The Bridge

user15026

12:00 AM

I'll still be awake, I'll tell you all the good bits ;) (well probably not, this is me, I'm likely to get distracted and forget about it)

Frank

I will trust @Yuuki to lose his shit and ~~pint~~ ping me repeatedly if Monster Hunter is a launch title. :P

Yuuki

@Frank Aye aye, cap'n.

3

Daniel Radcliffe is an amusing person.

James

@Yuuki And to that description here you have the leading man and two supporting actors :)

Unionhawk

@Yuuki Speaking of him, I still want to see Swiss Army Man

Yuuki

@Unionhawk That was an amusing movie.

I think the final line sums it up pretty well.

arda

12:05 AM

SO does it well.

Lazers 2.0

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Q: Can I get constant 60 fps on fifa 17 at 1368x768 resolution on medium/high/ultra setting

My pc details Nvidia zotac 750ti 2 gb Inte pentium G620@2.60 GHz 8gb RAM Window 7

fifa-17

0

Q: Buy TF2 item without buying Steam games first

I started playing Team Fortress 2 and ran into the item limit which is a really bad thing because now I can't switch teams during the game when I'm asked whether I volunteer for switching because if I accept, an overlay which can't be closed, is opened. Discarding items doesn't really help. I tri...

steam team-fortress-2

Yuuki

Is Obama going to personally shut down two subreddits during his presidency?

Memor-X

@Unionhawk odd, i finished the survey at 61%

Unionhawk

@Memor-X Yeah

Iunno

Memor-X

i would assume if there was skipped parts because of how i answered the % would skip forward so by the last part asking for our profile link for the badge it would be at 99%

user15026

12:17 AM

Well, there's both an MSE and an MSO post about it so I figure they'll explain at some point if there is an explanation to be had

James

@Yuuki Think of it more as a 'Last call' at the end of a long night at a bar ;)

Tim Stone

I'll um... just leave these here. http://www.giulianisecurity.com/web.config.txt http://www.giulianisecurity.com/README.txt http://www.giulianisecurity.com/robots.txt.dist http://www.giulianisecurity.com/htaccess.txt

Tweeted by Viss on January 12, 2017 at 11:21 PM

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

James

@Memor-X Some of the questions after 50% eluded to 'based on previous answers'

So it might just have been the rest of the survey was irrelevant to you based on your previous answers

Unionhawk

@TimStone very good at the cyber

Tim Stone

Yeaaaaah

Unionhawk

12:29 AM

> SQL injection vulnerability in Joomla! 3.x before 3.4.7 allows attackers to execute arbitrary SQL commands via unspecified vectors.

this is brilliant

RedRiderX

@TimStone Hmm I don't understand the context here.

Does joomla's default download have a htaccess.txt?

Tim Stone

Trump appointed Giuliani to head THE CYBER. Giuliani's firm runs poorly implemented and old version of Joomla that has multiple CVEs associated with it. Giuliani is an idiot and will endanger us all

RedRiderX

@TimStone Oh my

Unionhawk

We're dead

Tim Stone

Remember that time he bought crappy radios for the NYC fire fighters and put the emergency response coordination center in the World Trade Center before 9/11? Horrible times, horrible times

Unionhawk

12:33 AM

We're being targeted by multiple state actors, and we have someone in charge of cybersecurity who is wholly unqualified

We're dead

Frank

Lesson: Micromesh is not the material to use to buff paint.

Second lesson: Rubbing alcohol does an insanely good job of removing ALL the paint.

Result:

Memor-X

@Frank and before?

Frank

@Memor-X Before stripping the paint?

Memor-X

@Frank yeh

user15026

One Nintendo Switch rumor that I hope doesn't come to fruition is the idea of different side controller things for different games

user15026

12:39 AM

Didn't we learn anything from the Wii?

James

@Ash That the GC controllers worked better for it than the wii remotes?

:D

Yuuki

@TimStone On the one hand, there's no way he could've foretold 9/11.

Memor-X

@Ash you mean having the 2 different controller or having different kind of controllers that replace what we've seen

user15026

and this is portable, too so I don't wanna have to like pack ten bajillion controller bits in my bag just for whatever game I wanna play

user15026

@Memor-X having different ones that replace what we've seen

Frank

12:40 AM

user15026

I'd hate to see crap like this:

user15026

Memor-X

@Ash ok never heard that. god that'll be bad

Yuuki

On the other hand, emergency response coordination probably shouldn't be placed in places that are already probable attack targets.

Frank

That's what it looked like before.

Tim Stone

12:41 AM

Well yeah, considering that terrorists had tried to blow it up already in '93

Memor-X

@Frank wow!

Yuuki

@TimStone Oh wow, I did not know that.

James

@Ash Even if this happens they will be addons, not requirements

Frank

@Memor-X I was going for mirror chrome, so I thought some buffing would help. Nnnnnnnope.

user15026

@James I'd hope so, but I can see it being a mess

James

12:42 AM

chrome on matte black + gloss?

@Ash From a game developer stand point

Tim Stone

@Yuuki Yeah, one of the attackers was the nephew of Khaled Sheikh Mohammed, the mastermind of the 9/11 attacks

James

We dont want you not spending money on our game cause of a gimmick :)

user15026

@James from an anythign standpoint

user15026

You don't need to mess with this stuff :P

James

Just trying to say why devs wont go for that or at the least the original controllers will work just as well

Nintendo makes money on the hardware, not devs.

Nintendo already lost out on so many games with the Wii because they tried to force us to use their features

They gave that up with the Wii U (and even the Wii)

Nintendo may be slow but they do remember.

user15026

12:45 AM

I hope so :)

James

Me too

I am semi interested in the switch

But honestly Nintendo lost me a few consoles ago due to lack of desirable content.

user15026

I love my 3DS

user15026

but I am very unsure about the switch

Memor-X

@Ash likewise

user15026

I mean I'm very unlikely to use it on my TV because I rarely do any gaming that way

user15026

12:54 AM

And it seems kinda bulky for actual portable gaming

user15026

But we shall see :D

user15026

It will be nice in a way that all their games will be on the same thing

James

I am liking the possibility of getting a more powerful portable device mostly

user15026

So I don't miss out on stuff like I did for WiiU games that I never got to because I never picked up a WiiU

James

if it really can run skyrim decently? Im in for a bit

user15026

12:56 AM

I have 0 interest in Skyrim or games like it really

James

I love that game :)

Yuuki

@Ash It doesn't seem like a device you can put in your pocket, that's for sure.

Tim Stone

Not unless bellbottom cargo pants become a thing

Unionhawk

no

Don't even use those two words in sequence

three words

whatever

Tim Stone

Yeah it's probably going to happen #2017MAGA

Memor-X

1:04 AM

@James the real question is will it do that in both probable and docked. i remember reading that docking provide more hardware power which i don't like the idea of

Unionhawk

you mean like how current mobile GPUs have more power when plugged in?

James

@Memor-X If thats the case then its time to write the switch off right now.

Unionhawk

like, how the GTX 1080 (for laptop) can only do VR when plugged in?

Memor-X

@Unionhawk don't know about that. this is for the switch and the docking station which then turns the portable console into a home console.

why are you doing VR on a laptop anyway?

Unionhawk

BECAUSE YOU CAN

Memor-X

1:10 AM

@James yeh i hope hope all the dock does is charge and does output to the TV

user15026

@Yuuki I'm not sure if it will fit good in my purse

Unionhawk

@Memor-X The way I imagine it, the power exists entirely in the console

But it dials the power back on battery for battery life considerations

But docked it's fine it can run at full speed without worrying about the battery

BUT I DON'T KNOW

Memor-X

@Unionhawk said the guy who's power grid blew after plugging 64 items into 16 powerboards plugged into 4 powerboards plugged into the 1 powerboard plugged into the 1 main

Unionhawk

Well your problems began at trying to do that to begin with

Lazers 2.0

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Q: What to spend my rupees on?

I'm playing through the Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past. By the time I got the first pennant, I was already maxed out on my rupees (999) and bought the empty jar. Is there anything else to spend my rupees on? Like any new items or increasing my capacity for bombs or arrows? I just got the mas...

zelda-link-to-the-past

Memor-X

1:16 AM

@Unionhawk well maybe i just don't mind shorter battery life so long as i get at lest 4-5 hours, i get a warning and in standby on 10% it can last a few more hours.

Isuka

Just reading this last line while coming in, I thought we were talking about sleep time.

Wipqozn

Xelna is destroying this race

Unionhawk

1:32 AM

Oh god

Oh god this show

haHAA millenials amirite haHAA

Oh god

I knew this show was going to be awful but this is intolerable, CBS

(The Great Indoors, a show about millenials working in an outdoor magazine playing literal stereotypes, working for a Gen Y guy who just makes fun of everyone all the time, basically)

Sterno

Well, Millenials ARE awful

murgatroid99

The new generation has always been the worst thing (according to the older generation) for all of human history. That's why everything is constantly getting worse, and we're all worse off than we were thousands of years ago

Unionhawk

But like, they built an entire show on stereotypes

Of, apparently, everyone ever

murgatroid99

I've always loved the fact that you can find writing from literally Plato decrying how the younger generation is disrespectful and lazy and etc.

Unionhawk

Yeah

It's been a thing forever

user15026

1:47 AM

@murgatroid99 this is a thing that delights me as well

Unionhawk

New ways of communicating have also been decried as killing communication forever

"We used to talk to people, now there's NEWSPAPERS???"

murgatroid99

All the way back to the printing press (mainly because it's hard to find lasting records of previous new methods of communication)

RedRiderX

@Memor-X I finished it at 54%

Also I guess they don't mail out stickers for the survey anymore, oh well.

Unionhawk

@murgatroid99 Yeah, I think there was a report that Socrates was decrying the written word as being for the lazy or whatever, but that's about as far as we've got

Yuuki

"Ooog ugg words aagg ooog"

murgatroid99

1:50 AM

@Unionhawk But we only know about that at all because Plato was there to write it down

Unionhawk

Yes

Tim Stone

I mean we could have asked @Sterno too

murgatroid99

I guess that actually explains why we only have Plato's writings about Socrates' teachings

John

@Wipqozn What happened to me? How did I die?

Tim Stone

(source)

Wipqozn

2:05 AM

@John I don't even remember. Probably aliens.

Unionhawk

Oh here we go

CNN: C-SPAN's online feed interrupted by Russia Today

I'll take that as confirmation enough that that actually happened

What the fuck

murgatroid99

I'm learning from my job that computer networking is an infinite regress of complexity. I totally believe that kind of error is possible

user15026

Dear internet if I ask how to do a thing, I want to do that thing, not the opposite of that thing

user15026

sigh

murgatroid99

The result of the error is strangely coincidental with the current political climate

Unionhawk

2:17 AM

I mean it's at best a "wtf how did this specifically happen on accident" and at worst it's "somehow russia pulled some magic"

We'll probably find out which one eventually

But who knows

murgatroid99

It could be anything. Maybe someone was experimenting with restreaming and accidentally pushed that to production. Maybe CSPAN and RT use the same stream load balancing service, and something got screwed up there.

I'm not saying it's not malicious. And I would love to see a writeup of how that specifically happened. But there are a lot of possbilities

Unionhawk

Yeah that's where my lack of understanding categorizes all of "maybe all of these reasons idk" into "wtf how?"

BlueBarren

man my internet was down for the last hour

user15026

@murgatroid99 yeah. I'd love a post-mortem on how that happened

user15026

Because it could totally be innocent

Memor-X

2:35 AM

@RedRiderX no it's a Silver Census badge if you post the url to your SO Profile

Unionhawk

3:12 AM

DONE

I THINK

Private Pansy

so this is a thing

Unionhawk

Why

Also no not done because ugh small changes

GnomeSlice

@PrivatePansy squidi.net/comic/aaa/view.php?series=aaa

I'll bet it ends up with just as much exaggeration

murgatroid99

@GnomeSlice That looks accurate to me

GnomeSlice

I mean, yeah, squidi is great

Memor-X

3:28 AM

@PrivatePansy everything is better with cat girls

Fluttershy

I'm stuck in a Pokemon battle.

Yuuki

Nintendo Switch Presentation 2017

►

Fluttershy

NEVERMIND

My Munchlax killed itself with Metronome. :D

Memor-X

@Fluttershy you get 1 hit koed thanks to elemental.....

@Fluttershy wait, never mind

Fluttershy

@Memor-X I have no idea what that means.

Memor-X

3:35 AM

@Fluttershy simple. you send out a Flying type against an electric type and just got killed

but it seem it was the work of the Pokegods being pricks

that's how Metronome works. it makes a call to the Pokegods to then toss down whatever move they want to see. they can be real assholes at time

Fluttershy

@Memor-X Munchlax vs. Gastly. Munchlax didn't have any effect with its attacks. Gastly had no effect with its attack. Except for the Mean Look it landed. Meaning I couldn't switch out my ineffective, invulnerable Munchlax.

Private Pansy

I have no idea how I missed this when timetabling, but apparently I picked adjacent classes that are on the opposite sides of th campus

Memor-X

@Fluttershy holy shit that has to be the worst situation to get into

GnomeSlice

smallprintrecordings.bandcamp.com/album/natural-selection

fucking uuuuuuugh i think this might be my favourite of the year after all

such a tough call

Memor-X

well....you could have just used up all the PP and use struggle. i think that still works on Ghost Types

Lazers 2.0

3:37 AM

-1

Q: The mod blocks won't load on my sever

So With this I keep seeing things like make sure you have forge installed and what not but I already do, and I am just trying to figure why it keeps telling me my server is vanilla when it should be modded if I am suppose to be running it from the forge file then that might be the issue but it ke...

minecraft hosting

Fluttershy

Pokemon Moon: Munchlax Versus Gastly Is A Sad, Sad Fight

►

NSFW language, but it happened to Jim Sterling, too.

Memor-X

@Fluttershy ooo, that reminds me i got some vids to catch up on

been ignoring his channel until the Final Fantasy XV hype died down

Tim Stone

This is perfect

3

Fluttershy

@TimStone Oh my gods.

Tim Stone

There are so many levels I don't even know where to begin

Yuuki

3:41 AM

@TimStone Of course Trump would pick R. Kelly, they have a lot in common.

Unionhawk

lol

Yuuki

cc @GodEmperorDune

Unionhawk

Giulianisecurity.com rates an F from SSL labs

Yuuki

I can still joke about unsubstantiated rumors, right?

Seems par for the course in this political climate.

Unionhawk

I think as long as you don't make a leak pun you're good

Memor-X

3:44 AM

"Let's make America great again so that Russia-senpai will notice us"

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: How do I combine a team's deaths using /scoreboard?

The title says it all. I want to know how to combine a team's deaths and once it reaches the sum of 2, output a redstone signal. I'd appreciate it if I could get the exact commands to add the team's deaths together.

minecraft-commands

Fluttershy

Nintendo Switch presentation!

StrixVaria

4:00 AM

@GnomeSlice There's a Bleed speedrun coming up in a few hours at AGDQ.

Scheduled for 4:43AM, so obviously tough to watch live, but maybe you can catch a vod later if interested.

Furi is right after.

Fluttershy

MARCH 3RD

$300

No region locking! :D

Frank

@Fluttershy As long as the Switch 2 isn't region locked, then.

Yuuki

Paid online service, ew.

Frank

Since they went with no region locking for the DS, back to region locking with the DSi.

Fluttershy

@Yuuki As long as it's better than their current services, I'm okay with it.

Frank

4:07 AM

With multiplayer on the PSN requiring PS+, that seems to be par for the course now.

Fluttershy

Up to 8 systems can be linked for LAN play. :oooooo

Also, Mario Kart is bringing back dedicated battle tracks. :3

Private Pansy

Is that a tiny D-pad on the right controller?

Memor-X

@Fluttershy yay! i can guy US games again!

because it took forever for Entrian Odyssey Untold 2 to come to PAL

is there going to be artificial low stock of it like they tried with the rebooted NES?

if not i got my christmas planned

user15026

4:26 AM

@Frank why are you even thinking that far in advance?

GnomeSlice

@StrixVaria I don't expect many surprises in Furi

Fluttershy

SPLATOON 2 GET HYYYYYYYPE

Yuuki

@Fluttershy Splatwoon.

Fluttershy

Spla2n.

Well, they got my money.

RedRiderX

Oh my, has mario gone full sonic?

The real world thing is a bit surprising.

Oh well no mario + zelda launch titles

Yuuki

4:37 AM

Oooo, Xenoblade?

user15026

I'm kinda worried this thing won't have games I will like XD

Yuuki

Fire Emblem?

Fluttershy

Xenoblade

cc @Frank

user15026

THe idea of a sandbox Mario real world game does not fill me with hope

Memor-X

@Fluttershy new Xenoblade?

Yuuki

4:40 AM

Dragon Quest XI.

Oh wait, maybe JP only.

Memor-X

@Yuuki no region locking

RedRiderX

@Memor-X But also no english

user15026

@RedRiderX this

Memor-X

@RedRiderX some people can tolerate that. i can't

Yuuki

Ooo, Persona?

RedRiderX

4:42 AM

Well, no english probably, there have been some JP releases with english subtitles and stuff

But not many I think

Memor-X

oh wait i'm confusing Dragon Quest with Monster Hunter where one had story the other doesn't

user15026

Watching the chat just kinda meaninglessly zip by is weirdly soothing

Memor-X

@Yuuki Main Title Persona or cross-over spin off like Shadows of the Labyrinth

if you see Aigis it's a cross-over

RedRiderX

That's a crazy art style for Octopath Traveler.

This guy looks too cool for a Sega rep

Memor-X

@RedRiderX maybe they realized their mistake when they tried to be too cool

user15026

4:45 AM

I dont get the skyrim thing

user15026

like

Fluttershy

@RedRiderX Game looks neat, but... that name tho.

user15026

it's been around for a while

RedRiderX

@Ash Well that Special Editon did just come out so I guess they updated the codebase recently?

user15026

This is what I was scared of though

user15026

4:46 AM

I liked Nintendo becausethey make games I can actually play

user15026

now it feels like they're doing the same sort of stuff as PS and MS and I don't know how i feel about that

Memor-X

@Ash showing off the power of the hardware really

user15026

@Memor-X I suppose

RedRiderX

Have they already showed the new Zelda on this stream?

Memor-X

@RedRiderX Breath of the Wild?

RedRiderX

4:48 AM

Is there another new Zelda?

GnomeSlice

express.co.uk/news/uk/723323/…

what

RedRiderX

Now that guy sounds passionate.

Memor-X

@RedRiderX not that i am aware of but i wouldn't put much hype on Breath of the Wild being on the Switch. didn't they say at E3 it was coming out for the Wii U as well?

user15026

@GnomeSlice I feel like there is a lot more to this than just what this article is focusing on

GnomeSlice

> Under the Equality Act 2010 a person is disabled if they have a physical or mental impairment that has a 'substantial' and 'long-term' negative effect on their ability to do normal daily activities

I mean... yeah, like if you have mad anxiety you're not gonna get laid as easily

but the anxiety is the disability

user15026

4:51 AM

I really want to see what they actually said

user15026

and not this hyperbolic reaction

RedRiderX

@Memor-X Yes but I do anticipate a bit of a Twilight situation where the Gamecube version was a bit different from the Wii version.

user15026

@Memor-X iirc it's intended to do the same thing as TP did for wii/GC

RedRiderX