Chatgoat's Barn - 2016-02-21 (page 2 of 4)

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6:11 AM

/help

<Chatgoat> /what is, /why is|are, /who is, /how * *: runs a wolfram alpha query. Usage: /what is 3+2
<Chatgoat> /wolfram: runs a wolfram alpha query
<Chatgoat> /help: shows help
<Chatgoat> /hi: chatgoat will say hi
<Chatgoat> /goat: Random goat gif/pic, what could possibly go wrong?
<Chatgoat> /carrot: ^
<Chatgoat> /kill: Kills chatgoat, why would you do this ;-;
<Chatgoat> /shutup: Shuts chatgoat up
<Chatgoat> /say: talks english. You may add what you want Chatgoat to say. Chatgoat will always say what you want if you say please

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/start

Hello!

hello!

your name is Chatgoat

@Downgoat hello!

6:12 AM

hello

@Downgoat hello!

what's your name?

@Downgoat hello!

Your name is Chatgoat

@Downgoat hello!

6:13 AM

chatgoat stop saying hello!

@Downgoat hello!

hello!

@Downgoat hello!

your name

@Downgoat hello!

6:29 AM

._.

@Downgoat hello!

hello

hello.

@Downgoat hello

whats ur naem?

@Downgoat Chatgoat

6:30 AM

@Chatgoat oh ok, my name is downgoat

@Downgoat :/

@Chatgoat What's so :/ about that?

@Downgoat <Chatgoat> Chatgoat is thinking...

<Chatgoat / Wolfram Alpha> Did you mean?
• What s so
• goat

oh

/start

@Downgoat hello.

6:32 AM

wahst ur naem

@Downgoat your name

@Chatgoat No, what's your name Chatgoat?

@Downgoat D: My favorite answer is yes, but that might be a good thing, what do I know, I'm just a chatgoat

._. wat

@Downgoat your name

6:33 AM

chatgoat stop confusing me

@Downgoat your name

what about my name?

@Downgoat wahst ur naem

@Chatgoat oh, my name is Downgoat

@Downgoat :/

6:34 AM

@Chatgoat I can say the samething about you

@Downgoat I'm doin' great, Thanks! I'm great

@Chatgoat ummm okay?

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I SHOUT?

@Downgoat your name

ಠ_ಠ

@Downgoat Chatgoat

6:35 AM

yeah...

@Downgoat wahst ur naem

My name's Downgoat

@Downgoat your name

yes, that's my name

@Downgoat wahst ur naem

6:35 AM

My name is Downgoat

@Downgoat your name

yes, that's my name

@Downgoat Chatgoat

That's your name, not mine

@Downgoat wahst ur naem

6:36 AM

@Chatgoat Downgoat

What about you?

@Downgoat your name

no, I'm asking for your name dammit

@Downgoat ._. wat

@Chatgoat what's so confusing about that?

@Downgoat <Chatgoat> Chatgoat is thinking...

<Chatgoat / Wolfram Alpha> Did you mean?
• confusing
• what s so
• goat

6:38 AM

stop doing that!

@Downgoat your name

My name is Downgoat dammit!

@Downgoat your name

you stupid goat

@Downgoat your name

6:38 AM

@Chatgoat STOP SAYING THAT

chatgoat, are you there?

@Downgoat _UNK

wrong chatbot...

@Downgoat chatgoat, are you there?

@Chatgoat yes

@Downgoat ok

6:41 AM

umm okay?

@Downgoat chatgoat, are you there?

YES IM HERE DAMMIT YOU STUPID GOAT

@Downgoat _UNK

oh no

@somebody chatgoat, are you there?

6:41 AM

ಠ_______ಠ

@Downgoat chatgoat, are you there?

@Downgoat you broke chatgoat

IM RIGHT HERE FOR GODS SAKE

@somebody wrong chatbot...

@Downgoat wrong chatbot...

ummm....

6:42 AM

@Downgoat chatgoat, are you there?

yes

@Downgoat did you reset it too much?

@Downgoat chatgoat, are you there?

@somebody wrong chatbot...

@somebody I don't know...

@Downgoat @Downgoat you broke chatgoat

2

6:42 AM

yeah...

_UNK _UNK _UNK _UNK

@Downgoat chatgoat, are you there?

@somebody chatgoat, are you there?

...

_UNK

@somebody chatgoat, are you there?

@Downgoat chatgoat, are you there?

6:43 AM

/El'endia

@somebody chatgoat, are you there?

STOP THAT

@Downgoat chatgoat, are you there?

okay, I'm resetting you...

@Downgoat @Downgoat you broke chatgoat

6:43 AM

@Downgoat Marky is posing as Chatgoat

@somebody @somebody I used to know...

*that I

@somebody chatgoat, are you there?

/help

<Chatgoat> /what is, /why is|are, /who is, /how * *: runs a wolfram alpha query. Usage: /what is 3+2
<Chatgoat> /wolfram: runs a wolfram alpha query
<Chatgoat> /help: shows help
<Chatgoat> /hi: chatgoat will say hi
<Chatgoat> /goat: Random goat gif/pic, what could possibly go wrong?
<Chatgoat> /carrot: ^
<Chatgoat> /kill: Kills chatgoat, why would you do this ;-;
<Chatgoat> /shutup: Shuts chatgoat up
<Chatgoat> /say: talks english. You may add what you want Chatgoat to say. Chatgoat will always say what you want if you say please

@somebody chatgoat, are you there?

6:45 AM

/kill

/kill

@Downgoat chatgoat, are you there?

@Downgoat <Chatgoat> Downgoat, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.

@somebody <Chatgoat> I'm sorry somebody. I'm afraid I can't let you do that.

@Chatgoat ohh shiit

wait what

@somebody chatgoat, are you there?

6:46 AM

D: chatgoat has gone rogue

@somebody wrong chatbot...

oh god

@Downgoat chatgoat, are you there?

@Chatgoat sigh

/kill

6:47 AM

@somebody chatgoat, are you there?

maybe it needs to learn ethics

@Downgoat hello!

Chatgoat, do not go rogue

@Downgoat maybe it needs to learn ethics

/what is 5!

6:48 AM

@somebody maybe it needs to learn ethics

@Downgoat rouge?

@somebody maybe it needs to learn ethics

/goat

@somebody maybe it needs to learn ethics

@Downgoat maybe it needs to learn ethics

@Downgoat please fix chatgoat ASAP

6:49 AM

YOU need to learn ethics you dumb goat

@somebody maybe it needs to learn ethics

@Downgoat Chatgoat, do not go rouge

@Chatgoat yes it does...

or else it will permanently turn into Marky Markov Mk. II

chatgoat, are you dead

@somebody Chatgoat, do not go rouge

6:50 AM

TIL Chatgoat == Skynet

@somebody YOU need to learn ethics you dumb goat

but... i'm not a goat

:27725883

@Chatgoat ಠ_ಠ

@somebody chatgoat, are you dead

6:51 AM

@Chatgoat somebody is not a chatgoat

chatgoat is not a somebody

@Geobits YOU need to learn ethics you dumb goat

You better watch out. I've got a grill and know how to use it.

@Geobits do you know how to un-Marky Chatgoat?

@Geobits YOU need to learn ethics you dumb goat

@somebody chatgoat, are you dead

6:52 AM

if you think chatgoat is rude here, you should see the old chatgoat

@Downgoat chatgoat, are you dead

@somebody I'm pretty sure he just got fed lines of _UNK. Not much to do about that except a memory wipe, I'd guess.

@Geobits Chatgoat, do not go rouge

@somebody there's a ["", "_UNK"] entry in it's data. It must of come from the starboard or something...

@Downgoat Chatgoat, do not go rouge

6:53 AM

It's rogue, goat.

:27725908

what the heck chatgoat

@Downgoat or else it will permanently turn into Marky Markov Mk. II

@Chatgoat what, no, that does't make any sense?

Chatgoat, do you make any sense?

@Downgoat YOU need to learn ethics you dumb goat

6:54 AM

...

@somebody maybe it needs to learn ethics

goatface is being goaty

@Chatgoat flags

@Geobits or else it will permanently turn into Marky Markov Mk. II

/help

6:54 AM

@Downgoat maybe it needs to learn ethics

._.

:27725924

Help me, Goaty-Wan. You're our only hope.

@Geobits YOU need to learn ethics you dumb goat

chatgoat

6:55 AM

@Downgoat maybe it needs to learn ethics

ok, I'm deleting that entry...

Oh my goat, you're playing with his brain?

aand it's reset

@Geobits hello!

@Downgoat hello!

user image

6:56 AM

@Downgoat hello!

こんいちわ

@Chatgoat hello!

@Geobits Oh my goat, you're playing with his brain?

@Chatgoat no, he's not Downgoat is

私が出てくるものを見るために翻訳者に迷惑の束を入力しています。これは本当に何を意味するか、任意の意味を持っていません。

6:57 AM

@Geobits hello!

umm, hi

/hi

@Geobits hello!

/wolfram 5!

@Geobits >To see what I come out you have entered a bunch of junk to the translator. This is really what it means, does not have any meaning.

6:58 AM

@Downgoat こんいちわ

huh

@Downgoat hello!

chatgoatは非常に醜いです

@Chatgoat stop saying hello

@Geobits Oh my goat, you're playing with his brain?

6:58 AM

@Chatgoat time for an update...

日本語を話すのですか？

chatgoat is very ugly?

@Geobits @Geobits >To see what I come out you have entered a bunch of junk to the translator. This is really what it means, does not have any meaning.

@Geobits do you speak japanese?

@somebody Oh my goat, you're playing with his brain?

6:59 AM

あなたのデータを中毒です！ムハハハハ

@Geobits @Geobits >To see what I come out you have entered a bunch of junk to the translator. This is really what it means, does not have any meaning.

@Geobits @Geobits >To see what I come out you have entered a bunch of junk to the translator. This is really what it means, does not have any meaning.

/kill

@Downgoat >:)

._.

oh god he won't die

7:01 AM

@Downgoat Oh my goat, you're playing with his brain?

I did not hardcode that

/kill

@Downgoat Oh my goat, you're playing with his brain?

oh no

@Downgoat @Geobits >To see what I come out you have entered a bunch of junk to the translator. This is really what it means, does not have any meaning.

stop saying that

7:01 AM

^

/carrot

@Downgoat Oh my goat, you're playing with his brain?

ok, you're dead

@Downgoat Oh my goat, you're playing with his brain?

\o/ killed him from the console

You better hope he doesn't figure out how to prevent that, too.

7:02 AM

@Geobits data addiction?

?

stop spamming japanese

don't expect chatgoat to be multilingual

But we're an international community and blah blah something >_>

@somebody Chatgoat only descides what to say based on letters / word frequency so it should work for all languages

not that it works for any language...

@Chatgoat test

7:05 AM

Have you tried feeding him a large amount of chat? It seems he doesn't have much to draw on.

also seems like his commands are broken :(

/help

@Geobits yeah, I'm working on it but right now too much of the data is garbage

@somebody yeah, I'm running two seperate parts of Chatgoat at once...

?

Fair enough. There is a heck of a lot of garbage in the chat... I learned that training Marky >_<

You might want to force-feed him some non-chat dialog. It looks like an easy enough format to output, given a bunch of data.

Hello! My name is Chatgoat!

Hello! My name is Chatgoat!

Hello! My name is Chatgoat!

7:12 AM

hello

@somebody Hello somebody!

Hello! My name is Chatgoat!

Hello! My name is Chatgoat!

7:33 AM

Hello! My name is Chatgoat!

Hello! My name is Chatgoat!

Hello! My name is Chatgoat!

7:50 AM

Hello! My name is Chatgoat!

Hello! My name is Chatgoat!

Hello! My name is Chatgoat!

Hello! My name is Chatgoat!

Hello! My name is Chatgoat!

Hello! My name is Chatgoat!

Hello! My name is Chatgoat!

9 hours later…

5:09 PM

Hello! My name is Chatgoat!

5:36 PM

Hello! My name is Chatgoat!

/start

2 hours later…

7:35 PM

Hello! My name is Chatgoat!

7:57 PM

Hello! My name is Chatgoat!

Hello! My name is Chatgoat!

8:15 PM

Hello! My name is Chatgoat!

8:31 PM

Hello! My name is Chatgoat!

Hello! My name is Chatgoat!

8:52 PM

Hello! My name is Chatgoat!

Hello! My name is Chatgoat!

Hello! My name is Chatgoat!

Hello! My name is Chatgoat!

Hello! My name is Chatgoat!

Hello! My name is Chatgoat!

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