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12:02 AM
Not like that
he's asking if somebody else can upload some gameplay of a game for him
 
Someone said Beep Boop in Overwatch chat and I was so excited because I thought it was @OrigamiRobot. But it wasn't.
 
@Sterno who is this @OrigamiRobot? did he die?
 
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Q: What is the fastest way to move in Darksiders?

DragonrageIn Darksiders I feel like I run really slowly, and when I have to cross a decently long stretch of ground running in a straight line, it just takes a long time. Is there a combination of jumping/dashing/running that allows you to travel faster than just running?

 
@Dragonrage No, he just deleted his account
 
12:13 AM
I'm giong to be posting so many pictures of Stellaris once it comes out.
 
@Frank what is stellaris?
 
@Dragonrage Paradox's 4X game.
Coming out in a week.
4X games being like Civilization. But in space.
And generally a hell of a lot longer.
 
@Frank like galactic civilization?
 
xpand xtend xterminate xlong xomething
 
@GodEmperorDune Exactly like Galciv.
Or, for a game with more complexity and customization, Space Empires V.
 
12:16 AM
@Sterno What a jerk.
 
I need 30 more min until I can play
Kids still awake
 
@Sterno It's so much fun
You should watch my be terrible at the game
 
@Frank looks interesting
 
@Dragonrage I'm super looking forward to it.
 
you should try an all-out warfare approach
 
12:19 AM
@Sterno Uses magic shields
 
I wasn't sure if joining the group would put me right in your game or something and I didn't want to afk mid-match
 
Pass it on
 
if you find aliens, just kill them all
 
@Wipqozn Are you streaming?
I'd stream this but I'm pretty sure that'll just make my game laggy
 
@Dragonrage I always go for tech.
 
12:20 AM
trust me, war solves problems. if you kill them, they cant have a problem with you
 
And I build a ton of infrastructure.
 
@twobugs Yeah @Sterno, if you play Reinhardt, Winston, Zarya, or Bastion, you are clearly bad at dark souls
or something
 
@Unionhawk reinhardt is super fun if you have a good team to watch your flanks
 
I have a token military. When someone (inevitably) declares war with me because I'm weak militarily, I convert my entire manufacturing base to making warships. And quite shortly, I no longer have an enemy.
 
i got a pentakill with reinhardt
@Frank so you are the USA in WW2?
 
12:22 AM
@Dragonrage Tech > war.
In fact, it makes wars so hilariously one sided.
 
USA pretty much was like that to some extent in WW2, they just were producing goods and such, and then they got attacked, so they started mass producing war machines
 
@StrixVaria @Wipqozn @Yuuki @whoever are you guys on discord?
 
@Sterno Yeah
 
btw, you guys should all move to my timezone :)
 
12:39 AM
@Sterno Ready ?
 
I haven't been playing enough FPS, and now my left wrist is hurting :(
 
@Sterno yes
@Sterno I'm on steam, so oh right now nvm
NVM I'M A LIAR
 
It blows my mind that every single character so far in Overwatch is fun
And has good mechanics
 
Yeah, I'm really impressed with Overwatch
 
user15026
Oh hey, my house is a real house! (I got a copy of the Canadian Census addressed to "BASEMENT" at my address)
 
12:48 AM
Installing the updated graphics drivers now
 
@AshleyNunn \o/
 
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Q: Why am I able to kill my guide?

AlexSo in terraria for the Xbox One NPC's come to houses you've built, well when I hit my guide he takes damage! This doesn't happen with any other NPC in the game! Why does this happen? I wasn't able to do it when I first got the game! (It happens with EVERY weapon). The guide usually respawns with...

 
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@GodEmperorDune I just wasn't sure if I'd count
 
user15026
1:09 AM
There was also pie in my mailbox today :D
 
@AshleyNunn you got a pie in your mailbox? how small a pie, or how big a mailbox do you have?
 
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@Dragonrage Not a whole pie, just a slice of delicious apple pie. (A friend made a pie and had leftovers)
 
ah
well apple pie is good
 
@Fluttershy Mei is my favourite
 
@Wipqozn Best waifu.
 
1:13 AM
Alsdo @SaintWacko hates us and won't accept our invite
 
I'm still digging Hanzo though.
 
@Fluttershy Meis ice wall is gross
 
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@Dragonrage It made a tasty dinner
 
@Wipqozn I'm putting the kids to bed!
Invite me again when you're done with this game
Are you guys using voice chat?
 
Discord @SaintWacko
 
1:18 AM
Is that what overwatch people are using for voice chat?
 
Yes
 
Got a play of the game as Hanzo, and another as Bastion. :3
 
@Unionhawk if only there was a clearly labelled "overwatch" lobby
 
@GodEmperorDune Hey, I'm new to this Discord thing :P
I was looking at the wrong place
 
He's referring to me renaming all the game rooms to generic to avoid ending up with a room for literally every single game
 
1:29 AM
@Unionhawk only the popular games
 
alright time to go home :)
 
1:41 AM
There is no answer to it. It's a joke.
 
@Wipqozn Now that I'm getting the hang of her, she's amazing
Mei #1
Symmetra is really fun, too
Man that Roadhog game I had
On fire 85% of the time (by sheer dumb luck)
 
@twobugs I had this in a Pharah game. 7:02 on fire. :3
 
People voted for someone else for MVP or whatever though :(
I drank some pure black coffee today because we ran out of creamer. cc @Frank @fredley
It was tough but I did it
 
@twobugs That's the way coffee should be.
 
It's definitely a different experience
 
1:56 AM
Anyone who drinks coffee black is worse than Hitler.
 
@Fluttershy Four or five cups a day.
 
@Frank so @Fluttershy's point is validated :p
 
@GodEmperorDune Am I worse than Hitler for drinking black coffee?
Am I even worse for drinking lots of it?
 
pRETTY SURE MEI CAPS LOCK
Pretty sure MEI will be my main
that shield is so helpful
I managed to use it a few times to separate enemies from each other
 
2:03 AM
Her wall is super handy.
 
> make overwatch great again
 
She's so fun, but I don't know if she'll be my main yet. I just have too much fun with Hanzo. Also, I enjoy Widowmaker way more than I thought I would.
 
There were a few times I used it and it helped the enemy team... just takes time to learn how to sue it best
Widowmaker is a lot of fun
 
I went 22 and 0 with Widowmaker tonight.
 
oh nice
 
2:04 AM
snipers op
 
I might play some micless later, I need a break I think
 
@Unionhawk How many exams left?
 
1 paper due wed, I'm sitting at 3/3 pages in part 1, 9/10-12 in part 2, and 1/2 in part 3 of this paper
 
sHITTY
ALSO CAPS LOCK
Also I need to buy a newheadset now
 
oh man i never heard @Wipqozn speak
my headcanon is that @Wipqozn sounds like @twobugs angry reddit nerd impression
is someone drinking a soda on discord?
 
2:09 AM
Your mom's a soda
IN OTHER NEWS
 
@Wipqozn urmom is in other news
cc @Wipqozn on that burn
 
@GodEmperorDune I'm drinking a beer, but you shouldn't be able to hear it
I have push to talk turned on
 
no its specifically like someone slurping the end of a big gulp
 
Hmm, pretty good ending to AC: Syndicate. Really wish Ubisoft would get their shit together on the technical side though, but I won't hold my breath
 
2:14 AM
@Sterno doesn't really sound like the old man i thought he would
he hasn't even said whippersnapper yet
 
He's so old his voice has overflowed
 
headcanon rekt
@TimStone headcanon restored
 
Oh my, a foil card
 
ooo
 
Apparently only 8 were ever transacted on the market
 
2:18 AM
Which game?
 
Infinifactory. I just got the game, and oh god
It's exactly like Spacechem in 3D
 
@PrivatePansy oh that game was really difficult
or i am just terrible at puzzle games
 
Nope. It is hard as nails
 
@GodEmperorDune Or just terrible. :P
 
@Frank lulz, good point
 
2:20 AM
If there's a race creator in Stellaris, I'm going to be a race of cows.
That eat beef.
 
@Frank i read that as a race of clowns
 
@GodEmperorDune Also a good idea.
 
@PrivatePansy I sold a foil for The Swapper for $8 one time
new Innerspace environment
 
2:40 AM
0
Q: What does "Lifesaver" mean on the Play of the Game?

Jeremy AvalonI've noticed that sometimes, a highlight video or the Play of the Game has the text "Lifesaver" appended during the intro, usually below the hero's waist. However, I haven't noticed any differences from the usual "get a significant multikill or capture" videos. What causes "Lifesaver" to appear,...

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Q: My Minecraft isn't working

user125678My Minecraft doesn't work and here is what it says. 03-05-16 10:40:28: Starting Launcher... 03-05-16 10:40:29: Online mode... 03-05-16 10:40:29: Checking Minecraft for updates... 03-05-16 10:40:29: Last checked for updates: less than an hour ago 03-05-16 10:40:29: Loading Launcher profiles... 03...

 
CC @Sterno @SaintWacko @twob @Yuuki @Fluttershy @Unionhawk @Dragonrage
 
I like art too
 
@Wipqozn
 
nvm
just shitty hover tracking
 
user15026
3:05 AM
I feel bad that I don't play stuff you lot play so I don't get to hear any of this, but then none of you get to hear me so it all works out :P
 
user15026
not that I am interesting, I talk pretty much how I type but with a lady voice that apparently sounds really Canadian, but not in a prairies kind of way
 
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@Frank yes I like this plan
 
@AshleyNunn You can listen in like a weirdo like me
 
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Q: How to get minecraft capes free

The hackerOk I here that you can get a minecraft cape for free with an online genorator and I was wondering if anyone knew a link to one of said generators. Thank you.

 
3:23 AM
@AshleyNunn well my vocal headcanon of you is the pteradactyl, so ...
 
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@GodEmperorDune I don't make those sounds all that often :P
 
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Q: Game licensing across multiple pcs for a non-commercial setup

o.v.What options are there for installing the same game for simultaneous usage on several computers? Ease of management is the bigger concern over game licensing cost. This is a non-commercial environment (after hours lan party at the office) so would prefer not paying a lot for internet cafe manage...

 
So... one of the latest Kerbal Space Program patches has a 64-bit mode with the ability to handle more parts per vessel. I'm already pushing the limit with only 2/3rds of my planned vessel.
Side note: those 48 ion engines only give me an acceleration of around 0.2m/s^2
cc: @Frank
 
4:02 AM
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Q: http://comaarp.org/edge-bioactives-spartagen-xt/

MyersByrnsCheck Edge Bioactives Spartagen XT for expired drugs: People are very smart; some are selling expired products with new wrapper. You would be well aware that there is fake and frauds everywhere. You have to avoid all such products so that you can avoid any problem or side effect with you. You can...

 
Type 0 is completely silly but in a good way
Anime fantasy war
 
4:20 AM
Overwatch is fun. That is all.
 
SpaceChem. In 3D. Oh god...
And the accursed histogram is back
 
4:46 AM
That feeling when you're 32% of the entire team's damage.
I know he's a pubstomp hero, but I've had so much success with Bastion.
 
5:04 AM
So apparently the TF2 pattern holds for me for overwatch too, I enjoy support heroes
 
5:29 AM
Ugh, McCree annoys me so much.
 
6:22 AM
> The internet is
not just for porn anymore!
Now it's memes and fights.
may IOTM makes me lol
> does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
> suddenly gets a wild look in its eyes. "I'm a' chargin' mah HeartBot!" it shouts. "SHOOP DA WHOOP!"
> Internet Salessnake
OHAI! ^__^ Welcome to the Internet Meme shop. You can trade me your BACON (the best thing ever) for other awesome things! Act fast, the internet closes tomorrow!
 
6:56 AM
> freaks out and starts babbling "I used to be a K'chudlae but then I took an arrow to the knee..."
 
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Q: How to find which mods are inactive

SomeoneOk so I have a pretty large collection of mods, however recently I have noticed that not all of my mods were active. Is there a way to find what mods are inactive?

 
cc @AshleyNunn @Yuuki @Arperum @Dragonrage @ardaozkal @otherKolPeople
 
7:12 AM
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Q: How do I maximize my speed at the beginning of a round?

DJ McMayhemIn rocket league, there is a countdown before you can start driving, but you can start revving your engine before the countdown has finished. You can also choose when to start boosting. Is there a strategy for when to start your engine, similar to mario kart? Is there also a strategy for your b...

 
7:37 AM
Morning chat
I am at work and not playing overwatch =[
 
hah! I'm not at work. I haven't gone yet.
 
@badp so what are you playing in overwatch?
 
@GodEmperorDune Not Wipqozn
 
which class provides the most erRor?
 
@GodEmperorDune Uniozaki Hawkuburu
 
7:42 AM
@badp always a solid choice
 
@badp I mean, I only just arrived and left after 9
So I could have played overwatch before, but sleep was deemed more important by past me
 
@KevinvanderVelden what a fool
 
@GodEmperorDune indeed, someone should find past me and kick him
 
@KevinvanderVelden oh no, hacking too much time
 
no match found past "me"
 
7:47 AM
@badp i see you have hidden the secret lizardman hivemind chat
as well as the CIA teleport obama to mars chat
 
gotta keep the conspiracy theory flames alive
I care about your mindcanons
 
WHAT OTHER CHATS ARE YOU KEEPING FROM US?
kenorb was right all along
 
@GodEmperorDune other than I have root shell to all Blizzard boxes? they run like Windows 3.0
 
@badp no, that's well known already
 
the backend is written in turbo COBOL
 
7:49 AM
all the passwords are hunter2
 
so long as you get about 1 user per minute it's fine
 
what's this? spam.se?
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Website recommendations

Proposed Q&A site for users seeking websites for specific, specialised purposes. With a particular focus on classical websites rather than applications with a browser-based user interface.

Currently in commitment.

 
the second user of the minute loses all of their items
the third user onwards gets their account blocked on "security grounds"
they then have weekly competitions for the ugliest ID card mugshot
I hear @Wipqozn's entry is hard to beat
 
@badp the @two of bugs is a close second
 
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Dash

Proposed Q&A site for developers and users of the cryptocurrency Dash

Currently in definition.

 
7:54 AM
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Q: Skyrim thieves guild influence jobs glitch

SyncunoSo I have completed the thieves guild main story, I returned the key and everything, but I want to fully complete it. So I go back to the guild and try to take influence jobs to eventually become guild master, but I completed one numbers job for Delvin in Whiterun and turned it in, but now it won...

 
They tried to update to MSDOS 4 so they could run Java 1.1 but that broke Turbo COBOL 87
 
@PrivatePansy they relied on the Intel coprocessor bug
 
Oh. Good ol' 'press space to keep orphans warm bug'
 
8:12 AM
> When turning on your computer how many mouse clicks does it take you to open your preferred code editor? 0
 
@Ronan You use keyboard
 
@PrivatePansy I have it load on startup.
 
Really? That doesn't necessarily seem like a good idea
 
> Do you use Dreamweaver?
(only option is no)
 
@PrivatePansy It is my work computer I'm at.
 
8:15 AM
@AshleyNunn I only swam across the Atlantic Ocean
 
> Explain prototypal/differential inheritance and the theoretical memory consumption when using extremely large datasets
lol
 
@PrivatePansy Oh Yes!
 
@PrivatePansy I'd go for Haddaway personally
 
oh it just goes to a real job application
boo
> PHP Web application development and support experience, including planning for load, QA and database interaction.
eff that noise
also the job is in atlanta, GA
 
8:25 AM
The chuckle was good though
 
true dat
 
Current status: bad times
 
Train-based bad times
@GodEmperorDune sure but how are the two things even remotely related
 
No red squiggly lines of doom though
But yeah bad train times
 
8:36 AM
@KevinvanderVelden the branding guidelines suggest slowly blinking blue bars instead
occasionally a straight red underline
but then the developers found a loophole and snuck in red on blue text
@KevinvanderVelden this sounds like a very Eclipse thing
Eclipse likes to accidentally the JDK
 
@badp the NS website shows which routes have problems, the lines aren't straight and red lines are bad =p
 
8:51 AM
@KevinvanderVelden then the red lines are red
not Eclipse red though
My least favourite time was wrestling with Eclipse when it decided that a library was suddenly a corrupted zip file
I still don't know how to fix that but I suppose that was a problem specific to the ancient version of Eclipse we had to use
Probably remove and readd the dependency
Also not favourite: when Eclipse would forget half of its keybinds, including "save file"
@PrivatePansy why not have arbitrary HTML tags? We have the technology
 
@badp <legs> should be in the standard though. Having only <head>, <body> and <footer> is just awkward
 
sure it might be a problem later when you want to standardise them, but it's not like browsers have any sort of default behaviours for stuff like <aside>
@PrivatePansy wouldn't that be <foot>
If anything
 
<foot>, <footer>, <footest>
 
Head should belong to body
 
@PrivatePansy <figure><strong><legs></legs></strong></figure>
 
9:02 AM
<footrest>, for ergonomy
@PrivatePansy something is <a><foot>, and I may or may not be talking about the closing tags
 
<feet>
 
<hand>
 
<hand style="jazz">
 
class, surely
 
<hand air="guitar"/>
 
9:12 AM
<Cannon style="head"/>
 
<hand disabled>
 
Arguably it's just presentation
Although I think in HTML 5 UAs are also not allowed to derive any semantics from class names
 
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Qualitative Research

Proposed Q&A site for those seeking a deeper understanding of the richness of qualitative research

Currently in definition.

 
9:31 AM
@twobugs I'm so proud
 
9:54 AM
@badp How are your pigeons?
 
@PrivatePansy they aren't
 
10:41 AM
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Q: Does a Forge ML modded server (that accepts vanilla clients) know what mods I have installed on my FML client?

beppe9000I'm asking because I want to know if a server owner can detect/ban mods during connection to the server.

 
10:51 AM
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Q: Sleep Deprivation Treatment - 3 Methods That Is Distinct?

mapocSchool-aged children aged 6 to 9 need about 10 hours of rest a night while older children ages 10 to 12 need a little more than 9 hours of zzzis at night time apart from the growth aspect, satisfactory rest becomes more very important to university youngsters as it is critical for their understan...

 
11:14 AM
@badp My Work ID card picture is pretty terrible
@GodEmperorDune I can't tell if this is a meme generated picture, or something from that game
lolol "Do you use Dreamweaver?" "No"
 
@Wipqozn Is it a picture of your socks?
 
@fredley Your mom's a picture of my socks
QUESTION
(also use adblock on my company ad infested website)
That picture there. The one with the woman on it.
Is that hosted on my companies site? (yes, I know the answer, I'm leading up to something)
 
11:32 AM
It seems to be
 
@PrivatePansy If you wanted to use that image somewhere else on our site, by putting it in an <img> tag, how would you do that?
 
Assuming the image's current URL is a permalink, just copy that URL. Alternatively, embed it through whatever CMS you're using
 
Yes
That dev I'm always complaining about lately doesn't seem to realize this
He's been working here for over 2 years now (same length as me)
He asked me how to upload an image to the site, and Iw as like "what"
 
@Wipqozn Why are ther spaces in the filename. What is this? 1996?
 
@Arperum USer uploaded the file
and I guess we don't do ny space to _ conversion
laaaaaame
 
11:36 AM
@Wipqozn Users are the worst.
 
anyays
He asked me how to upload an iamge to the site, since he's responding to a ticekt where we just need to update an <a><img></a> to link tot hat page, and have that image on it.... and I was so confused
 
@Wipqozn He has been working on this system for two years and doesn't know how to upload an image in it?
 
I was like "The image is right there, you don't need to upload it" and he just didn't understand
 
@Wipqozn Did you proceed with facedesking?
That would have been my literal reaction.
 
@Arperum I proceeded by ranting here in chat
he eventually just said "oh, my mistake",a nd we stopped talking
whcih I think means he still has no idea what I'm talking about
I might try to bring it up again...somehow, to explain what I was talking about
 
11:39 AM
@Wipqozn I would have made it abundantly clear how stupid the thing he was saying was. But I'm extremely bad at subtle.
 
I didn't think to do it then because... well I just couldn't believe he didn't know what to do
didn't think to explain what to do, not tell him he ws stupid
 
@Wipqozn I'm very vocal about those things. I would voice my confusion/disbelieve way too loud >_>
 
I think my confusion was very clear on my face
I just kept saying "it's right there, on that page [ticket submitter] linked. You don't need to upload it."
 
Thinking more about it, I can't imagine someone being that unknowing after having worked with sites for over two years. I don't know how I would have reacted. The facedesk would happen at some point once I properly internalized what just happened.
 
@Arperum Yes
There's a reason I'm always ranting about this guy
Although I don't normally do it here
 
11:45 AM
@Arperum %20
 
@Wipqozn I understand. I think. I've worked with a couple of people who were um... not good at all
 
@Wipqozn You should apply for that Adult Swim job
 
@fredley I considered it
 
@fredley Exactly. Noone wants to see those ugly things.
 
I wonder if you can work remote...
 
11:48 AM
Things a coworker found in our code: //TODO: *bla*, remove this functionality somewhere around june 2009
 
@KevinvanderVelden That doesn't surprise me at all
 
@Wipqozn it's a surprisingly clean code base
 
Wow, it took him 25 minutes to do that super simple task
His performance is something I'd expect from a developer fresh out of school
Request should have taken 5 minutes. Tops.
 
@Wipqozn I've had techs like that.
One I worked with took half a day to replace a hard drive in a desktop machine.
 
@Frank I don't even understand.
 
11:54 AM
He is actually older than me by over a decade.
And has a degree in networking from the Phillipines.
If anything, he should've been telling me what to do.
 
@Frank It took me two days to do mine. Granted that was because I was cloning my OS partition and screwed it up, resulting in a situation where every boot repair method I could find failed, and I had to reinstall Windows 10
 
@PrivatePansy This was just a straight hardware swap.
 
@fredley but, drupal
 
No need for backup, or reinstallation.
 
Also, my computer's innards are a bit wonky, because my GPU fits very snugly into the casing, so every time I need to do anything with the SATA cables I have to remove my GPU first
 

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