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11:09 PM
it really feels like this can be beaten
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A: !I!n!s!e!r!t! !i!n!b!e!t!w!e!e!n!

Jonathan AllanJelly, 5 bytes Ż”!ṁż A full program accepting a string, which prints the result. Try it online! How? Ż”!ṁż - Main Link: list of characters, s e.g. "abc" ”! - character '!' '!' ṁ - mould like: Ż - s with a zero prepended "!!!!" ż - zi...

but i've only been able to come up with three other goofy 5-byters
p”!Ȯ¤, p”!⁺,, p@”!⁺
...maybe commas weren't the best choice of separator
p”!Ȯ¤
p”!⁺,
p@”!⁺
but also looking at that it feels like it might be impossible using p, since i can't think of any other ways to get the extra exclamation mark on the opposite side
and i also can't think of how to do it without p :P
 

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