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17:00
I don't notice any blurring like that
occasionally heckling the screen, forgetting that you're not supposed to ruin it for others
There's always a commercial before the movie starts here and they kind of want to show off their sound system so they boost the volume but wayyyy too much.
But I'd probably need to see an example. If you're using 240Hz, it isn't that bad.
I always cover my ears.
@MarkBuffalo no - TV is fine. It's cinemas
my TV and monitors for my computers are always as top end as I can afford, as I spend so much time looking at screens
but cinemas have terrible refresh rates
17:01
ah, yeah. they really do
I don't generally enjoy cinemas
LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH
heh - I love Worldbuilding:
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Q: My Mother-in-law got uploaded and now pesters me through the surround system

Serban TanasaDear Abby, My mother-in-law passed away last October. She was very, uh, involved in my and my spouse's life, so I was if not exactly looking forward to her demise (perish the thought!) at least ready for the next, more independent stage of my life. I should have suspected, when she decided in ...

look at the tags
17:07
that one answer is a bit scary
> This is exactly as unethical as putting parental locks on the cable.
lolwat
17:25
Locked his keys in the car :(
Oh boy do I ever love chicken salad
@MarkBuffalo That's because you're deaf :P
@MarkBuffalo What is the original gif from? A movie?
The Walking Dead
Won't spoil it for you
Never seen it
Probably wont
it's a pretty cool zombie show
It's on netflix
Speaking of netflux
They just added Season 1 of "Better call Saul"
17:36
@DavidFreitag you should
one of my very few "must watch entire series" shows
all of them
I can't believe they show The Walking Dead in Scotland
I always assume you guys are being deprived of American content.
@MarkBuffalo You appear to have some serious misconceptions...
Well, if you browse reddit, you'll see frequent complaining that so many shows aren't available in their country. They're from the UK, etc.
Then again, it's reddit... take everything with a grain of salt.
Rory's right, though. Check it out. It's awesome
Not big on the whole zombie thing
17:45
are we terrified, dovid?
I get super fucking paranoid
It's not the actual show/movie/game that gets me
It's the next few weeks of my brain tormenting me
Me: "Do de do de do <programming noises>" My brain: "THE FUCK WAS THAT SOUND"
17:49
I love you, David
I did not expect an Afroman/InfoSec mash-up
@DavidFreitag Like that time with Courage the Cowardly Dog?
@MarkBuffalo Dude don't even remind me
@MarkBuffalo Now if only you had a vagina... I mean.. ... uh.. cough
@RоryMcCune rooooooooooofl
hey @kalina @RoryAlsop what do you reckon to those mixing skills..
17:51
@RоryMcCune Feels like Risk Management is the hardest part of Infosec, isn't it?
At least to me it does
@MarkBuffalo the thing is, it's all hard, and companies don't want/can't spend enough money to keep up. Now everything is connected/online and people want it faster/cheaper, the chances of more secure ain't high. So the senior people accepting risks is a kind of inevitable thing
Yeah, it's pretty hard, but from my perspective I know a lot of things about networking, systems, programming, black hattery (not that I would do this to anyone but myself), etc. SO when I come up with a solution, I have to spend most of my time managing risk... and thinking of ways to minimize the impact of my changes on the business, etc
and not letting my tinfoil sensor go haywire
Does anyone know of a site similar to ideone that works?
For me, risk isn't just attackers... it's your own changes, your own work, that also can contribute to downed services, applications, etc.
Like JSFiddle, but for C
17:56
@RоryMcCune Maybe I am looking at this wrong... I would love to get another perspective.
devs do risk/reward calculations differently than sec people
examples? <3
@MarkBuffalo TBH it is a complex topic and one which is very situational (i.e. the company/industry/country affect it) the first step tends to be agreeing a threat model (i.e. who do we think will try to break this control and how) then you can work on appropriate controls for the system...
a developer team says "it would take us many hours of work and maintenance to implement authentication for this, we'll accept the risk" when a sec team says "you should use authentication"
and if it's a money-making feature they're not going to pull it
@Ohnana then the "business owner" gets to make the call... and they have to weigh blowing the budget (they didn't figure they needed this control) against the chance of having a breach later, and they almost always tend towards taking the risk...
which is logical from their perspective
the problem is that there's a tragedy of the commons effect at play, if they have a breach it may cause problems outwith the system (e.g. negative publicity) but that isn't necessarily factored in when decisions are made
well planned systems reduce this problem (everyone knows the costs up front) but it's hard to do well in some cases
18:02
Why would it necessarily cost a lot of money to fix?
As a developer with a penchant for infosec, I can fix a lot of things really quickly during downtime
@RоryMcCune I've noticed that
The developer, for example, is your payroll... you can pay them to fix it. Of course, as long as it isn't interrupting critical services, etc., you should be alright... when downtime comes into play, you have a problem, I'd say
Like you said, very situational
@MarkBuffalo It's not about fixing something quickly, it's about fixing them properly, son.
"Quickly" is all relative.
But you are right
@MarkBuffalo new tools, paying a dude, losing potential income
rules for incident responders: 1) breathe, 2) actually read messages, 3) when you hear hoofbeats, think "horses" not "zebras" - God what a waste of time my juniors sent me on this morning ....
@schroeder But what if there is a Zebra? :p
18:11
@MarkBuffalo you'll figure it out quickly if you know you don't have a horse
not so much the other way around
I miss in the room tags.
@Ohnana exactly
Maybe this summer I'll bring back the #yolo philosophy.
@Simon but you've already done that once
18:13
@schroeder but you know it could totally have been winged ninja cyber monkeys!
@schroeder I'm guessing you had a wild goose chase?
"you only get to do yolo once" yogtdyo"
@schroeder Yeah but people seem to have forgotten about it.
Nah you get to yolo as much as you want.
@MarkBuffalo yeah - dropped on my as soon as I walked in
lmao i just watched someone almost eat asphalt outside
18:14
@schroeder Chinese Zebras?
took me longer to sort out truth from fear than it did to get to the root of the incident
ohnuhnuh pls don't laugh at the unfortunates
@Simon he's okay, it was just entertaining
That's a tough one lol
didn't even fall
@schroeder sky's falling!!!!
18:14
@Ohnana Ah, that sucks. It's much funnier when they fall.
@MarkBuffalo nope - just a customer doing internal training and causing a spike of login failures
(unless they're suuuuuper hurt)
@Simon das mean :(
pls
now to turn this event around into an opportunity for effective Incident Management refreshers ....
18:17
@ThomasPornin Wanna figure out another vulnerability in openssl and allow me to name it please?
@Simon That sounds like a good idea, actually
Name it "Simon."
@MarkBuffalo "SSP" = Simon Says Pls
If it's a vulnerability where it allows you to make the server spit out data then yes, "Simon says" would be a great name.
@schroeder That would be even funnier if it were an actual description of the way the vulnerability works.
18:33
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Q: How do you politely brag about your certifications?

paulburkelandSeriously though, do you put your credentials in your email signatures or is that a faux pas these days? Do you hang your certs at your desk? Or do you stay mum about them? Certifications don't mean everything and are by no means a guaranteed indicator of skill, but they do add some credibilit...

Burn that thing.
"bragging" about your A+ cert when you are supposed to be a security architect for a bank just looks weird — schroeder ♦ 27 secs ago
But my A+ cert is awesome!
@MarkBuffalo no - no it's not
I wish there was a VTC reason: "it depends"
oh wait - I'm a Mod! I can make it happen!
THE POWER!!!!!!!
Shut top Vancouver.
nah, I can't be bothered right now
18:37
@schroeder Is too. I'm rubber, you're glue.
@Simon After the BEAST and the POODLE, you want the WEEN ?
5
@ThomasPornin 10/10
@ThomasPornin WEEN of the POODLE BEAST = WPB
it's quaffed
@MarkBuffalo DAMN
@Ohnana Naaah, this is dayum worthy:
I don't brag -- I let other people bask in my glorious radiance. — Tom Leek 9 mins ago
18:48
@Simon just saw that one
tom leek is a sassy little thing
lulz
can you revert to a gravitar if you don't like a picture?
Ya, if you click "change", you can choose the option "Identicon".
19:09
@Ohnana you're going to use your #Octohipster picture aren't you?
@RоryMcCune already did
it's not propagating tho
@Ohnana darn web caching
@RоryMcCune Oh Javvad, Javvad, Javvad...
@RoryAlsop inorite, they totally need a sound engineer
So it looks like I may have a talk to do to schoolkids
about "Cyber Security"
so I'll need to get some meme's sorted
hey #Embryos, what are the hot memes at the moment?
@RоryMcCune yay - feel free to speak to Hamish re memes
19:14
I'm guessing "What are those" is history now
have just asked him - gimme a mo
as will John Cena be
I'd ask @Simon but he's a bit old to be with it really
"Another One", "Bruh", "Spicy Memes", "...K", "Sorry I forgot you were hard", "Bap", any Minios jokes are the first ones Hamish and Eilin came up with
probably googleable for pix at memegenerator
@RoryAlsop yeah bruh and another one I think I've heard of, the others... not so much. I'm a bit worried to be googling "Sorry I forgot you were hard", sounds like a job for an incognito window :)
@RoryAlsop tell them ta from me :)
@RоryMcCune the hottest meme is "talking to people like a human being and not an internet robot"
19:17
@Ohnana I wasn't intending to be obvious about it... Duh
i'm assuming you have a natural sense of humor.
@RоryMcCune It's apparently spoken in an English accent in response to "I didn't bother studying for my exam"
@RoryAlsop I C
you should use that instead, flows better and is less forced
@Adi Redefining "SBU" are we?
19:18
@Ohnana I have managed to raise a laugh with talks, but then I'm no stand-up
also, how old are these kids you're speaking to? are they going to your presentation willingly?
@Ohnana those 2 are 15 and 13
@Ohnana I just like the idea of sneaking some appropriate imagery into the presentation if I can "e.g. hiding a badly photo-shopped michael Cera in there"
@RоryMcCune that would be funny
@Ohnana what does "going willingly" mean in this context?
19:20
@Ohnana I doubt it, it's a roadshow for careers and the like
@RoryAlsop better?
@Ohnana ahh - that makes more sense
@RоryMcCune actually, they might be able to select their presentations. I know i was allowed to
not my kids
so I was going to try and emphasise that pen. testing isn't a suit-and-tie kind of job
@Ohnana and if I could get Darude - Sandstorm in as backing music, that would be great
19:23
@RоryMcCune or Javvad...
@RоryMcCune do kids these days get sandstorm?
someone played on of the offensive security music videos at a presentation i went to and i almost clawed my eyes out
@RoryAlsop on youtube any time anyone asks "what song is this" the answer is "Darude - sandstorm" regardless of the song
@RоryMcCune I know, but I'm old - was wondering about da yoof
conservativememes is now following me on twitter
@RoryAlsop ah I'm basing this on youtubers react, I think it's still the case but probably a little old now
19:33
excel's snap scrolling is the worst thing ever
@RоryMcCune Sounds like something that'd turn up on LICD.
FREEDOM!
Can't see it
19:38
OMGWTFBBQ
@RоryMcCune that is pretty awesome
In a bad way
Put pretty awesome
@RоryMcCune holy jesus
that is horrifying
yeah it's like they say "hey trend has some horrifyingly bad security.... d'ya think we could top that"
@RоryMcCune LOL
Trend was good at some point. But recently I don't know. I am not digging McCAfee recently though either
@RоryMcCune YOU'VE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME
PARDON MY FRENCH
19:45
???? @MarkBuffalo
@RоryMcCune @JukEboX This.
I Chromodo your mom.
@RоryMcCune well, they tried ... next time you'll know who they work for ;)
@MarkBuffalo I think it's neat. Would love to mess with it. See who to treat and reverse it
@RоryMcCune they tried to post on Hacker news
Google now crashed at HackerNewss
@JukEboX works on HTTP
19:50
@TildalWave That's I weird. It is working now. IDK what happened there
nope HTTPS is still down for me
Didn't say in that link how people are contracting it @RоryMcCune
> No secure protocols supported
@JukEboX by hacker news they mean news.ycombinator.com/item?id=11021633
not thehackernews (confusing, I know)
@RоryMcCune REALLY? LLOL
19:55
@JukEboX when you say contract this, what do you mean?
@RоryMcCune Well, they previously succeeded in getting their CA key compromised. That set a pretty high bar. It is a tribute to their persistence that they keep trying to do worse.
exploiting it is super-simple. someone visits a page you own, you check the User-Agent, if it's Chromodo, you pull as many cookies as you can from their cookie jar, then go on a spree of pretending to be that user on various sites
@RоryMcCune That's not a bug, that's a feature.
Ah, Comodo and Comundo are not the same thing.
Too bad, it would have explained a lot of things.
How can you claim to be a security company when you make such mistakes in a trivial way?
20:02
They are a security company. They probably hired an entry-level dev :b
Anyone can say they're an infosec company
Comundo was an ISP (owned by the Lycos search engine) that around 2000 was running a TV ad that showed you how to connect to the Internet: just download the connection kit, run it, and voilà! you are connected to the Internet.
@RоryMcCune Contract - As in the process of initiating said exploit. The Cause
@ThomasPornin lol.
@JukEboX ah . Same origin policy is the only reason that any website can't pull the cookie of any other (and thereby steal the users session). Without Same origin if you visit a malicious website they can steal your session with any other site and impersonate you
@MarkBuffalo and that.. is a big part of the problem
it's like anyone saying "yeah I can build your house for you and wire up the gas and electric"
@RоryMcCune so any infected site
20:13
@JukEboX nono any site you've logged into. Say you visit "maliciousiste.com" in a browser that you've used to visit facebook, amazon etc. The owner of the malicious site can just pull your facebook, amazon etc cookies
what stops that happening normally is Same origin policy which says that sites can only access cookies from the same origin as them (so malicioussite.com can only see cookies for malicioussite.com and not facebook.com)
what comodo did is disable that protection in their browser (god only knows why)
it's basically the cornerstone of browser security...
@Ohnana "look at me being all 80 years old trying to be down with t'kids"
wot
@kalina ikr
@Ohnana @kalina like I said, give me credit for some sublety
@RоryMcCune wow. I don't know to much about Comodo. Is it just a variant of Chrome like Tor is a variant of Firefox?
@kalina Hello :)
20:16
if I fill my presentation with memes them young'uns will pay me more attention and think I am the coolest
this was not my planned approach
@JukEboX Chromodo, son, Chromodo.
@RоryMcCune :)
@kalina <sigh> as I said give me credit for some sublety
@Simon Sorry spelling
20:16
Hello children I am here to talk to you about information security... breaks out into a song
@RоryMcCune 10/10 t-shirt
@JukEboX chrome is open source, anyone can fork it.. they did, badly. this has been done before, badly
@kalina is that you offering to mix me up a track?
I fork your mom.
@kalina we could call it ... Darude - Sandstorm
@RоryMcCune no I do not feel that associating myself with such a fogey is in my best interests
20:17
@RоryMcCune figures. So can the fork version affect the original version or is this just a problem with Chromodo?
@kalina that's nice that is..!
@JukEboX do you even develop bro
@kalina not web browsers
@JukEboX no it's just their fork that's the problem, but by the sounds of it anyone who installs their software gets it activated by default
@JukEboX do you think that developing a web browser is somehow unique in the world of development?
20:19
@JukEboX don't worry she's just being extra snarky today
now with 150% extra snark... free!
I'm going to fork chrome and remove all the security
And put it up as "Infosec Browser"
@MarkBuffalo don't, Comodo will come after you for stealing their intellectual property
so basically you're just going to compile chrome again
rude
20:20
@MarkBuffalo ha, look-up the history of Whitehat aviator.
@RоryMcCune LMFAO
@kalina never know
@kalina ya
@RоryMcCune this is really interesting. Nerdgasming a bit here. I kind of want to grab it and add it to m vault
I wish you people would "reply" to messages rather than just @pinging
it makes it basically impossible to follow what you're grunting at during this response
20:21
@kalina Blame those 2 dudes.
@kalina I could use some extra snark these days. :P
@RоryMcCune I'll even list in the readme: "steals all your data and collects it." I'll list everything it does wrong.... See how many people will use it even then
@MarkBuffalo yeah give it a black theme and call it something like "chromium black edition : special ops" and you'll be sorted
@MarkBuffalo @RоryMcCune THE NExt question is what do they want to do with the data?
btw @RоryMcCune the SP4 type covers are infinitely better than the SP3 ones
I seem to remember you having a SP3 for whatever reason
20:23
@kalina ahh interesting, I'd heard they were good... nicer typing?
basically like typing on a laptop keyboard now
@RоryMcCune Bahahahaha
even with teh nails
@kalina it's the missus, she's an MS' fan has a Surface 3, a surface pro 3 and a lumia 950
@kalina agreed, they're really nice
20:23
I bricked my lumia test phone
SP4 is really good. They have them at Costco right now.
fortunately I bought a one plus 2
$1174, though.
to replace my htc one
@MarkBuffalo OH MY GOD I'M SO GONNA BUY ONE NOW THAT I KNOW THEY HAVE THEM AT COSTCO
20:25
which took some getting used to since it's quite a bit larger
Look at my connection type, my connection type is opportunistic_tls, aaawwww yuuuuh.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>:(((((((((
20:42
@ThomasPornin I'm not quite sure I agree with your first paragraph, as currently worded, here:
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A: My school wants to keep the details of our door authentication system a secret. Is that a good idea?

Tom LeekKeeping the design secret does not make the door insecure per se; however, believing that it adds to security is a dangerous delusion. If revealing the details of the authentication system would allow breaking it, then that system is pure junk and should be discarded. Therefore, if you did your ...

Keeping the design secret certainly adds to the security of the system. The dangerous delusion is believing that a system can be kept secure by only maintaining the confidentiality of the design.
@Iszi I am ready to dispute the notion that keeping the design secret adds to the security.
@ThomasPornin Kerckhoff says "assume the enemy knows everything". He doesn't say "go ahead and tell them everything, because they know anyway".
I do agree that obscurity has traditionally been applied with the avowed goal of increasing security, and that many people have come to believe, and still do, that they succeeded at increasing security by keeping the design obscure.
However I have never found any instance where security was really unambiguously improved in that way.
In practice, what helps a lot is discretion.
If you do not babble about your system, then chances are that most potential attackers won't even become aware of the system existence.
@ThomasPornin The exact value of security by obscurity is certainly up for debate. However, I don't think anyone can sensibly say that it detracts from the system's security.
@Iszi He. I said it.
Sue me.
20:52
(Note: Aforementioned statement assumes the system is already secure according to Kerckhoff.)
It is unclear whether a "secure system" can really exist at all.
makes popcorn for the whole chat except oszi and da bear
At best, we have systems that we do not know how to break.
Ontologically, a system gains security by being reviewed, so anything that prevents reviewing prevents a security increase.
@ThomasPornin I take it you're on the "Open Source" side.
@Iszi I am opposed to the notion of "side" in that respect.
And the argument that going opensource will fix your bugs is flawed.
I merely maintain that not going opensource is detrimental to security; not that opensource will automatically increase it.
21:36
So was there a winner to this?
It turned to be much less interesting than I expected.
Nobody got murdered, everyone just went back home.
Security by obscurity works until someone figures out your plan
then it's all downhill from there
Relying on it is terribad practice
so this is going to be one of those nights where I don't get more than a few hours of sleep at a time
OH NOES @RоryMcCune WHAT DID YOU DO
Soooo glad I don't work on the assembly floor anymore
@kalina :<
@DavidFreitag New role?
21:49
@MarkBuffalo Training new employees
Oh, to replace you?
@MarkBuffalo No I've been in engineering for two years
Just kidding. They can't afford to replace you
Yeah cause they pay me in peanuts
22:00
@kalina oh nice! enjoy your date! ;-)
@RоryMcCune LOOOOOOOOL
@ThomasPornin @Iszi keeping the design secret does not at all increase security; in the worst case, it hides security weaknesses (which might be a good thing, depending on who you consider it to be most hidden from); in the best case (where there are no trivial vulnerabilities that would be exposed by publishing the design), it still does not increase security - but it does minimize the attack surface.
@AviD huhwhut?
Minimizing attack surface (even without the presence of a vulnerability) is definitely a good thing; however this needs to be weighed and traded-off (tradeoffed?) against the benefits of publishing, namely many-eyes and security theater.
@RоryMcCune I had a big banner that you banned @Ohnana
@AviD lolno, it was a one minute kick-mute, and was very funny at the time
22:05
so was it abuse or not?
(I am hoping it was...)
@AviD it was abuse in the service of lulz
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@RоryMcCune perfect.
@AviD hell I think that is worth an answer, almost word for frikkin word.
22:19
@AviD :(
@AviD stop talking to yourself, weirdo
heya @kalina! long time no see talk chat flameburn
how've you been?
no
I don't want to talk about that
why flameburn?
@kalina dunno, you usually have your reasons
@Iszi @ThomasPornin I went and added another answer there. Booya.
22:33
Well fuck
> And that's how a cheap cable ruins a $1500 machine.
That's awful.
@MarkBuffalo you're awful. #simon
LOL @DavidFreitag Talk about FireWire LOLOLOL
22:56
this is all awful
everything is awful
(to the tune of "everything is awesome")
@kalina good choice
meh I'm unenthusiastic about it
it's not running android m
and it basically requires two hands most of the time
@kalina need bigger hands :-)
pls need smaller phones
@RoryAlsop duuuude
shame on you
22:59
@kalina they are doing the oneplus X, which is a fair bit smaller
plus the speaker is a downgrade from the htc one
and is like exactly where my index finger goes when in landscape
@AviD Can't believe it took you that long! The perfect setup
@kalina you need to put your finger somewhere else
pppfffff
@RoryAlsop hey its not like I stare at this window waiting for magic words to appear

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