Relatedly did you see that one amazon ad

"working in retirement by choice click here to work at a fulfillment center"

Yeaaaah

oof "fulfillment center" is a fun set of words from a "work is inherently fulfilling which is why capitalism is good"

That'll be fun for the next iteration of "work in a fulfillment center we pay well relative to other jobs* *conditions apply must be willing and able to do everything the algorithm tells you to as fast as possible"

Traveling While Muslim: The Case of the Exploding Chocolate

guess someone forgot their own client filed for bankruptcy before being the current president

this explains why they left hours before their rally

but on the other hand

oh the hill

@Memor-X I believe y’all misspelled police

@Memor-X There is no way he can actually be this stupid...

@GodEmperorDune apparently someone was not a fan of being filmed

Which in the state of Virginia wherein masking is a felony that seems reasonable actually

But yeah the main belligerent at hand was the police keeping mourners off the site

Plus an instigator cameraman who shouted "weapon" which caused the police to attack 4-5

Idk if he was that guy my assumption was he was some fash with a phone

But the hill and all these other hand wringers got their "someone swatted at a camera" headline in which is fun

places finger on ear we have been informed this is an "again, for the second year in a row" situation for Jake Tapper in particular

> another one bites the dust [insert rest of song]

but it looks like the take down wasn't just following a trend

> The site reported that Infowars had less than a dozen videos on the platform as of Wednesday, but that more than 50 videos were posted to the site on the following days.

@Wipqozn the writer is a great follow on twitter

Stephen Miller's own uncle apparently has written an article condemning his behaviour?

lmao, and Goodlatte's son has given a maximum contribution to the Democrat running for his open seat?

Starting the week off with some real heavy family shit here, whew

😂

Omarosa's still bad but she's also now simultaneously good because that's hilarious af

Today Last week in goat news:

Good goat!

looool

Oh boy that's gonna put his head through a spin

"DEEP STATE DEMOCRAT JUDGE WHO I APPOI..I APPOINTED? Am I the deep state?"

@TimStone would be interesting if we end up having a full set of tapes for all of the stupid stuff happening inside the White House.

I don't know if my brain could handle that

He's not reacting well at all to that story

If he legitimately didn't know she had been fired beforehand I can't see Kelly surviving this since the tape makes Trump look pretty uninformed

@TimStone or a liar

Yeah I feel like he'd care less about it if that's the case, he'll just say he didn't want her "getting emotional" or some nonsense

@TimStone or he cares more now that he's been recorded

@TimStone wow my veins

@MadScientist second tweet is a markedly different tone

@Ash There are 81 home baseball games per year, baseball plays 162 games a year, which is double professional hockey and probably a higher ratio for juniors.

@puzzlepiece87 OHL teams (which I think is what @Ash is referring to) have a 68 game regular season, and play most of their games on weekends. For some teams, $45 a game would be a lot (Hamilton, for instance, rarely sells out their arena, despite closing off the upper bowl).

@TimStone rekt

@TimStone This Monsanto judgment is a good thing happening for bad reasons and should be overturned on appeal.

@MBraedley Awesome context add, thank you!

@puzzlepiece87 Can you explain a bit more? I'm just curious what angle you're coming from on this.

@puzzlepiece87 pls no, I don't need another three weeks of Monsanto bombarding Reddit with promoted posts of "Roundup cleared of all charges of cancer!"

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

court affirms that round-up and the gmo-industrial-complex is good for farmers actually

@fredley Wow, I need to put uBlock Origin on my work computer because that site is literal cancer.

it's a .co.uk news site what do you want

@Yuuki Sorry, I have uBlock Origin on my work computer, so I can't tell if something is literally cancer

I swear, like five overlays popped up on that site.

If you think the site is cancer, wait 'til you read the article!

Try this (put outline.com/ before any url)

@Ash (I'm bitter) The catch is that it's a cynical lie from a cynical liar.

@GodEmperorDune @TrentHawkins Exactly like you said, and an All Lives Matter vibe to it.

@fredley it removed so much clutter it didn't even show the page

@GodEmperorDune calu.edu

@Ash And gathering the associated dollars or internet points.

@KevinvanderVelden rekt

@fredley too many spaniards in Spain?

Essentially yes

Also some other things that are valid complaints

Ah whew everyone will be glad to know that despite everyone there saying it's the case, Secretary Zinke assures us climate change has nothing to do with the recent wildfires

Hmm, outside of the normal chain it seems too

@GodEmperorDune Yup

@Yuuki y tho

@TimStone Wow. Okay, so FBI agents are not allowed to have personal opinions

@TimStone That would be funnier if it had so far in literally all of the other cases :( Sessions, etc.

@TimStone :/

fired just like the new york office agents who leaked all kinds of stuff to guliani, right? oh wait

@MBraedley Of course! There was apparently very little scientific evidence presented to back up the plaintiff's case. From what I read, the reward was largely done due to the plaintiff being a sympathetic figure and not due to any substantial evidence demonstrating that the specific chemical composition of RoundUp causes cancer. The reason why I say it is a good thing is because Monsanto has a history of being highly litigious in situations that I perceive as being questionable.

I'm super open to different perspectives on the case or Monsanto the company - I would definitely characterize myself as lightly informed about both, rather than somewhat informed or very informed.

i guess better than a phone

@puzzlepiece87 monsanto have been jerks for a very long time, i agree with your position

@GodEmperorDune This sort of spy shit is at least 50 years old, if not more. How is the White House not resistant to audio-recording pens?

@SaintWacko Not defending the decision, I'm adding additional context: FBI agents literally do, as part of their employment agreements, sign contracts saying they will not take positions that appear to favor political parties or candidates on social media.

@fredley remember that trump hired only the best people

@fredley The system didn't anticipate the President themselves having a close knit group of grifters

lol apparently Model 3 bumpers just randomly come off if they hit water?

@TimStone this was a feature designed for use with the pedo sub

@puzzlepiece87 That's reasonable, but do text messages count as social media?

@TimStone ummmmmm wat

I mean it's a good skill to have, we're looking to get some first aid training done internally

(we're literally starting with the BSA first aid merit badge handbook lmao (but hopefully ending with "I am a certified Emergency First Responder Trainer teaching Emergency First Response at cost only"))

but like yeah that's grim

@SaintWacko Oooops, you are completely right and I am dumb. In my brain those were Twitter posts. I'm dumb I'm dumb.

@SaintWacko They absolutely do not.

@GodEmperorDune You might have thought the answer was to make guns harder to access and raise people to not be sociopaths but you would have been wrong!

I'd be interested to see if we can lift DHS's materials on mass-casualty grade first aid

@GodEmperorDune The best way to prevent mass shooting casualties is to learn how to not die from being shot.

Being shot in America is just a part of growing up.

@Yuuki technically once you are shot you are a casualty, even if you don't die so...

@GodEmperorDune Following historical guidelines on how to compile disaster statistics? In 2018?

You're cute.

@Yuuki nah i mean that an injury is a casualty too

This is the parking lot shooter that the sheriff was like "WELP stand your ground" and everyone was like "That's not even how it works even if it is still unreasonable"

@GodEmperorDune I think @Yuuki 's joke is, for example, related to casualty minimization in Puerto Rico.

@puzzlepiece87 ah, whoosh

@TimStone the best people

these are our politicians

lol, that's great, I appreciate that everything is stupid as hell now

Balderson likely would have lost if not for Kasich, but reality doesn't exist now so

I can't wait for the faceoff between john kasich and donald trump in 2020

@TimStone This is why you should slap people who say "rules are made to be broken".

tfw you forget a very important hyphen, lol

lol

he is very mad online today

Yeah, the Omarosa NDA tweet is just icing on the cake

@TimStone would be interesting if they try to enforce it, as NDAs for government employees don't sound like they should be legal

Supposedly no one was made to sign one, we were told! And she didn't sign the one they tried to get her to on leaving, according to her, so 🤷

Ahahahahaha the Tesla buyout funder is the Saudis, fantastic

He's probably actually in trouble though, they take crimes against the rich pretty seriously

> A US appeals court has blocked the Federal Communications Commission's attempt to take a broadband subsidy away from Tribal areas

@TimStone yay

@Unionhawk if they pull funding, they're pedos tho

@GodEmperorDune No, "they" here is there are 2 shareholder suits about him posting and inflating value artificially

oh lol

arrested for posting

How is Trump's approval rating back over 40%? I stopped watching it when it stopped going down but this is so disheartening.

@Staravia Yup since February.

@Staravia The only things that have impacted it the entire time are Comey's firing and Obamacare repeal.

I somehow got @Strixavia and @Wipqozn confused so I was like "wait is that person a mod from another site?"

nope

Every time I look into these numbers I get depressed anew.

And disgusted.

@Staravia because he's getting ever closer to building that wall

Also I think folks think his trade war is helping instead of hurting

Basically one new factory opens while a bunch others close and it's a Victory

@Wipqozn The dogs still love the whistle even when it's played weekly, basically.

@Wipqozn Also apparently he's attacking Harley Davidson now?

@TimStone unfortunately while this is a good own, this is also the only correct take about it (basically that nobody cares about the hypocrisy of "well Melania is a chain immigrant so by their logic," shit)

@Staravia I mean, it's still below every president in the last 70ish years other than Carter and Truman

@SaintWacko Any appreciable percentage is a travesty.

@TimStone and i thought SE had drama

lol this is going to get much more stupid before it's done I guarantee it

speaking of stupid things

Corey Stewart out on Twitter trying to claim Tim Kaine is antifa now, lmfao

Fantastic

@TimStone I mean it's pretty weird for Tim to get that red ANTIFA forehead tattoo

When you gotta go hard

@TimStone wtf is this a comic book?

@Unionhawk oh were we not doing that anymore? frantically googles tattoo removal

@GodEmperorDune People are crazy

Like this guy

@TimStone wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut

own the libs by wasting expensive food items

I mean honestly the most shocking thing is that the Gateway Pundit booted him for hopping on the white nationalist podcast

But yeah, sociopaths 🤷

Mainstreaming abolishing ICE to own the libs

@TimStone splitting hairs there gateway pundit

@GodEmperorDune so you're saying I shouldn't throw a live lobster at jordan peterson when he shows up in cincinnati?

I think they need to be dropped from drones like a gift from the heavens, tbh

@Unionhawk but lobsters and jordan peterson is a MEME and transcends food

@TimStone lol i didn't realize this was the guy who fell for the antifa supersoldiers thing

oh wow

lol

> For his part, Wintrich told The Daily Beast that he left Gateway Pundit to work on “two independent media projects” and emailed a YouTube link to the Lynyrd Skynyrd song “Free Bird.” Hoft didn’t respond to a request for comment.

so which one of the projects is watching free bird on youtube? or is he doing a time machine to make that song back in the 70s?

I wish I could train Google to respond to something other than "Okay Google"

I'm thinking either "Okay @Strixvaria" (cc @Staravia) or "God damn it @Yuuki"

@Wipqozn That was one of my favorite things about having a Motorola phone

I have no idea why Google hasn't implemented that, it's clearly possible

I also posted that in the wrong room

The other issue is that with Google wanting to have all these in-home devices, it's incredibly stupid to have them all respond to the same phrase

Oh, huh

Yeah you did

You should move it

regular chat? in my TIF? it's more likely than you think

congrats @jack

@SaintWacko nah I'm too lazy

It would be easier to just give @GodEmperorDune ownership of both rooms and have him do it, but even that's too much work

@Wipqozn so close to deownering powerz

@GodEmperorDune yes lol

@TimStone also i'm kinda disappointed that he only cooked 2 lobsters

surely he has many more enemies than that

@Ash Teeeeaaaaaa

Also that's great!

\o/

I think that's in scope for TIF and even if it's not I'm glad it happened

@Ash My headcanon is that she used "courage forks" instead.

@GodEmperorDune You gotta pick your battles these days on account of the lobster debt

@TimStone literally lobster wars

lol holy hell Cillizza being fooled by a Strzok account literally called @notpeterstrzok, some of our media folks…they're…they're not good

@TimStone Cillizza tho

i'm sure he'll write up some crap about buttery males and be back on top again

Unfortunately. Meanwhile Trump is at another event claiming he considered running for NY Governor against Cuomo but went for President instead and NY got grazed by that bullet

whew child

btw real Strzok seems to have a GoFundMe and again, what the hell?

love the centrist grift

I don't think he was "omg biased" but like dude you used FBI phones to conduct an affair, don't do that next time?

tbh if i was famous for doing some anti trump thing i'd probably do a gofundme to cash in during my 15 minutes

I mean that's true it's just bad we're (generally) all here for it, he's up five figures or some nonsense

at least it's not the get kylie jenner to a billion

speaking of gofundme, the medical category has grown to something like 1/3 of all gofundme stuff

making gofundme a major payor in our hell-system

:/

m4a too expensive, wat do

lol he's mad at those darn Wing Bangers again

he's hated windmills ever since they were going to go in the waters off the coast of his golf courses

@GodEmperorDune it's simple, we uh, kill the batman

or something

@Unionhawk licks knife to smooth hair

We are currently working to verify reports that Bruce Wayne is not actually real and does not actually have lots of money

> Overheard in the White House: "They got me," Trump said of the windmills. "That f--king giant fan boomed me." Trump added, "They kill so many birds," repeating it four times. He then said he wanted to add windmills to the list of the things he rants about during election season.

@TimStone oh no baby, wut is u doing.avi

@TimStone Okay but instead of doing that how about we just throw Chuckles in the well?

@TimStone what is bad here?

Giving Charles Johnson a platform is quite dumb because the Democrats are not smart enough to avoid getting owned by him

So now getting someone to testify about crimes is "giving them a platform"?

The only possible outcome at the moment is everyone shrugging and going "Who the hell cares?", so pretty much yeah

Plus there's always the chance he poops on the House floor and no one wants that

oh wait he's that guy?

I need a spreadsheet to keep track of these important things

@TimStone wait is there a story behind this?

@GodEmperorDune One involving a $66 million lawsuit!

@TimStone wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut

But anyway yeah whatever they think they're after there's almost 100% surely a better way to get at it than anything involving Chuckles

Only Chief Justice Margaret Workman has been spared so far

> UPDATE: 6/19, 1:55 p.m. — Craggs responded to a HuffPost request for comment on the lawsuit with a single word: “Heh.”

when you're Not Mad

@TimStone lol that face is almost as good as the vest

North Dakota is putting recreational marijuana on the November ballot

@TimStone oh man the card is so poorly done

Like his parking

huen tzu

@TimStone My word. I'm going to assume this doesn't happen very often?

Not really. It's complicated because on the one hand the Republicans could attempt to pack the court but on the other hand at least two of the people definitely did something bad and should have been kicked out so

@GodEmperorDune or maybe he's thinking about Superman Crushing Coal into Diamond and Diamond is Indestructible

@Memor-X isn’t that the name of that right wing youtuber duo?

lol

I still can't believe they had Diamond and Silk on the House floor either

Shadowbanz are srs bsns

@GodEmperorDune maybe

(shit he's on to me. can't reveal i'm QAnon yet)

@Memor-X nah @TimStone got it