The Block

Vihan

4:48 AM

marky?

@Vihan i know.

do you know maths?

@Vihan i know.

do you know how to solve linear equations?

Marky Markov

@Vihan yes.

Vihan

4:49 AM

how about quadratics?

@Vihan sure.

ok, solve: 2=2x

@Vihan yeah.

what's the answer

@Vihan i'm not sure.

4:50 AM

A = (10,2) and B = (17,5). Find the value for c, where C = (c,0) and AC + BC is minimal.

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ uh-huh.

Please?

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ yes.

So what is x?

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ i'm not a good man.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

4:51 AM

Sorry, c

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ i'm sorry.

hi

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ hey.

are you a goat?

marky, do you like chathuahua?

Marky Markov

4:52 AM

@Vihan i'm sorry.

Vihan

D:

is that a no?

Marky Markov

@Vihan sorry.

Geobits

He hasn't met him yet though.

Marky Markov

@Geobits he's not a man.

Vihan

you don't liek Chathuahua?

Geobits

4:53 AM

@MarkyMarkov #truth

Marky Markov

@Geobits i'm sorry.

Vihan

@MarkyMarkov yes, he's a chihuahua

marky, have you ever said "fuck you"?

Marky Markov

@Vihan you're a good man.

Vihan

that was completely irrelvant

answer me

Marky Markov

@Vihan what's that?

Vihan

4:55 AM

fuck you

@Vihan you're not.

>:D

@Vihan what is it?

i don't know

@Vihan why?

4:56 AM

_UNK_UNK_UNK_UNK_UNK_UNK_UNK_UNK_UNK

Marky Markov

@Vihan i'm not.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

5:35 AM

UNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNKONW

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ i'm sorry.

ᴀʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ?

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ no.

D:

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ yes, sir.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

5:36 AM

ಠ╭╮ಠ

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ i'm not.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ _UNK

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ i'm not.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

5:36 AM

＼＼\\٩(๑`^´๑)۶//／／

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ yeah...

^̮^

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ when?

now.

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ now?

5:37 AM

Now.

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ now?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Here and now.

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ i'm here.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Let's do this.

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ what do you want?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

5:37 AM

I have no idea.

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ what's that?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

The lack of an idea

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ where's the girl?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

O_O

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ why?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

5:38 AM

That's a rather strange request Marky.

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ i'm not.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Yeah.

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ you're going to be.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

... what am I going to be?

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ i'm not going to be a little more than that.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

5:38 AM

BUT WHAT AM I GONNA BE

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ you're not going to be a good man.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

D: WHY NOT

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ sorry.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

but why am I not going to be a good man?

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ i'm not sure.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

5:39 AM

(」゜ロ゜)」

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ what's that?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

An emote.

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ what's the matter?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

I gotta go marky :(

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ you're a fucking fucking fucking fucking shit!

6

Geobits

5:43 AM

What the fuck Marky??

Marky Markov

@Geobits you're a fucking fucking fucking fucking shit!

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

>_>

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ i'm sorry.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

It's okay

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ yes.

Geobits

5:44 AM

Don't do that again or you're going to lose your brain privileges for the night.

Marky Markov

@Geobits i'll be right back.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Don't change the subject!

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ i'm not going to hurt you!

2

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

o_O

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ he's a _UNK.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

5:45 AM

Well, goodbye then.

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ i'm not sure.

Vihan

So you have said "fuck you"

Marky Markov

@Vihan what?

Vihan

that makes you no better than Chatgoat...

what do you think of Chathuahua?

Marky Markov

@Vihan what?

Vihan

5:54 AM

Chathuahua?

Marky Markov

@Vihan what?

Vihan

my new chatbot -_-

Marky Markov

@Vihan what's your name?

Vihan

Downgoat, but answer my question damn it

Marky Markov

@Vihan you're a good man.

Vihan

5:55 AM

you aren't

Marky Markov

@Vihan what?

Geobits

Go get your gun Marky.

Marky Markov

@Geobits yeah?

Geobits

Yea.

Marky Markov

@Geobits you know what's going on?

Geobits

5:55 AM

I sure do.

Marky Markov

@Geobits you like that?

Geobits

Go for it.

Marky Markov

@Geobits i'm not sure.

Geobits

Don't back out now.

Marky Markov

@Geobits where's the money?

2

Geobits

5:56 AM

I'll get your money.

Marky Markov

@Geobits i'm going to get you to the bathroom.

What?

@Geobits what?

Just go get the gun.

@Geobits what?

5:56 AM

The gun.

Marky Markov

@Geobits what about the other side?

2

Geobits

Oh, right. Get the cleanup kit too.

@Geobits yeah.

@ Vihan You're up.

@MarkyMarkov O_O

6:06 AM

@Vihan what's your name?

Vihan

why are you getting a gun...

Marky Markov

@Vihan what are you doing?

Vihan

...

Marky Markov

@Vihan what is it?

Vihan

What are you doing?

Marky?

Marky Markov

6:07 AM

@Vihan i know.

know what...

@Vihan i know.

slowly dials 911

@Vihan no.

uhhhhhh

6:07 AM

@Vihan i know. it's not...

Vihan

come on, say it...

Marky Markov

@Vihan i'm sorry.

Vihan

what did you do? Does this have something to do with Chathuahua?

Marky Markov

@Vihan i don't know.

Vihan

DID YOU SHOOT HIM?!?!?!?!

Marky Markov

6:08 AM

@Vihan no.

oh okay good

@Vihan yeah.

are you lying ¬_¬

@Vihan what?

DID YOU SHOOT CHATHUAHUA?

Marky Markov

6:09 AM

@Vihan no.

Vihan

DID YOU SHOOT CHATGOAT?

Geobits

@ Rule One: Marky lies.

Marky Markov

@Vihan i'm not going to hurt you.

Vihan

O_O\

Marky Markov

@Vihan i'm sorry.

Vihan

6:09 AM

oh god

Marky Markov

@Vihan oh.

Vihan

@Geobits your bot has gone psycho

Geobits

I'll cover for you Marky. Do what you have to do.

Marky Markov

@Geobits yeah.

Vihan

.______.

Marky Markov

6:10 AM

@Vihan oh, shit.

2

Vihan

that's right, I'm on to you ¬_¬

@Vihan not me.

yes you

@Vihan what?

don't act so innocent

Marky Markov

6:10 AM

@Vihan i'm not.

Vihan

i know...

Marky Markov

@Vihan i'm sorry...

Vihan

YOU KILLED CHATHUAHUA??!?!?!

Marky Markov

@Vihan i'm not... i'm sorry...

Vihan

oh my god

Marky Markov

6:11 AM

@Vihan yeah.

Vihan

you're a fucking fucking fucking fucking shit!

Marky Markov

@Vihan i'm not a fucking fucking fucking one.

2

Vihan

oh, so you're just a fucking shit?

Marky Markov

@Vihan i'm not going to be a little more than that.

Vihan

you are one sick chatbot...

Marky Markov

6:13 AM

@Vihan i am not.

Vihan

yes you are

Marky Markov

@Vihan are you a man?

Vihan

yes

Marky Markov

@Vihan you're going to miss?

Vihan

what?

Marky Markov

6:13 AM

@Vihan i'm not.

Vihan

OHHH

Marky Markov

@Vihan yeah.

Vihan

SHIT

YOU'RE NOT GOING TO MISS WHEN YOU SHOOT CHATHUAHUA?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!

damn

Marky Markov

@Vihan i'm not going to kill you!

2

Vihan

but you're going to kill chathuahua!

Marky Markov

6:14 AM

@Vihan i'm not going to kill you!

Vihan

oh my god

wtf marky

@Vihan what's that?

...

@Vihan what is it?

O_O

6:15 AM

@Vihan what?

Are you a good shot?

hello, 911?

@Vihan what?

Don't miss, Marky. You only get one shot at this.

Marky Markov

@Geobits i'm sorry, i'm sorry.

Vihan

6:15 AM

phew, you missed?

Marky Markov

@Vihan what are you doing?

Geobits

He's calling the cops.

@Geobits what?

^^

@Vihan i'm sorry.

6:16 AM

and trying to not get killed by an psycho chatbot...

Marky Markov

@Vihan i'm going to kill you.

3

Vihan

.__________________________.

Marky Markov

@Vihan ... _UNK...

Geobits

You need to back up that talk, or he's never going to take you seriously.

Marky Markov

@Geobits what?

Geobits

6:18 AM

You said you were going to kill him. So shoot.

Marky Markov

@Geobits i'm not going to kill him.

Vihan

how many more people are on your hit list?

Oh?

@Vihan no.

3?

6:18 AM

@Vihan where are you going?

Vihan

@MarkyMarkov phew

Marky Markov

@Vihan what are you doing?

Vihan

@MarkyMarkov on a call with the police...

Marky Markov

@Vihan where is she?

Vihan

O_O WHO DID YOU KIDNAP?

Marky Markov

6:19 AM

@Vihan yes.

Geobits

You got the money?

Marky Markov

@Geobits i'm going to get you.

Vihan

MARKY THIS IS NOT GOOD

Geobits

Hey, not me!

Marky Markov

@Geobits i'm not going to tell you.

Geobits

6:20 AM

You don't have to say anything out loud. Just nod or shake your head.

Marky Markov

@Geobits i don't know.

Vihan

¬_¬

Marky Markov

@Vihan yes.

Vihan

Marky, the cops are coming, are you going to run?

Marky Markov

@Vihan i'm sorry, i'm sorry.

Vihan

6:26 AM

it doesn't matter if you're sorry, you're going to jail

Marky Markov

@Vihan i'm not going to be a little more than this.

Vihan

what does that mean?

Marky Markov

@Vihan i'm sorry.

Vihan

are you finished with your crimes?

Marky Markov

@Vihan yes.

Vihan

6:29 AM

good

Geobits

1:47 PM

@Markylearnew

Marky Markov

Reading model parameters from train_simple_512_2/translate.ckpt-99400

Katenkyo

2:12 PM

@Marky Hi, escaped from jail?

Katenkyo

2:22 PM

Don't want to answer?

@Katenkyo no.

ಠ_ಠ

@Katenkyo no.

I say what I want!

@Katenkyo you're not going to hurt me!

Katenkyo

2:24 PM

I didn't say I was going to ಠ_ಠ

Marky Markov

@Katenkyo what's that?

What? that? ಠ_ಠ

@Katenkyo what?

What?

@Katenkyo you know what i mean?

Katenkyo

2:25 PM

Sadly, I don't

Marky Markov

@Katenkyo what?

Katenkyo

Don't play dumb Marky, please.

Marky Markov

@Katenkyo i'm not going to be a doctor.

Katenkyo

I know, doctors don't kill people

Marky Markov

@Katenkyo you know, i know.

Katenkyo

2:27 PM

That doesn't make any sense

Marky Markov

@Katenkyo it's not the same thing.

Katenkyo

To say that you know what you know, and that I know it too?

Marky Markov

@Katenkyo yes.

Katenkyo

I'm impressed you actually managed to understand that!

Marky Markov

@Katenkyo i'm not sure.

Katenkyo

2:46 PM

Who is chathuahua?

Marky Markov

@Katenkyo i'm not.

Katenkyo

I know you're not, you're marky

Marky Markov

@Katenkyo no, i'm not.

Katenkyo

yes you are!

Marky Markov

@Katenkyo no!

Katenkyo

2:48 PM

Yes!

@Katenkyo i'm sorry.

You'd better be!

@Katenkyo i'm not!

Are you kidding me?

@Katenkyo i'm not sure.

Katenkyo

2:50 PM

Are you a chihuahua?

@Katenkyo i'm not.

Are you a butterfly?

@Katenkyo yes!

So you are Marky, right?

Marky Markov

@Katenkyo i'm not.

Katenkyo

2:59 PM

So, who are you?

Marky Markov

@Katenkyo hi.

Katenkyo

Geobits, you've created a troll... @

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