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6:45 AM
 
JAD
ouch
 
7:25 AM
LOL
 
7:44 AM
TIL, well yesterday I learned, Sophie rarely smiled like she's truly happy as Sansa ever since Season 2.
Had a really tough time finding one for the Creepy bran meme
And people keep talking about how Maisie learned to be left-handed, Sophie's invested in her character too.
 
8:00 AM
well, if there is someone to blame for the tv show, it would be D&D and not the actors
 
JAD
most of it yeah
 
Yeah this guys acting was so wooden and stiff
 
JAD
wooden?
 
Well it isn't wooden but you use wooden for describing some poor acting so it fit better
 
JAD
well, at least he didn't have stage fright
steel nerves
 
8:10 AM
Lol
 
8:34 AM
It probably is wooden, easier to detail etc.
 
I'd assume it was some sort of plastic
 
Ah yeah, it's the 21st century, not Shakespearean England...
 
I wonder how heavy would it be if it was pure gold
 
7.3kg
/r/theydidthemath
 
JAD
8:39 AM
didn't he at some point block a swordblow with the hand?
 
@JAD Heh, as if gold could withhold a blow from steel. It's a soft metal ffs
 
still thick enough i think
 
@Kepotx Not really. You can dent and bend gold by exerting enough pressure with your bare hands. Now imagine a steel sword with the weight of the attacker behind it.
That's why Gold plated armors were used only for ceremonial purposes
IRL
In universe, that's why Jaime's regular armour is gilded steel, not actual Gold as many believe.
 
sure, but plate armor is no way as thick as a whole hand
never manipulate that much gold but sure, you can bend a thin stick, but im unsure that you can bend the hand.
also, paper is soft and can bend, but...
 
@Aegon IU is the hand solid gold?
 
8:46 AM
@Kepotx Mountain can ;) If he can crush a human cranium with his bare hands, he can take care of a puny hand
 
The sword would likely have dented the hand, but not sliced through it.
 
But yes, for regular humans, something as dense as the hand would be nigh impossible to bend
@Edlothiad I believe so
 
I don't know if smashing a human cranium requires "that" much weight. I'm not going to google the stats now, but I don't imagine it's all that high
 
and still, the mountain is the strongest man (both in universe and irl...), not a random guy with a sword
 
@Edlothiad It is impossible to crush a cranium
 
8:48 AM
and if a thin wooden shield is enough to protect from sword attack, so is a thick golden hand
 
Do we have any studies on how much force is needed to cut a bone?
And how much is needed to cut solid, unheated gold?
We can find some common reference there to draw some reasonable assumptions.
@Kepotx Thin Wooden shields don't. Heavy shields do
 
i saw once the pressure human bone can withstand, way better than some construction material
 
@Kepotx Yeah I think I saw one on NatGeo where they measure the force of bite of some predators and how much of it would be needed to break human bones
 
@Aegon citation needed
 
Oh crap
Paywall obfuscated the link
 
8:52 AM
That is the worst citation ever...
 
Those articles were really hot right after the episode
 
TO THE SKY CELLS WITH YOU!
 
> Quoting a bike-helmet study published in the Journal of Neurosurgery: Pediatrics, he wrote that 235 kg (520 pounds) or 2,300 newtons of force would be needed to crush a human skull
Not I never said bare hands. I just said that it wouldn't require "that" much weight
 
8:57 AM
> No she isn't.

> Ed....Fetch me a block!
Shout out to your boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Maybe I should open it in not incognito and comment, lol
 
Well, that article says Bones are stronger than steel and can take a lot of force. But still a fast enough blow from steel can break the bones
If Steel can cut across the bones, Well, Theoretically it can cut across gold too
@Edlothiad Change your name to Edd Tollett from Edlothiad
 
Nice try...
 
JAD
9:39 AM
> The hand was wrought of gold, very lifelike, with inlaid nails of mother-of-pearl, its fingers and thumb half closed so as to slip around a goblet's stem.
 
10:16 AM
Hmm fair enough
 
 
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2:28 PM
> A thousand years of humus lay thick upon the godswood floor, swallowing the
sound of her feet, but the red eyes of the weirwood seemed to follow her as she came.
I totally didn't misread that as hummus.
 
Haha I did too
 
How else would you even say that?
 
JAD
earth
debris
 
Am I missing something?
 
 
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JAD
8:22 PM
@Aegon r/freefolk is pissing itself
 
8:41 PM
@Aegon Winds of Winter, not on the way.
 

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