Is anybody out there? Does anybody care?

@barrycarter Care about what?

Oh, I was quoting song lyrics, just wanted to see if anyone was actually here here.

OK, does anyone want to help me answer Stack questions using Mathematica? I've gotten started, but am too lazy to finish.

@barrycarter Too lazy to finish is always a bad sign and you should never mention this when asking here :)

OK, what excuse should I make then? :)

@barrycarter I'm higly interested in this issue, I searched through all google hits and thought about it the last 3 days. Unfortunately, I could not solve it :)

@halirutan Have you tried using Mathematica to solve it analytically? ;)

@barrycarter Oh yes, good point.

I've got 99 problems but having too many helpers ain't one.