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2:00 PM
@TimStone I don't know how to handle this information so I will discard it.
 
@RedRiderX pah! we suspend 10 year olds just for merely existing!
 
suspend obliterate
 
In other news:
 
space shibe
 
Going where no Inu has gone before.
 
2:07 PM
@OrigamiRobot I hate you.
 
very frontier
much final
 
The worst is when they intentionally spell "gravity" and "science" wrong.
 
Jeah, that works :D
 
2:08 PM
@Sterno I will now directly ping you will all further shibe, Butterscotch.
 
I shall retaliate with doge sloth
 
many fear
such slow
What about animals being dicks? Is that ok?
 
boo
@KevinvanderVelden I oughtta make a version that automagically burns by keyword
 
@boo and a less laggy version
 
boo
@3ventic Shhhhh
 
2:16 PM
This is weird. Only half of veryone's gravatars loaded
 
@boo I accidentally burned this
 
 
@RavenDreamer Yeah, that happened to me a couple times.
 
BACK!!!
 
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Q: How to open the trade route to Britain?

DavidYellSo in the mini-game 'Kenways Fleet' you can dispatch your fleet across the Atlantic to trade. Doing certain missions opens up access to new places to visit. Which mission will unlock the trade routes to Britain?

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Q: Setup dual monitor with crossfire or sli

blacklooking to setup a dual monitor 20 inch full hd each with ASUS SABERTOOTH 990FX and AMD 8350 and GPU with AMD or NVDIA now with that 2500+resolution should i go for a good mid range single card of NVDIA/AMD or should one go with AMD CROSSFIRE/NVDIA SLI. NVDIA opens sabertooth for SLI. which on...

 
2:22 PM
i need to find some mc servers
 
Do you truly know the task you have asked for @SaintWacko?
 
If I ever become a DJ (which is about as likely as @kalina conceding an argument), my stage name will be MC Servers.
 
@RedRiderX er, not really....
 
@Meraj99 Why not?
 
@RedRiderX idk
@RedRiderX first, i need a optifine for 1.7.2
 
2:26 PM
0
Q: How do I expand my mind a little bit, man?

boo What do I need to do to expand my mind a little bit?

 
Didn't know this was a thing.
 
boo
@RedRiderX Only discovered today AFAIK
 
Dang, that got upvoted fast.
 
FAE
@boo Holy crap, your KoL question just gave me flashbacks.
 
boo
@FAE Haha
 
2:29 PM
So... what is KoL like?
 
God, I haven't played that game in a long time.
 
FAE
@boo I don't think I've played regularly since like... 2005 or 2006.
 
boo
@RedRiderX So far, very entertaining
 
I never really tried it out.
 
@RedRiderX Turn-based browser RPG.
 
FAE
2:30 PM
@RedRiderX It's fun. It's turn-based with a limit of turns per day.
Though you can increase those turns via certain actions in the game.
It's very amusing and there's lots of ways to play it.
 
I should probably log back on and make sure nobody stole my stuff.
 
FAE
Again though, it's been forever since I've played, so I don't really know how it is now.
@Yuki I never actually got around to Ascending, haha.
 
@FAE I've done quite a few ascensions, but my biggest thing is that I have an Ultra-Rare that I'm worried that someone might have hacked my account to get.
 
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Q: Is it Possible to play Dead Rising 3 Indefinitely?

Zero StackWhile playing Dead Rising 3, you find out that: Is it possible to keep feeding my desire to kill zombies without worrying about the event to come? I also ask this because I want to see all tragic endings and obtain all collectibles around the map (which is very time consuming). I am pl...

 
@FAE Ugh, time limited games are the devil.
 
2:34 PM
@OrigamiRobot You get more than enough turns per day and with proper planning, you can get a lot more from other actions.
 
FAE
@Yuki Woo, just succesfully got back into my account.
 
@Yuki Don't care. Still the worst.
 
@OrigamiRobot No, that would be PTW games.
 
@Yuki dj'ing is easy
 
Unless the number of actions you can get is infinite, it's the worst.
 
2:35 PM
CMON NEXUS 7 DISPATCH ALREADY
 
@Yuki Nope. Time limits are worse.
 
Because I like torturing you guys, I'd just like to reiterate that Starbound is fun and everyone should be playing it.
:)
 
Because of my Nexus 7 I'm in world division 1 commander on BF4..
 
@FAE Join Official Arqade Clan (Not Official) Right now it's me and @boo .
 
FAE
@Yuki My first account that I made in 2005 got deleted for inactivity so after that, I bought something from Mr. Store so I didn't have to worry about it.
 
2:37 PM
@FAE They don't delete on inactivity anymore, if you ascended at least once IIRC. My account is still alive anyway after a pretty long inactivity break.
 
FAE
7 mins ago, by FAE
@Yuki I never actually got around to Ascending, haha.
 
@FAE Yea, I lost at least 3 account to inactivity.
 
@3ventic Congratulations.
 
FAE
Hahaha, I can tell how old this is because my age in my profile is still listed as 21.
 
2:39 PM
Ok, so is there social things you can do in KoL?
 
FAE
@Arperum I don't remember how to do this...
 
@RedRiderX There are a few social things, several of them post-game, but KoL is by and large a play-on-your-own game.
 
@Yuki I see.
 
@Arperum I'll have to send one of my alts there. I have waaaay too much karma in my current clan.
 
post-game?
 
2:40 PM
@FAE There should be some clan area in town. or you can search for users, and then click on the clanname.
 
Good morning, Bridge
2
 
@RedRiderX Post-game content is all content past L15 since that's the highest level you need to complete the storyline.
 
Also, Ben Kuchera is leaving PAR. Huh. One less gaming news site to read, I guess.
 
People read gaming news sites?
 
@Yuki Get them to whitelist you so you can enter that clan back at will.
 
2:42 PM
Ascending can be done after you complete the storyline. You basically re-roll your character, but are allowed to keep most of your items (anything not quest-related) and some other stuff.
 
@Yuki And a skill. And familiars.
 
FAE
@Arperum If I click on the Clan District, if I were still in one, that'd take me to their place, right?
 
@FAE yup.
@FAE What is your charactername?
 
@Yuki Ah I see.
 
Oh. Penny Arcade is shutting down PAR. That makes more sense.
 
2:46 PM
I wish they'd sell something that would let you change you name.
I made my account back when I was 14 or so and didn't have good sense in names.
Still don't have good sense, but I have better sense than I did when I was 14.
 
FAE
@Yuki You can change that in your profile
 
@FAE You can only change the capitalization, I thought.
 
FAE
@Yuki Oh wait no that's... yeah. I didn't try it, I just saw the field.
 
Hmm.
I get that it's almost part of the feel of KoL, but is there anything you can do about the website itself?
It's got a rather musty smell about it.
 
20 mins ago, by Arperum
@FAE Join Official Arqade Clan (Not Official) Right now it's me and @boo .
For those who want to join.
 
2:59 PM
what game?
 
@kalina Kingdom of Loathing.
 
never heard of it
 
It's old.
 
Older than WOW!
 
3:00 PM
Meat is the currency.
This seems like it will be interesting...
 
@Sterno But not nearly as old as @Sternold.
 
boo
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Q: How can I get un-drunk quickly?

booI got falling-down-drunk. Is there any way to sober up quickly? I didn't realise drinking so much would impair my ability to do things, I just wanted more adventures.

 
@Yuki There ain't no old like @Sternold.
 
boo
@RedRiderX Young. Old. @Sternold.
 
Oh god, I remember that game
it's been ages
Bad Moon is the devil
aww, blocked at work, too bad. It seems like a perfect game for sitting in the background until code needs to compile
 
3:07 PM
@Sconibulus I permaunlocked Bad Moon.
@boo AFAIK not, aside from waiting.
 
> hail from the frigid Northlands, because one character class always hails from the frigid Northlands
okey...
 
@Braiam Yes.
But I'm a Pastamancer.
 
I think I wandered away during my first bad moon run
 
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Q: How can I get un-drunk quickly?

booI got falling-down-drunk. Is there any way to sober up quickly? I didn't realise drinking so much would impair my ability to do things, I just wanted more adventures.

 
got a full suit of plexiglass though
 
3:09 PM
...Oh my god this looks really freaking old.
 
> You eat the popsicle, and are filled with a sneaking suspicion that nothing is real.
@Unionhawk It is.
 
@Arperum Oh that was a fun run.
 
boo
Bad Moon?
 
I spent an entire week at the Perplexing Door (the part with all the 8-bit references) trying to get white pixels.
 
FAE
@Arperum Just applied
@Yuki I vaguely remember this
 
3:11 PM
@boo It's an ascension type you can attempt. Bad Luck everywhere
I think it was harder than hardcore too
 
I do not know how to mix drinks.
 
boo
@Sconibulus I don't know what ascension is yet
 
It took me 4 tries to stumble upon the screwdriver.
 
Why is it that all the really stupid "Read the damn wiki" answers always get me tons more votes than the "I spent like 3 hours figuring out the redstone here, here's what I got" answers?
 
boo
Wow, stupid flags that aren't from here
@Unionhawk Stupid questions are the best questions.
 
3:12 PM
@boo New Game +\
 
then...who was flag?
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@Lazers I think that's the point of being fallen-down drunk.
 
@Unionhawk Because more people know that the wiki answer is correct while only a few are comfortable voting up the not-so-sure-of answer?
 
You're out of commission for the day.
 
"Can villagers build villages" seems like a pretty extremely dumb question to me. But I guess 11 people disagree.
 
3:15 PM
 
@FAE Accepted. the clan doesn't have much though, we be poor people. (And I can't access my measly 1 million meat until I have beaten my current run).
 
Depends on what you mean by "build". "Set new blocks to create a village", no, not in vanilla. "Create a new village object", yes - every time they find a door which connects something they "think" is inside with something "outside", the villager creates a "Village" object there. You'd still need to bring one to the place, obviously - minecarts are a typical solution.
Less typical, but working for skyblock type worlds: Turn a zombie villager into a real villager, he'll create a new village as soon as he can.
 
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Q: Will unnaturally spawned villagers build a village?

Charlie FrewIf I spawn villagers in creative mode, will they build a village? Or do they even build anything?

 
@boo Dangit. Spent too much time describing the items and got ninja'd.
 
FAE
@Arperum I don't even know what you can really do in clans, as I never was active in one before I stopped playing.
@Yuki Haha, yeah, I gave up too.
 
@FAE Most of the clan content is the Clan Dungeons, which is post-game content.
 
I wish to add contacts!
Who plays KoL?
 
@Yuki And kinda pricey as hell. 10M meat required to even unlock the dungeon IIRC.
@RedRiderX Aye.
 
FAE
@Arperum Yikes.
 
I'm RedRiderX, surprisingly.
 
3:20 PM
@Arperum Well, usually the entire clan donates meat to fund this stuff.
 
@Arperum Oh my.
 
@Yuki True.
 
boo
@RedRiderX I
 
And 10M isn't that bad for an entire clan. I have around 8-10M myself, last time I checked.
 
1 min ago, by RedRiderX
I wish to add contacts!
 
boo
3:20 PM
@RedRiderX Join the clan!
 
I need your name.
Don't I?
I think I do...
 
And I have a few "investments" in terms of popular IotMs.
 
FAE
@RedRiderX just search for Arqade
 
@FAE Oh.
 
@RedRiderX And then apply, I have a tab open to accept, working for the rest.
 
3:21 PM
Jeah, I have an "anniversary gift box"
 
FAE
> Due to changes in the Geneva Convention, barbed-wire fences are no longer a campsite item. You pull them up and prepare to send them to Nytmare.
Huh.
Pretty bouquets and picket fences aren't used either anymore.
 
The annoying part of making meat is the first 8M or so. Once you get that, you can slowly make a profit by buying Mr. A's around the middle to the end of the month and selling at the beginning when there's demand to pay for the IotM.
 
@FAE In the Search for a Player box?
 
You guys need to go somewhere else! Knowing that people enjoy something I hate makes me angry!
 
boo
@RedRiderX Oh, you need to be level 4 (I think) to join a clan
 
3:22 PM
ANGRY
2
 
@OrigamiRobot sloths are adorable
 
@boo Oh.
nvm then
 
22 secs ago, by OrigamiRobot
ANGRY
 
boo
@OrigamiRobot I have a pet sloth
 
@FAE The game is different. I was kinda confused by the amount of skills available to buy, it was only half of that when I last played.
 
boo
3:23 PM
@RedRiderX You can get to that on your first day easily though
@Arperum The rate at which you can buy them is quite limited
At least it is when you are starting out
 
> You must be at least level 3 to apply to a clan.
@boo Thanks for that.
I can see where I need to go now.
 
boo
@RedRiderX Yeah, you should get there within your first 200 adventures
 
You're also making me sad that the old browser based game I used to play (Vagabond's Quest) is dead and gone.
 
@Arperum Not to mention that there is just so much more content.
 
@Yuki True, I never even went into the sea, Last time I played slime tube was kinda new.
@boo It was half that before.
 
3:25 PM
> You eat the liver popsicle. While fancy restaurants often serve sorbet and foie gras, there's a reason they don't mix them together. Now you know what that reason is.
 
FAE
I think my Astral Badger was my Mr. Store item.
 
I think I see some potential for more question titles.
 
@FAE That name sounds store itemy yes.
 
But I cba to play browser-based games anymore, really.
 
boo
@Unionhawk I'm holding back. I could easily flood but I don't want to ask more than a couple a day
 
3:26 PM
@Unionhawk I would if they weren't all energy based nowdays.
 
Also I applied to the clan @Arperum
 
@RedRiderX KoL has quite a few amusing item descriptions and consumption messages.
 
@OrigamiRobot Yeah, screw that.
 
After looking at my current setup I seem to have left when the "trendy" path was first available, aiming to complete one on time or some such nonsense.
 
Check out this one for the staph of homophones: This ate-foot staph is rot of timbre maid from sturdy seeder would. A corps of guilt quarts ads wait and axe as a channel threw witch thee castor can chute bolts of lightening at his oar her soon too bee chard faux.
 
3:28 PM
@Unionhawk Not only can you not play as much as you want, you feel compelled to play when you don't want so you don't waste energy.
 
@KevinvanderVelden Accepted.
 
1 min ago, by Unionhawk
@OrigamiRobot Yeah, screw that.
 
@OrigamiRobot Eh. I haven't logged on in a year.
 
FAE
@OrigamiRobot Well KoL doesn't have auto-turn regen, so you don't have that.
 
@FAE Well, it sorta does. You get a base of 40 every day.
But they don't have a countdown for your next turn or something.
 
FAE
3:30 PM
@Yuki Well that's what I mean, it only regens on rollover.
 
@FAE You still have to use all your actions per day.
 
FAE
Not like "10 minutes until one more energy point!"
 
Aah, mosquito is best familiar
> You watch with glee as Tron extracts 8 drops of blood from your enemy. Then you listen with barely-concealed horror as he squirts the blood into your ear.
 
is cold... blargh
inb4 canadians
 
Pretty glad I'm not working on a multiplatform video game
 
3:31 PM
@Unionhawk 40F here :(
It was 75 on saturday
 
@BenBrocka Yes but does it run on OpenBSD?
 
Your weather is messed up.
 
@OrigamiRobot Not really. You only get a base of 40 and you have a max turn retention of 200. So you can wait five days or so before you hit the turn cap.
 
PICK A CLIMATE AND STICK WITH IT NORTH CAROLINA
@Yuki day/week/whatever You're still compelled to play so you don't waste resources.
 
@Yuki Hah.
That's great.
 
3:34 PM
Aaand compiling again ...
 
@RedRiderX There are a lot of pop culture references in KoL. A lot.
 
@badp anything x86 is probably less of a pain to port to than the PS3/3DS, or even 360/wii u
Lots of weird-ass architecture in console land
 
@Yuki I have just noticed the KOL signal.
 
Name a film, TV series, or person that was even marginally famous and chances are that they're mentioned somewhere.
Oh, and art. They reference quite a few famous art pieces too.
 
FAE
@Yuki So last I was playing, I was heading for The Final Ultimate Epic Final Conflict, but now there's probably been so much other content added...
 
3:37 PM
@OrigamiRobot I feel the exact same way.
I hate when people like things I dislike.
 
@Wipqozn Stop disliking the wrong things then.
 
@FAE Yeah, they've changed quite a few quests.
They've expanded a lot of their old content.
 
@Wipqozn Speaking of, I played EU4 all of saturday. Fucking comets...
 
I think, nowadays, just doing the main story quests is enough to get you to L15.
 
@OrigamiRobot comets are literally worse than three hitlers.
 
3:39 PM
@Wipqozn And my 2nd ruler was 0/1/0 :/
 
@OrigamiRobot Wooow.
I've had some shitty rulers, but that takes the cake.
Who were you playing as?
 
@Wipqozn Ottomans.
 
> supportive bra

Hey, bra. You're doing a great job, bra. Keep it up, bra.
Go KoL.
 
@Wipqozn As soon as my next ruler was of age, I made the 0/1/0 guy a military leader and got him killed
 
@OrigamiRobot Speaking of, there's an expansion for it coming out on...Wednesday?
 
3:41 PM
@OrigamiRobot haha, that's why love this game.
@fbueckert Nexy month.
It got pushed back.
 
@fbueckert I don't have any of the existing expansions.
 
Next expansion should be Europa Universalis IV: The Age of Comets
 
FAE
@Yuki Uuuuugh I don't know what to do. I used to know so many crafting recipes off the top of my head, mixed drinks, which drinks gave how many turns (I'm a disco bandit, this stuff's important to me)... I've forgotten it all. :(
 
@Yuki Noooooooooooooooo
 
@FAE that's good, now you can have fun rediscovering it all!
 
3:42 PM
@Wipqozn Huh. Gamespot still has it as Wednesday.
 
@Wipqozn I named my only non-autosave "Bad Decision" because that's why I'm saving.
 
Each time a comet happens, you increase a hidden counter. As that counter hits certain thresholds, even worse things happen whenever you get a comet.
 
@fbueckert Gamespot is dumb.
 
@boo if that question reach enough hotness for the supercollider I'm going to cry
 
@Braiam The supercollider doesn't exist anymore... It's just a list opn the homepage now.
 
3:45 PM
/me sends @Arperum to AU...
 
@Wipqozn I'm using the army composition things from the wiki and it is very effective.
 
FAE
Wow, looking at the Campground changes, no wonder I was like "Where'd my stuff go?"
 
@Braiam Now, now, you can't expect everyone to know that. :P
 
Welp, my clipboard is awesome.
Copy damn you.
 
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Q: How do I change the key bindings?

ZibbobzI would really like "up" to be jump for this game, especially since it doesn't seem to serve any other purpose, but there doesn't seem to be an option to bind keys in this game. Is there any way to bind keys for Starbound, or otherwise change the input options for the game?

 
3:46 PM
@Unionhawk Is that a submarine gun?
 
Sub machine gun.
 
@Unionhawk That works too.
 
@Unionhawk ...ow
 
> You gain 1 Sarcasm
?
 
3:48 PM
This is why I'm looking forward to this one.
@RedRiderX "LOLJK There is no Sarcasm stat"
 
@RedRiderX Each stat has substats. As you gain substats, you get progress towards your next stat-up.
 
@Yuki Oh.
 
So increases in Sarcasm, Rogueishness, etc. increases your progress to the Moxie stat.
 
@Yuki OHHH
 
> This is a knife you got from a can of asparagus. It's sharp, and will make the pee of anything you stab with it smell funny.
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This game is great.
 
3:52 PM
@RedRiderX The substats are as follows: Muscle (Beefiness, Fortitude, Muscleboundness, Strengthliness, and Strongness), Mysticality (Enchantedness, Magicalness, Mysteriousness, and Wizardliness), and Moxie (Cheek, Chutzpah, Roguishness, Sarcasm, and Charm).
It doesn't really matter which ones you get, they all increase their respective stat's substat counter.
 
@RedRiderX which game?
 
@Yuki Interesting.
@Wipqozn Kingdom of Loathing.
I just started.
Like 30 mins ago.
 
I'm so glad my brother has his mind set on getting a Wii U for Smash 4 and other games. This is looking to be hilarious.
 
@RedRiderX Here's the effect description for Broken Dancing: You've swallowed something that didn't want to be swallowed and it's taking its rage out on your insides. The internal trauma makes you feel like you're in a house of pain, and you can't stop jumping around.
Also, the blue effect text says You Can't Not Dance If You Don't Want To.
 
@Yuki Hah.
> Today's KoL date is April 5
?
> You may not enter the chat until you have proven yourself literate.
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This game is amazing.
 
FAE
3:56 PM
@RedRiderX Ah yes, I forgot about that.
 
@RedRiderX Temple of literacy and the ghosty of the English Language IIRC.
LOOOONG ago that.
 
> You encounter the spirit of the Dolphin King. He busts a rhyme...
 
@RedRiderX Kol has a separate calendar, with some extra festivities and stuff, and the stand of the moons influences stat gain or something.
 
@Arperum Ah okay.
 
3:59 PM
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