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Joey
Joey
8:14 AM
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Q: Write your own Death Note

muntooKira needs your help! Input format: Date [and/or Time] Name Gender Reason Output format: <Last Name, First Name> <will die/died> on the <DD><st/nd/rd/th> of <MMM, YYYY> [at <hh:mm:ss TT>]. <He/She> <will die/died> of <Reason>. Det...

code-golf
Hm, the sheer amount of data manipulation required somehow makes that uninteresting again. At least for me :(
 
 
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Joey
Joey
9:32 AM
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