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12:01 AM
@Unionhawk how did they even find your twete?
oh replies, lol
 
@GodEmperorDune the rose has a GPS tag embedded inside that only 200 IQ hackers can hack into using ahcking
 
@quartata brb hacking statue of liberty
 
@GodEmperorDune I forgot Adam Smith institute reads their replies lol
They did that whole post about how reply with a neolib policy proposal and see if you get in the club
 
@Unionhawk did you try "abolish ICE & prosecute for war crimes"?
 
No, by the time I saw it they made 2 angry posts about how they weren't taking suggestions anymore
But it was a lot of really cool stuff like, make an app for healthcare, or whatever
 
12:19 AM
that's not even a trollish idea
also some of these dunks on elon are great
scratch that, MOST of these dunks on elon are great
 
lmao his latest tweet
 
elon it's spelled twete
ah crap i went into the replies
nice, columbus ohio had a "gay pence party"
 
wowowowowowowowowowowow https://www.wsj.com/articles/u-s-files-criminal-charges-against-theranoss-elizabeth-holmes-ramesh-balwani-1529096005?emailToken=edb492d4dee9ebc0f5592e2f8f969a2fte2T/QFVkeMg4mHiWc/ty90b8Rx2pat1SKkxW2YYNHF29J5G3rGXS5EukY8Yu0SZJ4ap02cAwLI2qylKgDa+6SAwHu67xbn2hxHYuOnXfHMny7gHqRcRTVBpKthAyYeb4GUI29VSmbX6CuLeVDJ+KQ%3D%3D&reflink=article_copyURL_share
 
@TimStone financial CRIMES
 
12:36 AM
As all the cool kids are doing these days
We are proud to be a part of the American landscape, and when you shop with us, you can be proud you’re supporting American jobs.
Sponsored tweet, lol. Not sure this is the time, folks
camera pans to converted Walmart building housing children
 
i mean walmart is problematic enough without being a jailhouse
 
It's 'MURICA message here isn't helped by that though :P
 
@GodEmperorDune there's also some of the most cursed shit I've ever seen
 
12:52 AM
@Unionhawk the fault lies in your feed
 
1:16 AM
CRIMES FROM THE BEFORETIMES
 
1:44 AM
@TimStone i ENTIRELY forgot about silkroad
 
2:26 AM
Colonel Fired For Losing Machine Gun, Grenades Headed To Air Force Special Operations Command via @TaskandPurpose https://taskandpurpose.com/fired-air-force-colonel-joins-afsoc/?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=share&utm_content=tp-share
🤷
@GodEmperorDune lol it wasn't even two years ago 😭
My brain is so fried from all news all the time
 
@TimStone that's like the stone age
@TimStone bruhhhhhhhh you had one job
 
@TimStone best part of the war of 1812 is that canada didn't exist then and we invaded them as a british colony
 
@TimStone would this be an "eh-bomb"?
 
Yeah but now they're going to nuke the White House
lol, damnit
 
@TimStone honestly decades overdue
 
3:37 AM
Oh of course the dude in the Hoover Bridge standoff was QAnon
He's since been arrested
 
@TimStone like he was behind the QAnon stuff?
 
Nah just like someone who "researches" the deep state or whatever, they're all off the wall
He had a sign telling Trump to "release the reports" which:
It's my understanding that the "reports" refer to the unredacted IG reports.
Always fun that he just had an armoured truck for some reason
 
4:02 AM
@TimStone background check, wut u doing
 
4:32 AM
McDonalds to roll out alternative to plastic straws in thousands of US restaurants http://hill.cm/NYGYNoy
rubs temples
Like yes plastic straws are bad but they're replacing them with paper straws which are awful
Unless they have cracked the code to making them not awful, I cannot be excited
 
5:31 AM
straws are useful for people with disabilities
and paper straws are not that bad
 
 
7 hours later…
12:39 PM
National Post: Trump praises Kim Jong Un's authoritarian rule, says 'I want my people to do the same'.
http://nationalpost.com/news/world/trump-praises-kim-jong-uns-authoritarian-rule-says-i-want-my-people-to-do-the-same
> He’s the head of a country, and I mean he’s the strong head,” Trump told Fox News Channel. “Don’t let anyone think anything different. He speaks and his people sit up at attention. I want my people to do the same.”
I'm not surprised at all, we basically already knew this, but still.. What even the fuck
The Globe and Mail: U.S. poised to quit United Nation’s human-rights council over Israel, diplomats say.
https://www.theglobeandmail.com/world/article-us-poised-to-quit-united-nations-human-rights-council-over-israel/
Also this
 
 
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1:50 PM
Aaaaaaaaa canvassing day
Fuck you matt bevin
I honestly don't know what I want my initial pitch to be
Because we essentially have two separate but related asks
"are you or anyone you know on Medicaid because you're in danger of losing your coverage to paperwork hell", and "we want to make healthcare free for everyone does that sound like something you want too"
 
2:15 PM
@Unionhawk BAsed on what I've seen, the answer to the second question is "No free handouts"
 
2:45 PM
@Wipqozn this is where targeting neighborhoods comes in for the most part
And the universal part of it
"everyone gets the thing, and we get rich assholes like Elon and probably Bevin to pay for it"
Like this shit generally plays pretty well
There are good doors and bad doors but
 
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@GodEmperorDune I saw a really good chart on twitter explaining why plastic straws are the most useful for disabled people but of course I can't find it nowwwwww
 
user15026
(A lot of it is positionability - metal straws can't be easily changed, neither can glass, paper ones (afaik) don't have the bend)
 
user15026
I fooooound it
 
user15026
@buff12ca @DruhFarrell You are part of the problem. I am stocking up plastic straws. 🥤🥤 #yyc
 
4:19 PM
@hardwick this👏🏽 is👏🏽 not👏🏽 how👏🏽 you👏🏽 treat👏🏽 a👏🏽 human👏🏽 being👏🏽. Go buy a blow-up doll or something
 
@Ash I had heard that they were better but not the why, so now I know. Thanks
 
lol wtf though pasta straws?
 
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@TimStone I was wondering about that myself
 
user15026
@GodEmperorDune No problem :) I am just happy I found the tweet because I kept wanting to reference it various places this week
 
4:58 PM
WATCH: Random person calls out Cohen on New York street: “It’s that guy that’s going to jail!” http://hill.cm/eopiTrz
lmfao
The guy followed up with "Awesome, way to go bud"
 
@TimStone hue
 
 
2 hours later…
7:34 PM
Canvassing went ok
Had a couple good conversations, and I think we achieved our goal of trying to make what Matt Bevin and the rest of the assholes in Frankfort are trying to do, and how to navigate it more transparent
Meanwhile, in somehow even more horrifying news than "matt bevin is trying to get people off Medicaid through paperwork hell":
 
7:56 PM
AMC says they won't air Chris Hardwick's show as they "assess" his ex-girlfriend's abuse claims https://www.buzzfeed.com/davidmack/amc-chris-hardwick-talking-show-chloe-dykstra-girlfriend?utm_term=4ldqpgc&bftwnews#4ldqpgc
lmao byeeeeeeeeee
 
8:16 PM
@Unionhawk dafuq
 
@GodEmperorDune the cops /shrug
 
@Unionhawk sad but true
 
@Unionhawk holy shit do not read the replies
i should add "no trial" to my muted words list
 
9:12 PM
Messed up that judge AMC acted in this way
 
raises brow I'm sorry what now?
 
 
1 hour later…
10:26 PM
@TimStone you have 360 accounts?
@TimStone what's ACH or...?
 
@GodEmperorDune Capital One 360 is their online-only banking thing
@GodEmperorDune Something along the lines of the JG Wentworth dude "It's my money and I need it now!" (except I don't and am not transferring any money but who are they to put a limit on it)
 
@TimStone federal law bruh
especially bank to bank ACH transfers
tl;dr: blame money launderers
 
Has that always been the case though? This is the first time any bank has ever tried this with me
Right, I get the purpose, just like, what
Also despite this email I have literally no idea how you determine what the limit is
 
there are hidden limits that they don't tell you about, but if you go over them then the info gets sent to the feds
 
Right, I don't care about that part so much as say, not being able to make the payment out of the account I put my estimated tax money into |:
 
10:30 PM
this is the thing that got leaked to avenatti about michael cohen
 
Like reporting it is one thing but actually preventing the transfer
Love too launder money to the IRS, etc etc
 
@TimStone pretty sure that transferring stuff to the IRS is ok
its not a bank to bank transfer in that case
but you could specifically call up their support and see
 
Direct Pay is an ACH transaction
(which is the only way to avoid paying fees when paying online, since somehow the federal government is unable to be its own payment processor 🙄)
 
again i don't know capital one's backend, but usally there are risk profiles and big data and such, and people putting money into tax accounts then paying to IRS quarterly or w/e is a normal activity and doesn't get flagged
 
Yeah, I'm not too worried from a practical standpoint I've just never had a bank come out and bring this up before
 
10:35 PM
its a weird thing to say "we might stop transfers and there's a limit but we're not gonna tell you"
but the reason they don't tell you is to avoid money launderers toeing the line
like if there is a withdrawl limit of $10k per day, they do $9999 per day instead
 
I should have mentioned that the email is titled "Timothy, check out your new transaction limits", lol
So I was like 🤔
 
(which technically is also supposed to get flagged but the bank in question played dumb and got written up for it)
 
This reminds me of the beforetimes where Sarah Jeong's bank account became compromised and the only solution BofA had was to set the balance to like -999,999 or something absurd like that
 

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