IM sorry but this guy really bugs me now hahahaha

ha.. come back to me in a year's time.. cos that's where I am

He's been on this site a year? @motosubatsu

longer.. I've been here a year longer than you is what I was referring to

Oh hahaha, well I try not to interact but now he's helping so I'm stuck in this loop where he can give technical advice and not life advice

@Twyxz and now you know you have truly "arrived" in the Watercooler

@motosubatsu oooo fun... But he's confusing me not helping me

@Twyxz yeah that's totally a normal feeling

@motosubatsu Garrrr I don't have time for this hahaha I need to make a tracking system which I'll enjoy and be able to get through not a website navbar with no prior html experience

@Twyxz on the upside he is very good at the front end styling stuff - if anyone around here can help you he's your man

@motosubatsu That gives me no hope, he is literally the best at what he does but with no sense

@Twyxz I'm getting a sense of creeping dread.. I don't think he's got appropriate contractor insurance

@motosubatsu Or any at all

Oh dear

@motosubatsu This guy...

tell me about it.. I've played this game for well over a year now

I thought he was around my age with his maturity and the way he acts

he doesn't listen to anything but constantly asks for help

@motosubatsu I just realised "I can't be friends with someone with such a slow car" excuse me come up to Newcastle I'll show you how it's done

yep.. and it's the same thing over and over..

sucks to be you man feel bad for you

@Twyxz I'd say you come down to my neck of the woods but it'd take you ages to get here in that slow-ass car of yours :)

@motosubatsu It's all about the driver, Plus I have 3 cars. You can link 3 engines into one right? That's how it works yeh

@Twyxz no need mate.. I'm all fine, just learn from my mistakes

@Twyxz yeah totally, and of course don't forget to add under-car neons, that like totally adds 500bhp

@motosubatsu He literally had 5 people telling him one thing when he asked for advice yesterday, and he still abides by this kamati

@motosubatsu got a spoiler and a racing stripe

@Twyxz because he won't listen.. the irony is the email I refused to write from was something I had already given him wording for earlier in the chat

@Twyxz just the one of each? don't you know you need at least three of each to have any cred?

Three spoilers? How would that work

@motosubatsu I have a sticker on the back the says "I'm not speeding, I'm barely touching the pedals"

But I was thinking something like I'm not speeding you're just slow

lol.. no idea.. I just figured all you young'uns thought the more the better

but wonder how that would go down when I have such a slow car ;(

unless its money

Or chicken

Then nah I think one spoiler is enough

@Twyxz well at least the car is slow enough that people have time to read your sticker

@Twyxz there's hope for you yet :)

wait till I get my lambo

@Twyxz I've contemplated a Gallardo a couple of times.. but it's a hell of a lot of cash to drop on something I wouldn't use daily

@motosubatsu You should check out mr.billionsfx if you have instagram, he provides trading signals that I would personally abide by if I had the cash to start safely

and the servicing costs.. good god the servicing costs!

@motosubatsu I've got lifetime signals with him but no cash but i've been watching to see how safe it would be if I were to start, but he doesn't ever seem to make losses that outweigh his profits

@Twyxz cheers.. might have a look next year if I have a bit of time and money on my hands :)

it's been an expensive year though so I need to let the buffer build back up a bit really

@motosubatsu Only 300 quid to start but like i'd say 1 grand to make sure you profit, literally takes a min every time he posts which is not often

hmm.. not as much as I expected

@motosubatsu Once I land a new job and save up 2 grand I think I'll be good to deposit 1000 into it

But the money is always yours so if you're not feeling it you can just withdraw and run away but you lose £30 admin costs

cool.. should be able to do that middle of next year myself

@motosubatsu Race you to it, I've got a good saving method suggested by a friend of mine

I've started with him before I made profit and quit, then everything went downhill. I had to pay for two new tyres, repairs to my body work etc etc... then I went on holiday but I should be back on track once I get a new job

yeah those sorts of bills have a nasty habit of coming at the worst possible time.. I was feeling flush last year and bought my mother a new (well '62 plate) car, less than a week later the gearbox on the S6 grenaded itself :D

that was a £2.2k bill I could have done without!

@motosubatsu Yeah basically I'd booked a holiday, and then I crashed. My fault but still could've just not done it hahaha it's worse that I might've had control of mine but i honestly to this day don't know what actually happened

£1.3k bang, just been on holiday just had wheels done. R.I.P

Learn from mistakes hahah make sure I save at least 3x the amount I need

ouch.. much sympathies there, purely out of curiosity what happened?