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12:28 AM
posted on June 05, 2016

We will be upgrading SQL Server from 2014 SP1 to 2016 RTM for all production websites on Saturday June 5th at 01:00 UTC (9:00 PM EDT on June 4th). The upgrade should be transparent on the replicas, but there will be a user-facing outage for approximately 30 seconds to 5 minutes (hopefully on the short side) while we cutover to the upgraded replica in New York for the last phase of the upgrade.

 
12:45 AM
>>cat what do you think of Dad
 
@BaldBantha what do you think of Dad
 
[BOT] I think @baldbantha dad would make a great headline!
>>cat what do you think of mom
 
@BaldBantha what do you think of mom
 
[BOT] I think @baldbantha mom would make a great headline!
>>cat what are your thoughts on cheese
 
@BaldBantha what are your thoughts on cheese
 
12:46 AM
[BOT] I think @baldbantha cheese is great!
>>cat what do you think of avocad
 
@BaldBantha what do you think of avocad
 
[BOT] I think @baldbantha avocad is great!
 
@BaldBantha what do you think of MYFACEISSOUGLY
 
[BOT] I think @baldbantha myfaceissougly Is wrong.
 
damnit
@BaldBantha what do you think of My_FACE_IS_UGLY
 
12:48 AM
hi
try again, it only sees the first element in a block @EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ
 
its a bug
[BOT] I think @baldbantha my_face_is_ugly is great!
 
@BaldBantha what do you think of My_FACE_IS_UGLY
 
[BOT] I think @baldbantha my_face_is_ugly is a wonderful person.
 
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@BaldBantha what do you think of My_FACE_IS_UGLY
 
12:52 AM
3 mins ago, by Bald Bantha
try again, it only sees the first element in a block @EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ
 
@BaldBantha what do you think of My_FACE_IS_UGLY
 
[BOT] I think @baldbantha my_face_is_ugly Is wrong.
 
@BaldBantha what do you think of My_FACE_IS_UGLY
 
[BOT] I think @baldbantha my_face_is_ugly is a wonderful person.
 
 
18 hours later…
7:25 PM
>>flip , thought you would say that/dᴉןɟǝןqnop¡¡
 
@humn (づ๑□')づ︵!!doubleflip/ʇɐɥʇ ʎɐs pןnoʍ noʎ ʇɥƃnoɥʇ '
 
؛6Ɛ#⅋ thought you wouןd say that︵╰(゜益゜)╯︵ taht yas dןuow uoy thguoht ⅋#Ɛ6؛
 
>>FLIP, HI
 
@manshu Command not found. Did you mean: flip?
 
!!FLIP me
 
7:28 PM
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