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12:08 AM
For most applications, where you really just need to get the basic information that some text is conveying, they're good.
And really, I think you can reasonably infer the correct function of the card from the Yandex translation:
> Return the target creature that you control, and target creature, a which you don 't control, into their hands owners'.
 

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