Imagine being afraid to impeach that guy, lmfao

glances at nate silver's website hm

The best part is that it's only technically named after that John McCain, after a rededication ceremony last year

It's just convenient for him he had the same name as his father and grandfather

(who the ship was actually named after)

lol did he just call Hannity to go over show notes ahead of time or is Hannity that predictable?

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@Unionhawk Which part?

@TimStone currently 982-65, "Democrats should compromise on abortion to win"

Which goes even deeper somehow

Excuse me?

My god

You just love to see it

@GodEmperorDune lol

Disney believes the new abortion law will make it unlikely to film there, since actors will refuse to work in the state reut.rs/2Xeo9p3

Urgh, young child hit with foul ball :/

Seems investigators are very interested in whatever racket the massage parlor owner was running

Also uhh…Geraldo?

@GodEmperorDune Wow. Just... wow.

They're all buddies, so I guess he just…wanted to be relevant to the conversation?

But yeah it's very confusing!

Like he could have just not tweeted, and yet 🤔

Maine outlawed conversion therapy today

NYT confirms the WSJ story about the USS McCain despite the Navy stating previously the event didn't happen; an anecdote that sailors wearing the ship's patch were even turned away from the President's address, by…someone?

Climate Change is killing Puffins. Climate Change is a prick!

@Ash Indeed!

Less good is that the Democratic governor of Louisiana is going to sign an abortion bill because he's actually just a Republican

Hmm this seems like a lot of words to say Steve King was being a racist shithead 🤔

@Ash I was trying to find another good story to balance this out but I'm having trouble :|

Please accept the science of tape as a substitute

China threatens to cap Rare Earth Elements

> Russia, Russia, Russia! That’s all you heard at the beginning of this Witch Hunt Hoax...And now Russia has disappeared because I had nothing to do with Russia helping me to get elected. It was a crime that didn’t exist. So now the Dems and their partner, the Fake News Media,.....

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1134066371510378501

Yeah he's having a real one this morning

> I had nothing to do with Russia helping me to get elected

*facepalm*

Also uhhh huh who knew the census citizenship question was definitely in bad faith

everyone

@fredley Don't worry, he's already turned around and said actually Russia wanted Clinton elected

except like, maybe one professional devil's advocate in the pages of the new york times or some shit

Yeah but now we have the dead guy's hard drives where he just lays it out explicitly. Should have used full disk encryption, smh

Trump has just told reporters to "Read Article II, it gives the President powers you wouldn't believe" which I'm sure is fine

Man i always forget it oneboxes

Also he's doing…something? With the border? That's not closing it?

So like…war crimes probably

yeah but we pardon war criminals now so it's fine

One thing to know about all those cases: if you get convicted of murder down-range, you definitely did it

because if the army could find a way out of it they would

@TimStone that's referring to him being commander in chief or what?

Yeah, I'm not sure specifically what it was in response to, he was word salading about the border and how he definitely didn't commit a "high crime or misdemeanor" as a prerequisite for impeachment

> You know, of course, what the most grating and infuriating human behavior is.... It is when that person is constantly insisting that they are Just Being Reasonable, and wondering why you’re acting so crazy and irrational, while they themselves are in fact being extremely goddamn unreasonable.... Harvard psychologist Steven Pinker is that guy.

lol Bibi calling failing to form a government for the first time a "minor incident"

I tried to include like, more of that lede, but message too long was not cooperating

@MadScientist Oh, there's video

He's basically saying he didn't do anything but if he did do something he could have done it because he's a god king

Oh huh, Hoyer has endorsed DC statehood?

> Sun-Maid raisins pulls sponsorship of baseball team over Ocasio-Cortez video

Wow the only thing more embarrassing than being sponsored by raisins is being dropped by raisins

> Twitter is eroding your intelligence, a new study says

I mean yeah but mostly because it exists as a vehicle to find out what dumb shit the President has done now

New Hampshire has abolished the death penalty

@TimStone video endorsing or criticizing AOC?

The latter, it put a picture of her in with Kim Jong Un et al as threats to democracy or something

A very classic and normal-brained Memorial Day tribute

I don't get Americans and Memorial Day, I really don't. Mainly around the commercialization and political messages that get made "in honor of America's troops". It's supposed to be a somber day of remembrance and recognition, not some way to push an agenda.

@MBraedley Allow me to assist you. You see, Americans ruin everything every day. Then, when Memorial Day comes up, we continue to do the same thing.

It's our inner freedom shining through.

"Just because you can say something doesn't mean you should."

@MBraedley That's exactly what someone who doesn't value the Constitution and the vision of the Founding Fathers would say.

Why do you hate Christmas?

Pretty sure some of the founding fathers would agree with me

@GodEmperorDune Police department grading in CA

@puzzlepiece87 I'm pretty slow

@Wipqozn You're a pretty okay turtle

Though I do think you deserve an Oscar since Koopa Troopa is actually fast.

The McCain ship thing reminds me how, before he was president, Donald Trump’s golf course managers would hide unattractive employees from him when he visited so that Trump wouldn’t see them and try to fire them.

@GodEmperorDune He's such a fucking baby

@SaintWacko i had a baby, she was never this much of a jerk

Yeah let's not go around insulting babies please @SaintWacko

Sorry, sorry, you're right

Remeber BE NICE

xD

To babies

Yes

Unlike @spugsley (RIP)

RIP

that's from Trump's Twitter account

the GOP is extremely interested in gaslighting the mueller report away

@GodEmperorDune No kidding

And I'm so worried the democrats are just going to roll over and let them

@SaintWacko call up your senators and reps and let them know

@Wipqozn There's this Twitter account who has a whole thread of "I will believe Trump is growing into his role as POTUS when I see his staff stopped treating him like a toddler" with an image from a newspaper describing a Trump staffer doing stuff like drawing pictures to explain Iran

> Overheard in the Pentagon press room: "Hello, two F-35s apparently just drew a sky penis over Luke Air Force Base. Do you have a comment?"

@Unionhawk lmao: "“Harvard Professor Is Snob” isn’t exactly news worth dwelling on, of course."

@GodEmperorDune Look it was an accident we should just be happy the plane can fly

'Murica

lol holy hell

Kushner gave Bibi this map

"Nice annexation bro"

@TimStone Historians will think someone was just messing with them when they research this time period.

(for those of you playing along at home, annexation of territory by conquest, as was done to the golan heights, is just flatly against every principle of international law)

@Ash yeah its a lot

@MadScientist It really is that absurd

> Look at this: after a speech supporting abortion rights, Liberal, NDP, Green and Bloc MPs clap, or rise to applause.The entire Conservative caucus in the House does nothing. Sit stone cold. And there's your answer if you are worried about a CPC govt and women's health.

@TimStone or as another man once said

> Well, when the president does it, that means that it is not illegal

Oh wow, Kim Yong Chol was sent to a labor camp and Kim Hyok Chol and associated members were executed following the Hanoi summit

Very horrible outcome for them when I doubt there was much they could have done differently

Wait lol

Trump's big border idea was just to impose tariffs on Mexico until immigration is magically fixed?

Right after supposedly reaching a trade agreement that hasn't gone into effect yet?

Hannity also apparently said on his radio show today that Mueller had a deep state mandate to take Trump down 🤦🏼‍♂️