ooi EthanAt first, I signed up for a minecraft account. But, when I wanted to buy minecraft, it keeps saying " Your credit card is not valid. Please check your credit card " Please help me. Is it because it does not accept MYR?

 
My reaction was mostly @Unionhawk's, with a side of "of course it's the sort of assholes who will also whine about 'SJW's' and other imagined slights upon their perfect world."
 
@twobugs I warned you
 
1:47 PM
Oh right, naturally those groups would intersect
 
How could they take something beautiful, like garlic bread, and be shitheads about it
 
@twobugs Internet.
 
Is garlic bread racist or something?
 
*Redditors
 
You guys are so lucky to have such great mods as us.
 
1:48 PM
I mean. One of the comments points out how stupid this is to begin with. Why would you only want two pieces of Garlic Bread?
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Reddit is basically a socially acceptable 4chan at this point
 
SGR
@waterseas if you consider the subs as seperate forums it's a lot better
 
@SGR the problem with that is that people move between subs and you click someone's history and it's right down the rabbit hole into awful.
 
> The internet is fucking weird.
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If you wanted to make a funny picture you would say "A piece of garlic bread for every gender" and then just have there be a thousand pieces of garlic bread
 
1:50 PM
Best tl;dr ever
 
There are numerous Funny Implications
Oh it just keeps escalating huh
Well I'm closing that tab
Thanks for ruining Garlic Bread
 
None of the images loaded for me and I think I had the more enjoyable time
Since all I got was Buzzfeed's commentary on the situation
 
Actually saw that on the cringe channel FB initially, which I need to unfollow at some point
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz You should be ashamed for retweeting that pun.
And by ashamed I mean proud.
 
@Waterseas Imgur's taken a real nosedive recently. I've stopped going there basically.
 
1:57 PM
Just never leave the bridge, it's relatively safe here.
 
@Fredley Never really got into following through Imgur or Reddit
 
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Q: Will D.Va ultimate damage players on her team

WandaI've noticed while playing D.Va that her ultimate can kill her and that it can kill members of the other team, but I'm not sure what the situation is with members on her team. I've often noticed that everyone just runs away, sometimes an enemy Reinhardt will put a shield up to protect himself a...

 
@Waterseas Imgur is just addictive, right arrow, right arrow, right arrow, 3am
 
@fredley imgur is a tool to host images. It does not have any community features whatsoever.
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz Imgur has comments
 
1:58 PM
@fredley It is possible you might have a problem
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz But it does though, and it has quite a large active community
@Unionhawk Don't you undertale meme me
 
29 secs ago, by LessPop_MoreFizz
@fredley imgur is a tool to host images. It does not have any community features whatsoever.
36 secs ago, by LessPop_MoreFizz
@fredley imgur is a tool to host images. It does not have any community features whatsoever.
 
This is the "it's too bad Matrix 1 never had any sequels" joke
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz Restating falsehoods does not make them true.
 
I glance at imgur sometimes, sometimes there are good things and sometimes not
 
1:59 PM
1 min ago, by LessPop_MoreFizz
@fredley imgur is a tool to host images. It does not have any community features whatsoever.
 
@twobugs Past month or so it feels like it's got a lot worse
 
Undertale is a good game, but it's too bad that it doesn't have a subreddit or anything
 
@fredley I guess I don't have a big enough sample
 
I'm so glad there's nobody in this chat called @Unionhawk
 

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