Wut

According to this data, The Workplace has literally two unanswered questions.

It's got 99.98% answer rate.

Wow. And, both were asked very recently.

Yeah.

That's insane.

SO is down.

*SE

CR is down so bad I didn't even get the 404 screen :(

Same here.

Just a text snippet about it being their fault.

Yep.

> We apologize for any inconvenience, but an unexpected error occurred while you were browsing our site. It’s not you, it’s us. This is our fault. Detailed information about this error has automatically been recorded and we have been notified.

Good job @EBrown

@nhgrif Thanks. :)

I broke SE.

Funny thing is, my last API query happened over an hour ago.

But that's alright, I'll take the blame.

Literally every SE site is down right now.

I think that makes me the master of crippling data services.

Inb4 all my IP's get blacklisted from SE permanently.

So, SEDE is up, Chat is up.

@EBrown Yeah, they were read only for a bit but then they went down

@quartata That's interesting.

I wonder what the SQL issue is.

Ah, I have a general Error page on Code Review now (not that black/white one).

actual error message

Ah yes, I've seen that one before.

Code Review is back in Read Only mode.

Looks like all sites are back in read-only

Yeah.

Only 15 minutes for a full SQL outage, not bad.

Downtime doesn't stop @Jamal: stackoverflow.com/posts/35834450/revisions