The Bridge

user15026

00:00

hahaha I couldn't find my phone but then all of a sudden my cat like got up from a dead sleep all panicked and I found my phone under him - I got so many Twitter notifications in a row I think the vibrating woke him up

GodEmperorDune

@Ash sorry, i found a good thread

user15026

@GodEmperorDune For reference, that's in relation to the book I one-starred last night

GodEmperorDune

@Ash oh that was a great review, i saw it this morning

user15026

I think I can safely say now I hate something more than I hate 50 Shades

user15026

and that's kinda epic

ToxicFrog

00:06

@GodEmperorDune SES? Simple Email Service?

user15026

(I'm reading other people's reviews now and cackling at how many people had the same reaction as me)

user15026

@ToxicFrog socioeconomic status iirc

ToxicFrog

@Ash holy shit wow

Aah

GodEmperorDune

@Ash yes, race and social class instead of just race

sorry i thought SES was a common acronym

user15026

@ToxicFrog Your lack of reply linking makes this tricky but I assume this is replying to my i have a thing I hate more than 50 shades?

user15026

00:08

@GodEmperorDune It is in some spots (like Twitter where it saves SO MANY CHARACTERS)

ToxicFrog

@Ash yes, sorry

user15026

@ToxicFrog Anne Rice's Sleeping Beauty books

user15026

admittedly I only read the first one

ToxicFrog

@GodEmperorDune the problem I think is that it's, like, 30 common acronyms

user15026

but even I don't think I can read more even with my tolerance for terrible books

GodEmperorDune

00:09

@ToxicFrog i heard it mostly in academic contexts before twitter

ToxicFrog

And the only ones I was previously familiar with were Simple Email Service and Surface-Effect Ship

@Ash that is impressively bad

user15026

@ToxicFrog Oh man it was so so so bad. I will rant at you about it sometime.

user15026

(Also I started an Incryptid re-read and I am tempted to include the short stories but I don't know if I can handle all that heartwrenching stuff again)

user15026

More people need to read Incryptid.

GodEmperorDune

@Ash is that part of the cryptids yall got in the babadook reclamation?

user15026

00:16

@GodEmperorDune giggles nope but I feel like it could be because I could see Seanan McGuire totally writing something that would work with that

ToxicFrog

@Ash please do (rant about it, I mean)

And yeah D:

Maybe just reread like the Antimony and Istas stories and whatnot and not the Healy histories?

user15026

@ToxicFrog I will, I just don't think it's appropriate here but you know I've got a good rant going

user15026

@ToxicFrog that might work

user15026

because hte Healy ones hot damn

ToxicFrog

yeah

Seanan McGuire Is A Monster™

user15026

00:30

Truth. I will not argue that one bit

Avery

c16 is now a law

user15026

@Avery yesssssssssssssssssssss

Avery

\o/

user15026

happy dances

Unionhawk

Megyn Kelly's Alex Jones interview beaten in ratings by "America's Funniest Home Videos" rerun:… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/876947745151516676

Tweeted by thehill on June 19, 2017 at 11:40 PM

murgatroid99

00:36

@Avery For a second I thought you were talking about a new revision of the C programming standard

Unionhawk

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Avery

@murgatroid99 C++17 ftw

Very sad to hear about Notch. Nothing happened to him, I'm just very sad to hear about him.

Tweeted by Iiboharz on June 19, 2017 at 10:43 PM

RedRiderX

Oh snap

sick burn

somebody call a hospital

For that burn

because it was so sick

Avery

nope

ryancare doesn't cover sick burns.

Unionhawk

@Avery same

Avery

00:43

Sadly notch will have to live with it.

Unionhawk

@Avery he's got money he's fine

For definitions of fine

Meaning "he is a shitlord with a lot of money"

Frank

Owie. Books are heavy.

Packed two boxes of manga. Good news: the boxes didn't break.

Bad news: books are still freaking dense.

And two boxes only emptied two shelves. I still have eleven more shelves to go.

user15026

01:03

@Frank Yep. Books are teh woooooorst to pack

Frank

@Ash I don't mind. I'm gonna get movers to do the heavy lifting for me.

But packing is still painful.

user15026

It is

user15026

Especially when you run out of standard sized books so they don't pack nice

Frank

Yeah, that happens a lot already.

Yay for all the different sizes of manga and light novels.

Unionhawk

01:18

holy shit the democrats are so bad at this https://t.co/riyhJllp2v

Tweeted by beezy1peezy on June 20, 2017 at 1:07 AM

God dammit

@TimStone want to form a political party with the primary platform being "<real issues> and also we're not fucking useless like the Democrats"? (that might just be DSA idk)

Tim Stone

My platform is built solely on the prospect of going into the Senate and shushing old men

"Climate change, that's a bunch of h—"
"—Shhhh Senator, shhhh"

Unionhawk

I MOVE TO CENSURE LITERALLY ALL OF YOU IDIOTS

Tim Stone

I assume it's like animals where eventually they'll just nod off

"I WANT TO DO THE RACI—"
"—No, no, shhhh"

2

RedRiderX

Oh wow there is a rabbids tv show

Tim Stone

Oh you beautiful innocent soul

Unionhawk

01:24

@TimStone Actually it might just be more effective to form "DCCC (except good at this)"

Tim Stone

Yes, and our platform should include a zero tolerance policy on meming

Politicians are so bad at it. WHY DO THEY PERSIST?

Unionhawk

And just let Corbyn run it or some shit

Tim Stone

“We have $3.5T of market value in this room—almost the exact number that we’ve created since my election.“ https://www.whitehouse.gov/the-press-office/2017/06/19/remarks-president-trump-during-roundtable-american-technology-council

Tweeted by Pinboard on June 20, 2017 at 1:29 AM

I thought he was just making a joke but no that's literally what was said

Unionhawk

God dammit

RedRiderX

> (Laughter.)

Unionhawk

01:30

I don't what

Tim Stone

Unionhawk

Although what the fuck do I expect from the admin that claimed +50k coal jobs (not even fucking close), increased job growth rate (also a lie), and the biggest electoral margin ever (less than Obama 08 and 12)

Memor-X

@Unionhawk to say the travel ban worked since there's been no terrorist attacks on us soil

Unionhawk

It's literally never been in effect

And it won't ever be in effect

It fucking expired

Tim Stone

> As an example, you’re seeing what we’re doing with the airports, with all of the billions and billions of dollars that have been spent on planes flying all in the wrong directions

Alright I'm gonna go out on a limb and suggest that there'd be a lot of unhappy people if that was actually a thing

@Unionhawk That's the joke.gif :P

Unionhawk

01:36

What the fuck does that even mean are you fucking asngkrnsorm

Fucj

Why did we elect a fucking idiot

Memor-X

someone has just broken their fingers from rage typing

Tim Stone

Presumably he's alluding to the whole air traffic control thing that's been criticized by both parties and a bunch of CEOs but even in that context it really doesn't make sense

Like hyperbole has to start from some element of truth and I don't know what he started with there because it's just too dumb

Unionhawk

Wasn't that some shit about deregulating ATC?

Tim Stone

Yes

Unionhawk

1 min ago, by Unionhawk

Why did we elect a fucking idiot

Evergreen quote until it gets flagged eventually

Don't worry bureau of labor statistics is liars still actually unemployment is at 0.001%, we added 623 million jobs since the election

Tim Stone

01:42

You know what else your dog might appreciate? A civil liberties watchdog t-shirt. https://shop.aclu.org/ACLU-Civil-Liberties-Watch-Dog-Tee https://twitter.com/acahmak/status/876975756252983296

Tweeted by ACLU on June 20, 2017 at 1:42 AM

WAT

STAHP

Unionhawk

Yes

Tim Stone

Avery

damn

apparently some serious stocks discord servers are starting to use avebot.

Unionhawk

Residents near Grenfell Tower are heartbroken that people are taking selfies at the site of the deadly London fire… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/876974383776059397

Tweeted by CNN on June 20, 2017 at 1:26 AM

Cell phones are cancelled

RedRiderX

Oh my

Unionhawk

01:56

Dammit Duel Links with your push notification notifying me that the best character has appeared to get me back in

Wait fuck I lied

2nd best

Wipqozn

02:15

@TimStone those people sure do look uncomfortable

Also just cleaned my storage room

Well that didn't work

Mobile is the worst

I give up

Wait what if

There we go

That sure wasn't worth all that trouble

Before you literally couldn't see the floor

That shoe box CONTAINS MTG cards, since I'm sure you're all wondering

It was so dusty too

It was basically the worst

Luckily I decided that 10 at night was the best time to spend an hour cleaning my storage room

Lazers 2.0

That sure is one clean storage room. Good job.

Wipqozn

@Lazers2.0 thanks

user15026

Hahaha

user15026

Lazers is right tho

Wipqozn

02:33

@Ash I'm probably way more proud of myself than I should be, but I love myself a freshly cleaned room

user15026

@Wipqozn I spent most of today cleaning my entire apartment so I totally understand

Tim Stone

@Wipqozn Clothes aren't recycling, that's just silly

Avery

ugh

I hate unregistered shipments

user15026

@TimStone I did wonder about that too

Avery

@Avery need to get some meds refilled but stuff might arrive today.

Wipqozn

02:46

@TimStone that's basically a second laundry basket

Tim Stone

Forecast temps in Phoenix tomw (120F) exceed operating range of commercial airliners, so they're grounding flights https://www.usatoday.com/story/travel/nation-now/2017/06/19/its-so-hot-phoenix-they-cant-fly-planes/410766001/

Tweeted by billmckibben on June 20, 2017 at 1:59 AM

RedRiderX

@Avery What's even worse is when you get something like a tracking number and someone along the line just forgets to scan it.

Tim Stone

It's too hot. For planes to fly

RedRiderX

So you think it's lost but it just eventually shows up

Avery

@RedRiderX and like, my order was 46$ with 5$ for shipping. If I wanted a tracking code, I'd need to pay 77$.

RedRiderX

02:51

@TimStone Some planes, but yeah wow

I wonder what they think would happen if they did fly

Avery

Pro tip: stop building your warehouses in NA. Please? Pretty please?

RedRiderX

Would it just be that they couldn't keep the cabin cool enough?

Or would systems actually start to fail

Tim Stone

It actually starts to impact aerodynamics and engine thrust potential

Wipqozn

@TimStone 50c. What even the fuck. Thanks global warming.

Tim Stone

Phoenix

►

GodEmperorDune

02:55

@Avery congrats fam!

@Wipqozn oh no MORE SOCKS

Wipqozn

@TimStone that's actually brilliant

@GodEmperorDune I think I managed to avoid socks this time

Avery

just watched devolver's e3 conferance.

it's amazing

GodEmperorDune

@Wipqozn whatever you have to do to make sustainable attainable

Lazers 2.0

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Q: How to I get more raiders at my outpost?

So, I'm playing Fallout 4 as a bad guy and went the Nuka-Cola Overboss route. Now I've got several outposts located in the Commonwealth, each one set up with a raider antenna, amplifier, pick-me-up station, etc. Each outpost has at least one settlement supplying it as a vassal (usually more) and ...

fallout-4

Lazers 2.0

03:15

1

Q: Obtaining a Command Block

How can I obtain a command block without using any minecraft plugins? I want to do this on a vanilla server and I'm not too sure how. Thanks in advance!

minecraft

Unionhawk

Holy shit what

That just fucking happened

Avery

?

Tim Stone

No, no, leave the shroud of mystery. It's more exciting that way

Unionhawk

(better call Saul finale required a suicide prevention hotline after credits)

Avery

oh

wonder what they'll show here.

GodEmperorDune

03:25

@Unionhawk season or series?

@Avery probably 45 minutes of defend kabob

Unionhawk

@GodEmperorDune season, obviously

Avery

@GodEmperorDune that's actually my ringtone.

Unionhawk

They can't just fucken leave it there with still gap between now and breaking bad

Avery

For meme purposes

GodEmperorDune

@Avery you so dank fam

@Unionhawk well idk, I still haven't watched breaking bad

Avery

03:29

@GodEmperorDune flagged.

Why are you wasting time here?

Go watch it >_>

user15026

Breaking Bad is one of those shows I won't ever be able to watch

Avery

@Ash why?

user15026

Because it's basically bad things then more bad things then worse things

user15026

Like how I can't watch Weeds, or Orange is the New Black

Avery

ah, I see

user15026

03:40

It's just like how bad can we make people's lives

user15026

And my brain feeds off of that shit and badness happens.

user15026

I stick with things with less bad in them. Or where you know, eventually things end up good

Unionhawk

Well AMC is pretty much only capable of making tragic characters so maybe Preacher isn't that

But maybe not

Avery

it's easier to make believable bad stories than good ones

Unionhawk

And I think Preacher benefits from "it's a comic book with some really insane stuff to begin with" so it doesn't have to adhere to realism

You know where the walking dead does

Zombies are more believable than "man obtains some divine/demonic power that allow him to like monkey's paw will people to do stuff"

Shut up it makes sense

Also that show is back Sunday so that's pretty hype

Also fuuuuck I have to call Portman don't I

Lazers 2.0

04:07

0

Q: Why do some ships have better stats shown in orange?

In the Wipeout HD gameplay mode, each team has one ship available in multiple unlockable liveries. However, for many, in fact most of the teams, there is a second ship available above the first one, also with unlockable liveries. The upper ships have the same base starts as the lower ones with ...

wipeout-omega-collection

GodEmperorDune

04:30

@Ash i'm only 3 or 4 episodes in, but orange is the new black is surprisingly upbeat for being about prison

@Unionhawk yes you better

@GodEmperorDune not like kimmy schmidt upbeat, but i don't think shows can get more upbeat than kimmy schmidt

Avery

How Wile-E-Coyote's dynamite blaster works.

►

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: What does :ls do/mean?

I don't understand the output of :ls (note no exclamation point). Here's what it says for me: 1 % ground Anyone know what that means?

vim-adventures

user15026

@GodEmperorDune what season?

GodEmperorDune

@Ash 1, no spoilers please

My analysis so far is that the main character is your standard white lady going "muh privilege" and is boring but every other character is fascinating

Also captain Janeway is there and is great

Memor-X

04:49

@GodEmperorDune i'm assuming you mean the actress because i can't see why Janeway would be arrested after getting back to earth

user15026

Ah, okay. I made it to s3

GodEmperorDune

@Memor-X she broke the time directive thing

Memor-X

@GodEmperorDune wasn't that her future self. Does the Federation have a Pre Crimes unit?

Yuuki

@Unionhawk Can we stop living in the worst timeline already?

Memor-X

@Yuuki sure, once someone fixes the continuum so that 2016 can finally end

Lazers 2.0

05:44

0

Q: Where can I get guardian shields?

I was watching videos for tips to defeating Guardians in BotW and I found this video of guardian being defeated purely by reflecting damage back at itself. I know that you can do this with a well timed parry with any shield, but with the Guardian Shield it looks like you don't have to parry at al...

zelda-breath-of-the-wild

Avery

for all your pupper needs

rant still applies

GodEmperorDune

@Avery not sure that's a pupper, just looks like floof to me

have you checked for mlems?

Avery

not sure what you mean by mlems

I'm not a dog person myself

GodEmperorDune

@Avery npr.org/sections/alltechconsidered/2017/04/23/524514526/…

Avery

oh

mlems

GodEmperorDune

05:59

now you can ascend to a new level of doggo dankness

Avery

I never wished for so much meme power

fredley

06:22

GodEmperorDune

@fredley yep

at least you guys have lord buckethead

Memor-X

06:38

@fredley the guy next to trump reminds me of the parish priest from Mrs's Browns Boys. the one who came after Father Quinn went to rehab

fredley

@Memor-X It's Tim Cook, CEO of Apple

Avery

wasn't it cooks

huh

just cook

til

GodEmperorDune

> i've made a terrible mistake

Private Pansy

07:38

IT'S OVER 900 000

Kevin van der Velden

That is quite the supercomputer you have there

Avery

07:50

what a captcha

what a status update

also this store is located in China, why does it ship from turkey?

Kevin van der Velden

Magic

Also decentralization for speed of shipping

Avery

> speed of shipping

> 15 to 40 days

I made this order on 14th.

today is 20th. They just handed it to PTT yesterday.

I really do hate logistics.

Thankfully my last hellish experience was around 10th of oct when I was waiting for the kobo I bought as a self-birthday-gift

fredley

08:19

this is insane

Private Pansy

But can it play Crysis?

fredley

@PrivatePansy It could potentially play a live stream of someone else playing Crysis

Hmmm, not sure if I can fix the aspect

Avery

08:57

@PrivatePansy it can play doom

you can run chocolate doom without an x server running on that tty

it runs on text mode

at least on ubuntu

fails on arch for some bizarre reason

fredley

@Avery It only fails because you haven't made it work

badp

you mean like brexit? OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

fredley

@badp :(

badp

@fredley also happy to hear you're still alive

Avery

@fredley stretch image by double the width

Boom

Looks terrible but less terrible

Lyfhakk

fredley

09:06

@badp I am jetlagged out of my skull, so alive only in the medical sense

Canada is nice, 10/10 would relocate

badp

now text is hard to read

fredley

@badp This is a cursed image

badp

@fredley it's pulled steak

Kevin van der Velden

@fredley solution: just get rid of it

Avery

woo

yubikey arrived

Beedrill

10:03

YouTube doesn't show how long videos are from its frontpage anymore.

Why would you remove that feature?

Ronan

@Beedrill I noticed that, but it's back for me now. Maybe there's a bug and it doesn't always load?

Beedrill

Oh, maybe I'll try a refresh.

Hm, it is back.

Glad they haven't lost their minds at least.

Ronan

@Beedrill I wouldn't go that far.

fredley

@Beedrill Because the AB test said so?

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: Programming Language

I want to make a game so which programming language should i start with? I already know Python, Batch and little bit Java also. Waiting for your Answer Thank You 😊