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I hate hats. I got a hat today (00.01 hours). I haven't done anything wrong! Nothing at all, at least here on the not-so-dark-side on ELL (as opposed to EL&U). Why am I being given hats!? Hats is bad. I'm an santaethist and celebrating Santashness is not what I want. And I hate headgear. An for t...