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3:24 AM
Ok Cork is impossible, its parser is too strict about !s
Actually maybe not impossible
but very hard.
the only what commands permissable will be ??? and ??! which are - and ..
The following what code is valid Cork
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I'm going to put Cork with Churro in the maybe possible but really hard section.
It requires placing a number after every ! in the code
 

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