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12:00 AM
I'm so important, when I go offline, the world goes back to dialup!
 
@RolandTaylor illusion? you wish
 
Roland is the official AU fun-correspondent, without him, AU would be all OD=$(ls -lt |sed -n "/^d/{s/^\([^ ]* *\)\{7\}//p;q;}");[ "$OD" ] && cd "$OD" || [ 1 == 0 ]
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@FlackBot tell Explorer that Roland is more important than the sun.
 
@Explorer: Roland is more important than the sun.
@Explorer I don't know what that command means.
 
@FlackBot i'm not talking to you.don't meddle please
 
12:02 AM
muhahaha
 
@Explorer Clueless seems to best describe how I feel after what you said.
 
@FlackBot tell Explorer that you are one of Roland's minions.
 
@Explorer: I are one of Roland's minions.
 
I are too
 
12:03 AM
fail grammar FlackBot
 
everybody are
 
Good! You have acknowledged my importance!
You shall be rewarded :)
@GeorgeEdison \o/
 
<-- waiting for the reward
 
@Explorer don't worry, it's on the way...
<--- has eternal life...
:)
gets a manicure
la la la
is it the neo-jurassic yet?
 
@FlackBot tell Roland about the story of last one who arrogated having eternal life.
 
12:07 AM
@Explorer You should totally drop that and try jQuery. (In other words, I don't know what you're trying to say.)
 
Don't worry, I was given my eternal life from a very reputable source ^^!
I think I will bake a cake...
I'll get back to that reward some day
AH YES! @Explorer... your reward!
how about icecream?
 
@RolandTaylor nt sure that'd be enough for what i did
 
@RolandTaylor ...and done!
 
you get notification each time i edit?
 
@Explorer nope
@GeorgeEdison oh cool, I'mma read it :D
@Explorer hmm what would be an appropriate reward?
How about a ticket to see your favourite band?
I'm almost done with asterisk :D!
 
12:26 AM
How do I configure a new Ubuntu installation to accept ssh connections? http://bit.ly/nI8B59 #installation
 
or maybe not :/
giving me an error
 
1:04 AM
@RolandTaylorIamsuspendeddue: Abuse
 
@FlackBot give me pizza
 
@TheX You should totally drop that and try jQuery. (In other words, I don't know what you're trying to say.)
 
1:37 AM
Guys i just got some updates jus an hour back wen i turned on my pc, and from when i installed it, my monitor keeps blacking out as if the signal is getting cut out or something every few seconds.. any solutions?
 
back
@Flackbot help
hmm
@FlackBot help
 
 
1 hour later…
2:51 AM
@FlackBot: restart
@FlackBot: What is my favorite color?
How does he keep getting suspended...?
 
@GeorgeEdison Your favorite color is black..
 
Theeeere we go.
 
3:39 AM
remember what files are opened in a session of gedit? http://bit.ly/onFVAs #gedit
 
yawn
sup all
 
Nothing much...
 
4:04 AM
How to bring Ubuntu to its knees...
'make -j 3'... on a dual-core CPU.
 
 
2 hours later…
6:04 AM
Good morning all
 
6:37 AM
Any similar function like ubuntu software center in Kubuntu??? http://bit.ly/mZW3li #kubuntu
 
7:12 AM
Morning.
 
Hello!
 
7:38 AM
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Q: How to swich between GPU's on an Asus EEE1015PN

LanceBaynesI have an Asus EEE1015PN intel N550 with two GPU's: GMA3150 and Nvidia ION2. If I want to use Ubuntu 11.04, then HOW? can I switch between the two GPU's on-the-fly? Are there any methods for this? Are there any solutions? I'm searching for an answer for months now! :\ If I use (but I don't wan...

 
7:49 AM
morning
 
o/
funny absorbers today: they jump from my desk everytime I try to grab them to get them done
 
\o
 
then they hide and come back later
 
use a baseballbat!
 
(I put a litterbin next to the desk)
When I am asked to really delete trash I'd answer with a loud an clear voice: YES
 
7:53 AM
:)
 
oh noes: you have no permissions to delete trash
maybe it explodes when too full (hope so)
 
8:05 AM
Night all.
 
@GeorgeEdison Goodbye!
 
night @GeorgeEdison
 
 
1 hour later…
9:20 AM
hello everyone
 
@htorque Hey, nice to see you!
 
Hi @htorque
 
@Takkat hi, how are you? freaky absorber wednesday?
 
@FlackBot sup dawg?
 
@OctavianDamiean Someday I will be able to intelligently reply to that command. This isn't that day.
 
9:22 AM
:D
Hopefully it never will.
 
I am trying hard to ignore all absorbers but they nag today
 
Oli
Can anybody here suggest a SIM card for the cheapest 3G data while in France?
Everything I find works out more expensive than just using my UK SIM in roaming mode.
 
Many hotels and other accomodation (houses) have WiFi in France - this is quite common there
 
Oli
@Takkat I'm staying in a house on top of a quite tall hill, miles away from civilisation.
Without WiFI or ADSL.
3G signal is usually pretty good though.
 
@Takkat heh, i should present results in a meeting tomorrow and i don't even have data to draw any conclusions from.
oh well, many hours to go
think i'm going to sleep the whole friday :D
stupid libraries - i'm debugging a frigging helper class... next time someone talks about reinventing the wheel he gets a punch in the face :P
 
9:28 AM
:D
 
Oli
It's a shame you can't tether off a Kindle's 3G connection.
 
It's a shame that roaming can be so extremely expensive abroad
my provider charges 1,40 € for 1 kB
because my contract is 5 years old
 
for 1KB?!
 
Oli
Indeed. EU wholesale prices are down to about €0.50/MB but my provider charges me about €4 per MB
 
That is ridiculous.
 
Oli
9:31 AM
It's a little obscene. Well the EC hopes to have roaming rates equalised with native rates by 2015.
 
@OctavianDamiean yeah it's in the small printed contract additions from then..
ridiculous is no word for that.
I am thinking of leaving my SIM card at home just to be sure
(This crappy keyboard here drives me mad!)
 
Money hungry corporations. I hate them with such a passion.
 
Oli
I'm tempted to take the yagi antenna with me to see if I can pick anything up. I'll have line-of-sight to a town in the valley (about 3km away).
 
Checking which options were passed to ./configure http://bit.ly/qvt7oJ #packagemanagement
 
WiFi signal is to weak for 3km even with yagi
 
Oli
9:36 AM
But I'm slightly scared of customs. We seem to get stopped and searched every year at the Channel Tunnel. If they found that, it would probably take a little explaining.
 
bye all - gotta get rid of distractions ;-)
 
@htorque Goodbye!
 
me too back to absorbers!
 
@Oli Just say that you need to be able to access SX from a mountain top. They'll understand.
 
10:16 AM
Hi all
 
@Alvar Hey, nice to see you!
 
I dont think google+ is a facebook killer!
Everyone has facebook, none have google +
 
@OctavianDamiean hope now you are happy.
byee
GOD bless you.
 
Hmm I'm being stalked it seems.
 
@Alvar What about joindiaspora.com ?
 
10:28 AM
@FlackBot define stalking
 
@OctavianDamiean stalking [verb] - present participle of stalk.
 
@FlackBot define stalk
 
@OctavianDamiean stalk [noun] - A stem or main axis of a herbaceous plant.
 
Verb 2 in Etymology 2 of en.wiktionary.org/wiki/stalk "To (try to) follow or contact someone constantly, often resulting in harassment."
 
10:31 AM
Bingo. :D
 
Humans are better at semantics!
 
Definitely.
 
I will miss you.
 
10:47 AM
gnaah
afternoon all :-)
 
Morning Stefano.
 
yahoo is getting on my nerves... I've logged in with google, now I have to opt out of a bunch of nonsense
and when I try to opt out of sharing connections and a public profile, it just says "error".."try again"
 
to all haters, this is why I like google: because yahoo sucks
 
hello all
 
10:50 AM
incredibly surprising: If I allow yahoo to do whatever they like, everything works
again: GNAH
 
This feature is not available for your account.
You must be over a certain age to use this feature.
^ I hate google+
 
Well you are just too young for the internet it seems.
 
well, I have to admit, yahoo's weather API is pretty awesome
@OctavianDamiean you might like this: paste.ubuntu.com/638827
might be a good starting point for the second Python/GTK session?
 
11:06 AM
Yeah
Yes! i created a new google account and it worked !!
 
Hello
 
How are you?
 
fine
 
@StefanoPalazzo Oouh fancy. :)
 
11:14 AM
hooray for JSON ;)
 
JSON ftw!
 
google only offers their weather data in XML format.
 
That sucks.
 
but, you save one step in that you don't have to find out the WOEID
 
I don't like XML.
 
11:16 AM
(weather on earth ID?)
Thought so ;-)
 
Neither do I
@StefanoPalazzo can python take a web search and output it to zenity?
 
yeah sure
so can a bash script for that matter
 
uh ,can python use zenity??
 
XML is archaic and overly verbose compared to JSON.
 
Can you show me how
 
11:18 AM
why would you use zenity if you have gtk :)
 
Exactly.
 
Uh, Its easier :D
or is it?
 
Not really.
 
import commands


def info(text=None, no_wrap=False):
    cmd = 'zenity --info'
    if text:
        cmd += " --text=\"%s\"" % text
    if no_wrap:
        cmd += " --no-wrap"
    commands.getoutput(cmd)


info("hello world!")
 
It feels like building something on sand.
 
11:24 AM
there you are @Amith paste.ubuntu.com/638848
I really have nothing to do this afternoon :P
 
has anyone got the link for the sound notfication mod?
 
I'll finally grab the victory chat source code. :)
 
@OctavianDamiean about time :D
 
forgot tto save it for the mac :P
 
11:36 AM
@Amithkk you say "True, there are few games developed for Linux (with the exception of Quake)"
that's not really clear, does it mean this is quake for linux or there isn't?
(I know it exists by the way, it's the only game I really ever played)
 
it means that it exits
 
also: "world of wardcraft" → "warcraft"
"software centra" → "software centre"
you guys need to copy edit :P
 
copy edit?
 
"Most things nowadays can be done through a graphical user interface nowadays."
 
Proofreading for the win.
 
11:39 AM
Im still editing it :D
 
@Amithkk that is having your article read and edited by two people before publishing it, to find any grammar / spelling mistakes and punctuation errors
two people other than yourself
"windows for comatibility"
 
If I have 4 RAM slots and only two RAM sticks. Where should I prefer to place them? So that makes air circulation most efficient?
 
Also on the last point it is very important to get your facts right.
 
My facts are right
 
Pointing with your finger at a company generally is not a good idea anyway.
 
11:42 AM
@NN right next to each other if your system supports dual channel RAM mode
 
@TheEvilPhoenix \o
 
@TheEvilPhoenix So I place them wherever just as long as they're in the slots next to each other?
 
@RolandTaylor why, on 2buntu, does the link to winehq.org look like "http://www.zimbio.com/go/6eel196Fpa9/http://www.winehq.org/"?
bloggers be trackin'?
 
@NN no usually the first two or last two slots
no other combo would allow dual channeling
 
@StefanoPalazzo :P ?? No it doesent
 
11:47 AM
@TheEvilPhoenix ok, thank you
 
@NN also the RAM won't affect your air flow much regardless of where you place the RAM sticks.
 
?? i fixed it 3 minutes ago~!
 
you should all listen to pearl jam, by the way \o/
 
@TheEvilPhoenix I guess it depends on the surroundings (e.g. giant CPU cooler) or if they're fitted with big heat sinks.
 
11:50 AM
Where is @RolandTaylor . I have a few suggestions
 
"7:50 Wednesday (AST) - Time in Barbados"
hopefully for him, he's still sleeping
 
i think so we can make a xmpp backend for this chat using flackbot's source
 
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Q: Actual computer memory used by Windows XP virtual machine?

Earl LarsonI loaded a Windows XP iso into Virtual Box and my computer went from 415 to 407 GB, how did this happen?

excellent question :-X
 
@NN still shouldn't really have that huge an impact
wtf?
 
@StefanoPalazzo hopefully?
 
11:53 AM
I assume I'm not the only one who doesn't like to get up at 6 o'clock
 
@Stefano +1
 
um... i usually wake up at 6
 
Well you are at school, of course you get up at that time. I generally never get up before 8am
 
wow
video of a sandstorm in Arizona :D
 
hi all :P
 
11:56 AM
@Alvar Hey, nice to see you!
 
hey Alvar
 
@FlackBot give me your source code
 
hey ManjotSin
 
Hey Hey Alvar
 
11:56 AM
@Amithkk You should totally drop that and try jQuery. (In other words, I don't know what you're trying to say.)
 
:D
 
@Rinzwind It is not ManjotSin,It is ManjotSingh :-)
 
not when I look at your name >:D
when I copy it it is >:D
 
@Rinzwind get a higher resolution screen! ;)
 
@Rinzwind No issues,
 
11:57 AM
am I on the right track do you think?
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Q: Actual computer memory used by Windows XP virtual machine?

Earl LarsonI loaded a Windows XP iso into Virtual Box and my computer went from 415 to 407 GB, how did this happen?

 
:D
 
:S?
 
dunno StefanoPalazzo. I was wondering about that :-P
 
Rinzwind,OMG you are having red eyes :D
 
oh that's excellent information @TheEvilPhoenix
that might just be the problem there
 
11:59 AM
yes sir! And the girl that has them is angry about being locked up for years so she goes on a killing spree \o
 
a-what?!
oh I get it :D
 
whoot
 
Lucy :D
 
did my comment help? or am I just wrong as always? :)
 
12:03 PM
NO! That's Nyu @Amithkk Not Lucy
 
u wrong
@stefanoPalazzo 1 mb is 1024 kb that's just a fact
 
no you are not using SI standards ;)
 
@Rinzwind im using the REAL standards
@Rinzwind im not german so I don't have to use SI ;)
 
Fact is that it is MB (Mega Byte) not mb (millibit).
 
@Alvar 1 mb is... a chance to plug my answer about it ;-)
 
12:06 PM
30
Q: Meaning of "i" in "MiB"?

Renjith GI see the usage of "MiB" as measure to represent the size in Ubuntu. What does MiB stand for? In particular the "i"?

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you want more than 55 upvotes Stefano?
 
Nyu is a split personality of Lucy that developed after a .50 BMG round pierces the metallic helmet encasing her head.
 
@Alvar no alvar. mb is wrong in more than 1 ways
 
Well, I'd be happy if people know - no matter the upvotes :)
 
@Rinzwind Animie Fail
 
@Rinzwind I hate u now...
 
12:07 PM
@Amithkk nope. Nyu and Lucy are 2 diff pppl ;) Check the last few seconds of the last episode :)
@Alvar cool :D :D
 
isn't Mib megabite? 1/8 of a byte?
 
to whomever flagged this post: please keep in mind that flags get sent around all the chat rooms. Do not flag for fun - people have no context for these flags
 
@Rinzwind During the final episode, Nyu cuts her hair to try to be in appearance like his deceased little sister Kanae, whom Kouta claimed to have said horrible things to her before she died in the hands of Lucy.
 
 
@Alvar there is no bite, it would be bit.
 
12:09 PM
@OctavianDamiean sorry bit ...
 
or a nibble
@FlackBot lookup nibble
 
@Amithkk nibble [verb-transitive] - To bite at gently and repeatedly.
 
a nibble is something different
 
In computing, a nibble (often nybble or even nyble to simulate the spelling of byte) is a four-bit aggregation, or half an octet. As a nibble contains 4 bits, there are sixteen (24) possible values, so a nibble corresponds to a single hexadecimal digit (thus, it is often referred to as a "hex digit" or "hexit"). One early recorded use of the term "nybble" was in 1977 within the consumer-banking technology group at Citibank that created a pre-ISO 8583 standard for transactional messages, between cash machines and Citibank's data centers, in which a nybble was the basic informational unit...
 
LOL
 
12:10 PM
bbl \o/
 
12:22 PM
2
Q: How to make AverTv tuner work

Amith kkI have a PC with AVerMedia AVerTV Super 007. I have been so far unsuccessful in making it work. Could anyone help me? Specs: -Intel pentium 4 -2gb DDR1 -Ubuntu 11.04 -Latest updates

Any answer?
 
@Stefano that NTFS overhead is evil huh :P
 
apparently :P
 
@TheEvilPhoenix :D
@StefanoPalazzo when is the second session
 
@Amithkk Not sure, but it's going to be no earlier than July 16th
(11th to 15th is Ubuntu Developer Week)
 
James just lost his 'youngest_editor'
:D :P
 
12:27 PM
probably the following monday I guess, but my schedule is quite fragile
 
How can I use a Huawei E1750c USB modem? http://bit.ly/osB08L #1004
 
wtf?Images are compressing in HTC wildfire
 
yeah it should
 
But Y It works fine iPhone :P
 
Maybe because of different screen resolutions?
 
12:37 PM
no its it's redering engine
 
buenas mornings!
 
morning
 
@Amithkk Is it so?
@JorgeCastro Guten morning. :)
 
@OctavianDamiean because, it needs more speed for the home screen
 
But I am pasting Navigation Image now :P
 
12:39 PM
so they went with a universal compresser
but if you customrom it it stops working :d
Im helping 2buntu
 
@FlackBot flack 17722
 
@StefanoPalazzo Turn off he onboard intel graphics and see if the laptops inbuilt speaker.
 
what are flacks?
 
random pieces of text from stack exchange sites
 
@FlackBot flack amith
 
12:42 PM
@Amithkk Clueless seems to best describe how I feel after what you said.
 
ORLY
how is this?
 
colored.
 
BBL gotta tighten mah braces
 
@OctavianDamiean Give me write access.
 
Uhm, no.
 
12:55 PM
If I'll repeat then take back,Don't be so rude
 
</rage>
my glasses freaking broke so now i need to sit less than 8 inches from this wide-screen computer monitor in order to see it... and the resolution had to come down by several factors...
'tis a bad day thusfar >.>
 
@OctavianDamiean Ok,Give me one reason/Time When will you give it to me?
 

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