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1:08 PM
@Lazers2.0 Your mom's outdated
OH BUUUURRRNNN
TAKE THAT LAZERS
oh man, now I remembered that lazers was murdered, and a new lazers was born
Lazers child shall carry on the legacy it seems
 
@Wipqozn I haven't had any progress about me since that last time I first missed a shot and then redeemed myself. :(
 
Trying to decide if I should see Deadpool during lunch.
 
@Arperum Oh, you died two nights ago
Along with most of the squad
so I cried and started over again
@Sterno That'll be a long lunch
oh, it's less than 2 hours long
 
When a movie is ~2 hours, I don't think +/- 10 minutes has a huge impact on whether or not you call it a long lunch
 
I should really go see Deadpool
 
1:12 PM
I pretty much can't see movies anymore unless I do them during work hours though
 
@Sterno Yeha, just thought the movie was 2.5 hours
 
I want to see Deadpool but I rarely get out to a theatre these days. Maybe I'll stream it when it's available
 
@Wipqozn I can't believe we've only just become friends
 
@twobugs calling it, deadpool on bridge movie night next valentines day (it is a romcom after all)
 
I'd vote for it!
 
bus was 37 minutes late
 
The Ranger ability where they automatically take a sword swipe at anything in range is pretty great
Chryssalid thinks he is going to mess me up but NOPE
@GnomeSlice Yikes
 
i.e. it didn't come at all and the next one was 7 min late
 
1:40 PM
@fredley On steam? I know. Every so often I go to talk to you on steam, and realize you're not a friend.
 
@Wipqozn I am happy with our new friendship
 
@fredley I just hope I remember to tell you that secret I had when I get home. It's about Friday trolling.
I'm waiting, patiently for it to happen.
 
@fredley Somewhere far far away, a pretty purple pony princess' friendship senses are a-tingling
 
@PrivatePansy FRIENDSHIP IS MAAAAAAAAGCI
Whne does MLP come back?
In may, okay
Also, I'm not sure what to read after mistborn 6 + mistborn novella
 
This is weird on so many levels
Are the terrorists all avid strategy game players?
 
1:51 PM
Actually, March 8th isn'ttoo far away
I want to read The spiders War, final book in dagger and coin series, before moving on to tawny man
 
@Wipqozn Locke Lamora stuff.
 
eh, that's still a big gap
I'll read the dunk and egg novellas
@StrixVaria Looking for short reads. Basically before I start the tawny man trilogy I want to read the spiders war, coming out march 8th
but I'll probably be finished mistborn + novella by next week
 
@PrivatePansy Oh wow, I didn't know EW gives you cool hints like that
 
'We will not put our HQ in a country that was not featured in our favourite turn-based strategy game!'
 
I'll just read the dunk and egg novellas. That should help fill the gap.
 
1:54 PM
@twobugs I suspect the developers ran out of ideas halfway through though
 
I was planning to save dunk and egg for after tawny man, but I'll just read some of the other sanderson cosmere novellas
I think there's two more to read? I've read two of them.
Just looking for short reads in-between the robin hobb trilogies
 
@Wipqozn I was watching MLP with my daughter last night. It was some episode where Twilight Sparkle had an extra ticket for some party, and all her friends wanted to go. My daughter started crying because she wouldn't just give it to Rainbow Dash (who is my daughter's favorite).
Moral of the story: MLP makes little girls cry
4
 
@Sterno Well, Rainbow Dash is clearly the best pony
Either Rainbow Dash or Rarity
 
@PrivatePansy Or they were told to include references to another game by the same company :P
 
@Wipqozn Heresy!
@Wipqozn More heresy!
 
1:56 PM
@PrivatePansy @Fluttershy is fantastic too
Honestly, so long as your favourite isn't Pinkie pie I am fine with your choice
Pinkie pie is obviously terrible though
I no longer dislike twilight.
still mad she stole the library though
 
@Wipqozn She stole the what?
 
@PrivatePansy Library.
She came strolling into town, and then just took over the library
 
Also I think it's funny that you narrowed the terrorist base down to a country with very low panic
Typical fairweather alien fanboys
 
@twobugs 'Civilians panicking? Nah, definitely no terrorists here'
'Why would civilians panic over the fact that there might be a secret terrorist cell with genetically engineered super-soldiers working to aid the aliens trying to take over the world?'
 
I'm imagining the terrorists as a bunch of bored upper class kids who are just trying to have some fun in their suburbs without really realizing what they are getting into
 
1:59 PM
@Wipqozn I think Celestia kind of just gave it to her
 
@PrivatePansy How rude
Putting the old librarian out of a job.
 
@twobugs Well, those bored teenager somehow also came across a stash of high tech laser weapons and genetic engineering equipment
 
Hopefully the old one shows up as a villain later on, only for the ponies to realize she became evil because she was forced to a life on the streets due to Twilight kicking her out of her job and home
and then eating her children
 
@Wipqozn Canonically there was no old librarian although I'm partial to this story fimfiction.net/story/229453/all-the-mortal-remains
@Wipqozn Definitely PG-7 material!
 
@PrivatePansy "We would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you pesky kids and your alien tech!" - XCOM Commander shortly before being captured
 
2:02 PM
@PrivatePansy Yup
 
Viewing XCOM1 as reverse Scooby Doo has really changed my impression of it
 
There's quite a few stories speculating about the previous owner of the Treebrary. "All the Mortal Remains" is the best of the bunch though
@twobugs I thought it was more like Ghostbusters
It's even got the cheese down
 
@PrivatePansy Holy crap
You're right
XCOM is basically Ghostbusters
Well not really, BUT, ...... stuff
 
The Ghostbusters were the REAL bad guys.
 
Poor ghosts just wanted a place to live
 
2:06 PM
Time to go update that silly "how come bad guy never win in movie" question with GHOSTBUSTERS
 
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Q: Can I lose spells by breaking Dark Souls's covenants?

klm123Can I lose spells by breaking Dark Souls's covenants? To be more specific, I'm interested whether I can join Chaos Servant Covenant, offer 30 humanities, get Great Chaos Fireball & Chaos Storm by doing so, and then join another covenant and still have these two spells available for me afterwards?

 
The game is so super cereal... until I remember how the game is based entirely off 70s bad scifi movie cliches
 
I still think my explanation is good, though. The EXALT guys are a bunch of bored teens who stumble upon alien tech and thwart your attempts to save humanity. Reverse Scooby doo.
 
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Q: Is there anyways to speed up actions in XCOM 2?

ponsfonzeThere are some actions in XCOM 2 that I would like to see sped up. There is sometimes waiting times that seems unnecessary. Are there any settings or anything available to speed up actions?

 
@Lazers2.0 I think it's funny that 3 people posted pretty much the same answer within a 5 minute span
 
2:19 PM
That's because the wait times suck
I think it's funny the guy who wrote the mod is a user here but was beaten to the punch answering
 
@Sterno I was hoping it was an established user who I recognized. It was, and yet I was disappointed.
 
Were you hoping it was Retrosaur?
 
I don't know who specifically.
 
ronnie
 
Yeah, that would have been ideal, actually.
 
2:26 PM
The wait times are seemingly random in XCOM 2 and it's annoying
I had a funny one where I launched a grenade at some aliens and they just sat around staring at it for about 5-10 seconds then it exploded
 
Old Man's War book #3 is pretty boring
Books where the protagonists have no agency are the worst
 
There's a story I've been wanting to read called "Dad's Nuke" or something like that. It's by the same guy who is now writing the Half Life story now, except it was a standalone story with a clearly defined end
 
@Sterno I've only read the first, and it was really good. I've heard that they get progressively worse.
I'll read the second in a few months. I already have it, but I just have other things to read first.
 
2:43 PM
@StrixVaria I liked the first better than the second, but I didn't think the second was bad.
I'm hoping book #4 is better than #3. FAE rated it higher.
RIP @FAE
Oh, also, I didn't see it with her, but apparently there is some MLP episode involving time travel where everything is awful, and there are demons wearing pony skins or something, and they bust out and look all scary, and my daughter has nightmares now so thanks a lot MLP
 
@Sterno Yeah, the premise for the second sounds fine.
The first one was kind of like Starship Troopers, except better in every way. It's like Scalzi read Starship Troopers, thought "I see what he was going for there", and then fixed it all.
 
Reminds me of the RPG Eclipse Phase. Which I haven't actually played. But in that game, which is sci-fi, humans can download their consciousness into other bodies. And store them as backups.
An RPG where it's pretty hard to truly die!
 
That's a fun (read: terrifying) philosophical question. If you create a copy of your consciousness, then remove the first one, do you "die"?
 
@Sterno That was the season 5 finale episode
 
This is why I will never use teleporters once they are invented.
 
2:57 PM
@StrixVaria I always get annoyed by this question because people argue it poorly
 
@Wipqozn Apparently it's terrifying if you're 3
 
Let's say you create an exact copy of your consciousness at a specific moment in time
If the biological you then dies, there wouldn't suddenly be continuity between your biological mind and the digital version. But some people will argue there would be
I've been accused of arguing for a soul for saying there wouldn't be magical continuity like that
 
Now this is reminding me of SOMA
 
But I agree, I'm not about to teleport anytime soon
 
@Sterno You can also 'fork' your digital backup and have copies of yourself. That's risky though as you may not end up being loyal to yourself.
I don't recall the details clearly, but there's an example in the book where I believe there is an asteroid mining colony where everyone is 'Dave'.
 
3:15 PM
0
Q: Can you setup a PS3 without a controller?

awidgeryI have just bought a used PS3 to use as a streaming media player. I've also bought a PS3 Blu-Ray remote (the one that looks like a TV remote) to use with it. The PS3 I bought didn't come with a PS3 controller. I've just powered the PS3 on, and got the setup screen asking me to plug a controller...

 
Hello bridge
And bye for now, encrypting my SSD.
 
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WHY?
 
@twobugs There could be by some physical/quantum phenomenon we haven't discovered or fully understood yet.
What if the two consciousnesses are in quantum entanglement?
Still, no thanks to teleporters.
 
Back, apparently Bitlocker can encrypt while PC is open
 
@StrixVaria True, but the case I'm imagining has the biological and digital versions basically just be two different forks. Doesn't seem like there would be any connection
 
3:24 PM
@twobugs Sapience isn't really well-explained (as far as I know). If a digitial version is somehow a true copy of your consciousness, would you really be able to differentiate?
 
For me, the sense of 'self' is largely dependent on continuity. I think the teleporter example is particularly chilling because we honestly don't know if there would be continuity
 
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Q: How can i backup the realm after expiry date

GauntAs the title says, i was playing with friends a realm that i created, and now, we want to move the world to a friend's realm, i want to copy it, so my friend can download it and we can play it in his realm. How do i backup the realm or, it is saved in my computer?

 
@StrixVaria What I'm arguing is that biological me and digital me would effectively become separate entities at the point of digital me's creation
 
@MadMAxJr see also the Imperial Radch trilogy
(Which is great)
 
Each of us would have our own distinct concept of 'self'
 
3:25 PM
@twobugs And what I'm saying is that we don't know that, because some phenomenon we have never seen before may exist at that point.
 
That's possible, but I doubt the plausibility of it. Unlikely we'll know for sure during our lifetimes, anyway
 
Hey guys!
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Any of you remember this game?
Dec 10 '15 at 9:48, by Ionică Bizău
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@twobugs I have no idea how plausible it is, and practically I side with you, but it's still interesting to consider alternative possibilities.
 
I did talk to the author of this game ^
 
Wow
 
3:27 PM
I ported the game to HTML, CSS & JavaScript and here is my story: ionicabizau.net/blog/…
 
@twobugs The thing is, how do you define "continuity"? Your body replaces almost every cell in your body every 15 years or so.
Or at least, I think that's the number.
 
@StrixVaria Yeah, it's basically wholly uncharted territory. Going to be interesting to see how the field of AI develops (although some have argued it's stillborn)
@Yuuki Talking here about continuity of experience
 
@twobugs Yeah, I feel like the idea of a "true" AI that emulates sapience doesn't really sound feasible, but for specialized individual applications it's already getting eerily good.
 
Does unconsciousness break continuity of experience?
 
@Yuuki You just explained why puberty exists.
 
3:29 PM
@Yuuki I think it depends on what you mean. I still have continuity of experience while asleep, even if I don't remember all of it and it's silly nonsense
 
@ardaozkal No, I didn't?
 
@ardaozkal No.
 
My pun was bad, wasn't even a pun though.
 
If you mean like, getting knocked out cold I'd argue I still have the full unbroken experience of what I went through during that time - being knocked out cold ;)
That's not really a pun at all
 
New biology protip for @ardaozkal: If you think you know something about biology you're probably wrong
 
3:32 PM
I want to watch The Prestige again now.
 
This whole FBI v Apple thing just seems weird to me. I would be shocked if the FBI doesn't have enough info to break the encryption on the iPhones through other means. AFAIK the iPhones in this case were owned by laypeople, not security professionals - I doubt they followed perfect practice
I get that this is a case to try and set a precedent, but the facts of this case make it seem like they're running the case itself on a faulty premise
(I don't know exactly what encryption is involved)
 
@twobugs Apple encrypts its phones by making each and every FBI agent pinky-swear to not try to break into it.
 
Reportedly, the device's storage is encrypted (duh), but pin code is just a factor of it, and it even has a hardware part (TPM maybe?) that provides a part of the encryption seed.
 
@Yuuki Apparently
If anyone wanted proof the FBI is in the absolute wrong, Trump is backing them
 
Trump also wanted a law to force apple to make everything in america
 
3:39 PM
So he just wants to make iPhones prohibitively expensive? Cool
Well, prohibitively for the average person
 
And also not made at all
 
I can't believe Trump is real and people support him
 
Seriously, there's a bunch of production pipelines america just doesn't have and will take years to set up
 
He just talks out of his ass 24/7 and people say "Hell, he just says what we're all thinkin'!"
 
@twobugs That's because where he's talking from and where those people do their thinking is the same place.
 
3:43 PM
I mean, you're right... It's just so unreal to me
 
I vote you guys make your voting public one time so that everyone who votes for trump is automatically forbidden from voting
 
@KevinvanderVelden that will actually make america great again.
 
@KevinvanderVelden Isn't there some DB accessible that actually shows who people voted for?
 
*would
 
I know at some point someone made a website that connected to a government DB with the information in it, and people checked it. ANd it did actually contain what they had voted for.
 
3:46 PM
@Arperum I mean, we could probably hack diebold and get a list
 
@Arperum For America? Not AFAIK. Votes themselves are not attached to a person if done via paper ballot
 
@KevinvanderVelden The thing is that it did not even require hacking. The DB was just available to the internet.
@twobugs Maybe it was only digital votes. I don't know.
 
I've never used the digital machines but I don't think they associated with a person either. There would be a problem if they did since voting is supposed to be anonymous...
 
@Arperum WELP
 
3:50 PM
33 states require ID to vote. They check your ID, then find your name in the registry. Some states require you to identify what political party you affiliate with.
Some states require specific voter registration cards.
However, after identification, you're handed a form, you fill it out, and you drop it in the collection box. Digital voting terminals require an operator prep the station, but this is different than the person who checked your ID/voter card
 
@twobugs yup. I also remember some site being linked in an SE chat (pretty sure it was here) that allowed you to search for a name and get information. IIRC @sterno checked for himself and said the result was factual.
 
I do not recall.
 
@Sterno I might very well be mistaken.
It migth have been the DMZ that found the article. or someone else who checked it for being correct.
 
@Arperum I do recall something about it being linked here and (possibly quoting) someone that confirmed it
kinda even feel like it was in the star list...
 
4:06 PM
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Ornithology

Proposed Q&A site for scientists interested in the study of birds and their place in our world as well as interested laymen.

Currently in definition.

 
Yay fire alarm!
Back inside now
 
wooo
Nice and cold today too
I presume everyones weather is exactly the same as mine. Please do not cause any disodence!.
 
It's nice and cold here so you are correct :)
 
@djsmiley2k cc @PrivatePansy
 
@djsmiley2k Hi, I live in a city on the equator whose temperature never falls below 21 degrees Celsius
 
4:19 PM
It's not even cold here
It's a travesty because I wanted to ski one more day this season and it's not going to happen
 
cc @badp? Because skiing
 
@PrivatePansy Technically, you're 1 degree and change North of the equator...
 
That's a full 100 km!
 
Unless Wikipedia has lied to me (I knew Singapore was close to the equator but I didn't realize it was actually THAT close)
Sooooo hungry....
It's ALMOST lunch time. I must endure.
 
It's almost going-home-time :D
 
4:25 PM
@Sterno I finished XCom 2. The final level is a jerk.
 
You damn Europeans
You and your speaking multiple languages, going-home-time, longer vacations, higher quality of living, etc...
At least we get more games (usually!)
 
No no, you get them slightly sooner
We still get them, if need by via cracking
We get movies earlier now-a-days though :D
 
The thing that does sound lame is that some games just make one SKU for all of Europe and they make you download like 5 vocal tracks
 
@SaintWacko I've been playing Tropico recently. Is this Tropico?
 
4:28 PM
I think the console version of Diablo 3:RoS was like 60GB for Europe and 40GB for NA
 
@fredley yes
 
If Trump wins there will be a Tropico 6 set in the present day USA
 
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Q: What exactly does the Covert Operations perk provide?

king14nyrAccording to in-game text and the Fallout Wiki on the U.S. Covert Operations Manual, finding these magazines will give you progressively higher ranks of the Covert Operations perk. The perk reports that it makes it more difficult for enemies to detect the player while sneaking, with higher ranks ...

 
@twobugs The pc version had them differentiated though. At some point I switched language to french, and I had to redownload a shitton of stuff. ANd couldn't switch back before it was done >_>
 
Well that's your punishment for choosing french
 
4:32 PM
That stinks. Ideally you could just download the base game and whatever languages you want could be downloaded at any time
 
Personally I think you got off light
@twobugs that's exactly what they offered
 
Hm true
Carry on
 
I just want to see games where you can pick the vocal track on a per-character basis
@Unionhawk DAMNIT YOU ARE NOT @YUUKI STOP WITH THE FOOD TROLLING
 
@twobugs So that's scribbles one person that wants that
 
4:33 PM
@KevinvanderVelden It was needed to prove a point. >_<
 
Not gonna be worth the rather large effort
@Arperum was the point that french is horrible?
 
@Unionhawk Speaking of giant f--kin' burgers.
 
@Yuuki that looks gross
 
@KevinvanderVelden Hey, I think people would like it!
 
@KevinvanderVelden No. That if I bought a french version for my then-girlfriend that it would be no issue to actually play it in english.
 
4:34 PM
(INB4 your face etc)
 
@KevinvanderVelden Yeah, I think it's too much myself.
 
because french is horrible
 
@SaintWacko This is awesome.
 
I think if you planned for it, it wouldn't be that hard to implement. I mean if they're already loading separate local tracks and possible lip sync timings for different languages, you just do that per character
 
@Arperum so the point was that despite buying the french version you won't have to suffer for eternity? Acceptable
 
4:35 PM
For some games like D3 you wouldn't even need to do lip syncing
 
@KevinvanderVelden Yup.
 
@twobugs you'd also need UI for players to set it
 
Stuff it in the settings menu and reuse that
 
And then you'd need to deal with changing it mid game
And then you need to test it
 
Let me pause it and change it during mid cutscene
I'm going to go full feature creep here
 
4:36 PM
And then you need to fix the fact that french takes twice as long as english so where in the movie are you now?
 
Let me rewind cutscenes as well
 
@Yuuki is that a fried chicken breast on top of beef brisket on top of cole slaw on a bun?
 
@Unionhawk don't forget the pickle on top
 
I went to a BBQ place earlier this week and right as I was about to order brisket they came out and said "We're all out of brisket" and I started weeping
 
4:37 PM
:(
Brisket is the best
 
I got pulled pork which was still good but IT'S NOT THE SAME DAMMIT
 
@twobugs that is definitely an acceptable time to weep
 
When I was at Sea Base, we had a barbecue competition
And one of my captain friends let me sample his test batches
Which was great
 
I can relate to that
 
4:38 PM
@Yuuki FINE I'LL GO HOME AND MAKE FOOD
 
@Yuuki Omg where can i get this
 
Hmmm food
o/
 
Now I want barbecue
3
This has backfired
Goddammit
 
Join me in suffering
 
4:40 PM
the worst thing is that i can get barbecue, but it won't be nearly as good as Texas barbecue
 
@GnomeSlice Dallas.
 
Fack
 
@GodEmperorDune I can get barbecue too. And it'll be just as good as Texas barbecue. Because I live in Texas!
 
Beef brisket is one of my favorite meats but Lamb is my other favorite one. Tough competition
Good lamb is soooooooooo delicious
 
@GodEmperorDune My friend's plan was to make a Texas brisket to show up the bossman of the base
 
4:41 PM
@Yuuki i was in dallas for 2 weeks on a business trip once... i regret that i didn't get BBQ every day
 
I've never been to Texas so I don't know what I'm missing
 
Texans
 
@GnomeSlice Here's something you could get though.
 
@Yuuki why has someone gif'd that ffs.
@Yuuki that deffo looks good.
If I get thsi jorb with cisco
I'll be expected to go over there every so often
Pasadena?
/me can't spell
 
Is it normal to be able to taste things you put in your eye?
 
4:42 PM
@djsmiley2k pasadena, california?
 
@MadMAxJr Max Max "Boom Boom" Jr is still my top Grenadier!
 
@GodEmperorDune errm, `i think so?
 
I'm taking eye drops and they taste horrible
 
California is great. You can get awesome Mexican food there too
 
@fredley They are connected....
 
4:43 PM
And good seafood
 
@djsmiley2k i work in pasadena, :D
 
tho normally the tube isn't open constantly
 
@twobugs the classic american cuisine
 
@Sterno Am I an explosives or a gunner?
 
@GodEmperorDune sweet :D
Do you work for Cisco? :D
 
4:43 PM
@MadMAxJr Explosives, naturally.
 
The Salvo perk is nice.
 
nope, greendot
 
@djsmiley2k It's so weird and unpleasant
 
@fredley oily?
 
bitter
 
4:44 PM
Food time. I wonder what the cafeteria is serving today...
 
They're antibiotics
 
@fredley :/
least those tubes aren't blocked
 
If it's brisket I am going to troll @Uni so hard
 
that can be really nasty
 
> your eyes drain into your sinuses, and your sinuses drain into the back of your throat.
TIL
I cry into my own stomach
 
4:46 PM
yus
 
You must not get many colds if you're just learning that now
 
@fredley do you see what happens now with all this food porn @Yuuki?
 
When my son gets a cold, he literally has boogers coming out of his eyes
 
@fredley Do you ever run out of bad karma?
 
i once had red aftershock in m eyes
and coming uota my nose
badtimes were had
 
4:48 PM
At this point I think we are getting close to the point where this whole "@fredley has a medical situation with less than desirable effects" turns into @fredley is a reincarnation of hitler.
 
@Arperum i thought trump was a reincarnation of hitler
 
I don't follow that logic, though @fredley is indeed as bad or worse than Hitler. This can be proven with science.
 
If it can be proven, can we apply for a grant to prove it?
 
@GodEmperorDune Maybe @fredley is a clone so there is a backupplan if trump fails?
 
@Arperum could be
@fredley would troll us so hard
 
4:50 PM
@Arperum Seemingly no
 
@fredley would be a terrible president
 
last day in office "BTW guys, I'm british, this whole presidency has been a lie"
 
I don't know if I could ever achieve the trolling power of Trump
Can one of you lend me $1m so I can try?
 
@fredley that might work for a british election, you'll need a lot more money than that to run in the US
 
You'd have more luck getting 1m by claiming to be a member of the Nigerian space program
 
4:52 PM
I would just use my powers to make Bo Jo go over there and become POTUS. He's eligible.
 
@GodEmperorDune Didn't trump scream some nonsense how all he got was a small loan of $1m to start with?
 
@Arperum he was born a billionaire, though he wasted most of it over time
but i'm sure he's claimed all kind of things, so you're probably right
 
@Arperum yes, that was what I was refranceing
@GodEmperorDune Yeah, his RoI is actually pretty terrible
 
RE-FRANCE
One is enough, thank you
 
@Sterno EVEN THE REFRANCE IS A REFRANCE
 
I CAN'T HANDLE ALL THESE REFRANCES
 
@Sterno I AM LE TIRED
 
THEN FIRE THE MISSILES
 
Oh wow, a whole page of graphs about how terrible the US is
 
4:59 PM
You're all haters.
Also, that cbiftrumpwins.com site is clearly racist, because it says "we speak English just like you", implying that all Americans speak English. SUCH RACIST. WOW
 
Your society's values are bad, and you should feel bad
 

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