The Periodic Table

12:35 AM

@M.A.R.ಠ_ಠ Oh hello @M.A.R.ಠ_ಠ, long time no see o/

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4:24 AM

Waiting for JSPS to publish the selection results is hard.

@orthocresol :P

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6:51 AM

@Jan Hallo Herr Jan!

Or Frau. It got confusing back then

Anyway, why did I expect to see something like this second thing in the morning?

@M.A.R.ಠ_ಠ: Thank you for admitting that you seek just to close every list question whether or not you have any understanding of what is being asked. — user1271772 8 hours ago

Where the hell is the "Not Constructive" flag when you need it?

Actually, I didn't though

I had a cinch of hope they're aiming for a constructive discussion

@M.A.R.ಠ_ಠ I like this one more:

@Jan, do you have anything else to say? — user1271772 3 hours ago

@Jan I should add a canned comment to the comment templates: "Thank you for making me realize spending [] minutes of my time trying to help you around was a mistake."

I know better now, it was only 15 last night

Whatever, flagging and moving on

@Ortho and @Loong really do need something to do, don't they?

@M.A.R.ಠ_ಠ Didn’t even raise a flag.

Meh, I flagged two random comments just to raise the stink

Whether or not they purge the whole thread doesn't matter. Moving on

@Jan What else is going on in Bavaria?

Wait, Japan actually

Right?

@M.A.R.ಠ_ಠ Japan, yeah.

In Bavaria, snow is happening and the new minister president is trying his best not to completely fail his first year in office.

7:06 AM

Heh, do politicians ever succeed anymore?

In Japan, Autumn is happening, medical universities are admitting they forged entrance examination results although they won’t admit it was for reducing the number of women. They come up with excuses like ‘but men are worse in communication so we needed to increase their scores accordingly.’

Also, I’m waiting for JSPS to publish the selected postdoc fellows and feverishly refreshing their page a few times a day ~.~

That's not feverish

Not if you did it few times every minute, that'd be a different thing

Here people are too jaded to complain anymore

I guess

I can't get out and listen to the random cab driver ranting about the world

For a minute or so, I’m being feverish.

Day 50 of transplant

But I also have to prepare a presentation for our year-end powerpoint seminar.

And they decided to put general lab cleaning on a Saturday.

7:10 AM

No pain, increased brain matter, increased health, increased muscle mass

Waitwot?

But also increased BP and FBS thanks to the facking Prednisolone

Nov 20 at 7:40, by M.A.R. ಠ_ಠ

I finally got a new kidney!

Oh, nice.

Not kid’n ye, are ya?

Nopes

I have three kidneys now

Which makes me eligible for a moderator position.

Good good. One can never have enough kidneys.

Damn, I thought I would need the greater part of three days to prepare the slides. Now I’m three quarters through the second day, procrastinated intensly on SE and am practically done. That’s not what I expected D=

Guess I’ll have to go back to the lab tomorrow ~.~

7:18 AM

I hate it when they don't take long enough

@M.A.R.ಠ_ಠ That's also what she said

@Jan How many slides were they?

@Jan The 2.5 % yields await!

Back to the book for me

I've been filling my time with studying and that's why I'm currently not on every second of every minute

7:51 AM

@M.A.R.ಠ_ಠ Around 10-ish

@M.A.R.ಠ_ಠ Oh, I got less than that ~

@Jan 10 . . . thousand?

Must have been some slides

@Jan Your sulfuric acid is fake

Tempting every other acid to fake it as well

And the bases are two-face anyway

@M.A.R.ಠ_ಠ Nah, supposed to be a ten-ish minutes presentation for each member, with that much time again for discussion.

@M.A.R.ಠ_ಠ The assertment that I used sulphuric acid is fake.

Oh. 3000 words per slide

@Jan It is the source of all evil nonetheless

I remember when they lasered Britannica onto a needle

Must have been a similar experience

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Q: Is this sentence correct (Deadline soon please help me)

9:39 AM

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Hey I am a student and I have a deadline soon I need your help. I already done my work and I need someone to only check it for me. PLEASE, I will appreciate you whole my life and for your help. I will never forget, I am so stuck. My work is to fill the blanks. I will never ask homework q...

I will appreciate you my whole life

Please

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12:52 PM

@AvnishKabaj I love that the only thing resembling chemistry in that whole onebox is the logo and the tags

> Hey I am a student and I have a deadline soon I need your help. I already done my work and I need someone to only check it for me. PLEASE, I will appreciate you whole my life and for your help. I will never forget, I am so stuck. My work is to fill the blanks. I will never ask homework q...

So much text

Agreed

Q: Synergic Bonding in Carbonyl complexes

What is synergic bonding? How does it affect the C-O bond in the carbonyl ligand?

coordination-compounds carbonyl-complexes

Reopenable?

Probably not

@Mart this guy is banging on the expertise drum, so let the experts decide: chemistry.stackexchange.com/questions/106806/… Is it reopenable? I don't want anything to do with that guy again

@Martin-マーチン Obviously if you connect two dots you always end up with a tetrahedron.

I'll look into it

@M.A.R.ಠ_ಠ Had to star that one :D

1:07 PM

@Jan but you didn't, and also you obviously only need one dot to get to the tetrahedron...

@M.A.R.ಠ_ಠ Ah... that makes me loose my Christmas spirit.

@Martin-マーチン Yes I did, like two minutes ago. Check it!

ah, well now i see , you referred to the original quote...

My birthday is on Dec 26

Basically a version of Jesus that's compatible with Win 10

haha :D

alright, need to indulge more into that question

Why is the 24th incompatible with Win10?

1:14 PM

There have been no recent updates to it

And everyone knows up there they all use Macs anyway

Preinstalled with linux though

That question is a gift keeping on giving.

If these are jokes, I don’t get them.

@Jan They're encrypted and only 70 percent yield people can access them

Good thing the standard reaction gives north of 90 percent.

Textbook reactions don't count

Back to the book for me

1:24 PM

Not textbook, just established lab procedure.

everything below quantitative yield is held back...

> The yield is quantitative after recovering 99% of the starting material.

I think the question is incredibly broad, even if it were limited to a single compound. For example: any molecule is hard for Hartree-Fock to be described anywhere close to correct, especially considering the properties you name. Obviously you can go post-HF, then only almost all molecules are hard to treat. And then there is "MP2 is a graveyard for transition metal chemistry". Also ab initio is only technically challenging for > 1000 atoms, there is not really a theoretical limit. Usually the smaller molecules are harder to describe. But I guess I am only stating the obvious here. — Martin - マーチン ♦ 18 secs ago

1:39 PM

@Martin-マーチン Sadly, my starting material is volatile so how much I recover depends on how long it was on the rotavap Y__Y

well... there's that then...

Bad molecules top spot: sodium diatomic

I don’t think I procrastinated so much on a single working day since writing my thesis …

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3:27 PM

@Martin-マーチン Oh I guess someone needs a more rigorous background before asking a question then

Ugh, why am I letting them bitter up my day?

I made so much progress today! Unlike Jan

I have been asking myself these things, too.

The Viking hat is really a banana to me, BTW

A mostly red, weird banana

agreed

I've got the routine visit to the surgeon general and my nephrologist tomorrow, so I'm confident all extra progress will go down the toilet, don't worry

that's awfully pessimistic

3:30 PM

Nope

Not if it's planned

okay then: that sound awfully pessimistic

please enlighten me

Well they're both located at the busiest district of the town, so the healthy 400 minutes of studying I do every day won't be possible tomorrow

Watching the same Iranian cars with the same dull colors, just different plate numbers, for 3 hours

I'm not on a tight schedule, the exam I'm studying for is 192 days away

Basically, I've been a different person after transplant

Dialysis days were really off my week. I had a week of only 4 days

I couldn't walk for 10 minutes without feeling elevated heart beats and dizziness. Thrice.

Now I walk/jog 10 kms a day at 7.2 kmph speed

I feel healthy as hell. Pretty sure hell is healthy. It all depends on your perspective

There's also this:

in Language Overflow, Dec 10 at 18:29, by CowperKettle

https://medicalxpress.com/news/2018-12-dialysis-patients-brain-injury.html

Back to the book!

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4:52 PM

Well that sound quite good then. And if you are already studying for an exam 192 days away, that must be pretty important... So good luck with that :D

Q: I was reading the chapter oragin chemistry and could solve it out can u help me

5:26 PM

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in organic chemistry if we have functional group and a double bond which gets preference in UIPAC names for numbering carbon atoms

organic-chemistry

This needs to be preserved

Unidentified Intermittent Pack of Aspired Chemists

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