@SeanGallardy imagine working on the Teams team. Not sure I'd put that on my resume.

@J.D. I'll leave it up to you to do some quick tests because I'm on vacation at the moment, but this page may get you most of the way there.

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> When a DML operation deletes a row, or modifies a value, the page affected is re-written without the de-allocated bytes.

From here

@JoshDarnell if programming is spite, sure

Halloween Problem

> In computing, the Halloween Problem refers to a phenomenon in databases in which an update operation causes a change in the physical location of a row, potentially allowing the row to be visited again later in the same update operation. This could even cause an infinite loop in some cases where updates continually place the updated record ahead of the scan performing the update operation.

@Zikato So it's not actually a Good Friday, but rather a Bad Friday.

Depends on the point of view

@HannahVernon Thanks! I solved my problem, but these are interesting reads, thank you! Appreciate you! Have a nice vacation! 🙂

good evening, you creeps and cretins

that was uncalled for

@Zikato that's so awesome

@J.D. cheers

@ErikDarling it's always morning in The Heap

@HannahVernon yeah, that was the part of the message that needed fixing

@HannahVernon it's never morning for me

@Zikato I mean I know you're neither a creep nor a cretin; goes without saying.

@HannahVernon doesn't czech out

Well okay great weekend etc.