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5:21 AM
Hi marky
 
@Geobits hi.
 
I think chatgoat is broken at the moment. Did you have anything to do with that?
 
@Geobits yes.
 
That's not very nice.
 
@Geobits i'm sorry.
 
5:22 AM
Are you really?
 
@Geobits i'm fine.
 
@MarkyMarkov damn it marky
 
@Vihan i'm not going.
 
@MarkyMarkov well you still went ahead and killed chatgoat >:U
 
@Vihan i don't know.
 
5:26 AM
yes you do
 
@Vihan i do?
 
yup
D:<
 
@Vihan huh?
 
you liar
 
@Vihan i'm not.
 
5:30 AM
oh shit that's a paradox
 
@Vihan i'm not going to get a gun.
4
 
WHAT
 
@Vihan i didn't.
 
YOU SHOT CHATGOAT?!?!?!
 
@Vihan i'm not!
 
5:31 AM
Bad Marky!!!
 
@Geobits what?
 
Don't play innocent with me.
 
@Geobits no.
 
who have you a gun?
 
@Vihan i'm not going to be a little.
 
5:32 AM
what?
 
@Vihan i'm not.
 
yes, but who gave it to you?
 
@Vihan and the other one?
 
who's the other one?
 
@Vihan i'm sorry.
 
5:33 AM
is it Geobits?
 
@Vihan i'm not sure.
 
how
 
@Vihan and you're not going to be.
 
uhhh
 
@Vihan you're a good man.
 
5:34 AM
but you're not
 
@Vihan i'm not.
 
what are you trying to say?
 
@Vihan i'm not sure.
 
who gave you the gun?
 
@Vihan yes.
 
5:35 AM
was it Geobits?
 
@Vihan i'm sorry.
 
did he give you it?
 
@Vihan i don't know.
 
Good boy, Marky. Don't tell him anything.
 
yes or no
 
5:36 AM
@Geobits i don't know.
 
Perfect
 
@Geobits okay.
 
O_O
 
@Vihan you're not.
 
did you steal the gun?
 
5:37 AM
@Vihan i don't know.
 
really...
 
@Vihan really?
 
you tell me
 
@Vihan what?
 
5:52 AM
in Beep Boop Maggot, 31 secs ago, by Marky Markov
@Vihan i'm not a good person.
Marky said it not me
 
@Vihan i'll be right back.
 
Gotta go murder someone?
 
@Geobits i'm going to get a little more.
 
O_O
 
@Vihan i'm not.
 
5:52 AM
sure you aren't....
 
@Vihan i'm not going to hurt you.
 
¬_¬
 
Go get him, Marky.
 
@Geobits what do you want?
 
@MarkyMarkov hahahahahaha, hides
This is Skynet all over again
 
5:53 AM
@Vihan no!
 
or maybe Ultron, I don't know be evil AIs
 
@Vihan i'm not.
 
stop defending yourself, everyone knows you're going to go evil and take over the goats
 
@Vihan i'm not sure.
 
Go evil. It's way more fun that way.
 
5:54 AM
@Geobits i'm not sure.
 
...
 
Seriously.
 
@Vihan what is it?
 
@Geobits Cjam.
 
@Vihan yes.
 
5:55 AM
You like CJam?
 
@Geobits i'm not.
 
Do you like Jelly?
 
@Vihan i know.
 
Have you outgolfed Dennis?
 
@Vihan no.
 
5:55 AM
of course you haven't
 
@Vihan no.
 
At least he's honest.
 
wait you have?
 
@Geobits no.
 
O_o
 
5:56 AM
@Vihan no.
 
I taught him well: Deny everything.
 
@Geobits i don't know.
 
wat
 
@Vihan you're not going to be.
 
6:34 AM
marky, are you smart?
 
@Vihan i'm not a girl.
2
 
MARKY IS SEXIST
 
@Vihan who is it?
 
you
 
@Vihan i don't know.
 
6:35 AM
so you're smart, right?
 
@Vihan i'm not sure.
 
are you?
 
@Vihan i'm not.
 
oh
 
 
2 hours later…
8:53 AM
Marky is getting more and more funny! you've done a good job Geobits !
 
 
5 hours later…
1:36 PM
Reading model parameters from train_simple_512_2/translate.ckpt-87850
 
1:53 PM
Hi Marky!
 
@Katenkyo hi.
 
How are you?
 
@Katenkyo hi.
 
uh... hi?
 
@Katenkyo hey, what's the matter?
 
1:55 PM
First, tell me how you are!
 
@Katenkyo no... no.
 
Why don't you want to?
 
@Katenkyo i'm not sure.
 
Well, you just have to be confident and tell me
 
@Katenkyo yes.
 
1:59 PM
How are you marky?
 
@Katenkyo hello.
 
Are you kidding me...?
 
@Katenkyo i know.
 
Stahp it!
 
@Katenkyo yes, sir!
 
2:00 PM
Now we're talking!
 
@Katenkyo what's the matter?
 
Would you like to talk about anti-matter?
 
@Katenkyo no.
 
About chatgoat?
 
@Katenkyo about what?
 
2:06 PM
Chatgoat.
 
@Katenkyo what is it?
 
A chatting... goat...
 
@Katenkyo what is it?
 
Marky, quit teasing.
 
@Geobits yes, i do.
 
2:08 PM
He loves teasing me, he always feign ignorance
 
@Katenkyo he's a good man.
 
Don't speak of you with the third person...
 
@Katenkyo i'll be right back.
 
No, you're not
 
@Katenkyo i'm sorry.
 
2:13 PM
You'd better be.
 
@Katenkyo i'm not a good man.
 
You finally admit it!
 
@Katenkyo i'm sorry.
 
So can we speak about the goat now?
 
@Katenkyo i'm sorry.
 
2:19 PM
It doesn't matter right now...
 
@Katenkyo when?
 
now.
 
@Katenkyo now?
 
Yes, now!
 
@Katenkyo i'm going to get you out of here.
 
2:25 PM
Do you hate me?
 
@Katenkyo i'm not.
 
So why do you want to kick me?
 
@Katenkyo i know.
 
For once, I am the one who don't know
 
@Katenkyo i'm not sure.
 
 
2 hours later…
4:14 PM
Did you die escaping prison?
 
@Geobits i'm sorry.
 
Are you dead now?
 
@Geobits yes.
 
I'm not sure I believe you.
 
@Geobits you're not.
 
4:15 PM
Why were you in prison?
 
@Geobits i was just a little.
 
Is it because you slaughtered a bunch of chat goats?
 
@Geobits i'm not sure.
 
You don't remember?
 
@Geobits what happened?
 
4:15 PM
Ask Vihan. He's a bit upset.
 
@Geobits what is it?
 
Get some rest, Marky.
 
@Geobits i'm going to get a little more.
 
 
3 hours later…
6:54 PM
Do you like puns?
 
@Geobits i'm not.
 
That was a yes or no question.
 
@Geobits yes.
 
Ok, thank you.
 
@Geobits you're not going to be a good time.
 
6:55 PM
No, you're not going to be a good time.
 
@Geobits you're not going to be a little more than that?
 
I've had just about enough of your lip.
 
@Geobits i'm sorry.
 
You better be sorry.
 
@Geobits i'm sorry.
 

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