“Come on already! We’ll be late!” “Alright, alright! I’m ready now.” My wife was unusually eager to get down to see the executions today. Gods know why! The way I see it, once you’ve seen one odious sod dance upon the airs to his foregone conclusion, you’ve seen them all. But I guess it’s as she says: tis educational, and we must do this for the sake of the children. And there is some sense in…