@goldilocks Amazing count for @JacobMastel! I'm really pleased to have snuck in second, and am planning some seriously authoritarian stuff that should see off upstart coalitions, guerilla action and coups d'état. I'm just waiting for them to add the Banhammer button alongside Flag and Edit.
@goldilocks Speak of the devil, there's a whole bunch of worrying new controls on my questions.
@goldilocks Besides, the alphabet has 21 consonants and 5 vowels, that's a 4:1 ratio. My username has 6 consonants and 2 vowels, that's a 3:1 ratio. If anything, I need more consonants!