> GM: As you approach the trio of ninja, turn back to find a fox lady in their target's clothes with a singed gothic fashion model flopped on her back. It's a confusing/terrifying day to be a ninja.
Me: I was just thinking that. What they've got here is a bristling, muscular, fang-bearing fox woman in a dress with a crying goth on her back. What do you even think when that comes toward you?
Other player: "Am I in someone's NaNoWriMo?"