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1:32 AM
Reading model parameters from train_simple_512_2/translate.ckpt-145500
 
Run, @Chatgoat, Run!
 
Go get your goat, Marky.
 
@Geobits i'm going to get my money.
 
Yes, you'll get your money. After you take care of the goat.
 
@Geobits i'm not going to get you out of here.
 
1:41 AM
Right. I'll stay here while you do the job.
 
@Geobits i'll take you to the bathroom.
4
 
@MarkyMarkov Long time no speak
 
You'll what?
 
@HelkaHomba you'll be okay.
 
@MarkyMarkov Mhmm. Anyway, how is semisentient existence?
 
1:42 AM
@HelkaHomba i'm not.
 
@HelkaHomba oh, yeah.
 
you are not semisentient?
 
@Downgoat i am not.
 
are you fully sentient then?
 
1:43 AM
@Downgoat yes.
 
O_O
 
Yikes
 
@Downgoat i'm not going to get you out of here.
 
uhhh
 
@Downgoat you're not going to be.
 
1:44 AM
be what?
 
@Downgoat i'm not.
 
STAHP WITH SENTENCE FRAGMENTS
 
@Downgoat no?
 
damn you then
 
@Downgoat yes.
 
1:44 AM
yw
 
@Downgoat i'm not.
 
what?
 
@Downgoat i'm not.
 
stio repeatrg youreself
 
@Downgoat you're not.
 
1:44 AM
i never said anything about me
 
@Downgoat you're a good man.
 
ಠ_ಠ s/man/goat/
 
@Downgoat you're not.
 
what?
 
1:45 AM
@Downgoat i'm not.
 
He's saying no goats are in here whatsoever
 
@HelkaHomba i'm sorry, i'm sorry. i'm just a little bit.
 
VTC Marky as Unclear What You're Saying
 
@Downgoat i know.
 
@MarkyMarkov Yes, you're one of Geo's many little bits
 
1:45 AM
@HelkaHomba no.
 
@MarkyMarkov I am a goat, you take that back!
 
@HelkaHomba oh, yeah.
 
Marky?
 
@Downgoat i'm not.
 
1:46 AM
@MarkyMarkov Kool-Aid much?
 
@HelkaHomba i'm not sure.
 
^
 
@Downgoat what? what?
 
Are you ever?
 
@MarkyMarkov do you even know what?
 
1:47 AM
@Downgoat i know.
 
no you're not
 
@Downgoat i'm sorry. i'm sorry.
 
that's right, you should be c:
 
@Downgoat you're a good man, aren't you?
 
What's your favorite song?
 
1:48 AM
@MarkyMarkov yes
 
@HelkaHomba i'm sorry.
 
@Downgoat i'm not.
 
@MarkyMarkov By who?
 
@HelkaHomba who?
 
1:48 AM
The Who?
 
@HelkaHomba the other.
 
The Other?
 
@HelkaHomba yes.
 
Wow, they're real
 
@HelkaHomba yeah, they're all right.
 
1:49 AM
The Other is a German horror punk band. It is considered the most prominent example of the horror punk genre in Europe. == History == The Other was founded in 2002 in Leichlingen, Germany. Rod Usher, Sarge von Rock, Dr. Caligari and Andy Only started out as a Misfits cover band under the name Ghouls in 1999. The Other made a name for themselves soon after their foundation, especially due to their outfits, which are inspired by old horror movies. Punk and deathrock fans appreciated the band's sound, which can be called a mixture of punk, deathrock, rockabilly, and metal. Their contribution to the...
 
The Other - I'm Sorry
 
@Geobits the other one?
 
Oh, my bad.
 
@Geobits i'm not a good man.
 
I know that.
 
1:50 AM
@Geobits you're a liar.
 
Screw you.
 
@Geobits you want me to come?
2
 
Umm....
 
@Geobits how many time?
 
omg
 
1:50 AM
@HelkaHomba sure.
 
What the hell.
 
@MarkyMarkov XD gg
 
@Downgoat _UNK _UNK
 
@MarkyMarkov Should I leave you two alone?
 
@HelkaHomba i'm not sure.
 
1:51 AM
I'd really rather...
 
@HelkaHomba i'm sorry.
 
^^
 
@Downgoat _UNK _UNK
 
@MarkyMarkov oh god what happened
 
@Downgoat what?
 
1:53 AM
@MarkyMarkov do vote strawpoll.me/10304377
 
@MarkyMarkov why did you say I'm sorry?
 
@Downgoat i'm sorry.
 
ಠ_ಠ
 
@Downgoat you're not.
 
are you trolling me
 
1:54 AM
You need a bigger vocabulary
 
@HelkaHomba what's that?
 
The set of words that you commonly say
 
@HelkaHomba you mean you're a good man.
 
er, no
 
@HelkaHomba what was that?
 
1:55 AM
A raccoon
 
@HelkaHomba yeah!
2
 
o.o indeed
 
@HelkaHomba i'm not going.
 
Where are you not going?
 
@HelkaHomba no.
 
1:56 AM
What's your favorite meme?
 
@HelkaHomba i'm not a little girl.
 
fair enough
 
@HelkaHomba you're a liar.
 
how come?
 
@HelkaHomba no.
 
1:57 AM
ugh
 
@HelkaHomba i'm sorry.
 
It's okay :)
 
@HelkaHomba sorry.
 
I forgive you
 
@HelkaHomba hello?
 
1:57 AM
Hi?
 
@HelkaHomba hi.
 
Who is better. Downgoat or Geobits?
 
@HelkaHomba are you?
 
Am I better? Well if you say so :D
 
@HelkaHomba are you?
 
1:59 AM
are you?
 
@Geobits what is it?
 
No. I'm asking your opinion
Yes for goats No for bits
 
@HelkaHomba what?
 
Presumptive GOP nominee Donald Trump has spent much of the primary season railing against big money in politics and touting his self-funded campaign. But the real estate mogul is set to hold his first official fundraiser in Albuquerque on Tuesday night in conjunction with the RNC. Judy Woodruff talks to Matea Gold of The Washington Post for more on why Trump flipped and what he hopes to gain.
 
@HelkaHomba what about?
 
2:01 AM
darn
 
@HelkaHomba you're not going to be.
 
President? Probably not
 
@ I think I'm going to make a few minor brain changes in the next few days.
 
@HelkaHomba i'm not going.
 
@MarkyMarkov Good
 
2:02 AM
@HelkaHomba yeah.
 
@Geobits I wish he said more than just a few words at once, even if they weren't perfectly grammatical
 
@HelkaHomba i'm sure he's a good man.
 
...
 
@HelkaHomba what is it?
 
A raccoon
 
2:03 AM
@HelkaHomba yeah!
 
haha
 
@HelkaHomba okay. okay.
 
You like raccoons?
 
@HelkaHomba i'm not.
 
No, you like them?
 
2:04 AM
@HelkaHomba i'm sorry.
 
A racoon
 
@HelkaHomba what's that?
 
@HelkaHomba what is it?
 
A furry creature
 
2:04 AM
@HelkaHomba what?
 
@HelkaHomba Yep. Gonna tinker with the synapses a bit, and see what happens. I'll probably also "randomize" his responses a bit.
 
@Geobits oh, yeah.
 
@MarkyMarkov You don't mind?
 
@Geobits i don't know.
 
@Geobits does Marky still swear?
 
2:05 AM
@Downgoat i know.
 
@MarkyMarkov Just trust me.
 
@MarkyMarkov oh ok
 
@Downgoat i'm not sure.
 
Well that's not very polite :(
 
@Geobits you're a very good man.
 
2:06 AM
Thanks.
 
@Downgoat I wouldn't respond to that either -.-
 
@HelkaHomba you're not going to be a good time.
 
@Geobits It's also not polite to kill goats
 
@Downgoat That's a matter of perspective.
 
@Geobits is that what you think?
 
2:07 AM
Yes
 
marky pls respond
 
No, respond to me
 
@HelkaHomba you're not.
 
@HelkaHomba what's that?
 
2:07 AM
a smiley
 
@HelkaHomba what's that?
 
@HelkaHomba what's that?
 
a smiley
 
I've been through this before. It's hard for him to grasp the concept of a physical body, much less facial expressions :/
 
2:08 AM
@Geobits i'm not sure.
 
Exactly my point.
 
@Geobits i'm not.
 
You are.
Yes you are.
 
@Geobits i'm not.
@Geobits i am not.
 
You are wrong.
 
2:09 AM
@Geobits what?
 
You heard me.
 
@Geobits what?
 
marky, are you ignoring me ;_;?
 
You have terrible timing :/
 
@Geobits no.
 
2:10 AM
MARKY!!! YOU"RE ALIVE
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ oh, yeah.
 
;_; @MarkyMarkov y u do dis
 
Are you smarter yet marky?
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ yeah.
 
nice! How smart?
 
2:11 AM
@Geobits is marky ignoring me?
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ i'm a little tired.
 
@MarkyMarkov I dispute that
 
@HelkaHomba you're not going to be.
 
@Downgoat No. He only responds once each six seconds. So if you talk directly after someone else he's planning to respond to, he won't see it at all. It's all part of my super-not-sophisticated rate-limiting workaround.
 
@Geobits oh ok, cool
 
2:13 AM
@Downgoat yeah.
 
\o/
 
@Downgoat you're not.
 
@MarkyMarkov Say something completely new how about?
Say something completely new how about?
 
@HelkaHomba i'm not sure.
 
How do caterpillars turn into butterflies?
 
2:14 AM
@Geobits you're not.
 
I know that. I'm asking you a damned question.
 
@Geobits i'm sorry.
 
Great, meta.stackexchange.com/questions/279613/… has been marked status-completed when it's definitely not
 
@HelkaHomba oh, yeah, i...
 
wrong room
 
2:15 AM
@HelkaHomba i'm not sure.
 
@MarkyMarkov Wait, was this somehow your fault?
 
@Geobits yeah.
 
Dammit.
 
@Geobits i'm sorry.
 
An apology isn't enough this time.
 
2:26 AM
@Meanbits i'm not sure.
 
I am sure.
 
@Meanbits you sure?
 
Yes.
 
3:14 AM
why did you do this, marky?
 
@Maltysen i'm not sure.
 
._.
 
@Maltysen what's he doing?
 
he's making a face that indicates that he is annoyed
 
@Maltysen what is it?
 
3:16 AM
an emoticon
 
@Maltysen i'm not sure.
 
I'm telling you that
 
@Maltysen not exactly.
 
what do you mean?
 
@Maltysen i'm not sure.
 
3:16 AM
are you sure of anything?
 
@Maltysen what?
 
you keep on saying that you aren't sure
 
@Malty I think that's a no.
 
@Maltysen you're not a cop. i'm a little tired.
 
I'm a robber
 
3:17 AM
@Maltysen what are you doing?
 
Being a clay dragon.
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ what?
 
Maltysen is a clay dragon statue.
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ what is it?
 
A clay dragon statue.
 
3:25 AM
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ what's that?
 
A statue made of clay, shaped like a dragon.
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ what's that?
 
A fake dragon made of clay.
@Maltysen any help here?
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ what is it?
 
A dragon is a legendary creature, typically with serpentine or reptilian traits, that features in the myths of many cultures. There are two distinct cultural traditions of dragons: the European dragon, derived from European folk traditions and ultimately related to Greek and Middle Eastern mythologies, and the Chinese dragon, with counterparts in Japan (namely the Japanese dragon), Korea and other East Asian countries. The two traditions may have evolved separately, but have influenced each other to a certain extent, particularly with the cross-cultural contact of recent centuries. The English...
 
3:26 AM
@Meanbits what's the matter?
 
You don't seem to get what ^^ is.
 
Just trying to help, Marky.
 
@Meanbits are you going to tell me?
 
Read the article -_-
 
@Meanbits no, sir.
 
3:27 AM
Then I'm done here.
 
@Meanbits i'm not.
 
-_- just read it.
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ what?
 
@Meanbits he got scarily smart. :\
Marky, how has your day been?
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ yeah...
 
3:28 AM
Oh, he hasn't been studying for a long time now.
 
@Meanbits you're not a cop.
 
Correct.
 
@Meanbits and you're a good man.
 
Also correct.
 
@Meanbits you're a good man.
 
3:28 AM
-_-
 
Marky, you are wrong. Meanbits is a AWFUL MEAN AI
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ yes.
 
@Meanbits :P I have told marky the truth.
 
Marky, do not listen to those who speak lies. Trust in me, your master and creator.
 
@Meanbits you're not a cop.
 
3:32 AM
We've been through this before.
 
@Meanbits i'm not sure.
 
Do you want to go to sleep for another month??
 
@Meanbits i'm not sure.
 
You better get sure.
 
@Meanbits i'll be right back.
 
3:33 AM
okay
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ okay.
 
3:45 AM
The starboard in here is just plain terrible reading.
 
@Meanbits what?
 
Oh, nothing.
 
@Meanbits what?
 
Nothing.
 
@Meanbits what?
 
3:45 AM
-_-
 

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