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11:32 AM
Ahem
clinks glass
Errrrrhrrrmmmmm
 
> a wild Erik appears
 
I leave for Freedomland today. If any ill fate should befall me in my travels, I leave all my points to @JoeObbish in hopes that one day he may best @PaulWhite
 
charming
 
I've been told my points are illegitimate because of my cult of personality anyway
 
I hope you've paid the EU points tax on any points you've earned on the continent
 
11:38 AM
points are awarded in direct proportion to the amount of grey in one's beard
 
Is not having a beard therefore a syntax error?
 
a sign of low rep for sure
 
ERROR 404 BEARD NOT FOUND
 
with really low rep one wouldn't even be able to afford an avatar
 
Pssh. These low rep plebs
 
11:40 AM
it's a shame really
 
I've been meaning to find a photo of myself that's professionally appropriate actually
Really struggling
 
11:56 AM
@PaulWhite don't mock my vacation beard
 
Slanderous
 
12:17 PM
@PaulWhite you can help by donating just 100 rep per month
 
Pretty sure I do that already
 
12:37 PM
@PaulWhite if you look closely, you can see a disillusioned offspring in the the reflection
hot take: dad's beard v. unimpressive
 
1:06 PM
@PaulWhite \o/
 
 
3 hours later…
4:30 PM
Nice blog post, @George.
 

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