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3:45 AM
the new guy (now 8 weeks in) supposedly has about 20 years of experience as a web dev. today, he started noticing some weird behavior in the app, so we told him to confirm it by clearing his cache and trying another browser. we generally dev in chrome, but it's not a rule.
turns out it was just a caching issue, but after he switches to FF, he starts poking around and finds a showstopping bug - extra aggravating as we're literally preparing the final build for a release. if you click a button on this page, the app white screens. it's not a silent javascript or anything.
the button is one he added to the system
"how did this bug get through your testing?"
"i never encountered it."
"but all you have to do is click the button. it's not dependent on anything else."
"but it's only in firefox"
"so?"
"i never tested in firefox"
"why the hell didn't you test in firefox?"
"i didn't know we had to."
"why wouldn't you have to?"
"i thought we only use chrome. no one ever talks about firefox."
"*we* use chrome. our customers use whatever they want."
"well, i didn't know."
i almost fired him myself right then and there
 
i hope your wife doesnt play league
cause someone with a 42 at the end of their name played with us
and i said swears
 
lol
nah. she plays ds games mostly
 
okay let me read what you said
our website
only works in internet explorer
9.0
 
is it intranet?
 
nopez
 
3:52 AM
the epa website was only tested/approved for IE9
the internal stuff
 
its the company website though, so only inhouse, but our sales people use it in the feild
 
eh, that's "acceptable" though
you can make company policy that they have to use a certain browser
you can't make non-tech-savvy customers use one
our site is mostly mobile friendly too
 
i mean all of our engenier department is on fking xp still
 
and he's seen us testing on mobile
 
because were 2 cheep to buy new cad licenses
i think you guys need to hire me
i sound better then this guy
 
3:54 AM
you want to live in florida?
 
i have no issue
as long as my house has ac
lol
 
you can get a gator for a pet
and carry guns everywhere
 
i think we have carry in IL too
 
you'd actually have to work though
my copy of overwatch arrived today
installing now
 
4:19 AM
ooo for xbox?
working might be a deal breaker hrmmm
 
yeah, xb1
 
 
8 hours later…
yesterday, by phantom42
Draco malfoy is joining the cast of the flash as a CSI http://www.comicbookresources.com/article/the-flash-adds-harry-potter-star-tom-f‌​elton-as-series-regular
 
user116211
Would Patty Spivot return in S3?
 
there's been no mention of her so far
 
not that i have heard.
jesse is
 
and wells is
i think
and curtis is getting a bigger role in arrow
 
user116211
12:30 PM
And will Teddy Sears come back?
 
no, but jay garrick will
he'll just be played by someone else
 
tom felton is jay garrick
oh god.
we got a "your whole voting system is crap and jeff atwood is a dick" guy on meta
 
user116211
@phantom42 Mister Terrific?
 
Also, don't be rude, even in tags. — Rand al'Thor ♦ 1 min ago
the irony.
is. so. god. damned. delicious.
 
shrug
he's a mod now, what else is he gonna say?
 
12:36 PM
@MAFIA36790 as i understand it, that's who his character is loosely based on
@KutuluMike i know. a mod should have said something. just funny coming from him.
hm. interesting that when a question is migrated, its public edit history is nuked
 
you can see it on the old question while it's still around.
I just love it when people join a site that's been operating for ~6 years and within 2 months think they've figured out all the "flaws in the system".
 
countdown to their novel idea of being able to edit something without bumping it on the front page
 
no. first they'll say that downvotes should require a comment.
 
typical dumb as stack. I give up. — KyloRen 1 min ago
best typo ever?
 
user116211
@phantom42 the Force is not with him
 
12:50 PM
anna kendrick wants to play squirrel girl
 
win.
sold.
this is the question that set him off, btw.
and of course it's a I AM SMARTER THAN YOU I FOUND PLOT HOLE
and I REALLY want to edit that rant out of his question but I know it'll just set him off.
oh, nm. rand got it
 
am i reading this right? the seal was slightly smudged/dirty, so it has to be someone else?
 
yes.
he's probably right that it's not the same seal.
I'm guessing they lost the prop between seasons
 
1:14 PM
can we VTC: OP is a douche?
 
same nonsense?
 
obvs.
 
i'm sitting here looking at putting databases under source control and how to deploy changes
because that's how saturday mornings should be spent.
 
i made the mistake of answering the question in a reasonable manner.
oh the comments
 
@KutuluMike around here? not always a safe assumption.
> i live in japan
no idea what his story is, but this just smacks of people who take a class in japanese and are suddenly cultural experts
went to sushi with some friends. one girl was studying japanese, but just through some online self learning course. we go to sushi, and she proceeds to look at the japanese on the menu and going on about how its all wrong (this is the wrong symbol. this is spelled wrong) . and then she tries to tell it to the waitress who just smiles and nods.
 
1:35 PM
Suggestion: Talk first, then start flagging
 
clearly you've never been to our mos eisley chat room
 
I'm just saying, next time you find yourself staring at read-only because people click "valid"
so try not to flag until you've used other means of solving problems
 
should i assume that one of us was flagged?
 
@KutuluMike this post
 
@Pimgd Folks are free to flag offensive messages as their first response.
2
 
1:40 PM
I guess so, I just think it'd help if you tried talking first, rather than immediately tossing flags about? Mainly because flags are judged outside of your culture - what's okay in a chatroom might get nuked if it's flagged
 
user116211
@KyloRen That's a) not an answer, and b) rude. Like I said before, please just step away from the keyboard for a bit and try to calm down. You've been a good contributor, and I've never seen you fly off the handle like this before. — rand al'thor 22 secs ago
 
holy hell, the comments on that question have gone off the rails
 
user116211
I think op needs to be cooled down.
 
@Pimgd The limitations of flags are well known, but that doesn't mean folks shouldn't flag things in good faith.
 
I'm not disagreeing there, it's okay to use flags, but I think that a flag is the strongest tool a user has and you ought to be sure before immediately escalating to the highest level you can escalate to
 
1:44 PM
i was thinking about answering that meta question. but i've decided to go yell at the moon instead.
maybe bash my head into the wall some, too.
 
@Pimgd No, the strongest tool a user has is a moderator flag.
 
@Wipqozn we might have to move part of this convo later (it really doesn't belong here), but regular, non-mods, non-RO's, they can only "flag normally", right?
 
No. Any user can use a mod flag.
It's near the bottom of a message, which is "Flag for moderator."
only mods can see that
 
I see
 
And the conversation does belong here, because I'm letting the folks here now that, despite your advice, they're welcome to use flags when users start tossing insults around.
 
1:47 PM
hmmmh okay
 
Now the user being insulted isn't in th eroom, and is causing meta drama, so whatever, I don't really care and the folks who reviewed the flags didn't either, but it's still breaking "be nice"
 
personal bias: I have gotten 30-minute read-only timeout bans before for cursing at windows updates, etc and would have preferred someone to tell me rather than shooting me
 
2:18 PM
did I get flagged?
it's not even Tuesday.
</flash joke>
@Wipqozn also, HI THERE
 
@KutuluMike Yes
@KutuluMike hello there
 
I'm guessing that means he won't be accepting my answer
 
3:00 PM
@KutuluMike we missed another obvious Barry/Harry parallel: orphaned child
So:
Bah. Can't format in mobile
Orphans, lightning bolts, powers due to spells/blasts, the person who killed his mother was trying to kill him and becomes his arch enemy, can't keep a low profile
 
 
1 hour later…
4:05 PM
oh man what did i miss
i flag party i want t ojoin
di strange people come in here just to flag you?
 
4:35 PM
@phantom42 ...
 
 
4 hours later…
8:34 PM
Batman vs. Superman time.
WHAT
NO WAY
Bruce Wayne was there?
Now I feel bad for him.
 
Batman is easily my favourite superhero ever, and now Superman is pretty low on the list.
 
@EBrown :p
 
Alright, Batman is my second favourite.
 
Heard it was a fairly bad movie
 
8:45 PM
Captain Steven Rogers is my favourite.
But that's just because he's a g.
 
Yeah.
Good guy, awesome, etc.
This movie has such dark lighting.
 
dank lightning
 
While Superman is out hanging out with Lois Lane, Batman is doing useful stuff.
Clearly we can tell which superhero is superior.
Wow, this Alfred isn't all that old.
That's not appetizing.
 
Lois lame
 
8:54 PM
The hatred for Superman is real.
Wait, is this set in Metropolis?
Why is Batman not in Gotham?
GOTHAM NEEDS YOU DARK KNIGHT
 
9:19 PM
that's one movie I'm not unhappy I haven't seen yet
saw Finding Dory yesterday
 
It's...interesting, so far.
 
@Mat'sMug Triple negative
 
IKR
 
Lex Luthor is...bizarre.
I kind of like him.
 
I wish I did not use no negatives.
 
9:21 PM
Though, I wish they wouldn't have used such a young actor.
I wish they would have used a slightly older one.
 
well, saying I was happy I have yet to see that movie would have been a bit too.... IDK. "not unhappy" says it I think.
 
@Mat'sMug I agree with you though. There exists a non-empty set of better films I have yet to see.
 
Finally, a battle.
 
Epic rap battle
 
First actual battle is 53 minutes into the movie.
Wtf is going on
 
9:26 PM
a battle
 
Who is the guy that was flying?
 
Not fighting apparently
 
It was a <1 minute battle.
 
the one that took a blow
 
And now Superman is here.
FFS
 
9:26 PM
@EBrown Superman or Batman is a fair bet.
 
@N3buchadnezzar It was neither.
 
What a crap movie
 
Some dude in a fly/bug outfit.
 
I would pay to see Superman getting his ass handed to him for two hours.
 
"Fear him!"
Ok, well that happened.
It was only a dream.
It was only a dream.
 
9:28 PM
Best cop out ever
 
Bruce Wayne just called Superman an SoB.
And I just now realized Bruce Wayne = Batman.
Is Clark Kent Superman?
That makes way more sense than what I was thinking.
The Batmobile is back.
This one is way cooler than the Batman Begins/The Dark Knight/The Dark Knight Rises version.
 
Watching Batman vs. Superman?
 
Yeah.
Superman just punched the bat mobile.
What a dick.
 
I'm not even bothering with it, I was informed by multiple independent sources that it was crap
 
Get him Batman!
 
9:36 PM
@Phrancis Same EBrowns seems to be disturbingly into it though.
 
"Tell me, do you bleed?" superman flies away "You will."
Lex Luthor seems unsurprised that his semi convoy was attacked.
 
I suppose Batman is a tolerable superhero, but Superman is just boring
 
Superman is a dick.
Batman is just trying to do what is right.
 
Do you know which superpowers Superman has?
*Hint the answer is more than half of them.
 
Hyper-hearing, laser vision, flying (though technically he can't fly), super strength.
The ability to mess any situation up.
That's a big power of his.
 
9:39 PM
He has like all of them. Think he can freeze things with his breath too
That is like way too many
 
Don't forget infinite strength
 
But Batman has a better power.
Intelligence and foresight.
 
A brain eh
 
Superman has all these stupid powers, but Batman has to rely on his ability to trick/manipulate people.
Which is a far superior power.
 
@EBrown Not being a d**k?
 
9:41 PM
@N3buchadnezzar That too.
 
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I think most superheroes (and movies (and comics) about superheroes) are way overrated
 
My favourite superheroes are Batman and Captain America/Steven Rogers.
All other heroes are crap.
 
@Phrancis Seen a lot?
 
Well, The Flash and Arrow are pretty dope as well.
 
9:42 PM
%%hnq off
 
Superman doesn't wear a mask, how does no one recognize him?
 
@KutuluMike HNQ monitor paused.
 
I liked Deadpool, Guardians of the Galaxy, And The Dark Knight was good.
 
Deadpool is pretty awesome.
 
@EBrown You lost your right to have an opinion.
Takes EBrowns man card
 
9:43 PM
close enough.
 
The Flash is awesome.
 
@EBrown Shhhhhh
 
Wut
That was awesome.
Not gonna spoil it for anyone, but a lot of people just died thanks to Superman being a dick.
 
Watchmen was good.
 
There's a lot of death in this movie.
But like, no actual battles.
It's all passive-aggressive piss-ant-ism.
"I blew up your meeting!"
"I stole your stuff!"
"I framed you for being a dick!"
Superman has all these powers, goes to this meeting where there is a bomb, and totally ignores/doesn't look for it.
That's 100% dick right there.
 
9:47 PM
@N3buchadnezzar Got a friend of mine who is all crazy about them. He took me out to the theatre to see The Avengers when it came out. I thought it was pretty boring. I've seen plenty of others too
 
@Phrancis We used to be friends. :(
 
Deadpool was better because at least he is funny
 
Hah, he's hilarious.
 
All the other ones are way too serious
 
The Marvel movies have been making it a lot less serious lately.
See: Ant-Man.
Bruce Wayne is in serious physical training mode.
This is awesome.
 
9:49 PM
@EBrown Ugh
 
I've never seen en Affleck actually do anything useful before.
 
@N3buchadnezzar Soccer?
 
@Phrancis Yeah, most of them are pretty mediocre
 
Woah
That was weird
Bruce Wayne was just shooting something with a laser, and now I smell something burning in my home.
#NiceWorkMovie
WHAT
WONDER WOMAN?
 
Been watching the top 250 essential movies, much betetr than 99% of the mediocre mainstream Hollywood movies. However they do require quite a bit more attention to enjoy, and after tought. So sometimes I just put on a braindead movie as a guilty pleasure.
 
9:51 PM
NO WAY
 
@EBrown Jimmy Fallon had a pretty funny sketch/song with Ben Affleck
Other than that though, don't think I've ever really cared for Affleck
 
The world wants Superman dead, and quite frankly, I have to agree.
I wonder if Superman/Batman each know each other's secret identities yet.
Good grief I am only halfway into this movie.
 
@EBrown Too bad he is so hard to kill. Unless you feed him magical broccoli.
 
@EBrown I don't
 
How is Clark Kent's dad here? I thought he died in Man of Steel.
 
9:55 PM
Magic
 
I saw that.
 
The []() is really confusing, should be swaped.
 
Finally Alfred says something useful.
Oh god this movie sucks now.
Nancy Grace is in it.
I'm mad.
Turning it off.
 
Told you
 
BATMAN DOES NOT HAVE A ROBOSUIT
WTF IS THIS
 
9:58 PM
Okay, confirmed: I'm happy I haven't seen that movie
 
Really? A green sword?
@Mat'sMug Now I'm irritated.
This movie depresses me.
 
@EBrown I thought you turned it off ;P
 
I hope they do something in the next ~60 minutes to fix it.
@Phrancis Not yet.
 
1 min ago, by EBrown
Turning it off.
 
I have to stick it out.
As much as I hate to.
I AM NOT A QUITTER
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9:59 PM
Oh god, is it that long?
 
@N3buchadnezzar 2 hours 30 minutes for the version I'm watching.
 
Starring that for later purposes.
 
And this, folks, is why you should be reviewing code and killing zombies instead of watching crappy movies
 
@EBrown Eh, I'm not putting myself through a bad movie just for bragging rights, especially this one
 
I saw Dr. Strangelove even though I did not quite fancy it.
 
9:59 PM
@Phrancis I've never been a quitter in my life. It's why I keep drinking.
 
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