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12:00 AM
My final project was a "paint"-style program that used networking so two people could draw on the same "canvas"
 
@Argon excellent
 
Is was all nice and OOP :)
 
@Argon interesting concept!
 
One of my jobs was to make the flood fill tool
 
I learned to program before OOP was invented - had to catch up later
 
12:01 AM
@OldJohn It took me a while to understand it!
I was used to functional programming
 
@Argon me too
 
Now, what had happened is I had quickly coded my flood fill recursively.
Unfortunately, the worse case scenario was a blank canvas.
 
yep - just the sort of thing that recursion is good for
 
And a canvas was a few hundred pixes by a few hundred!
 
ah ...
 
12:02 AM
I got crazy stack overflows and half the canvas was filled
I then used a faster algorithm where I made my own stack
That worked magnificently.
 
one of the most interesting programs I ever wrote was to calculate the number of polyominoes of size n
@Argon :)
 
@OldJohn How?
 
how to calculate polyominoes?
 
@OldJohn Recursively?
 
no - I had to create a datafile of all the polyominoes of size n, and then use that to create a datafile of all those of size $n+1$
 
12:05 AM
Wow, quite a project there!
 
but it was back in the days when PCs had like 4MB of Ram - so I had to create the file on disk
 
:)
 
fun days :)
 
This year I get to program to a microcontroller
in C
 
Never did microcontrollers - but I liked C as a language - small and fast :)
 
12:08 AM
It's going to be fun :)
C is nice too. It's kind of a "medium level" language, as I like to call it
 
@Argon I think of it more a slightly-higher-level version of assembler :)
 
It truly is
 
I did quite a bit of assembler stuff at one time - tended to be tedious and error-prone
was pleased to move to C
 
It is. There are also so many types and some programs may work differently on different machines.
 
yep - almost certainly many that I have never heard of now
 
12:11 AM
Higher level languages are fun to play with
because you can do things so easily
 
Yep - I just don't enjoy the "huge" languages like Java and C# - I prefer small and fast :)
 
I know some Fortran IV from my Dad's old numerical analysis. :)
 
but I am a bit of a caveman when it comes to programming
 
Unfortunately, I cannot find any Fortran IV compilers!
 
wow! - that was back in my day
linux has fortran compilers - but probably Fortran77, I think
 
12:13 AM
I find it amusing that integer variables must start with certain letters and things like that :)]
@OldJohn Probably
Fortran is also updated. There is Fortran 2008
 
@Argon yep
first language I ever used was "R-Focal" - it was rubbish :(
then I moved to Pascal
 
My Dad still has lots of his old programs in COBOL, PL1 and FORTRAN lying around from a long time ago :)
 
:)
 
Fun stuff
 
yep
the most amusing language I ever used was Forth
 
12:16 AM
Forth?
 
Yep - not used anymore - but it was great in the days when computers had very little memory
 
I always find APL amusing :)
The little symbols they have
 
programs in Forth used very little memory and ran fast - but the were almost impossible to read afterwards :)
modern compilers cope with things like "If x=0 and y=0 then ..."
 
A modern day equivalent may be Perl - short programs, but completely unreadable
Regex is powerful but hard to read
 
in Forth you had to write that as:
"x @ 0 = y @ 0 = AND IF ...THEN" :)))
 
12:20 AM
Hahahaha
 
must go get some sleep - happy coding!!
 
Good night sir!
I have integrals to evaluate!
 
@Argon Good luck! ... and goodnight :)
 
hello math people! :D
 
12:24 AM
Hello
 
Hi
 
Let's do old time math. @zero must go.
 
@PeterTamaroff Now look what you've done.
 
Oh, @zero , that was a joke.
 
Without zero we've been set back 1000 years!
 
12:36 AM
Don't muliply yourself by us, or we'll vanish.
Wait, we're a ring at least, are we?
 
What happens I divide by zero?
 
Come on stay real
 
@Argon You go to zero divisor's Hell.
 
Haha!
 
Hell is not real.
 
12:38 AM
@skullpatrol It is imaginary, but I'm OK with that.
I like to extend my fields.
 
$$0/0 = x \implies 0 \cdot x = 0 \implies x = 5$$
QED
 
I'm a landlord.
 
:)
 
@Argon \implies
 
yes, yes
 
12:39 AM
You don't want no holes in your LaTeX, man.
 
I mistyped.
:P
 
You can't make 0/0 without 1/0.
 
You got me
 
12:53 AM
...
 
I got you
 
:)
 
1:05 AM
@jug Can you prove the "wlog" at the end of your proof lately on this question? math.stackexchange.com/questions/220355/…
 
1:17 AM
hi all
 
1:51 AM
Hey Argon
 
 
2 hours later…
3:28 AM
can you recommend me a book on math?
to be ready for a major in math?
im doing fine in school but mabye it gets too hard in college
can you recommend me a book so im better prepared when i get there?
???????????????????????
@anon
 
you have to think of a specific area or subject you think you will be interested in
 
when i get to college?
Which one is fun?
 
right. for instance, are you more of an analyst or an algebraist? (or a logician, or a geometer, or a combinatorialist, or...)
fun is relative
 
I dont know yet
I like all of them but i know that i suck at geometry and algebra (inequalities)
 
I'm talking about modern algebra. Given you're in high school, you've probably barely even touched modern algebraic concepts.
inequalities are part of analysis, not algebra
 
leo
3:39 AM
@Khromonkey inequalities might be more like analysis
 
Oh, you mean like dummit and foote?
I really like that stuff
So can you recommend me a book?
 
Dummit and Foote is the bane of my existence lol
It is a good book though
But unfortunately, every time I think i understand something about algebra... the rabbit hole gets deeper
:(
@Khromonkey, take it from a current undergrad student... if you dont like inequalities, you will not like analysis :-D
 
let me collect some free pdfs to link to
 
The branches that I sort of know and like are: combinatorics ,algebra, logic, number theory, and topology(without tears).
 
I was just about to recommend top w/o tears for analysis
 
3:44 AM
Im not sure what not liking inequalities means, though...
 
I used to go to the mexican mathematical olympiad training sessions and they where always like. Using nesbitt this is true or. Using shebyshev this is truem, or using summation by parts bla bla bla. or using arithmetic-harmonic bla bla bla. And I was always like... WTF??
 
once you get into your sophomore or maybe junior year, the professors will try to convert you to their side (algebra or analysis) and typically i think students just go towards the one they are better at, unless they are bad at both, like me :)\
 
the hardest ones where always the problems that used muirhead and erdos-mordell
 
http://www.math.uconn.edu/~kconrad/blurbs/
ftp://joshua.smcvt.edu/pub/hefferon/numbertheory/book.pdf
http://www.topologywithouttears.net/topbook.pdf
http://www.math.uiuc.edu/~hildebr/ant/
http://www-math.mit.edu/~rstan/ec/ec1.pdf
 
3:50 AM
@leo, why the hell is my professor making me study finite fields.
they seem pointless
or @anon
 
why are you asking people who are not your professor, have no knowledge of your professor or your mathematical relationship with him or her, and do not know what your mathematical aspersions are?
 
leo
@jshin47 $\mathbb{Z}_p$?
 
@anon, that's a more philosophical ?.
 
My math teacher told me that discrete number theory was finished and I had to learn theory of complex function and hypercurves to solve anything new
 
more commonly $\Bbb F_p$, both to emphasize that they are fields and to distinguish from the $p$-adic integers
 
3:52 AM
@leo, @anon, no, not just fields of order p.
 
Is that true?
 
I like those! they are easier to digest
I mean the ugly ones, p^m.
 
complex analysis and hypercurves (what are those) are hardly the only areas of mathematics
 
He meant number theory problems
 
leo
@anon but they are the same. don't are? I mean are there finite fields that are not isomorphic to some p-adic field?
 
3:54 AM
surely understanding finite extensions of a field is an interesting problem to field-theoretic investigators
 
leo
no. Now I see
 
@leo p-adic fields have characteristic zero and have cardinality equal to the continuum. finite fields are finite and have positive characteristic.
 
have you studied calculus? vector calculus and complex analysis would be a good mix of analysis.
 
leo
@anon sorry, by $p-$adic I mean $\Bbb Z_p$. Was wrong
 
3:56 AM
I have read Stewarts book and Berkey and Blanchards book. Im also planning to read apostols book.
 
yes, $p$-adic does indeed mean $\Bbb Z_p$, though the latter notation is (in elementary contexts) often used for $C_p$ or $\Bbb Z/p\Bbb Z$ instead of the p-adics.
 
I didnt read stewarts book thoroughly, only like 60 hours. But the other one took me like 140
 
@anon and @leo i didnt mean to be vague, to be more specific, why are we interested in taking Traces of elements in fields of prime power order?
*why is this important / what does this do to help me do field arithmetic?
 
leo
but the $\Bbb Z_p$ is a finite field
 
anyone a fan of probability?
 
3:59 AM
the notation Z_p is only the finite field Z_p in elementary contexts; higher up you use it for the p-adic integers (which form a ring not a field btw) instead.
 
@anon, Z_p is appropriate for me, since i only know it to mean cyclic of order p and nothing else at this pt
 
thanks guys. Ill read those books starting tomorrow
 
leo
@anon I see, thanks for clarification
 
good night (or day, depending where u live)
 
@jshin47 the norm and trace allow us to define the discriminant which determines a bit of useful information about number fields. I imagine it's useful in similar ways for finite fields.
 
4:05 AM
@anon i have been taught to use the trace matrix to define another basis besides a, a^2, ... a^(2^m - 1) ... but i guess my question is, what is the use of this new basis
ie if A = [a_ij], then B = A^-1 where column vectors form a basis spanning the same field
 
then elements of the span of the basis are polynomials in a. I assume this is building up to the fact that finite fields are in fact quotients of polynomial rings over characteristic fields by irreducible polynomials, but who knows what the intended point of it is until you read on to how it's used?
 
Is this kind of like a generalization of the change of basis formula? or does that just naturally apply b/c you can think of a...a^2^m -1 as a vector space?
Yes, much has been made now of the existence/uniqueness of finite fields... up until recently i thought their existence was a trivial fact but when i actually looked into it, its not quite trivial for me...
*basis for a vector space
 
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4:49 AM
@jshin47 Nope, I don't think so. There are many types of inequalities. Contest math inequalities are quite different from analytic inequalities.
 
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So how did your presentation go @anon?
 
only got through 4 sections. will continue on monday.
 
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@anon Ah, what topics did the others do? The same crazy stuff?
 
there was only one other guy who talked and he just went over some definitions
 
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Oh, HAHAHA.
 
4:53 AM
I am slated to obtain a spare key to the elite conference room, after which my transformation to a bona fide instructor will be complete.
 
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Where I was, they called some of the rooms colloquium rooms.
 
@anon Congratulations! on your "bonafication."
 
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They sit about 30 people only.
 
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Me? I only give talks in MSE chat room.
 
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Let's see what I will talk about next, maybe bananas.
 
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4:57 AM
@jshin47 Much of mathematics is pointless, like soccer. Why do 22 people kick a ball for 90 minutes?
 
To score a $\Huge\text{gooooal!!!!!...}$
 
@JasperLoy If your playing Barcelona, only 11 people kick the ball, others just watch, and provide a touch in between, much like spectators throwing the ball in when it goes out of play.
 
leo
@JasperLoy It's nice, have you seen Messi?
 
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@JayeshBadwaik I usually don't play with the ball, I only play with my balls.
 
@leo Did you read my comment?
 
5:04 AM
BTW Happy Halloween.... Boo!!!
 
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@leo No, who is Messi, a soccer player?
 
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@skullpatrol Boo!
 
leo
@JayeshBadwaik Yes :-)
@JasperLoy yes :-)
 
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@jayesh I think it is a score and not a goal, but there's no easy way to take matters further. =)
 
@JasperLoy Football player.
@JasperLoy A goal is a goal is a goal. You score a goal.
 
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5:09 AM
Hey @wj32 it is so interesting that you are always commenting on my answers.
 
@JasperLoy ohh. that's nice. :-)
 
@JasperLoy: what does "always" mean?
 
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@wj32 a few times
 
I agree, very interesting
 
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5:11 AM
And thanks @wj32 you save me the trouble of explaining further to the op
 
you're welcome :)
 
@skullpatrol I wish I could bother about it, frankly, bored of the Barcelona style now. Okay, I agree, its a really good style, but there must be some way to beat it, without playing in the same boring tiki-tiki taka-taka fashion (heavy counter-attack?) I want teams to start kicking Barcelona's ass on counter-attacks. Their (barcelona's) style seems to me the passive-aggresive shit. Cloak and dagger, wolf in sheep's clothing etc etc
 
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anyway i think i will type like that now and look like a retard
 
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it saves a few movements of the fingers
 
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ah today is my friend's birthday
 
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5:17 AM
@Khromonkey That is three volumes from the Russian edition rolled into one.
 
@JayeshBadwaik "The Maradona and Pelé polemics will end."
 
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@jay Diwali is this month eh? Perhaps Krishna will descend and destroy my inner demons =)
 
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@skullpatrol m and p stand for madre and padre =)
 
@JasperLoy Only you can destroy YOUR inner demons.
 
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@kahen you seem to be flying in and out of chat frequently these days, and you are still deep in thought from your pic
 
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5:21 AM
@skullpatrol depends on what kinds, some are too powerful
 
@JasperLoy Well, then you must work on making yourself stronger :)
 
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@skullpatrol indeed, but i just want to point out a line in lord of the rings, frodo says at the end of the last movie, some wounds are too deep to mend, but yes i get your point
 
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@skullpatrol thanks skullie, it is raining heavily here now, very beautiful
 
leo
5:41 AM
I have an algorithm to choose the best combination here
do you think is worth post an answer?
the angles and lengths of segments are given arbitrary, so answer o the question "Which ordering of the angles and lengths maximizes the distance between the two endpoints of the chain of segments?" is quite rare
of course the answer is take all combinations, measure all distances, take the max of them, its associated combination works
 
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6:02 AM
 
@skullpatrol As much as Messi is great, he has not been able to win the games single-handedly. He cannot even take the game by the scruff of its neck, unlike Cristiano Ronaldo, the olden golden Ronaldo, Zidane or even Maradona himself.
@JasperLoy Yup. Diwali is this month, it is actually the celebration of Ram (Another incarnation of vishnu, krishna being one himself). returning to his hometown of Ayodhya after defeating and killing Ravana.
 
@JayeshBadwaik In my opinion, his records speak for themselves.
hi @robjohn
 
@skullpatrol Hey there... my wireless router keeps flaking out.
 
@robjohn Mine too...
 
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Just answered two low fruits...
 
6:10 AM
Where are they hanging?
 
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Hanging from skullpatrol's banana tree.
 
LOL
 
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Hey it is so exciting to answer, come back after a few hours and see if you have gotten ten points. If so you feel great, if not then sad panda. =)
 
@robjohn How did you do this? ¿uʍop-ǝpısdn ǝdʎʇ noʎ uɐɔ ʇnq
 
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As usual I delete my answers if it does not receive any upvotes after 24 hours.
 
6:14 AM
@skullpatrol ¿uʍop-ǝpısdn ǝdʎʇ noʎ ʇ,uɐↃ ¿ʎɥM
 
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@skullpatrol You just need to flip your computer over and then type, duh.
 
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HAHAHAHA.
 
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Nowdays only I laugh at what I say. =)
 
@skullpatrol ˙˙˙uʍop-ǝpısdn doʇdɐʃ ʎɯ uɹnʇ ʇsnɾ I
 
@robjohn I am trying that right now ...
 
6:16 AM
@skullpatrol Visit the bottom of the world
 
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@robjohn Cheating!
 
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@anon Is this some kind of a weekly seminar?
 
@JasperLoy Cheating?
 
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@robjohn I am one of the few who don't bother formatting links.
 
@robjohn ◖-: ʞuıʃ ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ sʞuɐɥʇ
 
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6:20 AM
It is really strange that people post questions here and then delete most of the post, probably to escape detection by the prof.
 
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It is quite absurd that a teacher trainer here once said that the empty set is equal to the set containing the empty set.
 
@JasperLoy That is !
 
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Clearly, one is empty and the other is not empty.
 
@robjohn )8< ǝɹɐnbs uɐǝɯ uʍop ǝpısdn
 
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@robjohn I am sick and tired of people claiming that the standards of math education here are high, because it is not.
 
6:22 AM
@JasperLoy No, 0 is empty and 1 contains 0...
 
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@robjohn What a joke, man!
 
)8<
>8(
 
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You know how students here top international tests? By doing hundreds of problems without understanding a shit about what is going on.
 
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In fact, I am not sure if the teachers know what is going on either.
 
Memorize and regurgitate .
 
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6:25 AM
@skullpatrol Rinse and repeat!
 
In math you don't understand anything you just get used to it.
 
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Oh, anon has left, sad panda.
 
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Over and out!
 
@JasperLoy You are aware of the basic definitions of the integers, right?
 
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@robjohn Yes, I know, hence I understood your joke.
 
6:32 AM
@JasperLoy okay... just wanted to make sure :-)
@JasperLoy Ha! I have been left in charge of the room! >8(
›8( not much better than >8(
@skullpatrol that seems a bit cynical. At least I think I understand some things.
 
@robjohn I don't agree with the quotation either :)
 
@skullpatrol Why did you say it, then?
 
20 mins ago, by Jasper Loy
You know how students here top international tests? By doing hundreds of problems without understanding a shit about what is going on.
If students can get top marks by memorizing and regurgitating in math, why understand?
26 mins ago, by Jasper Loy
In fact, I am not sure if the teachers know what is going on either.
@robjohn Is your wireless router still flaking out?
 
7:09 AM
I think it was Feynman who said "Know how to solve every problem that has been solved."
 
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@robjohn Actually, there is nothing to take care of!
 
@JasperLoy I will take care of you "bro."
 
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@skullpatrol No need to use "bro", just use bro, there is no difference really.
 
@JasperLoy To me there is :)
 
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@skullpatrol What is the difference? Don't we all use these terms dramatically on the internet?
 
7:14 AM
@JasperLoy I do not include myself with the drama of the all.
 
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@skullpatrol OK but just to point out, when I use bro it is dramatic but not insincere.
 
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Of course, I speak for myself only.
 
@JasperLoy OK
I despise insincerity.
 
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So do I as you should know by now.
 
That is a hard thing to know of on the internet.
 
7:22 AM
@skullpatrol Not right now. I just backed up the settings so that I can move to a new router (I have a new one, I have just never switched them).
@JasperLoy Did I say that I was going to take care of anything?
 
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@skullpatrol What you say is true. But I am now telling you that I am so.
 
@robjohn You said you were going to charge something :-D

@JasperLoy "Telling" or "selling"?
 
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@skullpatrol Telling.
 
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And yes, I have met many assholes to know who could possibly be one.
 
@JasperLoy Time can only tell that.
 
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7:27 AM
@skullpatrol Rather, only time can tell that.
 
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Order matters. Words are not commutative.
 
@skullpatrol I have been left in charge of the room! Though I could charge a rhino with my credit card (the rhino would probably win and not have any more charge).
 
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@robjohn Anyway what privileges does a room owner have?
 
@JasperLoy Not much.
 
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@robjohn Which really makes it quite pointless.
 
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7:29 AM
Perhaps anon should be decommissioned.
 
@JasperLoy There are some small things, like room settings.
@JasperLoy why?
 
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@robjohn Hehe, which are invariant over time.
 
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@robjohn Just because the privileges are an epsilon? =)
 
He has earned my respect by accepting the commission from the previous owner.
 
@JasperLoy Well, I did set the feed to show new questions, but changed it back.
 
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7:31 AM
@robjohn Why not show the feed?
 
@JasperLoy It was more spam than anything else.
 
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@robjohn Are you referring to the question being displayed here? If you see how it is done in ELU room, it is just a dropdown.
 
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The dropdown does not distract actually, at least for me.
 
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But if it autoexpands, it is not good.
 
@JasperLoy It is, and I did set it that way. People found it more of an annoyance than a help.
 
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7:35 AM
Hey @skull the things you say are pretty harmless, no need to remove half of them.
 
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@robjohn Hmm OK then. Different norms in an infinite-dimensional Banach space!
 
@JasperLoy But then I wouldn't be skullpatrol :-D
hi @Pragabhava @wj32
 
hi
 
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You know what @skull? I think I am gonna stop using bro now like you.
 
@JasperLoy Good.
 
7:39 AM
@JasperLoy Yo bro
 
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@skullpatrol So as not to be taken to be insincere. =)
 
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@N3buchadnezzar Hello sis!
 
LOL
If he replies by calling you "sis" we may have an issue ;-)
 
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@skullpatrol What issue? An issue of blood as in the bible? That means menstruation.
 
Half sis, half bro, he is Jasper joy!
 
7:42 AM
@JasperLoy or a child
 
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@N3buchadnezzar Geezis.
 
@N3buchadnezzar Good answer.
 
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@N3buchadnezzar By the way, I am straight, in case you forgot.
 
@JasperLoy I think he is talking more about physical than mental :-D
 
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@robjohn Oh OK. Yes, I like to look like Justin Bieber!
 
7:45 AM
@JasperLoy Then there is no problem ...
 
@robjohn Were you talking about mental?
 
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@skullpatrol I think that was physical.
 
@skullpatrol no, that was about physical
 
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Childbirth.
 
@JasperLoy You had too many of those? ;)
 
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7:47 AM
@N3buchadnezzar Yes, my children are all in my underwear, don't you know?
 
@JasperLoy Do you have any siblings?
 
The pope!
 
@wj32 hey there. Sorry, I didn't mean to ignore :-)
 
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@skullpatrol No, and I live with my mum only now.
 
@JasperLoy The twins?
 
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7:49 AM
@robjohn Yes, that is my first thought, though it could also mean something else.
 
@JasperLoy But that might alert Child Services...
 
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@robjohn Oh no, not that meaning!
 
Sigh
Anyonone familiar with the jordan canonical form of a square matrice?
 
@robjohn have you read this?
Richard Feynman, the late Nobel Laureate in physics, was once asked by a Caltech faculty member to explain why spin one-half particles obey Fermi Dirac statistics. Rising to the challenge, he said, "I'll prepare a freshman lecture on it." But a few days later he told the faculty member, "You know, I couldn't do it. I couldn't reduce it to the freshman level. That means we really don't understand it."
Can the same be said of mathematics?
 
@skullpatrol I think that there are some things that cannot be brought down to an undergraduate level. Otherwise, there is no reason for graduate level math.
 
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7:55 AM
@N3buchadnezzar The singular form is matrix, and the plural form is matrices.
 
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@skullpatrol Some things may just have too many prerequisites.
 
@N3buchadnezzar $\begin{bmatrix}\lambda&1\\0&\lambda\end{bmatrix}$ no, why do you ask?
 
I am supposed to find it for a couple of matrices, but I have missed the lectures on it. Everything I read online is greek to me about it..
 
@N3buchadnezzar Do you know how to find the eigenvalues?
 

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