The Bridge

fredley

1:00 PM

@kalina You're from Georgia, sweet Georgia, And the history books unfold ya!

FEichinger

@kalina Charming.

:P

kalina

@fredley As a messed up motherfucker bent in the mind, who built a superpower but he paid the price

fredley

@kalina With the endless destruction of Russian lives, if you're the man of steel I spit kryptonite!

kalina

@fredley Big dick mystic known to hypnotize, I could end you with a whisper to your wife.

fredley

@kalina Look into my eyes you perverted witch.

FEichinger

1:01 PM

Anyways, back to work.

kalina

@fredley See the soul of the man who made Mother Russia his bitch?

fredley

@kalina You think I give a fuck about my wife?

kalina

@fredley My own son got locked up in prison, and I didn't save his life!

ChrisHateZ

@FEichinger Have fun?

fredley

@kalina You got off easy when they pickled that moose cock!

kalina

1:01 PM

@fredley I'd leave your neck in a noose, in a trench, and shot!

fredley

@kalina Your whole family? Shot! All your wizard friends? Shot!

FEichinger

@ChrisHateZ There's no fun in PHP.

kalina

@fredley Anyone who sold you pierogi? Shot!

fredley

@kalina Starve you for days til you waste away,

ChrisHateZ

@FEichinger ^_^

TylerShads

1:01 PM

@fredley I'm just chatting away in movies and I see this line in the little chat sidebar and just go wtf?

kalina

@fredley I even crush mother fuckers when I'm laid in state.

fredley

@kalina Pride of Lenin took Trotsky out of the picture,

kalina

@fredley Drop the hammer on you harder than I bitch slapped Hitler.

Wipqozn

@TylerShads For a moment I thought you meant you were in a movie and I was going to berate you for having your phone on.

fredley

@kalina I have no pride for you who ruined everything

kalina

1:02 PM

@fredley My revolution was doing to stop the bourgeoisie!

Grumpy Lazers

5

Q: Was there a RCT scenario when you had a compete with a rival park?

This image has been floating around the web recently: As an massive fan of RCT1 and 2 (3 I played a small amount) I don't remember a scenario where you had a rival park. I remember one where your park was split over a highway in RCT2 but nothing described like that above. Was there a park with ...

roller-coaster-tycoon

TylerShads

@Wipqozn Maybe I am

MAYBE THIS IS ALL A DREAM

fredley

@kalina I fought the bondage of classes, the proletariat masses

kalina

@fredley Have brought me here to spit a thesis against both of your asses!

fredley

@kalina Let me start with you there, Frankenstein!

kalina

1:03 PM

@fredley Looking like something out of R.L. Stine

fredley

@kalina It's hip hop chowder, red over white,

tombull89

@GrumpyLazers took your time.

kalina

@fredley Cause the Tsar's wife can't do shit tonight!

fredley

@kalina And Joseph you were supposed to be my right hand man,

kalina

@fredley But your loyalty shrivelled up like your right hand, man!

TylerShads

1:03 PM

Oh, ERB, I get it now

fredley

@kalina Our whole future was bright, you let your heart grow dark,

kalina

@fredley And stopped the greatest revolution since the birth of Marx!

fredley

@kalina Did somebody say birthmarks?

kalina

@fredley Yo I'm the host with the most Glasnost

fredley

@kalina Assholes made a mess and the war got cold.

kalina

1:04 PM

@fredley Shook hands with both Ronalds; Reagan and McDonald's, no doubt!

tombull89

...I've missed something here, right?

8

Wipqozn

TylerShads

@tombull89 They're doing Epic Rap Battles

fredley

32 mins ago, by fredley

@kalina If your name end with 'in', time to get out!

kalina

@fredley I had the balls to let Baryshnikov dance, playa!

I get a sense that we have done this verse before

fredley

1:05 PM

@kalina Quite possible

kalina

maybe it's time for Edison vs Tesla

also, bad news @fredley

fredley

@kalina ?

kalina

as a result of us having fun, there is now something pinned in the star list

fredley

@kalina NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

2

FEichinger

@kalina @fredley The two of you are really cute together.

5

fredley

1:06 PM

Jun 25 at 14:05, by fredley

kalina

@TylerShads EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYYYYYYYYYY.... TOM MEDLEY... VERSES! KAAAAAAAALIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA - BEGIN!

fredley

@kalina If this actually happened it would be something like Shy Ronnie

TylerShads

Hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor

kalina

@fredley No power in the 'verse can stop me. I set fire to your stars and moderators block me.

9

Arperum

@kalina I read the second half of that in the voice of those goblin mages in Magicka... Where they are trying to summon some uberdemon or something.

tombull89

1:09 PM

@kalina hat tip

fredley

@kalina You rhymed me with me you pathetic fairy, you'll have to do better than that if you want to get me.

kalina

how rude

I'm only good for one spontaneous rhyme, sorry

fredley

@kalina I can keep going all day

kalina

we're still talking about rhyming, right?

2

LessPop_MoreFizz

@fredley Please don't.

fredley

1:10 PM

@kalina I have no idea

I really ought to do some work

OrigamiRobot

@fredley Well, technically those are all the things I've learned.

fredley

@OrigamiRobot Assuming you're some kind of knowledge processing based AI, the two are equivalent

OrigamiRobot

@fredley No, because I knew things before I started learning here.

kalina

I am bored now

so in Dexter season 8... he kills more people

OrigamiRobot

@kalina /dance

kalina

1:15 PM

just sayin', sorry for ruining the show for you

Sterno

@kalina GOD, SPOILERS

OrigamiRobot

/sandwich

FEichinger

@kalina Why, that's ... that's surprising, really.

kalina

@Sterno you watch Dexter?

Sterno

@kalina Yes, though I didn't see last night's yet.

kalina

1:16 PM

FANTASTIC

Sterno

Not that I particuarly care about getting spoiled.

kalina

Do you... oh

well ok, Debbie is nuts and kills Dexter in front of his son

Sterno

Heh

StrixVaria

Why am I at work instead of playing Rogue Legacy?

5

OrigamiRobot

@kalina Nobody calls her "Debbie."

kalina

1:17 PM

@OrigamiRobot I do

OrigamiRobot

@StrixVaria Sadly, so am I.

@kalina How does it feel to be so wrong?

kalina

do you reckon Rogue Legacy would run via RDP?

Sterno

@OrigamiRobot I assumed she meant Debbie Gibson shows up and does it, while singing Electric Youth.

Although come to think of it, she goes by Deborah Gibson now.

kalina

If so, I might just buy it so I can tell you how I'm playing it during work hours

StrixVaria

@kalina What kind of framerate do you get via RDP?

OrigamiRobot

1:17 PM

@kalina Do you have a controller at work? Because the keyboard controls are awful.

StrixVaria

@OrigamiRobot A lot of people are doing well with the keyboard.

Maybe you're just awful.

OrigamiRobot

@StrixVaria Those people are wrong.

kalina

@StrixVaria enough to watch TV shows and youtube

and FTL

@StrixVaria it is well established that @OrigamiRobot is bad at games

5

in fact, I completed FTL at work

via RDP

StrixVaria

@kalina Whether or not you play it over RDP, you should still get Rogue Legacy.

23 hours ago, by StrixVaria

@ArdaXi Everyone should get Rogue Legacy.

kalina

I just want to point out

If I had listened to any of you

and purchased a Wii U and Monster Hunter

for you to all of a sudden go play this game instead

StrixVaria

1:20 PM

This is $15 instead of $400.

OrigamiRobot

@StrixVaria WASD for non-movement only works in BoI because attacking is directional.

kalina

I'd have hunted each of you down and killed you

I knew something like this was going to happen

StrixVaria

How much is $15 in monopoly money?

FEichinger

@kalina And that's why you didn't listen to them.

kalina

I duno, the game looks ugly anyway

I will just play Mass Effect again until WatchDogs comes out

Powerlord

1:21 PM

I just pictured a website that calculates how much stuff would be in monopoly money.

kalina

@FEichinger yes it is

FEichinger

@kalina Then don't listen to them now either.

OrigamiRobot

0

Q: What Pokémon are catchable on Route 1 in Pokémon: Ash Grey?

In Pokémon Ash Grey, The story closely follows that of the Anime, including for example, the situation with Spearow in the very first episode, that formed the close bond between Pikachu and Ash. The game is fairly similar to the other official games, including random encounters in grass. After g...

pokemon-ash-grey

ChrisHateZ

@kalina Talking about rogue legacy?

kalina

@FEichinger I need to ask/answer questions for reputation

OrigamiRobot

1:22 PM

Is Ash Gray a real thing? It looks like a rom hack to me.

FEichinger

@OrigamiRobot It is.

kalina

@OrigamiRobot Pokemon Ash Gray does exist, it is a hacked version of Pokemon Fire Red which includes a lot more content than the original game

sounds hacked to me

FEichinger

@kalina Google is much better than actually playing the game.

kalina

@FEichinger I like scattering screenshots all over things I post

and nothing beats first hand knowledge

FEichinger

@kalina Well, tough break.

kalina

1:25 PM

I am 20 reviews from my second steward badge

StrixVaria

fredley

@StrixVaria Dear lord I love Baklava

StrixVaria

I just had Baklava.

fredley

@StrixVaria I hate you

kalina

@fredley This hurts you.

I wish people would accept answers when I post them, rather than just leaving a comment saying "thanks"

ChrisHateZ

1:35 PM

@kalina Ikr

I always tell them this: "If my answer was helpful, a good way to show your gratitude would be to mark it as answered."

Grumpy Lazers

1

Q: Is renting a museum exhibit a one time charge?

In New Leaf you can now rent museum space on the second floor for 10,000 bells. However the wording "rent" made me wonder; is this a recurring payment or does 10,00 bells cover me until I decide to retire the exhibit? If it recurs, how does that work?

animal-crossing-new-leaf

fredley

@ChrisHateZ I do this, and add that they will earn rep if they accept.

Nothing like a tiny, rep-flavoured carrot

badp

New avgn. @ori will love this one

I hate that guy.

1:45 PM

@StrixVaria I don't get it.

StrixVaria

You wouldn't.

kalina

@ChrisHateZ I have never once left a comment like this

@StrixVaria if they made a L4D movie, Adam Baldwin would be a perfect fit for Francis

not that they should make another zombie apocalypse movie, for at least another 20 years

OrigamiRobot

WWZ was meh.

kalina

and then you know that "24 years later" will be the first

OrigamiRobot

I wouldn't pay to see it.

kalina

1:52 PM

I rarely pay to see movies

Sterno

Filthy pirate.

Sconibulus

@OrigamiRobot I did not like it... it made far too little sense for me

StrixVaria

I heard that the WWZ book was good despite the movie.

Sconibulus

WWZ movie had basically nothing to do with the book

kalina

@Sterno I am not filthy

OrigamiRobot

1:54 PM

@Sconibulus It started strong, the just puttered out.

kalina

if <company> makes decent <content>, I will buy it

OrigamiRobot

@kalina Yes you are. Very very filthy.

kalina

the rest of the time, I will show them my support by ripping it off

@OrigamiRobot LISTEN ROBOT

You are the dirty one around here

Sterno

@kalina Are you sure? I thought you said something about skipping a bath.

kalina

@Sterno nope, I think you misread

@Sterno is it your worst nightmare that your daughter grows up to be just like me?

Sterno

1:56 PM

@kalina Yeah, probably. Reading chat too closely leads to brain cell loss.

kalina

do you lose sleep at night over that?

Sconibulus

@OrigamiRobot Yeah, it seemed pretty good until after the extraction

OrigamiRobot

Humans are talking bags of meat and fluids. Disgusting.

Sterno

@kalina You're still alive, so you've got that going for you.

kalina

@OrigamiRobot the red fluid tastes quite nice

Arperum

1:57 PM

@kalina I'd stay away from other colors though, green is rather disgusting.

kalina

green?

humans do not have a green fluid under normal operation, go see a doctor

OrigamiRobot

@kalina Babies do.

kalina

eww

Arperum

Your bile contains some greenish colored disgusting fluid.

puke long enough and you'll know the taste better then you like.

kalina

fortunately, I don't make a habit of puking

Shotgun Ninja

2:04 PM

@kalina You hold your liquor better than that?

Sterno

@OrigamiRobot I think your data is faulty.

OrigamiRobot

@Sterno Maybe your baby is faulty.

Shotgun Ninja

@Sterno No, I've clearly seen several fluids emitting from babies that qualify as 'green'.

Powerlord

@Sterno Of course it it, OrigamiRobot was corrupted a while back.

Shotgun Ninja

Mucus and feces come to mind.

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Sterno

2:16 PM

@ShotgunNinja But was that during normal operation?

I've only seen green during abnormal operation, the same as any non-baby human.

Grumpy Lazers

0

Q: Is there a way to find the heritage of my bees?

I'm using feed the beast and am currently trying to efficiently use the bees added by forestry, extra bees and thaumic bees. I want to find all possible bee-breeds without looking them up, this however requires you to keep track of anything you breed/found, so you don't just randomly keep breedi...

minecraft minecraft-feed-the-beast

StrixVaria

Martin Sojka

@StrixVaria So, EA fails at getting a sponsor for the blimps?

I thought SimCity was all about ad-supported DLCs. :D

Powerlord

lolololol... Microsoft apparently can't use the name SkyDrive in the UK and possibly elsewhere in the EU.

SaintWacko

Morning, Bridge

@StrixVaria I'm at work and playing Rogue Legacy

BE JEALOUS

Powerlord

2:30 PM

I'm at work and doing work (and chatting on The Bridge)

SaintWacko

Also, I HAVE 10K!

StrixVaria

@Powerlord WHAT WORLD IS THIS

Doing work at work.

SaintWacko

Someone link me the question

StrixVaria

@SaintWacko meta.gaming.stackexchange.com/questions/3391/…

Iszi

Any RotT fans in here?

Only $14.99 to pre-order the Rise of the Triad (http://j.mp/PreRotT) and get 3 classic FPSs for #FREE! https://vine.co/v/hajlii61rn3

Tweeted by GOGcom on July 1, 2013 at 2:30 PM

SaintWacko

2:32 PM

@StrixVaria It's so beautiful...

OrigamiRobot

@SaintWacko Grats.

StrixVaria

@Iszi Never heard of it.

OrigamiRobot

cc: @fbueckert

Iszi

@StrixVaria You might be just a shade too young.

Rise of the Triad

Rise of the Triad: Dark War (abbreviated as ROTT) is a first-person shooter video game that was first released in 1994 as shareware and developed by Apogee Software (formerly 3D Realms). The members of the development team involved referred to themselves as "The Developers of Incredible Power". The player can choose one of five different characters to play as, each bearing unique attributes such as height, speed, and endurance. Plot A team of special operatives, known as the H.U.N.T. (High-risk United Nations Task-force) is sent to San Nicolas Island to investigate deadly cult activity ...

Arperum

@SaintWacko I'm not even close to 10K, so I have no idea what that question is about, but the title is quite random

OrigamiRobot

2:34 PM

@Iszi ...

@OrigamiRobot ...?

...

@OrigamiRobot ...!

@ShotgunNinja I avoid drinking but I haven't ever really lost my stomach as a result of drinking

Powerlord

Hmm, I wonder what TF2's SendAudio usermessage does.

@Iszi Which 3 FPSs?

Iszi

2:37 PM

@Powerlord Yeah, I'm a bit frustrated at the post myself now that I've actually followed the link. One presumes the original RotT is one of them.

Having a hard time finding the deal on GOG.com as well - and they're throwing an invalid security certificate error for some reason on top of it.

kalina

you can't find them?

wow

they're listed at the top of the page

Iszi

Here we are.

gog.com/news/preorder_rise_of_the_triad

kalina

This game will be available for download on approximately Jul. 31

Preorder now to get a free copy of Rise of the Triad: Dark War, Blake Stone: Aliens of Gold, and Blake Stone: Planet Strike!

next to the 'add to cart' button

Martin Sojka

@Powerlord I'd guess Duke Nukem Forever, Daikatana and Brink.

kalina

I've already linked them -.-

Is this what being hellbanned feels like

PEOPLE JUST NOT PAYING ATTENTION?

Powerlord

2:40 PM

@kalina Yes.

kalina

that means I must have been partially hell banned since the day of my birth

Martin Sojka

@kalina Hell is a nice place this time of the year. Rather chilly too if you compare it to parts of the US.

kalina

THE SOUND OF MY VOICE IS NOT COMING FROM MY BREASTS, LOOK AT MY FACE WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU

murgatroid99

@kalina I'm pretty sure "partial hellban" describes everyone who is not a celebrity

kalina

ahem

Mana

2:41 PM

:(

Powerlord

@MartinSojka I didn't think that was, by definition, possible.

kalina

that means you @Mana

also, hi

Mana

no! I was doing the sad face because I think it's sad that people do that.

Powerlord

So... what is the Secret of @Mana?

Mana

not because I'm uh. dissapointed.

or anything.

kalina

2:42 PM

of course

Mana

also hi.

kalina

I blame @GnomeSlice for everything

Martin Sojka

@kalina We can change that. We have the technology.

StrixVaria

@MANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

tombull89

LOUD NOISES

kalina

2:43 PM

LOUD NOISES

I love lamp.

Mana

LOUDER NOISES

Sterno

@kalina They need only direct their ears towards your face. Their eyes can do whatever!

kalina

@Sterno ah damn, I was going to be mean but I think I'll avoid the 30 minute chillout

I am... defeated...

Powerlord

So, I've been thinking... the Secret of @Mana is bacon.

Mana

also that verse was sick @kalina.

kalina

2:45 PM

@Mana thanks

Mana

I can't star it enough. I kinda want to pin it.

OrigamiRobot

@kalina I can't look at your face. I can't look at any of you.

kalina

I feel it needed a "your" in it, between "and" and "moderators"

for flow

Mana

@kalina no, much better without

kalina

@Mana you can pin it if you want

I haven't been pinned in forever

interpret that as you wish

@OrigamiRobot is something wrong with your optical circuits?

Mana

2:47 PM

I'm interpreting it as your chat messages haven't been pinned in forever, so here's a pin

kalina

or is this because I refused to take up MtG as a hobby

WOO I HAVE BEEN PINNED AGAINST THE WALL

OrigamiRobot

@kalina You're not even a physical being. Just a collection of lights.

Mana

oh god damn it.

is there going to be a meta thread about this tonight because I can't handle that :(

kalina

@Mana no I only complain about @badp and non-gaming mods

Mana

oh alright

Arperum

2:48 PM

@OrigamiRobot Which means that optical circuits should be able to see her.

OrigamiRobot

@Arperum I'm not seeing her, just the representation of her.

kalina

celestial manifestation on a lower plane of existence

Arperum

@OrigamiRobot In that case nothing is ever seen by anyone or anything. Then we are all blind.

Powerlord

@kalina That's only natural.

kalina

@Powerlord @badp is nearly immune to my complaining anyway

yay, time to burn up the rest of my day with meetings

Powerlord

2:53 PM

@kalina Have... fun with that?

Ooh, speaking of which, I have a teleconference in ~5 minutes.

OrigamiRobot

I have suddenly become obsessive about whether or not I am leaving the lights on too much in my apartment. Does that mean I'm a grown up now?

Grumpy Lazers

-1

Q: Have I just ruined my Minecraft save?

I made a Minecraft world using Mo's Creatures, Balkon's Weapon Mod and Rei's Minimap about a month ago. I updated Minecraft to 1.6 so I could test out the new features. The next day I accidentally loaded my modded save. Have I lost all my items from these mods?

minecraft

0

Q: How can you charge items with MJ?

This question has some controversy on how to charge a Power Tool from the Modular Powersuits mod. While it is commonly known that both EU, MJ, and UE can be used to charge it, I want to know how something can be charged with MJ. Unlike a Batbox/MFE/MFSU/AESU/IDSU which has a slot in its GUI to...

minecraft minecraft-feed-the-beast

Wipqozn

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Arda Xi

Ah, the first class lounge at Schiphol is great :D

Wipqozn

I was soooooooooo close to beating the fourth boss.

Then I died.

Arda Xi

2:58 PM

Also where is my Linux version of Rogue Legacy

Mana

4

A: How do I unlock the hidden/secret vehicles?

There are two vehicles which cannot be unlocked just by playing the game: Core Drone "Intimidator" Knight Cycle However, if you do some jiggering with the game files, you can enable them both for use in the game, and have them show up in the list of vehicles. If you'd like to do this...