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I made an image back in the day but it was of much lower quality
 
pins intensify
 
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Q: Why are so many games installing Direct X

Motte001why are so many games installing DirectX, some C++ stuff or .Net even if i have it already. Are that different versions or extensions? Or aren't the game installers able to find out, what I already have?

 
@fredley fredley lies @fredley don't believe his lies image
There, that'll make it easier to find in the future
 
3:12 PM

DON'T BELIEVE HIS LIES

12 mins ago, 26 seconds total – 2 messages, 2 users, 3 stars

Bookmarked just now by Unionhawk

there we go
good use of that tool
 
@fredley + "Don't believe his lies" = @fredlies?
 
FREDLEY TELLS FREDLIES: DATA ACCEPTED
 
I mean who what
 
@Unionhawk ಠ_ಠ
 
I didn't do nothing you can't prove anything
YOU GOT NOTHING ON ME, COPPER
 
3:18 PM
Apparently there's going to be a 12th season of Supernatural. That show won't die.
 
Oh. Wait. This marker print is smudged. It says "Don't eat his fries."
 
@MadMAxJr Surely @fredley calls them chips
 
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Q: Building utilities on a wall corner

rivermont - Will B.I am building a rather large prison all at once, and have run into a problem. I built cell blocks en masse, and then built the utilities. This is causing this to happen: The builders cannot reach the pipe to build it because of walls, and end up deleting the job. While I could remove a wall f...

 
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Q: Best way to stop a bullet

Tilak MadichettiWhat is the best or most efficient way to stop a bullet without any kind of special machines for self-defense at any time ?

 
TARGET SHIELDS OFFLINE
MISSILE LOCK
 
3:24 PM
@MadMAxJr Clearly a katana
@Sterno You might say the longevity of it is... Supernatural.
 
Nuke the bullet from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
 
puts on sunglassesYEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
 
I just like reading that, "How do I stop a bullet?" "Doesn't need a lifehack. CLOSED."
Mod abuse/pro bullet agenda!!!
 
Oh my goodness, Cosmo has an article about a new shirt that I will not link to for very NSFW reasons and we seriously just need to burn it all down. Humanity had a good run but it's time to pack up shop.
 
You tease
 
3:28 PM
I'm afraid to look it up now
 
I tried and failed
 
site:cosmopolitan.com prosthetic arm included in Google should give it to you
 
thats a nice story, how is it nsfw?
 
That is a nice story!
I mean, in a way, happiness isn't allowed at work, so
 
ok i found the shirt in question... so much wat
 
3:36 PM
Yes
 
like who thought that this would be a good product idea
 
Even as a joke it's a special kind of depraved
 
What, you couldn't have told us to google for "JerkShirt?"
 
C'mon I need to see the shirt now
 
@Sterno I guess I could have
 
He looks so happy.
 
Oh, so it's exactly what it sounds like
 
That kind of happiness is definitely not allowed at work.
3
 
no, definitely not
 
DO NOT WATCH THEIR ADVERTISEMENT VIDEO FOR IT
CANNOT UNSEE
 
3:40 PM
@Sterno so much lulz
 
H̞̝͍̥̗̼̑ͪ͐̕͡Ë̖̱̲̭̹̼ͥ͒͜ ̷̝̹̠͙̲͚̳ͫ̃̀̆͘͘C͇̳̗͖̹̠̙͛͋̓ͯ̿͌̿͑Ỏ̶̗̳͔͔͖̥̌͠M̸̡̲̭̯͓̩̟̤̮̂ͪ͞E̝̿ͪ͊̂̈̉͛̈̽Ș̴͉͐̉̋͛́!ͣ͆ͩ̂‌​̸̧͍̼̖͖̪̙ͤ̇ͩ̂ͥ ̠̗͔̯̓ͧ͢͡O̷̺̖ͬ̈́R͛͏̴͈͞ͅ ̶̧͕̜̬̋̀͗̄͗̓A͓̰̹ͦ͊ͦ͡T̥̝̱̱̣̱͂̇͊ͧ͘͠ ͇͍̪̟͉̱̭͇ͭ̅̊̏̃͟L̋̑̋͗ͥ̏̒҉̮̦̲̤̖̭ͅE̯̩̠̣̼͋̾͡A̴̱͚̞ͯ̽̑̐ͮ͗͛͠͝Ş̲̣͛̈ͫ͂Ţ̞͖̟̲̙̮̜̌͛̓̅ͨ̄́̅ ̬̭̹ͮ͛͗̏ͣͩ͘I̩̫͙͇̲ͬ͐̈́̓͜Tͭ̅̓̆͋̈́̉ͯͧ͏̜͙̤̹̫S̡̪̪̬͖͓̩͍̝ͨ̽ͅ ͚͕̻͊̿́̾̓̈̀́I̶̷̢͉̯̱̥͆̾M͖̠ͤ͐̑̑͛̎P̷̟͓͖̭͓̟̓̉̽̾̃͞L̨̺͖̱͙͕̺̓͌͂ͫ͐ͥͤ̏͟I̘̤͈̫̝͆̑ͣ͑̽́Ē̊̐̊̌̄‌​̷̵̟͉̗͇̦̅D̶̦̫̭̘̟̝̞ͭͬ͌ͦ͌̑̒͡!̵̶͈͔̹̻̞͎͓̳̀̆ͫ͋͊͛̏
 
with those people eating breakfast
 
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Q: What determines Technological Enlightenment rate?

Jorn VerneeI am trying to enlighten some primitive empire I have an observation post on: The rate is +0 Per Month (while it is probably 0.x per month since it still progresses). What determines this rate? And is there a way to speed it up?

 
I blame @TimStone for tonights nightmares.
 
that somehow do not notice the alien sized lump moving around his abdomen
 
user15026
3:42 PM
The fact that this is even a thing...i mean I am hoping it's meant to be a joke thing. If it isn't I have a whole other pile of words for it.
 
I am blameless, I even made you work to find it!
 
... Texas students and their teacher will not be punished for a video of them playing jump rope. With a cat's intestines.
 
@twobugs wat
 
@GodEmperorDune I don't even know
 
@Yuuki is this some sort of texas ritual?
 
3:43 PM
@TimStone You know that just makes people want to read it more.
 
They're claiming it was part of an anatomy lesson
 
> “This was not meant to be disrespectful or degrading,” Aubrey Chancellor, a district spokeswoman, told The Washington Post in a statement. “In fact, the students and the teacher are very upset it’s being portrayed that way.”
 
But like... we never played jumprope with animal parts when I was in biology!
 
Kids these days have all the fun.
 
you are fooling around with a dead body, how could it NOT be disrespectful?
 
3:44 PM
I fully buy that they had no "ill will" but like...
 
also, dissecting a cat is pretty fuct
talk about nightmare fuel for the kids
 
"It's just a cat"
"I'm just a sociopath"
 
@GodEmperorDune Not as far as I know, but I don't see a problem with it.
 
> “The idea of the lesson was to demonstrate the tensile strength of the organ,” she said. “However, we understand that best practices change over time, and we believe there is a more appropriate way to demonstrate the concept.”
i'm not even a cat person, but this is ....
 
user15026
@GodEmperorDune it's like...if someone did that with your intestines would you be like oh that's totes respectful?
 
3:46 PM
@GodEmperorDune Dissecting anything would be nightmare fuel for kids. So why don't we just not do dissecting anymore?
 
I mean, if it was dissecting a cat for a vet class I can get that
 
@Yuuki even better
 
Good lord, thank god none of you guys ran my school.
 
> PETA said in an email to mySA.com that it has suggested that the district use alternative methods to classroom dissection, such as computer games.
 
I'm not saying they should be punished, but that's not a good lesson plan
 
3:47 PM
Besides, I don't want to hear from PETA of all organizations about unnecessarily killing animals.
 
user15026
I get why dissecting is a thing in bio classes but I also get why people are massively uncomfortable with it.
 
Somehow the JerkShirt made me stumble upon this: thepoke.co.uk/2016/05/17/…
(SFW)
 
> MEN! Accentuate parts of your body you like e.g. good legs, to draw attention away from problem areas e.g. the things you do and say.
 
"We here at PETA abhor animal research and any animal products. Anyway, several of our higher ups are diabetic and they use insulin, but it's okay for us because we're The Good Guys"
 
@AshleyNunn Yeah. That's why all the schools in our district inform the students days beforehand and make sure they know that they don't have to participate in dissection studies.
 
3:48 PM
@GodEmperorDune hamstare
 
@twobugs they don't have vegan insulin yet?
 
As far as I know, nobody in Texas schools is forced to dissect animals.
 
@GodEmperorDune I think that's still in development
 
I don't have a problem with dissection, but that does strike me as weird to dissect a cat. Playing jump rope with the organs is extra weird and unneeded
 
user15026
3:50 PM
In my school it was fetal pigs, but it was optional.
 
> RISE & SHINE BUSY DADS! Saturday is your day. Ask your wife to babysit for a couple of hours so you can do the laundry. ‘Me time’.
(I actually do the laundry in my household)
 
I think my issue with the cat intestine thing has nothing to do with disrespect. It's just that flinging the intestine around in a fast arc which occasionally hits the ground seems a tiny bit unsanitary.
@GodEmperorDune Is it your "me time"?
 
@twobugs I can see why they did it. We complain all the time about classes being lecture-intensive and being focused on "telling" and not "showing".
 
@Sterno it used to be actually
go to the laundromat and watch netflix while everything was going on
 
@Sterno “I genuinely don’t have a problem with male politicians, as long as they are able to represent everyone, and not just men and men’s issues.”
 
3:53 PM
@Yuuki i like peta's idea of playing anatomy video games instead
 
I don't see a problem with this one
 
I (erroneously, perhaps) assumed most families with kids have their own washer/dryer
Otherwise, if getting out of the house, I can see it
 
lol though
 
@ChromeSlice It's because no one in the history of ever has said that about a male politician, because there isn't some innate assumption that a male politician will only care about male issues, but there often is such an assumption about female politicians. Hence, sexism.
 
@Sterno That may be the case if they live in a house. Families living in apartments likely don't have their own washer+dryer.
 
3:54 PM
Some days, I feel like being at work is "me time"
 
@Sterno Haven't a lot of people complained lately that men only care about other men?
 
@Sterno yeah we got an in-unit washer drier now so laundry is no longer "me time"
 
@Yuuki Absolutely, it's just that they picked a very strange way to illustrate it IMO
 
also lol at related story
 
@twobugs Strange, maybe, but I can see it being effective. And I have few complaints about strange teaching methods if they're effective.
 
3:56 PM
I mainly posted the link because the headline was so bizzare
It makes more sense in context
 
"If it were up to me, I'd have at least one man at every boardroom table. I love men. They are such facinating creatures." Sally, CEO
 
Sally can't spell
 
You, of all people, should not criticize Sallyphone
 
Does anyone know if there's a reason so many credit cards make you "activate" your cash back savings stuff other than "We hope you forget so that we make more money?"
 
who?
 
3:58 PM
@Sterno I've just been assuming that that's the reason
 
@Sterno a/B testing to figure out how they can make more money
 
@ChromeSlice I was joking since you have a long history of autocorrect with your phone and maybe Sally does too :P
 
aha
 
Although I assume the quote is fake since it seems to be a humor related twitter
 
@murgatroid99 Yeah, it's a combination of that and to entice you into shopping at the participating locations
 
3:58 PM
would have been 'farcical' then or something
 
That way everyone has the potential to win
 
or 'freemium'
 
They are such 'fart' creatures
That would be accurate, though
 
Time to claim $571 in cash-back rewards!
(by applying it to my cc balance :( )
 
The solution though is to get a card that gives you cash back all the time, and then extra cash back on activatable offers
 
3:59 PM
@twobugs ಠ_ಠ
 
@TimStone This does, but only 1% all the time
@Wipqozn That's because it's some weird Canadian holiday. No one cares about those.
 
@Sterno Ah, yeah. I get 1.75% back on my Visa, then 6%/3%/1% on my Amex
(groceries/gas/other)
 
@Wipqozn Have you played with SnapMap in DOOM yet?
 
I like snapmap.
Makes me almost miss DoomCAD.
 
4:07 PM
@Sterno No sir
 
> Doom is certainly a gorgeous-looking game - it has also, incidentally, made serious advances in what people will expect of 3D graphics in future
That's referring to the original Doom. Reading old reviews is funny!
 
Does this person agree to make his or her 2016 Census of Population Program information available in 2108 (92 years after census)?
Only if you select “Yes” will your responses be available to future generations and historical researchers, 92 years after the 2016 Census, in 2108.
huh. really?
 
> On the plus side, some of the lighting effects in the game are truly scary. Everyone at one time or another has described some videogame as scary - and as we all know, they're never scary to anyone with an IQ above, say, 12. Well, that's one generalisation that Doom shatters: walking through the computer centre with the lights flashing slowly and rhythmically, and turning to see one of those hideous pink beasts running behind you is a seriously intense videogame experience.
 
good morning bridge
 
@Sterno doom is still scary
 
4:11 PM
You guys are lucky that Britney Spears: American Dream is mobile only right now.
 
@Sterno Surely there must be some other terrible game you can gift us
I hear that Overwtch game is pretty terribl
 
Did you buy it yet? If not, why do you hate freedom and fun?
 
@Sterno I did
 
honestly, after seeing the Overwatch commercials on TV for the past week, I became less and less interested in it
 
@Wipqozn You'll regret making that joke when @Sterno actually finds a game named "Overwtch".
 
4:14 PM
Bought it the same day I bought doom
 
they are killing my buzz for it
 
Darkest Dungeon has town events now. Maybe I should go back to it
 
@Sterno Your mom's a town event
 
@Wipqozn How rude.
 
Wee! I am smashing Power BI to do some things it probably shouldn't.
 
4:18 PM
@Sterno This season has them fighting Gods sister, and teaming up with God. Wher are you even supposed to go from there?
Especialy when the show insists on always going bigger and badder every season
 
@Wipqozn God's parents. Duh.
 
@Wipqozn My bet is that they will eventually somehow replace/become God
 
Maybe in season 12 they'll finally kill their ratings.
 
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Q: How do I trigger the events surrounding Leonhard?

zaroseI've defeated three of the four Lords of Cinder, which is when I expected Leonhard to based on what I've read on the Fextralife wiki. However, he still hangs out at Firelink shrine encouraging me to invade all I like. Are there other prerequisites to cause him to leave Firelink Shrine? I have ...

 
@Wipqozn Wait, seriously? lol
 
4:27 PM
@TimStone It's fine, though. God is just some guy named Chuck.
I just hope they make Lucifer (with the original actor) main cast and follow him around instead of Sam and Dean. That would be quality television.
 
@TimStone Yes
@murgatroid99 there's literally nothing this show can do that would surprise me anymore
 
The Lucifer and Bobby show
 
Because they ran out of ideas 6 seasons ago
Season 6 was literally just "We have no idea what to do"
@Sterno I would watch that
 
They didn't run out of ideas. They ran out of good ideas.
 
@Sterno oh my mistake
 
4:32 PM
Idjit.
 
My idea of watching the show is to watch clips on youtube of the scenes which are decent
 
Proof Bobby is the best.
I've enjoyed this season more than the past, say, 4 seasons or so, though I couldn't really say why
Probably because they spend less time whining about how hard everything is
 
Hmm, Netflix launched its own speed test site?
Did we cover this?
Do I care?
Probably not, here it is
 
Just got back from a brisk lunchtime walk. Looking good on my step count for today
 
I haven't been wearing my FitBit this week because I could feel it judging me
 
4:37 PM
I'm shooting for an average of 10k steps a day. It's harder than it sounds since my commute is mostly driving
I'll still be running at a moderate pace for ~30ish minutes late to be fully caught up on steps
 
Knowing how few steps I get, it is definitely hard. And that's just what's recommended!
 
I think my team is doomed in the fitness contest my company is running, but I'm gunning for overall MVP!
 
@Sterno I'm not digging LuciferCass, though. I like Cass and I like Lucifer but watching Misha Collins do a Mark Pellegrino impression is kinda painful.
 
@twobugs is going for that Bastion PotG.
 
> Could not reach our servers to perform the test. You may not be connected to the internet
 
4:41 PM
@Yuuki Hey, that's rude. I'm going for overall MVP of the whole company :P
 
Stupid work firewall
 
Haha I bet their servers are Netflix
 
I'm ramping up, my overall goal is 100 miles logged in a single week (approximating 2000 steps as 1 mile and 15minutes of weightlifting as 1 mile)
 
ISPs optimize/prioritize http://SpeedTest.net traffic, this is a clever way to make them prioritize Netflix lol https://twitter.com/WinObs/status/732974294033141760
 
Heh
"what do you mean I only get 500 kbps" "uh where are you speedtesting"
 
4:43 PM
@Wipqozn I thought you were making stuff up until I went on the wiki.
Are they... are they going full Gnosticism?
 
@Yuuki I'm not sure what that word means, but yes
 
@KutuluMike Agreed.
 
oh, do you guys still watch it on a regular basis?
I just read about it on wikipedia and watch clips on youtube now
 
@Wipqozn Basically, "God" is not God and a bunch of other stuff.
 
Supernatural just sounds so silly
Didn't they make an anime?
 
4:46 PM
 
@fredley NO
Reagan was such an asshole and we're still recovering from all the damage he did
 
@twobugs BAN PRE-GRATED CHEESE
MAKE AMERICA GRATE AGAIN
2
 
that was offensively bad
 
The worst part is people wanted Reagan to be added to Mount Rushmore
 
I hope you're proud of yourself
Because @Wipqozn probably is
 
4:48 PM
Which is, no. Absolutely not.
 
REPLACE MANHOLE COVERS WITH IRON BARS
MAKE AMERICA GRATE AGAIN
 
STORE EVERYTHING IN WOODEN CONTAINERS
MAKE AMERICA CRATE AGAIN
 
PENALIZE PLASTIC SPINNERS
MAKE AMERICA BAIT AGAIN
 
@Unionhawk I am
@fredley Excellent.
@Unionhawk IS @fredley grating on your nerves?
 
RELEASE A POLICE ACADEMY SEQUEL
MAKE AMERICA THWAIT AGAIN
 
4:52 PM
CRIMINALIZE ALARM CLOCKS
MAKE AMERICA LATE AGAIN
 
ENLARGE TSA LINES
 
DID YOU FILL OUT YOUR TPS REPORTS?
 
MAKE AMERICA WAIT AGAIN
 
MAKE AMERICA TATE AGAIN
As mods we should really be able to reorder those messages.
 
ENACT RACIST POLICIES
MAKE AMERICA HATE AGAIN
 
4:53 PM
Hey, that one sounds like it could really work for him!
 
@fredley Again?
You mean... we stopped?
 
ELECT HUGELY UNPOPULAR CANDIDATE
MAKE AMERICA IRATE AGAIN
 
INVEST IN RAILROAD INFRASTRUCTURE
MAKE AMERICA FREIGHT AGAIN
 
PROMOTE BIRTH CONTROL AND FREE LOVE
MAKE AMERICA MATE AGAIN
 
4:55 PM
BAN BIRTH CONTROL AND ABORTION
MAKE AMERICA GESTATE AGAIN
 
Okay we're going off the rails here
 
EMBRACE THE MIDDLE EAST
MAKE AMERICA KUWAIT AGAIN
 
1 min ago, by Yuuki
MAKE AMERICA FREIGHT AGAIN
 
RETROACTIVELY CHANGE THE DATE OF THE SIGNING OF THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE TO 2008
MAKE AMERICA EIGHT AGAIN
 
CAUSE ANOTHER SCANDAL
MAKE AMERICA -GATE AGAIN
 
4:56 PM
FREE STATE-PROVIDED COUPLES COUNCILLING
MAKE AMERICA DATE AGAIN
 
My friends are dumb
 
I can come up with another but I don't think it's too accurate to really be funny
 
> FREE STATE-PROVIDED DIVORCE LAYWERS
FTFY
 
So, 363 days ago I filled a form on a reddit AMA for a chance to get a postcard from a team that is driving around the world...
 
4:58 PM
 
REPEAL CIVIL RIGHTS
MAKE AMERICA SLAVE STATE AGAIN
 
#SNAPHOTOSHOPMASTER
 
@Dragonrage no
 
google io streaming links anywhere?
 
no
 

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