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Alas, poor crappy SE fonts.
Can't even ban trolls.
"\N{JAPANESE GOBLIN}\N{COMBINING ENCLOSING CIRCLE BACKSLASH}"
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Dummies.
"\N{SMOKING SYMBOL}\N{COMBINING ENCLOSING CIRCLE BACKSLASH}"
Time to throw them under the combine.
I wonder there is a meta-emoji — that is, an emoji that means any emoji?
Alas poor ℲℲ! He didn’t realize recognize the irony in my title.
Why am I up? I went to bed hours ago.
In Master and Commander, is there ever a difference between who the ship’s master is and who her commander is?
Perhaps when the owner of record does not have the required master’s licence?
Maybe then the owner would have to hire a master to captain the ship.
The master, or sailing master, was a historic term for a naval officer trained in and responsible for the navigation of a sailing vessel. The rank can be equated to a professional seaman and specialist in navigation, rather than as a military commander. In the British Royal Navy, the master was a warrant officer who ranked with, but after, the lieutenants and was eventually renamed to navigating lieutenant in 1867. When the United States Navy was formed in 1794, master was listed as one of the warrant officer ranks and ranked between midshipmen and lieutenants. The rank was also a commissioned...
> This article is about naval rank. For masters of non-military nautical vessels, see Sea captain and Master Mariner. For the naval rank Master and Commander, see Commander.
> Commander is a rank used in navies but is very rarely used as a rank in armies (except in special forces where it designates the team leader). The title (originally "master and commander")[1] originated in the 18th century to describe naval officers who commanded ships of war too large to be commanded by a Lieutenant but too small to warrant the assignment of a post-captain and (before about 1770) a sailing-master; the commanding officer served as his own Master.
I see.
A master sergeant is the military rank for a senior non-commissioned officer in some armed forces. == Israel Defense Forces == The רב-סמל ראשון rav samal rishon (abbreviated: "rasar") (master sergeant) is a non-commissioned officer (נגדים) rank in the Israel Defense Forces (IDF). Because the IDF is an integrated force, they have a unique rank structure. IDF ranks are the same in all services (army, navy and air force). The ranks are derived from those of the paramilitary Haganah developed in the British Mandate of Palestine period to protect the Yishuv. This origin is reflected in the slightly...
We need butt a mistress sergeant to complete the strange loop.
Not to be confused with a sergeant’s mistress, but of course.
I get a kick out of people who name their children with ranks.
Like Judge Justice.
William Wayne Justice (February 25, 1920 – October 13, 2009) was an American jurist. He served as a United States District Judge for the Eastern District of Texas and a Senior United States District Judge for the United States District Court for the Western District of Texas. == Early life == Justice was born in 1920 in Athens, Texas. He received his undergraduate and law degrees from the University of Texas, graduating from its School of Law in 1942. He joined the U.S. Army and served in India during World War II. In 1946, he began practicing law in Athens with his father, who was known as a voice...
NOTE CAREFULLY: Justice was born in Athens — and died in Texas.
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It’s like people who give their children a forename of Lord.
 
3:30 AM
Or Lourdes
 
There was a 19th century American poet, negro I believe, whose first name is Lord and whose last name is something sufficiently British-sounding as to confuse the casual reader,
I mentioned him on the main site a week or two ago, but cannot now recall his full name.
Or maybe it was in here. Hm.
Should be findable.
 
Lord Jim?
Lordon Wainwright, Esq?
 
Not Jim.
Memorable though it be.
Neither on Wikipedia’s 19th- nor 20th-century American Poets lists. Damn it.
Just think of John Major’s mum had named him Sergeant instead.
Apparently Ensign is a surname.
I think Senator would be a terrible name for a young man.
Although the jury’s still out on Senatrix for a young woman.
Just call her Trixie for short.
Apparently Dixie is an English surname of ancient pedigree.
> The Dixie twins, christened Richard and Meretrix, were otherwise known by their friends — and enemies.
I wonder whether a pedigree is something you have to walk a long ways to earn.
Tomorrow is the company Thanksgiving banquet. It will be interesting to see how they answer the cranberry question.
I wonder whether anyone every mistook Rex Harrison for a dog?
 
4:00 AM
I cannot for the live of me get "t\N{COMBINING DOUBLE INVERTED BREVE}\N{LATIN SMALL LETTER ESH}\N{LATIN SMALL LETTER TURNED R WITH HOOK}\N{MODIFIER LETTER SMALL W}\N{LATIN SMALL LETTER ALPHA}\N{COMBINING TILDE}\N{LATIN LETTER GLOTTAL STOP}n\N{COMBINING VERTICAL LINE BELOW}" to look good on ELU, and I don't know why.
macbook% perl -CS -le 'print "t\N{COMBINING DOUBLE INVERTED BREVE}\N{LATIN SMALL LETTER ESH}\N{LATIN SMALL LETTER TURNED R WITH HOOK}\N{MODIFIER LETTER SMALL W}\N{LATIN SMALL LETTER ALPHA}\N{COMBINING TILDE}\N{LATIN LETTER GLOTTAL STOP}n\N{COMBINING VERTICAL LINE BELOW}"'
t͡ʃɻʷɑ̃ʔn̩
See what I mean?
Why is that happening?
It looks just fine here.
% perl -CS -le 'print "t\N{COMBINING DOUBLE INVERTED BREVE}\N{LATIN SMALL LETTER ESH}\N{LATIN SMALL LETTER TURNED R WITH HOOK}\N{MODIFIER LETTER SMALL W}\N{LATIN SMALL LETTER ALPHA}\N{COMBINING TILDE}\N{LATIN LETTER GLOTTAL STOP}n\N{COMBINING VERTICAL LINE BELOW}"' | perl -CS -nle 'print $1 while /(\X)/g'
t͡
ʃ
ɻ
ʷ
ɑ̃
ʔ
n̩
Interesting that the double combining mark doesn't make the t and the esh and the breve all one grapheme.
I wonder if it should go after the esh not the t?
% perl -CS -le 'print "t\N{COMBINING DOUBLE INVERTED BREVE}\N{LATIN SMALL LETTER ESH}\N{LATIN SMALL LETTER TURNED R WITH HOOK}\N{MODIFIER LETTER SMALL W}\N{LATIN SMALL LETTER ALPHA}\N{COMBINING TILDE}\N{LATIN LETTER GLOTTAL STOP}n\N{COMBINING VERTICAL LINE BELOW}"' | perl -CS -nle 'print $1 while /(\p{Grapheme_Base}\p{Diacritic}*)/g'
t͡
ʃ
ɻʷ
ɑ̃
ʔ
n̩
Not much help.
But it did get the superscript w that way.
 
 
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Q: Was the blue screen of death ever just a blue screen?

thinly veiled question markEtymologically speaking, at least according to Wikipedia, the term Blue Screen of Death: originated during OS/2 pre-release development activities at Lattice Inc, the makers of an early Windows and OS/2 C compiler. During porting of Lattice's other tools, developers encountered the stop ...

Re-open this etymology question?
 
 
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10:44 AM
@Hugo consider it done.
 
 
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11:47 AM
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@MattЭллен Boo! My legs are all sore from walking.
 
my legs were sore from running on Friday on Saturday
they've recovered since
 
Kit has not replied to my email about the secret, lol.
 
have you been walking by the marina?
 
And other places.
 
11:50 AM
@JasperLoy Kit's pretty busy at the moment. I'm sure she'll get around to it
 
My runny nose turned into a sore throat, which then turned into a cough. They are almost gone though.
 
good, good
 
Where can I find academic papers?
on the net
 
google scholar
or you must buy them
 
wanna do it for free
 
11:57 AM
You can get toilet paper in the toilet.
 
or if you know the email address of the author, you can email them and request a copy. sometimes they will oblige
 
You can get writing paper in the bookstore.
 
@user4550 some are free. everything on arxiv.org is free
also plosone.org seems to have some free stuff
 
This Fri my mum will be having a company dinner. There will be a lucky draw, and one of the prizes is a laptop. I hope I get to have it, lol.
 
oh...it's a completely different culture there...free stuff is a rarity?
 
12:00 PM
yup. the majority of academic articles are held hostage by publishing companies
even ones paid for by the state
 
@user4550 Yes and no. It depends on the field and the journal. There are many open access journals where the author pays to publish but the reader gets it for free.
 
i see..That's what Ashwarx dided for?
died
 
All of the various PLOS journals are open access as are the OxfordPress ones. Then you have the bastards at Elsevier most of whose stuff is behind a paywall.
 
Aaron Swartz. yes
 
wow
I want him now...
thanks
 
12:02 PM
The journals are at an absurd price. I think all academic papers should go electronic and free. I will make that happen when I become king of the world.
 
are you an academic?
 
I am a lunatic.
 
Elsevier, and all of the publishing subsidiaries of Informa, and Palgrave Macmillan, etc.
@user4550 I used to be. but if you're in academia in the UK, then you'll have access to pretty much everything anyway :D
 
12:17 PM
@MattЭллен Um, you mean Elsevier?
 
@tchrist Yes.
 
@tchrist yes
 
The Berlitz staff has replied to my email asking about the difference between X in 30 Days and Basic X for learning language X.
However, the author of lingholic.com has not replied to my email asking about the difference between Teach Yourself Complete X and Living Language X Complete.
 
do they prefer their own?
 
Interesting, the authors of foreignlanguageexpertise.com and fluentin3months.com are here in my country now, lol.
@MattЭллен Their own? No idea what you mean =)
 
12:24 PM
@JasperLoy well, Berlitz publish X in 30 days.
so they'll say they prefer their own, I guess
 
@MattЭллен Well, they publish both, lol.
 
I see
so what did they recomend?
 
The reply gave me the impression that Basic X takes you to a higher level than X in 30 days. But they both seem very basic to me, so I would say there is not much difference from the outside. Only an expert user of both can give me a real answer.
Today, I defecated 3 times, amazing.
This is the first time I defecated 3 times in a day without having a diarrhoea. This means a miracle is about to happen in my life.
 
12:44 PM
Today is 11/11, on both sides of the Atlantic, lol.
 
Armistice day
 
I thought my defecation line would get a star.
 
why did you think that?
 
Well I think it is very interesting and very funny.
 
ah. you are the only person who thinks so
 
12:46 PM
Oh dear. I have no idea what the world thinks.
Alas, I do not belong to this world.
 
@JasperLoy about your defecation, apparently
 
I am in this world but I am not of this world.
 
Many Americans have forgotten why Armistice Day is held on 11/11, although not those who listened to National Public Radio this morning.
 
Hello @marantou long time no talk.
 
We were thinking of changing it to 1/1 so as to start the year out right, but that date was already taken.
 
12:49 PM
I know people with birthdays on 1/11, 11/1, and 11/11.
 
I hear they’re thinking of moving the Fourth of July to the next Monday next year so that people can have the day off.
I anticipate bread riots.
 
bread riots?
no bread gets baked on national holidays?
 
chthon(tchrist)% cal 9 1752
   September 1752
Su Mo Tu We Th Fr Sa
       1  2 14 15 16
17 18 19 20 21 22 23
24 25 26 27 28 29 30
Bread riots.
 
Is today also Singles Day?
 
No, there is no such thing.
You should always Sing More.
 
12:51 PM
I saw Singles Day in a shop today, maybe just a joke.
 
No comparison to the regarded Briiche insurrections of 1848.
 
la la la
Brioche?
 
Gah! Brioche!
 
Sing more in Singapore
 
They only take Single dollar bills today
 
12:52 PM
The world is not supposed to know where I am from from now.
 
At customs in Singapore they make you sing the national anthem in order to enter the country.
 
JL is definitely not from where you think he is.
 
I am actually a citizen of Antarctica.
I catch fish and eat fish every day.
 
friends with penguins
 
I also hope the polar bear does not catch me for food.
I have divided the world into 3 regions.
 
12:54 PM
In this way are many lives saved, since to not know the tune is a capital offense in that demesne, and so if you are caught within its borders ignorant of its anthem, summary decollation is immediately administered, without prejudice, without mercy, without recourse.
 
If you're a friend with cats , you're a friend with enemies
 
@JasperLoy you'll be fine, since you're in Antartica
 
Europe and North America, South America and Australia, and Asia and Africa.
 
Keep your dogs close but your cats closer
 
@tchrist Well, yes, recourse is pointless. It's a teensy bit irreversible.
 
12:55 PM
don't dog your dogs
 
I think life in the first is good, life in the second is average, and life in the third is bad, QED.
 
Wait that was six parts.
 
Ware Prince Tevildo, Lord of Cats.
 
But I live in Antarctica.
 
Antarctica doesn't have polar bears
 
12:56 PM
Life in the first lane
 
I didn’t realize Jasper was a bear.
 
Here I get to live all by myself, away from mankind's folly.
 
He has always seemed more twinkily inclined, a shooting star.
 
Bearly
So cold.
 
12:58 PM
I dunno, why is Tess naked?
No furry serpents exist, only feathered ones.
 
because Tess has no clothes on
 
Because then she'd be a ruler?
Because she's a foot long?
 
Una estrella fugaz
In cinque voci.
 
I have built myself a nice big igloo, lol.
 
Maybe we should introduce polar bears to Antarctica. I think they'd get along swimmingly
 
1:00 PM
Just for me and Maria, lol.
 
Keep warm!
 
We don't intend to have any kids.
 
Ah! So Maria is a penguin
 
LOL.
 
If you're a polar bear, the relationship won't last long
 
1:04 PM
Today I have not drunk any coffee, only tea, lol.
 
Few and far between are the penguins eaten by marine bears.
 
That's not funny. Think of how the coffee feels.
 
You'll live on a diet of fish and icicles
 
Tuna popsicles?
 
Fishcicles
 
1:07 PM
Muy bonito.
 
Star
 
I really like raw salmon.
 
what need does a fish have of an icicle?
 
My favorite sushi is bonito.
 
Like a woman needs a bicycle
 
1:08 PM
Leftover Salmon is a jam band from Boulder, Colorado, formed in 1989. Their unique blend of bluegrass, rock, country, and Cajun/Zydeco, which the band calls "Polyethnic Cajun Slamgrass", has found favor with the jam band scene. The band took a hiatus in 2005, and spent parts of 2007 in a reunion. == History == The band formed by accident in 1989, when a local band, the Salmon Heads (Vince Herman), asked some members of the Left Hand String Band (Drew Emmitt, Glenn Keefe, Mark Vann) to fill some missing spots in its lineup. The synergy worked and the result was Leftover Salmon. The lineup would...
 
I think Japanese food is the nicest Asian food.
 
Bonito sushi is called katsuo.
 
Hot Tuna is an American blues rock band formed by bassist Jack Casady and guitarist Jorma Kaukonen as a spin-off of Jefferson Airplane. It plays acoustic and electric versions of original and traditional blues songs. == History == === Jefferson Airplane side project === Hot Tuna began during a hiatus in Jefferson Airplane's touring schedule in early 1969 while Grace Slick was undergoing recovery from throat node surgery that had left her unable to perform. Jorma Kaukonen, Jack Casady, Paul Kantner, and new drummer Joey Covington played several shows around San Francisco including the Ai...
A tuna is a group of university students in traditional university dress who play traditional instruments and sing serenades. The tradition originated in Spain and Portugal in the 13th century as a means of students to earn money or food. Nowadays students don't belong to a "tuna" for money nor food, but seeking to keep a tradition alive, for fun, to travel a lot and to meet new people from other universities. A member of a tuna is a "tunante", but is usually known simply as a "tuno". "Sopista" was the name given in the earlier times of the "tunas" but is still accepted as well. == History == The...
 
I prefer it even to toro.
 
Come muy bien la tuna que canta por atún.
Well, if they can carry a tune.
 
1:12 PM
Whatever.
 
There is a tune/tuna/atún/toon connection in my mind that won’t let go.
 
So it looks like the forces of Mordor (i.e., the Republicans) have arrayed themselves against Net Neutrality. Why am I not surprised?
 
The tuna who sings for tuna eats very well.
Oligarchy.
 
O fortuna!
Where is Frodo when you really need him?
 
In Eldamar.
Or Valinor.
Or he has already passed out of Time into the bosom of Ilúvatar, somewhere beyond the Door of Night where Eärendil stands eternal vigil against Morgoth’s return.
We now must our own heroes make.
 
1:17 PM
secretly Morgoth has snuck in, dressed as a waiter
 
Server.
They also serve, those who stand and wait.
@MattЭллен You are not yet inured to the disrespectful disservice dispensed by European and British waiters alike? Come then to América, where every waitron unit is guaranteed to be pretty and witty and gay.
 
with a script or headshot portfolio in hand, no doubt!
 
María.
Aye to that script.
 
or demo tape
 
pr0n
There is something dischordant about María.
It must be the diminished fifth.
Who the hell has been in my liquor cabinet?
 
1:24 PM
randy?
Lorin?
one of the deer got in through an open window, maybe
 
@tchrist There is a diminished fifth in all the songs from West Side Story. And I got that from Stephen Sondheim himself, believe it or not.
 
They are sealed in their chambers, as the temperature is plunging down towards the single digits. FAHRENHEIT
 
Feb 8 '11 at 13:47, by Robusto
Also ... and this should be interesting to you from your musical background, Reg ... in my younger days I actually smoked weed with Stephen Sondheim. His weed!
 
@Robusto Always ascending, signalling pain, hope, and resolution — or also the descending version of the damned?
 
He said he and "Lenny" wanted to give each song a yearning, unresolved quality.
 
1:28 PM
I seem to recall that Bach has a falling tritone in St Matt’s.
It was a common trope to signal Bad Things.
Turn back, O Man, foreswear thy foolish ways!
 
War Requiem.
 
Yes
Today of all days.
The chimes.
But it is not just the chimes. It’s everywhere.
> Another issue is the building of the whole work on the interval of the tritone or augmented 4th (C – F#) – an interval which, for centuries, has been known as the ‘devil’s’ interval. It sounds the note of warning right at the opening of the work and appears throughout.
The point of the tritone, however, is its dual capacity as a discord in its melodic guise, and its harmonic role as part of a chord leading to resolution (it forms part of a dominant 7th chord, for instance). This in itself mirrors the themes of conflict and reconciliation which underpin the whole work. From a practical po
füßcommute
 
@tchrist It's Fuß (no umlaut there, only in plural, and if you mean plural you need to add an e at the end: der Fuß, die Füße.
 
2:31 PM
Self-promotion:
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A: What are the percentages of the parts of speech in English?

MitchAs far as a dictionary is concerned, which may also be related to 'what to learn'), parts of speech fall roughly into two kinds, open and closed. A closed set is one that is pretty much unchanging. For example, the set of pronouns in English has I, you, we and only a few more, and a new on...

I'm surprised nobody mentioned open and closed sets. So I did.
 
open and closed sets
 
@Mitch is y'all "new"?
 
3:28 PM
No..well, yes to northerners
 
3:54 PM
@MattЭллен Thanks for mentioning
Also, happy No Stops Tuesdays... Period
 
the bus service has never been so good
 
There's a trend at homes for people with Alzheimer's to put a non-functioning bus stop out front. They found it gives the patient's something to do, waiting for the bus (instead of walking off aimlessly). But then they give up and go back inside.
Oh...old news...
 
huh. not bad. thanks, obama
 
In the US that doesn't work. There are few busses and you need a car to get anywhere and the homes are way out in the suburbs where you can't get to. or leave.
Dude, you know that inspector Lewis crime show (and also forever before then Inspector Morse)? Holy crap...from the number of murders every week on that show, the population of Oxford must be down to just the police force, who are obviously the ones behind all the killings.
 
it's true. we all fear for our lives
Morse didn't die. He's the one doing it.
if you're not dead, you're arrested for murder
 
4:17 PM
@MattЭллен Morse is a red herring. We all know who the real Oxford killer is: it's Matt Ellen, a.k.a. The Oxford Comma.
 
I'm the difference between life and death, and life, and death
 
A lot of those crimes go unreported, I understand.
So the statistics err on the low side.
I suppose if there were a general air of stupefaction that settles over your town, you might call it the Oxford Coma.
 
sounds like the premise for a zombie film
 
That would be an air of putrefaction.
 
 
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8:10 PM
posted on November 11, 2014 by sgdi

A man who was local to Mars His job was valeting space cars He cleaned them all through With magic space goo The goo was kept locked up in jars He was once offered some quick cash For giving a ride on his moustache He took up the offer They rode good and proper But his top lip got a slight rash He wanted to get an appointment With a doctor to get him some ointment For the rash on

 
 
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11:25 PM
Jan 11 '12 at 22:26, by Cerberus
http://thereheis.com/nucleus3.22/item/2008/06/fake-bus-stop-prevents-old-people-from-escaping-sdeath-centers-old-age-home
Too bad the link died.
 
Wow, reminiscing about old times?
 
Hello.
Back to your old name?
 
Yep :D
 
old name new pink
 
Old name old blue for me.
 
11:33 PM
is it {0, 0, 255}?
 
0000FE
So 0, 0, 254.
 
sneaky
 
nods
 
I am thinking of learning each of French, German, Italian and Spanish to a basic level in 3 months each in 1 year.
 
Sounds like a good plan.
Or...you could pick one language and learn it very well.
 
11:36 PM
I can get the very cheap 'Living Language X Complete Edition' from Amazon.
I think I should go to the park for a walk today.
 
Are you feeling better?
 
A little, but still with runny nose and cough.
I think it will last till the end of the week.
 
Probably best to rest in bed, no?
 
Well, it's just a little now, so I can go out. I went out the last 2 days as well.
 

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